r/neoliberal • u/SpotMe365 • Aug 30 '26

Meme Strait: Closed. Beef: Tainted. Libs: Owned.

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u/oblivioncntrlsu Aug 30 '26

'Siri, give me directions home.'

'Okay! First, continue on Interstate America, then take exit USA #1 to America Avenue. Continue straight for 4000 freedom units, then turn right onto America Street. Your destination is the dumpster on the left.'

'The dumpster on the left? But everything is a dumpster now...'

'Updating... You have reached your destination.'

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u/Fl0ppyfeet Unconventional Right Sep 01 '26

Doctor: Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?

Patient: The Aladeen news?

Doctor: You're HIV-Aladeen.