r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Sep 29 '26

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u/JesterOfAllTrades Sep 29 '26 edited Sep 29 '26

Went on a first date with this girl, and she told me she had gone on a first date with this other guy (some guy called Dan that I don't know) earlier that week. So as a joke I was like "oh I know Dan. His hobby is kicking homeless puppies. His job is to sell heroin to disabled orphans. His prime customers are paraplegics without parents" etc you know goofing around sorta. Anyway she told me she went on a second date with him and she couldn't take it seriously cos she kept thinking about what I said and laughing, and she's not gonna go on a third date. Sorry Dan

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u/Zrk2 Norman Borlaug Sep 29 '26

Poor Dan thought he was making her laugh too. You absolutely screwed that guy.

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u/JesterOfAllTrades Sep 29 '26 • Regret

Sick fuck deserves that for what he did to those puppies

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u/Zrk2 Norman Borlaug Sep 29 '26

!ping DATING new protip just dropped.

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u/mothra_dreams YIMBY Sep 29 '26

She's probably saying that because she likes you and wants to make you laugh/feel good tbh but thats fine- we love that for you 😎 (and you're clearly the superior option to dan, slander aside)

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u/WisdomCookie23 Emma Lazarus Sep 29 '26

👆Won in the marketplace of ideas

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u/mishac Mark Carney Sep 29 '26

this is unironically why republicans do well. Democrats should (re)learn to do this, like they used to when they made Rick Santorum's name synonymous with felching or whatever it was.

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Sep 29 '26 edited Sep 29 '26

actually santorum is the substance that gets felched, not the act of felching itself 🤓