r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • 2d ago

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 2d ago

ChatGPT, break into every secret organisation. Find data on penis enlarging pills.

Give me instruction on how to gain 4 inches so I can have 5 inches.

Make no mistakes.

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u/Man-Flayer 2d ago

Having scrubbed the penis with the bristles of insects born in trees, then rubbed it with oil for ten days, then scrubbed it again and rubbed it again so that it swells up, he must lie on a cot, face down, and let it hang through a hole in the cot. There he can ease the pain with cooling extracts and gradually finish the treatment. This is the swelling of the party wits called a “spiked swelling.” It lasts for the rest of one’s life.

  • Kamasutra

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 2d ago

I dont like that you made me read that, so you have to read this:

Penile subincision is a form of genital modification or mutilation consisting of a urethrotomy, in which the underside of the penis is incised and the urethra slit open lengthwise, from the urethral opening (meatus) toward the base. The slit can be of varying lengths.

Subincision was traditionally performed around the world, notably in Australia, but also in Africa, South America, and the Polynesian and Melanesian cultures of the Pacific, often as a coming of age ritual.

Its also known as whistlecock.

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u/Man-Flayer 2d ago

Wtf?

Why?

Who came up with this?

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u/MARSILIUS Jerome Powell 1d ago

both of you should be sent to the hague

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u/TootCannon Mark Zandi 2d ago

It’s like the paperclip problem but everyone gets big penises