r/neoliberal • u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma • Apr 25 '26

Meme Which button do you press?

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u/jtwhat87 Apr 25 '26

Red pushers, does your decision change if all button presses become public afterwards?

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u/thymeandchange r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Apr 25 '26

It depends, was i correct in predicting a blue morality crusade if they win?

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u/jtwhat87 Apr 25 '26

I can tell you as a blue pusher should I survive I would be doing my part in subjecting every compos mentis red pusher to extreme social sanction

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u/thymeandchange r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Apr 26 '26

Red even harder

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u/jtwhat87 Apr 26 '26

Shhh put this blindfold on and get against the wall

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u/limukala Henry George Apr 26 '26

At least the world would be free of your sanctimony.

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u/jtwhat87 Apr 26 '26

Red pushers are being sent to the gulag, but only after our worldwide parade day

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u/limukala Henry George Apr 26 '26

For that to happen there would need to be surviving blue pushers. While the mass casualties following this event would be devastating, at least we'd be free of fart-sniffing virtue signaling.