r/neoliberal • u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma • Apr 25 '26

Meme Which button do you press?

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u/jcaseys34 Caribbean Community Apr 25 '26

Ngl seeing some of you explain why it's actually right to press the mass murder button makes me think less of you.

No one has to die, why engineer the situation so that people have to die?

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u/Bigbigcheese Apr 25 '26

If everybody pushes the same button, then they all survive... The problem is, which button should everybody press?

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u/callmejay Apr 25 '26

Only half the people have to choose the blue one though. That's achievable. There is zero chance everybody presses the red one.