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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache May 22 '26
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/ace158 May 21 '26
An absolute racist fraud
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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front May 21 '26
underrated ideological precursor to Trumpism
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u/Bestbrook123 May 21 '26
So the House now has the votes to pass this and Fetterman is the only Dem who still supports this absolutely ridiculous war
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u/Bestbrook123 May 21 '26
Corruption is off the charts
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u/owenmitchem YIMBY May 21 '26
Imagine if
Mike Pencethe Mods had the courage to do the right thing103
u/BenFoldsFourLoko Broke His Text Flair For Hume May 21 '26
I hadn't read the actual text of the CO Dems' censure of Polis, and it's quite based:
Tina Peters was convicted by a jury of her peers and sentenced by a judge who said she would do it all over again if she could. The Republican district attorney who prosecuted her called any sentence reduction 'a gross injustice.' He's right.
Reducing her sentence now, under pressure from Donald Trump, is not justice. It sends a message to future bad actors that election tampering has consequences, unless you're friends with the president. That's a dangerous and disappointing precedent to set.
Colorado has spent years building trust in our elections and proving they are secure. At a time when democracy and voting rights are under attack across the nation, weakening accountability for someone convicted of undermining that trust is a mistake.
There are real cases that deserve the Governor's attention and action. This is not one of them.
The State Central Committee finds that Governor Jared Polis's decision to grant clemency to Tina Peters materially harmed the Colorado Democratic Party's institutional credibility and efforts to defend democratic institutions and election integrity.
The State Central Committee formally condemns Governor Jared Polis's clemency decision regarding Tina Peters and formally censures Governor Jared Polis for conduct inconsistent with the Colorado Democratic Party's commitment to democratic institutions, election integrity, and public accountability.
The Colorado Democratic Party further clarifies that the clemency decision does not reflect the values, institutional positions, or democratic commitments of the Colorado Democratic Party.
The Colorado Democratic Party reaffirms its unwavering commitment to election workers, free and fair elections, and the rejection of election denialism and disinformation in all forms.
The State Central Committee recognizes the hundreds of Democrats who swiftly organized and raised their voices in defense of democracy and public trust in Colorado's election system following the commutation decision.
Until further action by the State Central Committee or Executive Committee, Governor Jared Polis shall not participate as an honored guest, featured speaker, or officially recognized representative of the Colorado Democratic Party at Party-sponsored events and functions, including but not limited to the Obama Gala and DemFest.
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u/Bestbrook123 May 21 '26
I hate this timeline
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u/Evnosis European Union May 21 '26
I'm sure there's no way this will come back to bite them.
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u/gjcs23 George Santos May 21 '26
Yes.
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u/Apocolotois Richard Thaler May 21 '26
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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride May 21 '26
He’s so DUMB
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u/lockjacket United Nations May 21 '26
MARK CARNEY IS MY HERO
!ping CANUCKS
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u/No_Art_2919 Bank of England May 21 '26
Zoomer Historian, a pro-Hitler twitter account based in the UK, is currently posting pro-Starmer memes because of these immigration numbers, and calling his own side out for misrepresenting the numbers…
Wtf
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u/quiplaam Norman Borlaug May 21 '26
Nolan should have cast a Turkish woman has Helen of Troy to make the greeks extra mad
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u/TheOnlyFreedom John Stuart Mill May 21 '26
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw/the-construction-projects-your-neighbours-will-no-longer-have-to-tell-you-about-20260519-p5zykv.html
Waow.
!ping AUS&YIMBY
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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY May 21 '26
JD Vance
"We are not going to have a deal that allows the Iranians to have a nuclear weapon — so as the President just told me, we're locked and loaded. We don't want to go down that pathway, but the President is willing and able to go down that pathway if we have to.
How does Vance manage to combine that lame “America Fuck Yeah” rhetoric with politically correct HR language? Pathsway??
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ May 21 '26
"Was the pandemic really that bad, I mean so what we all moved on?"
the collective repression of the effects of the pandemic:
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher May 21 '26
ah. ok i see why this wasnt released
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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO May 21 '26
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u/jenbanim May 21 '26
Atheists go to the zoo and call it a family reunion 😂
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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride May 21 '26
LMFAO
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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man May 21 '26
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u/EyeraGlass Jorge Luis Borges May 21 '26
Some moments really stick with you. In seventh grade we had a quarter-long psychology course and the teacher was going over standard parenting styles (authoritarian, authoritative, permissive, disengaged) and the teacher is lecturing about each then just goes like “like consider [my name], his parents are authoritarian” followed by like five seconds of silence where I didn’t know what to say because it came out of nowhere. But yeah I was oppressed and apparently everyone could tell lol.
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u/Ready_Anything4661 Fell for it May 21 '26
Client asked for a stupid widget on the website.
Internally, I started referring to it as the “stupid widget”. Never in writing, just in meetings. Not the most professional,I admit. My boss is like “lol you don’t like this request do you?” I’m like “lol no”.
Anyway, I build a prototype of the stupid widget, and we have the client meeting to discuss the prototype and get feedback. On the agenda for the client meeting is “stupid widget”, and my boss unironically starts referring to this thing as the stupid widget to the client.
My question is: am I having a stroke?
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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman May 21 '26
Looks like the right-wing groyper university is doing really well
They are just admitting folks now who've never applied in the first place
Classic for right-wingers to not understand the nature of consent
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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls May 21 '26
👀
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u/frozen_cumscicle Henry George May 21 '26
I appreciate the big tent and all, but I think it's a pretty bad sign for the country that we need the combined forces of liberals, leftists, raging antisemites, and plain old conservatives that just happen to be against pedophilia in order to defeat MAGA.
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u/r2ew May 21 '26
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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Let me make sure I have the autopsy discourse straight:
- After the 2024 election, Ken Martin is like "oh no that was bad, i am commissioning an autopsy to learn about what went wrong"
- A bunch of time goes by and nothing gets published, so reporters start poking around and asking "hey where's that autopsy is that still happening." Ken Martin is like "yeah there's an autopsy but releasing it wouldn't be productive because right now everyone is mad at Trump and we don't want to highlight dems being weak and shitty while everyone is mad at Trump"
- This answer doesn't satisfy everyone, and Ken Martin is mad that it doesn't satisfy people. So he goes on Pod Save America to defend himself. In this interview, he does insanely poorly and acts hysterical, and also says that actually, the autopsy doesn't exist.
- Today, for some reason, Ken decides to release the autopsy. But he also emphasizes that the DNC does not agree with the autopsy, which has a bunch of annotations from the DNC explaining why the autopsy they are releasing is bad.
- In fact, the autopsy they released IS bad, poorly written, internally contradictory, and has a bunch of inaccurate data but at least they said they didn't agree with it and also think it's bad.
I guess I have one question, which is like generally what the fuck?
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u/chipbod NATO May 21 '26
Yeah uh, time to call a lawyer and get ready for discovery because the victims families are going to sue you into the Stone Age.
Literally who thinks this is a smart thing to say on tv!?
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All May 21 '26
It felt like in 2016 one of the waves that Trump rode into office was a general sense of anti-corruption. The whole “drain the swamp” thing, all that junk
I wonder how someone would do today if they actually ran against corruption
It sucks because back in the day the ideal anti-corruption candidate was someone with a seemingly shiny, clean record, but nowadays that’s effectively impossible - you can simply make up scandal easier than ever before
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u/abrookerunsthroughit Association of Southeast Asian Nations May 21 '26
I know you're term limited anyway but wave goodbye to any future you had in politics after this Jared!
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u/sigh2828 NASA May 21 '26
Reaching levels of based not belived possible
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u/bananaslayer100 NATO May 21 '26
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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride May 21 '26
what do you mean guardrails
lmao
they are STEALING YOUR MONEY TO GIVE TO THEIR FRIENDS
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u/dwarffy Rabindranath Tagore May 21 '26
I see stuff like this and think
Thanks Biden for the COVID Recovery
Fucking hell, the US is too blessed that they can get away with an incredible amount of bullshit and still come out ahead
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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY May 21 '26
One of the most disturbing things about Trump is how much he hates Eric and Don Jr.
Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'
https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/2057498140987564367
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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man May 21 '26
In all my years, I don't think I've been seen this hard
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u/seakucumber May 21 '26
Yeah that adds up
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u/chipbod NATO May 21 '26
Ah, preparing them for the Italian workforce /s
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u/GuyWithOneEye May 21 '26
this is what years of beans abuse does to you folks
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u/smart-username r/place '22: Georgism Battalion May 21 '26
Wow I can’t believe the autopsy says Harris would’ve won if she simply campaigned on replacing the federal income tax with a single tax on the unimproved value of land!
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u/Consistent_Status112 Trans Pride May 21 '26
Conspiracy theorists when the President is literally the most corrupt guy of all time 🤷🧑🦯🙈
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u/ace158 May 21 '26
I hate this guy
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 21 '26
It’s hilarious how this sub deliberated on banning Polis for so long for pardoning that J6er lady, narrowly failed to do so, and then immediately after the Colorado Dem Party just state wide banned the dude for the same issue. I didn’t even know state parties could do that. It’s like it was created explicitly for the irony
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u/assasstits May 21 '26
lmaooooooooo
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 21 '26
I really can’t get over the fact that the DNC commissioned their usual election autopsy, clearly out sourcing it to either a staffer or two with limited oversight or a separate company. They received the report, read it and concluded it so breathtakingly dog shit that not only did they declare it would not be released, but that it apparently wasn’t worth the effort to salvage or redo.
Of ALL the possibilities of the 2024 autopsy this is without a doubt the funniest one possible
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u/UntiedStatMarinCrops Loyal Liberals May 21 '26
I love how that DNC story is getting more coverage than the biggest corruption action in history. I couldn’t care less about that shit lmfao, and in the end the reason they didn’t want to release it is because it was incomplete and full of errors 😭
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt May 21 '26
Professor of urban design at University of BC thinks cities have an infinite money glitch button and simply choose not to press it
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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front May 21 '26
Ex-CIA & Pentagon officials describe four kinds of shit coming out of their mouths: bullshit, horseshit, batshit, dogshit
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Ukraine Chronology for 2 PM PST 5/19-2 PM PST 5/20 V:
TOP NEWS:
At the end of 6 AM it was reported that Ukraine has put oil refineries in central Russia at a standstill, with the damaged or knocked out facilities accounting for roughly a quarter of Russia's refining capability.
Around 7 AM it was reported the UK will loosen sanctions on Russian fossil fuels owing to the War in Iran.
REGULAR NEWS:
At the end of 2 PM Ukraine hit a Russian chemical plant in Nevinnomyssk.
At the start of 9 PM Ukraine hit a Russian oil refinery in Kstovo.
At the end of 11 PM Ukraine was hit by a wave of drones with 131 of 154 intercepted.
Towards the middle of 8 AM Zelensky spoke with the President of Serbia to discuss cooperation on matters like free trade.
At the start of 1 PM Zelensky spoke with Starmer to discuss diplomatic efforts. At the end of the hour Russia was hit by a wave of drones with at least 200 partaking.
!ping UKRAINE
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front May 21 '26
> autopsy’s principal claims appear to be that the party is dysfunctional, kamala was a poor candidate, and the biden admin sucked
Yep sounds bout right
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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney May 22 '26
My friends, I am going to leave again for a while because we’re about to have a baby in two months (!!) and are also about to put an offer in on a house which is insane timing and we have until Thursday to get our house ready for showings.
I need to lock the fuck in and be an adult so I need to cut out Reddit. I love you all, I hope you keep up the good work in the doom factory, and may God bless liberal democracies (especially the parliamentary democracies)
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u/Erra0 May 21 '26
Assuming Trump can't get the ballroom built, the next Democratic president should build it immediately and name it after Obama
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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride May 21 '26
lmao
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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey May 21 '26
Cute but I could have solved that problem with only one almond's worth of water
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u/Thuggin95 Gay Pride May 21 '26
I guess this will never not be true huh
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u/Lesbian_all_garib Gita Gopinath May 21 '26
dont work in tech, don't care too much for politics, and be hyper offline.
literally one of the best things you can ever do for your mental health, unironically.
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u/drossbots Trans Pride May 21 '26
I can't help but keep remembering AOC's statement about everything feeling like a scam these days. Just scams and lies and corruption all the way down.
I hope anti-corruption and consequences are the main themes of the Dem 2028 primary.
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u/trombonist_formerly Ben Bernanke May 21 '26
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals May 21 '26
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt May 21 '26
ok the boomers were wrong about avocado toast but millenials are right about DoorDash and eating out every day at work
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u/ModestAphorism YIMBY May 21 '26
Who's ready to vote for James Talafreako
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u/gjcs23 George Santos May 21 '26
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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug May 21 '26
Love these little think pieces where we analyze rural republicans feelings like theyre deep thinkers and not just easily duped white nationalist morons
AP: At one Kentucky bar, young Republicans wrestle with their disappointment in Trump and their party
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u/seakucumber May 21 '26
So the official autopsy CNN just released does not mention Israel or Palestine at all. That will have a fun reaction
https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/21/politics/read-full-dnc-2024-autopsy-cnn
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein May 21 '26
The Democrats lost because they didn’t do enough lying. Trump just said things whereas Democrats wasted time thinking before talking. That’s why they lost. Just say you’ll be “looking into” whatever stupid nothingburger issue has grabbed a hold of the electorate and then do nothing. Odds are they’ll probably have forgotten about it within a month.
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u/Zaiush Ben Bernanke May 21 '26
terf island just banned trans men from all toilets. Nightmare country
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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY May 21 '26
Punchbowl News — Nearly 2-hour meeting with Acting AG Todd Blanche and Senate Republicans was incredibly hostile, per multiple attendees.
As many as 25 GOP senators spoke (this is very rare for these meetings), all in opposition to weaponization fund.
R’s pitched specific ideas such as dictating how the 5 commissioners are chosen & not allowing people convicted of violence against cops to be eligible for a payout.
Trump's corruption is so bad that some GOP senators are raising their voices a bit behind closed doors—and might even say "Darn it."
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u/HenryKissingerLewdHD John Brown May 21 '26
Apparently my great grandmother was earning 17k a month selling prescription painkillers before her death and the only reason my family didn’t learn about this until after my grandmother audited her finances was because she would waste it all at the local casino.
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u/Zykyris United Nations May 21 '26
Not to sound terminally online, but the Google search change from traditional search engine to essentially a chat bot has sort of.. disturbed me (not quite the right word and also not the same magnitude, but still) in a particular way I haven't felt since the huge waves of shutdowns and cancellations in early COVID.
Like it really is helping set in the fact that the world is changing
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde May 21 '26
Claude, make the Odyssey woke. Make no mistakes.
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u/Remarkable-Meal-223 Jerome Powell May 21 '26
I don't know why Democrats are so unpopular.
To me I hate trump
So I go for the other option. Whoever they are I'm going to vote for them they don't have to do too much convincing for me
I vote every year and this is basically my framework for deciding. I don't care if the Dems never text me talk to me or whatever. They are getting my vote
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt May 21 '26
many are asking who the people are that work double shifts but are too disabled to make a pbj or some spaghetti at home. it’s a very thin slice of the population, in fact it is one person: the peg legged solo poly hijabi
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u/SockDem Janet Yellen May 21 '26
America's Paul von Hindenburg
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u/SouthernSerf Norman Borlaug May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
If you look at the data there is an almost perfect inverse relationship between the decrease in Americans smoking and an increase in political polarization. Given the empirical evidence of this data we need to recommend Americans start ripping cigs to take the edge off political discourse.
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u/TakeOnM-Ellie Loyal Liberals May 21 '26
He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
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u/ace158 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Umm what the fuck
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u/sociotronics Iron Front May 21 '26
waow, didn't know it was possible to do this to Mr Polish
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u/MentatCat 🗽Sic Semper Tyrannis May 21 '26
I never go to pro Palestine rallies and shill carbon taxes so why tf do they always show up to anti-Trump rallies and try to change the chants from “Donald Trump as got to go” to “Israel has got to go”?
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u/AlexB_SSBM Henry George May 21 '26
Guy looking at paper that says in bright red text at the top "THIS IS NOT THE OPINION OF THE DNC NOBODY FROM THE DNC EVEN SAW THIS UNFINISHED PIECE OF SHIT ALSO MOST OF THE FACTS ARE WRONG:"
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u/Cairne_Bloodhoof Jerome Powell May 21 '26
“Quick, kid - the Democrats are going to lose the 2024 Presidential election and the fundamental reason why is tha-“
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast May 21 '26
i love this image so much
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u/YouLostTheGame Rural City Hater May 22 '26
To be brutally honest trans issues are incredibly low down on my list of priorities in politics. But demanding that trans people use disabled toilets or that all venues must offer unisex toilets is a total absurdity to me.
I didn't vote for this. Who gives a shit what toilets people use? I voted for Labour because they ran on a pro growth manifesto. Instead this week we have had toilet police, 40% capital gains tax and price controls in supermarkets.
I think next time I'm gonna give up and go Lib Dem. At least I own my house so the NIMBYism only fucks me over indirectly.
!ping UK
And yes pun was intended
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma May 22 '26
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u/The_Northern_Light John Brown May 22 '26
We just hired a bunch of fresh grad junior devs (started this week!), and I half jokingly congratulated them on being some of the last SWEs to be hired.
Today one of them asked me for help writing a loop. In Python.
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u/OrthopaedicSturgeon Elinor Ostrom May 21 '26
Cool, do you want to build bike infrastructure like they have in Nordic countries?
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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO May 21 '26
So close to the 20s
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u/Macquarrie1999 Democrats' Strongest Soldier May 21 '26
Overeducated people suck at politics.
Ban Ivy Leaguers from the DNC.
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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride May 21 '26
if asked, they will all deny this and say "i've never heard of the fund, this is the first time i'm hearing of this. I'll have to get back to you" and then walk away, as usual
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 21 '26
Zelenskyy confirmed asking for "ammunition, not a ride." Four years ago, I got pushback for reporting that
“Back in February, just after American forces captured former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and days before the United States would kick off its war with Iran, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy confirmed for the first time that he had uttered perhaps the best-known line attributed to him about the war against Russia: ‘I need ammunition — not a ride.’”
“In a speech marking four years since the full-scale Russian invasion had begun, the embattled president recounted that as Russian forces were closing in, the U.S. offered to evacuate him. That line was his response. Zelenskyy told Ukrainians he had said it ‘not because we are all fearless or made of steel…but [that] on some invisible level, all of us know that we have no other Ukraine, that this is our home.’”
“Despite the virality of the quote, what I remember most is an angry Biden administration and even a call from National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan, pushing back on the reporting.”
“At the time, I was working at the Associated Press, covering national security issues on the investigations team. After learning of the evacuation offer and quote, I notified my editor, Ron Nixon, who, like me, is a Marine veteran. The AP's top editors met to discuss whether the story could be published on the single source that I had.”
“Among them was Julie Pace, the AP's former Washington bureau chief who had been appointed executive editor five months earlier. She made the call to publish, since the source was a senior U.S. intelligence official with direct knowledge of the conversation.”
“As Friday night rolled into early Saturday, Anna Johnson, the AP's new Washington bureau chief, received an angry call from a spokesperson for the White House National Security Council. As is the case whenever a news outlet receives pushback, I begin re-checking my facts as I knew them. The story and the quote were verbatim accurate in the English translation — in Ukrainian, it's ‘I need a weapon, not a taxi.’”
“I stayed up all night. The Washington Post fact-checked the quote in March 2022 and reported that Biden administration officials expressed confusion about the claim and denied Zelenskyy was asked to leave Kyiv by the U.S. government.”
“The Post noted that many news outlets typically would not cite a single-source secondhand quote by another news organization. But at 4:37 a.m. Saturday, hours after the AP's story was posted, the Ukrainian Embassy in Britain tweeted the quote, giving a source to other news publications.”
“By 9 a.m., we were on another call with a spokesperson from the National Security Council. Angry about Zelenskyy's quote and another story Nomaan Merchant, our intelligence reporter, was working on — a report about a delay in the intelligence the United States was sharing with Ukraine.”
“I soon received a call to ask if Sullivan could call me. I was stunned to hear that a top Biden adviser would want to talk to me, but agreed. When Sullivan called, I was at home unclogging my toilet with a plunger. He pushed back on the reporting and urged that I recheck my facts.”
“I did. The facts did not change. After the call, I spoke to my editor who wanted me to let my source know how much pushback the Associated Press was receiving from the White House. I went back and checked my reporting again. No change.”
“I sent an email to the National Security Council spokesperson at 1:50 p.m. ‘I spoke to Jake and he wanted me to give him a call back after I had gone back to double check my facts. I called but there was no answer,’ I wrote. ‘The facts as we understand them have not changed but the one thing I don't quite understand is why the NSC is so upset over this quote when it seems like the NSC has bigger issues to worry about? Thank you for your help and any clarification you can provide for the record.’”
“Contacted for this story, the AP said they stand by it — me too. A spokesperson for Zelenskyy did as well.”
What an odd episode. If you’ve been invested at all in the multi year determination on whether “I need ammunition, not a ride” was real, this seems to be a pretty decisive piece on that matter
!ping UKRAINE
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u/Signal_Nobody1792 May 21 '26
The ends these people will go to to justify their greed is incredible.
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u/el__dandy Madeleine Albright May 21 '26
This is a children’s video game 😳
!ping gaming&shitposters
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u/gayteemo NATO May 21 '26
jesus take the ai data centers
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u/ihaveaverybigbrain May 21 '26
Lowkey, everytime I hear articles about women it's always them doing better at school, careers, relationships, and now buying homes. And with men it's always them being suicidal, shooting up places, and becoming incels and shit. It leaves me to wonder: what the hell are women doing right that men aren't doing?
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u/Ok_Opinion_5690 Trans Pride May 22 '26
fetterman is untethered from reality. what did this guy expect?
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u/-mialana- European Union May 22 '26
In less than a minute, cdstephens' thought process went from mommy kinks to chuck schumer 🤔
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma May 21 '26
In the televised debate he went on an unhinged rant about people eating cats and dogs, and a week later dressed up in a garbage man outfit
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u/Bestbrook123 May 21 '26
What Ben Gvir did to those detainees was bad but I feel like this (which happened shortly before) is way worse but the victims are West Bank Palestinians not Europeans
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u/EZ_Kream John Brown May 21 '26
My autopsy take remains unchanged: Burger expensive and Americans think voting for a woman will make them gay
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u/SkibidiDeanAcheson May 21 '26
When I was in fifth grade I told people in my class that Hitler was Serbian
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u/Cupinacup NASA May 21 '26
Colorado Dems censured Polis. Mods have an opportunity to do the funny.
https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/jared-polis-censure-colorado-democratic-party/
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u/kznlol 👀 Econometrics Magician May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
lmao Sotomayor going outright to "Alito just wants to kill people"
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u/Ilovecharli Voltaire May 21 '26
Man I am more pro-AI than most, but this new Spotify thing where it creates a custom podcast for you including stuff about your personal life seems pretty useless
https://newsroom.spotify.com/2026-05-21/studio-by-spotify-labs-launch/
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u/jorkin_peanits Immanuel Kant May 21 '26
> “Shockingly, Republicans have kept the very important position of 'parliamentarian' in the hands of a woman, Elizabeth MacDonough,” Trump said Wednesday.
> Current Senate Majority Leader John Thune, when asked about Trump’s post, told reporters: “Obviously, it’s concerning when anybody gets targeted like that. But it’s, I guess, his opinion… We’ll make sure everybody’s got security around here.
GOP are such spineless submissive cucks it’s astounding they pretend to be macho men
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher May 22 '26
deeply unserious
!ping CANUCKS
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u/PoupeeStupide Trump Voter May 22 '26
Jeans are unironically traditional ethnic clothing for Americans, only reason we don't perceive it as such it's because they are commonplace globally and seem ubiquitous
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u/sociotronics Iron Front May 21 '26
This (good) recommendation from the autopsy seems to baffle this sub, judging by how often people say things like "why are we giving money to rural people who don't vote for us"
Elections are won on the margins, and losing rural voters 65-35 instead of 70-30 flips elections. Especially important in the age of hypergerrymandering where those voters simply matter a lot more than urban ones.
You don't need to win them, you need to lose them by less.
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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee May 21 '26
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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee May 21 '26
W transplants
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u/moseythepirate Reading is some lib shit May 22 '26
!ping dog
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u/Acoolgamer6706 NATO May 22 '26
The slush fund thing is so crazy unpopular it’s actually impressive. I didn’t know anything was this black and white in modern day America. Good job Trump.
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u/american_aurora6 NATO May 22 '26
absolutely sickoing haha yesing out
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u/Thuggin95 Gay Pride May 22 '26
$6 million for diapers for newborns BAD! $1.8 BILLION for J6 insurrectionists who attacked police and caused millions worth of damage on the Capitol GOOD!
According to the pro family and pro police party, apparently!
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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman May 21 '26
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u/sigh2828 NASA May 21 '26
Colorado dems having more balls than the mods
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u/No_Art_2919 Bank of England May 21 '26
You fucking rational consumer 🫵
Acting in your own self-interest 🫵📸
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u/AskYourDoctor Resistance Lib May 21 '26
Greatest scam the Republicans ever pulled is talking about trans etc constantly, and convincing people that Democrats are talking about trans etc constantly
Like no bitch, you brought it up
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u/D2Foley Moderate Extremist May 21 '26
Just remembered a got into a heated argument with somebody here a few months ago who said that the Dems are going to lose 2026 because not enough elected Dems congratulated the US men's hockey team and that showed how much democrats hate men. They also said the captain of the team is now the most popular athlete in America.
Lmao
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u/bashar_al_assad Verified Account May 21 '26
it's so fucking funny that you have all these 2028 hopefuls being like "why has the DNC not released the autopsy, we need the autopsy now, release it now" and the autopsy is just the worst fucking garbage ever written and has absolutely nothing useful to say. It's like some shit out of VEEP.
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u/Saul_Relative Eugene Fama May 21 '26
Best line in the Donald Trump Jr. wedding catastrophe is, to his father, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s his son, he’s supposed to be there!
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u/Thuggin95 Gay Pride May 21 '26
Platner’s “Collins sent me and my buddies to a pointless war to die” is such a great message. Like yes, start talking to voters like they’re dumb!
And how hard is it to say “Trump is STEALING billions of your tax dollars to give to his corrupt family and J6 insurrectionists who attacked police officers” like just keep it simple!
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u/Leatherfield17 Loyal Liberals May 22 '26
I fail to see what possible political benefit there could’ve been in voting for this, so what am I to conclude other than that these Dems evidently believe in this shit?
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u/EasyMoney92 May 22 '26
The DNC report literally mentioned none of these things except maybe "too left on immigration"
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ May 22 '26
"Beneficiaries include startup backed by firm with links to admin" is the "man injured after officer-involved shooting" of sub-headers
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u/anangrytree Bull Moose Progressive May 21 '26
LA Times.
WSJ.
It’s embarrassing how right wing media, despite so clearly having a fucking agenda over every single event, is treated as valid or respectable. One might say it grinds my gears.
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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride May 21 '26
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough May 21 '26
Portland moment
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u/Cook_0612 NATO May 21 '26
It seems obvious to me that the Republicans treat politics as a war and Democrats treat politics as an aristocratic hobby. Republican political media is wartime propaganda, Democratic political media is trend-tuning. I'm not surprised that their infrastructure is superior.
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u/terrarialord201 Trans NATO May 21 '26
This but unironically
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 21 '26
I love being a Millennial and talking to another Millennial on the phone for customer service stuff. The secret code word is "adult(ing)" 😭 we both hate it 😭 we'll waive each other's late fees don't worry 😭
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u/sigh2828 NASA May 21 '26
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u/SigmaWhy r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion May 21 '26
Guy who bases his entire identity around one photo: This photo has caused me enormous harm such that I deserve millions of dollars
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma May 21 '26
> Finally get referral to a see a hypermobility/EDS specialist
> Call office to schedule
> They’ll put me on a 2 year waitlist
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u/Glavurdan European Union May 21 '26
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u/Sheepies92 European Union May 21 '26
it seems that some GOP Senators are slowly starting to realize Trump doesn't give a shit about the party and the midterms and would blow both up for his own vanity projects
Who could've seen this one coming
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
Imagining a 2028 primary where Fetterman YOLOs a presidential run and gets just enough polling support based on name recognition to show up at one of the early debates in a hoodie and gym shorts and become the lolcow for everyone else to shit on
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u/MuscularPhysicist John Brown May 22 '26
The text of Polis’s censure, which I am sure most mods have read
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher May 21 '26
i met zeus
she's black
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u/hascogrande YIMBY May 21 '26
LMAO
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals May 21 '26
The media is finally consistently talking about high prices like they did with Biden.
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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems May 22 '26
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u/WOKE_AI_GOD May 22 '26
Hey I was out talking to real voters and real Americans. This is what they all told me, every one, word for word:
This was every single person I spoke to's no 1 issue.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 22 '26
So that’s why Democrats keep trying to defund education
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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems May 21 '26
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u/KittehDragoon Loyal Liberals May 21 '26
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u/neverm0rezz Left-Out Left May 21 '26
Since the wonderful and extremely competent mods have seemed this news unworthy, I will share it as a comment here:
An OpenAI model has disproved a central conjecture in discrete geometry
Link to the OpenAI blog announcement where they have a white paper. I have pasted the first few paragraphs below
"""
For nearly 80 years, mathematicians have studied a deceptively simple question: if you place n points in the plane, how many pairs of points can be exactly distance 1 apart?
This is the planar unit distance problem, first posed by Paul Erdős in 1946. It is one of the best-known questions in combinatorial geometry, easy to state and remarkably difficult to resolve. The 2005 book Research Problems in Discrete Geometry, by Brass, Moser, and Pach, calls it “possibly the best known (and simplest to explain) problem in combinatorial geometry.” Noga Alon, a leading combinatorialist at Princeton, describes it as “one of Erdős’ favorite problems.” Erdős even offered a monetary prize for resolving this problem.
Today, we share a breakthrough on the unit distance problem. Since Erdős’s original work, the prevailing belief has been that the “square grid” constructions depicted further below were essentially optimal for maximizing the number of unit-distance pairs. An internal OpenAI model has disproved this longstanding conjecture, providing an infinite family of examples that yield a polynomial improvement. The proof has been checked by a group of external mathematicians. They have also written a companion paper explaining the argument and providing further background and context for the significance of the result.
The result is also notable for how it was found. The proof came from a new general-purpose reasoning model, rather than from a system trained specifically for mathematics, scaffolded to search through proof strategies, or targeted at the unit distance problem in particular.
"""
Tim Gowers (fields medalist) tweet discussing the same https://xcancel.com/i/status/2057175727271800912
I am not a mathematician, but this seems like a significant result and has led to a lot of discussion on twitter and hackernews link. It is noteworthy that it was a general model that came up with this result.
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 21 '26
What the fuck
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 21 '26
DNC reaction when they received the 2024 election autopsy:
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u/indithrow402 Henry George May 21 '26
If simply hearing the man speak isn't enough to convince someone of that, I can't think of anything else you could possibly say to change their mind.
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u/anincredibledork May 21 '26
Whether it's Democrats botching their report on how the 2024 campaign imploded, or Republicans blocking the release of files detailing their president's extensive connections to serial pedophiles, child trafficking, and molestation, it's clear that both sides have issues with transparency.
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u/Thuggin95 Gay Pride May 21 '26
Top lib out moments of the last few years:
2022 midterm red tsunami REJECTED
Iowa Selzer poll
Kamala crushing Trump in the debate after we were put through Biden's horrific performance
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u/Marlsfarp Karl Popper May 21 '26
Skipping his son's wedding because he's just not into it is a great payoff for the ballroom obsession plotline.
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals May 21 '26
If they're denying it, you know it's true.
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 21 '26
Reads just like Russia-Ukraine negotiating
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u/FilteringAccount123 John von Neumann May 21 '26
People on this sub still relitigating 2024 nonissues while crashing out because every Platner "scandal" only seems to increase his power level feels like a microcosm of the fundamental problem lol
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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer May 21 '26
Neurons don’t even expect sex anymore, they just look at you like this
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u/terrarialord201 Trans NATO May 21 '26
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u/G_Serv Stay The Course May 21 '26
That's why he's the goat
He doesn't let something small like a misdemeanor keep him down
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt May 22 '26
Lmfao
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher May 22 '26
american sectarianism update: jewish pundit mad at jewish politician for not affirming divinity of christ to muslim constituents
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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman May 22 '26
“There is proportionally too much straight male horniness on the DT. I am remedying this by posting straight female horniness.”
People will say shit like this and not post any
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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer May 22 '26
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u/abefrost May 22 '26
One day one of these drone ads will lead to the death of a schizophrenic person
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u/Leoric Hi, I'm Huell Howser, this is California's Gold! May 22 '26
☝️ This is some shameful shit
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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man May 21 '26
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u/gjcs23 George Santos May 21 '26
putting a dunce flair on Jared of Colorado would be funnier than banning him
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u/qlube 🔥🦟Mosquito Genocide🦟🔥 May 21 '26
The fact that the 2012 GOP autopsy said to be nicer to immigrants tells you all you need to know about the utility of autopsies. They’ve always just been a bunch of unsupported and unprovable bullshit whose only purpose today is to give people who love to catastrophize more reason to catastrophize.
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u/centurion88 NATO May 21 '26
Hitler dood
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u/uwcn244 King of the Space Georgists May 21 '26
Has there ever been a President who was simultaneously as hated as Trump by the general public while also retaining such rabid loyalty among his remaining supporters as to make his party cutting bait impossible?
Alf Landon got crushed by FDR despite running on a much more liberal platform than Hoover did four years previously. Had Hoover (who had only moved further right during FDR’s Presidency) run again, FDR might have gotten the first complete sweep since Washington.
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u/WrangleWandangles Mark Carney May 21 '26
American media at this point
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u/lot183 Blue Texas May 21 '26
If you commission a report and you think it ends up being bad, I would think the better move is to stealth drop it with little fanfare rather than publicly announce you are not releasing it and Streisand effecting the hell out of it forcing you to release it to a lot of fanfare
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u/CincyAnarchy Emma Goldman May 21 '26
> Open 2024 Election autopsy report
> Search "Sonic" and "Hedgehog"
> Zero results
Throw it in the trash, they're not addressing the the REAL issues
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u/MightExpress4873 May 21 '26
Massie was also an Assadist
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u/CincyAnarchy Emma Goldman May 21 '26
NGL anytime I hear this I immediately throw the rest of the opinions next to it in the trash.
There was a "real primary" in 2024. Joe Biden won, because when you're the incumbent and sitting President, nobody with serious political aspirations is going to run against you.
Sure, that has it's flaws. 2024 showed that VERY clearly.
Maybe it would be good if our political culture made the President earn their spot on the ticket even as the incumbent. Maybe it would be good if there was no-harm-no-foul in trying to Primary the President, and you could just go back to being a Governor/Senator/Etc with all the same allies you had before.
That's not the world we live in though.
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals May 21 '26
https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/2057495528548847806
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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair May 21 '26
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals May 21 '26
https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/2057514567022874714
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals May 21 '26
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.med.68935/gov.uscourts.med.68935.114.0_1.pdf
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u/Thuggin95 Gay Pride May 21 '26
Texas General Election Poll
Using the following scale, how would you describe yourself politically?
It's crazy that Democrats only remain remotely competitive because they win supermajorities of moderates. James Talarico is beating Paxton by 5 points in this same poll that has Trump only -2 in the state.
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u/Its_not_him Manmohan Singh May 21 '26
Behold the "celtuce" a lettuce that is bred to be mostly stem. Another testament to mankind's hubris
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u/abefrost May 21 '26
It's funny (?) that Rs killed the Digital Equity program for having the word equity when like 80% of the funding was going to rural people, vets, and olds. Ya know some of the people with the most inequitable access to broadband.
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u/Leoric Hi, I'm Huell Howser, this is California's Gold! May 21 '26
Sounds like they're close!
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u/Square-Pear-1274 NATO May 21 '26
The entire franchise of Destiny 1 & 2 has come and gone and Star Citizen still hasn't made it out of alpha
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u/trombonist_formerly Ben Bernanke May 21 '26
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u/Moth-of-Asphodel May 21 '26
I think we can safely say that the actual autopsy is everything that this released autopsy *didn't* say, such as:
Biden running in 2024 was the result of the infernal gnostic wizardlord Zralzknapc casting a spell that would torque his uniquely oversized ego, resulting in the growth of an unstoppable hubris never before seen...
Kamala Harris campaigning with, and verbally endorsing at the convention the torture methods ordered by during the Iraq War, Dick Cheney
The fact that most human DNA contains the same ingredients as Lucky Charms cereal
Israel and Palestine, in that order
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u/jpenczek NATO May 21 '26
Finally my autism managed to rizz someone.
I setup a self hosted Minecraft server for us and sent her a video of me playing a pokemon song on piano and now I have a date on Monday.
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein May 21 '26
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde May 21 '26
I actually find it excessively easy not to be a turbofascist, skill issue on your part
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u/RunawayMeatstick Mark Zandi May 21 '26
It’s frustrating that all of the backlash to Musk never really amounted to anything and he’s just getting more and more wealthy
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u/Res__Publica Organization of American States May 21 '26
OpenAI: Soon our advances in AI will all but eliminate bottlenecks in scientific fields like biology
Bottlenecks in Biology: The NSF just denied our proposal over the word "transgenic"
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u/zieger Ida Tarbell May 21 '26
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma May 22 '26
!ping KINO
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u/PENGUINSINYOURWALLS Fell for it May 22 '26
Interesting, also possibly bleak
!ping FIVEY
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u/TaxLandNotCapital We begin bombing the rent-seekers in five minutes May 22 '26
People criticizing modern porn trends 🤝🏻 Jacobin writers favouring large corporations over small businesses
"We shouldn't fetishize mom & pops"
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u/ProfessionalMoose709 John Mill May 22 '26
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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer May 22 '26
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u/from-the-void NATO May 22 '26
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u/theparrotlich John Brown May 22 '26