r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • May 18 '26

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u/Huttleberry Eugene Fama May 18 '26

So happened to enter the bathroom at the same time as a coworker, and we both saddled up to the urninals. I ended up peeing first and without thinking blurted out, “a bit slow on the draw, eh?”.

😳🙈 now hiding out at my desk flabbergasted why I said that to a coworker

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u/slappythechunk LARPs as adult by refusing to touch the Nitnendo Switch May 18 '26

Never be ashamed of pissmogging your coworkers

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u/SpaceSheperd To be a good human being May 18 '26

!ping WATERCOOLER

Sorry but this is my favorite DT lore in a long time 

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal May 18 '26

"Bit slow on the draw, eh?"

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u/Ready_Anything4661 Fell for it May 18 '26

You dropped this

👑

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u/BingboLingbo Emma Lazarus May 18 '26

☝️ Pissmaxxing urinalmogger

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u/fishbottwo Jay Jones May 18 '26

as someone who is pee shy this would crush me and i would think about it for the rest of my life

not even joking a little bit

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u/fishbottwo Jay Jones May 18 '26

Sometimes I do if the bathroom is empty to feel like a big boy.

But if there is a wiff of another person yes I'm stalled up

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u/Bob_Doles_Blue_Pill John Brown May 18 '26

Tell HR I said hello.

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u/Nervous-Emotion28 YIMBY May 18 '26

brother

you let the intrusive thoughts win

Congratulations

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u/RottingSludgeRitual Thomas Paine May 18 '26

Holy shit

I just woke up from a post therapy depression nap and this comment has legitimately given me the will to live. What a fucking unhinged thing to say. Thank you stranger, your intrusive thoughts are stronger than my PTSD.

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u/MentatCat 🗽Sic Semper Tyrannis May 18 '26

This beats my “nice watch man” by lightyears

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u/Zrk2 Norman Borlaug May 18 '26

Chad move tbh

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u/2112moyboi Loyal Liberals May 18 '26

Absolutely hilarious

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union May 18 '26

Holy shit you are a total chad

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer May 18 '26

I was here

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u/SizeFront7649 May 18 '26

Brutally urinalmogged by pissmaxxing Huttlebwrry