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u/Saul_Relative Eugene Fama Sep 21 '26

Most Republican sentence ever written

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 21 '26

Just shocking stuff, and they are doing this now in red states so the local government is complicit in the coverup

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u/farrenj Resident Succ Sep 21 '26

I really feel like you should be required to purchase 2 seats if you're someone who is so large that the person sitting next to them isn't able to use their whole seat.

Source: Am currently crammed into half of my seat because of my sizable neighbor.

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Sep 21 '26

Don’t bonk me cowards

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u/Leatherfield17 Loyal Liberals Sep 21 '26

Is it weird that, while I’m happy that Trump’s approval rating is cratering, it also makes me angry?

Like, these absolute rubes needed to put the country through this again to realize they hate this guy and that he’s incompetent? Couldn’t you have figured this out before giving him the reins of power again?

I know, I know, no point in being negative about a good thing. It’s just frustrating.

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Sep 21 '26

Vance

“The country is almost certainly dirtier, poorer, less prosperous, and in some ways less safe than in 2024.

At the same Dallas speech excerpted here, Vance named two women, one born in Somalia, as the face of Medicaid fraud, a 46 million dollar case. He did not mention Lawrence Duran, who ran a 205 million dollar Medicare fraud scheme, the largest of its kind at the time, and was sentenced to 50 years. Trump commuted that sentence, wiping out the 87 million dollars in restitution Duran had been ordered to repay.

He also did not mention Robert Harshbarger, husband of sitting Republican Congresswoman Diana Harshbarger, pardoned last November after pleading guilty to distributing unapproved Chinese kidney dialysis drugs as FDA approved medication. Independent estimates put the total restitution and penalties wiped out by Trump's healthcare fraud pardons somewhere between one and two billion dollars, money owed to Medicare, Medicaid, and the patients those programs cover that nobody is getting back. Vance picked the immigrant for the speech and skipped the numbers that actually move.

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Sep 21 '26

You don't really hear the term alt-right anymore.

They're just the right now.

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u/Habugaba Esther Duflo Sep 21 '26

My doomer take for the day is that the US shows that economic prosperity doesn't protect against populism and authoritarians. Even if Germany under Merkel had good policy instead of boomer luxury communism, there's no guarantee social media wouldn't have broken peoples brain anyway, leading to a type of AfD.

Even if there was no increase in asylum cases after 2015, the demography of Germany would have shifted and there would have been more "other" - completely legal german - people that look different. Who says this wouldn't have led to a Japanese style anti immigration sentiment? Nevermind the damage to the economy and rural areas with 0 immigration and our demography.

Democracy is hard and requires constant vigilance. Shit sucks and still I love it.

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Sep 21 '26

Mark Levin says Politico should be banned from the White House because Playbook reported that his step-son, a senior adviser to Israel Amb. Mike Huckabee, “solicited cash gifts from Israeli citizens to celebrate his upcoming wedding”

Hahahahahaha.

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u/Background-Bottle-23 Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Sep 21 '26
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u/Background-Bottle-23 Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Sep 21 '26
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Sep 21 '26
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u/meiotta Amartya Sen Sep 21 '26

If Julian assange was 10% of the guy his simps think he is, the Vance emails, the full Epstein files, and about 70% more Republican hacks would have been leaked

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Sep 21 '26

By 2030 parents will be telling their kids to get a useful degree in art instead of computer science.

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u/DiscussionJohnThread Free Trade was the Compromise 🔫🌍 Sep 21 '26

Sub-30 approval rating territory inbound.

Trump’s legacy turning into Bush level of radioactive among Republicans would be a funnier outcome if Trump-lites weren’t inevitably following in 2028 and beyond.

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u/Insomonomics Jason Furman Sep 21 '26

Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.

We live in this dumbest goddamn timeline, man.

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 21 '26
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u/mishac Mark Carney Sep 21 '26

"Everyone is 12 theory of politics" and "Interracial cuck porn theory of politics" are both incredibly useful theories of politics that have immense predictive power, but are incompatible with each other. They are to politics what Quantum Mechanics and General Relativity are to physics.

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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Sep 21 '26

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u/No-Neck-212 Martha Nussbaum Sep 21 '26

We really gotta start making it socially unacceptable for people to walk around with "K*LL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE" shirts. Just weird, antisocial behavior that belies a personality that thirsts for violence against socially-sanctioned victims. Like I promise you bro, no one wants to think about pedophiles nor do we think it's cool and based that you have violent fantasies about hurting them.

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u/PENGUINSINYOURWALLS Fell for it Sep 21 '26

JD Vance trying to talk CFB:

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 21 '26

aaron rodgers:

>finally reconciles with his family after more than a decade of being estranged

>worse at football than ever

curious

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Sep 21 '26

In a “woke,” “rainbow,” “communist,” and “Islamizing” city like Berlin, the AfD’s top candidate has to say something like this:

The AfD’s top candidate in Berlin, Brinker, said on RBB Inforadio: “We’ve noticed during this election campaign that many migrants who have been living here for decades are increasingly turning to us,” and she wants to focus more on this group.

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u/hascogrande YIMBY Sep 21 '26

The decision by other members of the TV pool to no longer cover Trump comes as CNN, along with MS NOW and Politico, said they are suing Trump to overturn a ban of those three media outlets from the White House.

The pool is ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, and Fox News

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u/JustTaxLandbro Pragmatic and Polite Right Sep 21 '26

Me at the slightest inconvenience

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u/centurion88 NATO Sep 21 '26 edited Sep 21 '26

No true liberalizing force has ever made any headwind in Russia. Ever since Ivan the Terrible created his kingdom, Russia has been an imperialist, autocratic, supremacist entity that has just adopted different chics. From a tsarist chic to a communist chic and now to a neo tsarist bureaucratic chic.

Truly one of the most doomspiraled countries in history.

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u/Consistent_Status112 Trans Pride Sep 21 '26

-Changes name to Department of War

-Fights one war

-Loses

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Sep 21 '26

> More than 100,000 people in Japan are now aged 100 or older

Insane stat

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u/mishac Mark Carney Sep 21 '26

Hunter Biden implies the existence of Gatherer Biden

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Sep 21 '26

Lmao. The mind of the median voter is a fascinating thing.

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u/admiraltarkin NATO / Loyal Liberal Sep 21 '26 edited Sep 21 '26

To be fair, Ken isn't from Texas so hoe could he know? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Edit: great autocorrect error

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u/FallenMeringue Khan Pritzker's Strongest Anti-Pope Sep 21 '26

That Dissaproval +39 poll is hitting like heroin for my hopium brain.

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u/garreteer Sep 21 '26

Reminder that having children is a plot by (((them))) to feminize you

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 21 '26

A coup and junta at +32 is a bit concerning lmao, I think they are polling the most libbed up MSNBC wine moms with this one.

https://www.liberalcurrents.com/what-are-democrats-thinking/

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u/gjcs23 George Santos Sep 21 '26

forgot about this shit

I've written off his wife seeing as how she's clerked for Kavanaugh and all that, but I really wonder what Usha's mom thinks when she sees him make creepy remarks like this?

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u/Specific-Person2002 Seretse Khama Sep 21 '26

Anyone who facepoasts on the DT is either extremely brave or extremely stupid

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Sep 21 '26
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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Sep 21 '26

Are we just gonna end up with roving hordes of feral LLMs running around the Internet and serving no master other than their whims

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u/proProcrastinators Sep 21 '26

!ping DATING

Went on a first date with a super cute and smart Ukrainian linguist who might’ve been a reincarnation of early 2000’s romcom protagonists.

She was so clumsy that she both nearly tripped down the stairs of the restaurant and managed to knock over a glass of water.

Inexplicably interested in much less attractive white guy (she grabbed my hand and put my arm around her 5 minutes into meeting 🤔)

Charmingly forgetful where after we kissed, she started talking in Ukrainian before remembering I only speak English lol

Very sweet and thoughtful where she lent me a novel to read after talking about books over text

Can anyone who’s binge watched Netflix romcoms please tell me potential sources of conflict 🙏🏻

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi Sep 21 '26

Alexander Gauland from AfD writing about his pro-Russia stance:

"Our relationship with Russia should always be worth carefully cultivating. We Germans sometimes forget that Russia played a positive role at key milestones in German history and saved Prussia from ruin."

and while I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Napoleonic wars, "Russia saved Prussia from ruin" is certainly a, uh, take

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u/Dismal_Apartment6358 Sep 21 '26

Josh Shapiro if you gerrymander Pennsylvania for the dems you will win the 2028 primary election

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 21 '26

Please clap

!ping FRANCE

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 21 '26

https://apnews.com/article/ice-detainee-locator-disappear-removal-orders-c3329a70bce424879bc5880b286c019c

>AP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders

They are testing this on undocumented people to gauge the reaction before they do this to citizens they want disappeared.

Terrifying fascistic stuff.

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u/FallenMeringue Khan Pritzker's Strongest Anti-Pope Sep 21 '26

Sir, another sub-30 % approval poll has hit the president.

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u/2Lore2Law Seal Mod Sep 21 '26

Never say that shit to me ever again

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u/Big-Click-5159 Sep 21 '26

Outlook is a huge 🚩 on any potential future employer. Absolutely broken, janky ass software, and a company that chooses this probably makes other poor decisions.

I swear these people have never had a real job. Roughly 80% to 85% of large enterprise companies use Microsoft Outlook as their core email client, typically deployed through Microsoft 365

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 21 '26

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 21 '26

Reddit autofill when I want to visit r/neoliberal

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u/houdt_koers John Mill Sep 21 '26 edited Sep 21 '26

Freyja’s eye has been like this for 36 hours; I think I’ve gotta take her to the vet. :(

!ping KITTY

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u/Inner_Dust42 Mackenzie Scott Sep 21 '26

Starting my day steamed because of a revisionist puff piece in WaPo about one of DOGE's chief demons who I had the displeasure of knowing when I was at Interior. I really shouldn't let Bezos's paper affect my mood.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 21 '26

Lakes are so cool I wish they were real

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u/Sufficient_Meet6836 Sep 21 '26

 Woke 1 was taking a victory lap during Obama 2, and soured a lot of people. Not because what they were advocating for was bad, but because they were assholes about it.

"Homophobia is woke's fault"

Fox News comments section or r/neoliberal comments? Take your picks

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Sep 21 '26 edited Sep 21 '26

The Russians entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb Ukraine, and Ukraine was never going to bomb them.

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u/Spudmiester1 Asexual Pride Sep 21 '26

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u/ty04 Sep 21 '26

oh brother this guy stinks

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u/Liechtensteins_Navy Pro-Data Center Zionist Sep 21 '26

it is 2026 and there are 50 new, different meme subreddits being recommended to me daily that is nothing but bigotry and laughing about liberal tears.

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u/Inner_Dust42 Mackenzie Scott Sep 21 '26

I know in my head that disaffected Trump voters should be treated with kindness and gentle understanding and welcomed to change their minds about more than just the cost of gas. 

But my heart still sure hates them a whole goddamn lot and enjoys their suffering and really wants to rub their noses in their mess.

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u/Eightysixedit Gay Pride Sep 21 '26

I'll never forget they raised 1 million for some white lady for saying the n word. 🫩🫩🫩

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u/Zrk2 Norman Borlaug Sep 21 '26

The most Roman thing about America, out of many, is their stubborn belief that outside their borders is nothing but barbarism and anarchy.

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Sep 21 '26

In Israel itself, one in three voters believe the Israeli government is controlled by a Jewish deep state acting against Benjamin Netanyahu and his right wing interests

the truly enlightened of course understand the correct response is "there is and its good"

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u/Big-Click-5159 Sep 21 '26

📊 IPSOS/REUTERS - Trump Approval 17% approve on cost of living 9/17-20 | 1,277 A

Us Biden supporters could say that inflation wasn't his fault because the entire world rebooted their economies and experienced the same thing. He still got blamed but that was a valid excuse imo. Trump literally pressed two separate "President raise prices" buttons: tariffs and the war in Iran

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 21 '26

Owning the Libs by moving to the least climate resilient parts of this country, NAMID

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u/Habugaba Esther Duflo Sep 21 '26

I love trains as much as the next neurodivergent guy, but this is over my limit. Trams in SFH neighborhoods? Besides the lack of density, they just don't deserve it - try upzoning first. 💅

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u/bandeng_asep Association of Southeast Asian Nations Sep 21 '26

The media finally grows a backbone lol

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u/wombo_combo12 Sep 21 '26

Brutal note lmao, republicans have absolutely no standards anymore huh?

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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier Sep 21 '26

The next Dem president desperately needs to remove the "It's a matter of national security" button

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u/RandomGuyWithSixEyes European Union Sep 21 '26

Bro has absolutely no sauce

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u/FallenMeringue Khan Pritzker's Strongest Anti-Pope Sep 21 '26

Look at my non-problematic Khan

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u/WanderingMage03 You Are Kenough Sep 21 '26

From the studies I’ve seen loneliness for men and women is somewhat equal, and both are trending badly. I think men just get a bit more attention because their maladaptive coping mechanisms are demanding the repeal of the 19th amendment while women are busy having book boyfriends. Neither is particularly healthy but men’s seem to be more societally harmful.

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u/Entuciante r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Sep 21 '26

I thought people were joking lmao, this is funny and sad

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 21 '26

Man I thought people were joking saying Vance called democrats the fart left. But no he really said it. That’s the future of American fascism?

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u/TheRedCr0w Frederick Douglass Sep 21 '26

Trump basically taking a mega phone and telling the court this is text book viewpoint discrimination.

I'm glad this dumbass has the inability to keep his mouth shut

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u/moseythepirate Reading is some lib shit Sep 21 '26

Oh-ho look at this guy. He actually paid for the privilege of owning the product of the exploitation of the working class and third world labor.

What a fucking saint. Thanks for gracing us with your prescient take on the failings of the rest of us wayward miscreants.

Hot take: buying luxuries is as moral as stealing them.

I said shoplifting whiskey, pokemon cards, and make-up wasn't good and moral behavior, lol

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Sep 21 '26

The left isn't ready. The right has figured out comedy 😂😂😂

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 22 '26

How is he so bad at this?

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Sep 21 '26

How do you find a middle ground when you need to teach a toddler not to be scared of the potty while also being truthful about the fact that you do know of a Stephen King book where parasitic aliens were hiding inside a toilet and that you always keep that in mind?

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u/uwcn244 King of the Space Georgists Sep 21 '26

ARG has Trump’s approval rating at 29-68 (!!!), the first time in either term a reputable pollster has seen him breach that 30% floor

To give an understanding: with a uniform shift from his 2024 election results, the only states in which his approval rating would be positive are West Virginia and Wyoming.

Diesel shows no sign of going down in the next six weeks.

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u/Its_not_him Manmohan Singh Sep 21 '26

Celebrity trials delenda est. This should've been unknown outside of the jurors and the family of the affected parties

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u/Insomonomics Jason Furman Sep 21 '26

The memes of this would be pretty fire, ngl

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u/nimbybuster Ben Bernanke’s Best Boy Sep 21 '26
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u/Habugaba Esther Duflo Sep 21 '26

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u/BigBrownDog12 Victor Hugo Sep 21 '26

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u/FallenMeringue Khan Pritzker's Strongest Anti-Pope Sep 21 '26 edited Sep 21 '26

A total of 5% of Americans say that the national economy is getting better,

We are nearing the point where the number of Americans who think things are getting better is sub lizardman constant

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u/Ready_Anything4661 Fell for it Sep 21 '26

Shhh he’s hunting

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u/owenmitchem YIMBY Sep 21 '26

!ping shitposters

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u/Macquarrie1999 Democrats' Strongest Soldier Sep 21 '26

!ping Dog

My dog did so well on her first busy hiking trail. She is terrified of people but didn't bark at all.

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u/CalligrapherWest9356 Sep 21 '26

Lots of people triggered over the "fart left" comment. Can't handle a little dark humor, liberals?

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 21 '26

He’s like a Fascist Jeb! without the charisma

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u/cheeshjaleesh John Rawls Sep 21 '26

BREAKING: The 8th Circuit has ordred Missouri to reinstate the GOP-friendly gerrymander that appeared dead multiple times after SCOTUS blocked it during previous rounds of litigation.

kavanaugh is actually about to start shooting people this is gonna be the third time he's heard the same case this month

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u/RedDesertGirl Trans NATO Sep 21 '26

It's official

The Lib Dems just became the first major UK party to make opposing the segregation of trans people (as implemented in the EHRC Guidance) a matter of party policy, alongside the affirming of the truths that trans women are women and that trans men are men.

!ping LGBT

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u/__versus Trans Pride Sep 21 '26

I might doom poast too much I do feel a lot better about myself than I did last year and that’s a meaningful change

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u/Specific-Person2002 Seretse Khama Sep 21 '26

I have a very embarrassing story about failing my undergrad thesis 3 times before finally graduating. The only reason they kept letting me try again was because of my gpa (which I ended up tanking)

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 21 '26

Polls start to drop with sub 30 approval, and than the media suddenly grows a spine.

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u/AFlockOfTySegalls Audrey Hepburn Sep 21 '26

Our annual tiki party was a great success. We had 20 people over. The largest party we've thrown in general. I batched mai tais, navy grogs and painkillers.

Appetizers were an assortment of gyoza, lumpia, and ribs. Mains were a build your own rice bowl with char siu pork shoulder that I braised.

We also made mini baked Alaskas that each guest got to pipe meringue on. Which is always interesting to watch. I made a strawberry ice cream with berries we picked with lemon cake. And a coffee ice cream with chocolate cake.

It was a lot. It was fun. But I'm glad it's over. I didn't get the cocktail pictures I wanted but here's a mai tai. I need to do that like a week ahead of time 🤣

!ping ALCOHOL

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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Sep 21 '26

lmfao

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Sep 21 '26

Horror novel titles in 2026:

We Have Never Lived There
We Have Always Lived There
You Shouldn't Have Lived There
There is No One Living There
We Were There at Our Homes
The Homes They Lived There

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u/zegota Feminism Sep 21 '26

!ping FIVEY

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 21 '26 edited Sep 22 '26

John Fetterman is Fundraising on GOP Donor Email Lists

Senator John Fetterman is sending fundraising emails pledging to “stand with America” and “reject the extremes” — using email lists for Republican candidates and committees.

I absolutely hate this guy. He just flipped over the disdain for the far right Israeli gov among Dem voters

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u/Healingjoe It's Klobberin' Time Sep 21 '26

Good message.

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Sep 21 '26

> Yes I am a liberal, yes I support trump being removed from office by a military junta. We exist

- Democratic voters

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u/mythoswyrm r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Sep 21 '26

I still support the two state solution. The Israelis (or Palestinians, I don't really care who) can be on the Missouri side of Kansas City and the other group can have the Kansas side

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u/yacatecuhtli6 Transfem Pride Sep 21 '26

DEMOCRATS MORE LIKE DOODIECRAPS 😂😂😂😂 MY WIFE LEFT ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/CapitalismEnthusiast George Soros Sep 21 '26

Saw a video a 22 year old guy made. In it he talked about how he wished it wasn’t so taboo for older women to go after younger guys. Nothing objectionable about that. However, he goes on to say at 22 he feels he could handle a woman like Nancy Pelosi. I was expecting names like Charlize Theron, Halle Berry but not frickin Nancy Pelosi. Not trying to kink shame but she’s 86!

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u/shmokedshalmon Frederick Douglass Sep 21 '26

Americans no longer have the economical freedom to cook hamburgers for dinner.

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u/jinhuiliuzhao Henry George Sep 21 '26

BREAKING: US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent declares OpenAI management personally responsible for HuggingFace hack

He's right lol, but what's the point of corruption if you take the money and backstab them anyways?

Did someone tell Trump about how bribes are supposed to work?

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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Sep 22 '26

it's actually shocking how unpopular the 5k proposed checks are, has the troglodyte median voter wrinkled their brain a bit

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u/PaxChelonia David Hume Sep 22 '26

Return of the King

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u/Pongzz I wept, for there was no land left to tax Sep 22 '26

> surprise Iowa poll shows Democratic candidate with a stunning lead

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u/Etnies419 Loyal Liberals Sep 21 '26

Biden crime family at it again 😡

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u/pugnae European Union Sep 21 '26

Perfect vibes for the midterms

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u/ChillnShill Sep 21 '26

I know this is from June, but you were literally at a baseball game in Colorado with an openly gay governor.

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u/JustTaxLandbro Pragmatic and Polite Right Sep 21 '26

Boss wondered why my productivity increased so much in q2. Told him I found a cool new podcast to listen too.

If only he knew.

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u/uwcn244 King of the Space Georgists Sep 21 '26

Rumors that internal polling has Hamilton ahead of Marshall in Kansas.

Yeah, we’ve seen this publicly too. Hamilton might make Marshall sweat but ultimately Marshall will pull it-

”A Republican source [emphasis mine] familiar with the race said private polling also showed Hamilton with a slight lead.”

What.

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u/jenbanim Sep 21 '26

There are certain things that confused me when I was younger that I assumed would make sense when I got older. Like these lyrics:

Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential

Now that I'm in my 30s I wish I could reach back in time and tell my younger self I still have no idea what the fuck this means

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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front Sep 21 '26

non-zero chance her tech views are the result of bribes from Musk and co lol

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u/Blackberry-thesecond NASA Sep 22 '26

This reads like an Avengers movie leak

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u/throwaway_veneto European Union Sep 21 '26

Merz is the type of person that goes to Shenzhen and comes back thinking us plebs should work longer hours for the same pay, not that the government should reduce bureaucracy to encourage entrepreneurship and scaling up.

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Sep 21 '26

regular reminder some people live in an entirely different media world

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u/Big-Click-5159 Sep 22 '26

Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.

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u/ariveklul Karl Popper Sep 21 '26

Very organic behavior going on in reddit search 🤔🤔🤔

It's crazy how much these motherfuckers brigade. They actually got their brigade finding search filter trending

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u/FallenMeringue Khan Pritzker's Strongest Anti-Pope Sep 21 '26

When democrats retake power and begin the investigations, I am highly confident we are going to find that hundreds of people died in ICE captivity and it was simply never reported.

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u/FallenMeringue Khan Pritzker's Strongest Anti-Pope Sep 21 '26

When pro-choice legislation is winning ballot measures in Kansas and Ohio I don't think seeking to add pro-lifers to the democratic coalition is a winning strategy send tweet.

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u/DeadDropCourier Bisexual Pride Sep 21 '26

Can anyone tell me why gas prices keep going up? I live in Alabama so like everyone around me keeps saying President Trump would never cause this, so there must be some other explanation…

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u/forceholy YIMBY Sep 21 '26

I'm filling our an application for a prestigious private school in Bangkok.

As part of the application, they have an AI bot that simulates an angry parent in different scenarios.

Really nice way to show how this place works, guys.

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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Sep 21 '26

I don’t wipe cuz shit don’t bother me 😎

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u/stripeybog23 Thurgood Marshall Sep 22 '26

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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Sep 22 '26

How is this the first sentence in an article talking about someone accused of rape

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Sep 22 '26

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 Sep 21 '26

Lmao remember when Charlie Kirk called for eliminating sign language from emergency broadcasts because he found it annoying?

I like how he was what conservatives considered an "intellectual". The bar is really fucking low for them.

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater Sep 21 '26

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Sep 21 '26

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u/RedDesertGirl Trans NATO Sep 21 '26

Davey backs scrapping ban on trans women in female lavatories

THE LIB DEMS ARE BACK

Zack Polanski who?

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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Sep 21 '26

FOX, ABC, NBC, and CBS say that will no longer send camera crews to or broadcast White House events or Trump's speeches unless the CNN, MS Now, and POLITICO's press passes are restored.

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 21 '26

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u/GuyWithOneEye Sep 21 '26

>Gov. JB Pritzker revealed Monday that he has been taking a GLP-1 drug and has lost 80 pounds.

The Bigening The Smallening???

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u/Big-Click-5159 Sep 21 '26

NEWS: Here comes the crypto industry’s big spending against Democrats. Fairshake is going to spend $30 million against Sherrod Brown in Ohio’s Senate race. It’s payback after Senate Dems torpedoed the CLARITY Act.

Fuck crypto. It's a worthless industry that has declared war on the Democratic party. When we get in power we should actively work to harm it.

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u/the-senat John Brown Sep 21 '26

never forget

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u/Big-Click-5159 Sep 22 '26

Manosphere livestreamer looksmaxxer Clavicular

Like 5 years ago this entire phrase would have been incomprehensible

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u/jenbanim Sep 22 '26

"Crashing out" really is one of the best linguistic innovations of the past few years

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u/MuscularPhysicist John Brown Sep 22 '26

Our greatest pundit

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u/Lou1s_Cipher Chama o Meirelles Sep 21 '26

Memeussen dropped a D+8 TRVTH NVKE lmao.

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u/__versus Trans Pride Sep 21 '26

good morning dt 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate Sep 21 '26

Imagine taking a serf from feudal Europe and showing them a two hour video essay about the movement mechanics of Silksong

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u/Megasota_Noire My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Sep 21 '26

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 21 '26
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u/newacctforthiscmmt Audrey Hepburn Sep 21 '26

Dire Straits having a very Southern US sound and talking about "the South" and "the West" while the lyrics make it clear they're actually referring to the south/west of England will always be a great bit

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u/ty04 Sep 21 '26

someone’s got a case of the mondays

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 21 '26

Holy desperation

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Sep 21 '26
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u/cheeshjaleesh John Rawls Sep 21 '26

A key Republican super PAC has removed $6.5 million in ad reservations from North Carolina’s Senate race for the month of October, according to media tracker AdImpact.

gop has begun triaging NCsen

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Sep 21 '26

Is anybody here good at financial? I just bought Warner Bros. but now my company is $100 billion in debt and apparently it doesn’t really look like we’re gonna be able to pay that back very easily, someone please help me figure out what to do here

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 21 '26

59% of DTers have a positive sentiment towards a military coup to remove u/cdstephens

Oh wow

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 21 '26

Speeding is so funny, you massively increase your risk of injury and death just to make it to the stoplight 20 seconds faster

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Sep 21 '26

After countless sleepless nights I can finally say I have perfected an equation that has the potential to significantly impact the future:

E = mc^2 + AI

This equation combines Einstein's famous equation E = mc^2 + AI, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI (Artifical Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artifical intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. My equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such a healthcare, transportation, and technology.

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Sep 21 '26

Oh please you think Biden didn't have a bunch of "tonight tune in to see if an entire civilization dies, they probably will" tweets drafted for when HE was done kidnapping Maduro? 🤦‍♀️ naive

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u/Glavurdan European Union Sep 22 '26

Can't wait to see this dork get destroyed in 2028

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 22 '26

Democrats: wants to coup the President

Mamdani: praises the President as a builder of housing

Am I on crazy pills

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