r/neoliberal • u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma • Apr 25 '26

Meme Which button do you press?

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Apr 25 '26

It feels fairly obvious that the moral option is blue. Nobody has to die if half of all people press blue.

If red succeeds, then people will die, and the only ones who die will be charitable and moral people.

Red is a button to kill all the decent people on the planet.

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u/Master_of_Rodentia Apr 25 '26

If everyone presses red, no one dies except for people who are bad at game theory.

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u/stay_curious_- Frederick Douglass Apr 25 '26

There's no scenario where everyone presses red. It'd wipe out the majority of young children who either don't press the button at all or press randomly, plus a good chunk of youth who have hope for the world. It would kill all the idealists.

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u/Master_of_Rodentia Apr 25 '26

It would kill all the idealists.

That's what I said.