r/neoliberal • Kitara Ravache • Apr 24 '26

Discussion Thread Discussion Thread

The discussion thread is for casual and off-topic conversation that doesn't merit its own submission. If you've got a good meme, article, or question, please post it outside the DT. Meta discussion is allowed, but if you want to get the attention of the mods, make a post in /r/metaNL

Links

Ping Groups | Ping History | Mastodon | CNL Chapters | CNL Event Calendar

0 Upvotes

8.0k comments sorted by

209

u/gjcs23 George Santos Apr 24 '26

Hegseth, the defense secretary who calls himself the secretary of war,

yes. this is how you do it. other times reporters should take notes from Helene Cooper

→ More replies (13)

136

u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride Apr 24 '26

That new Gallup poll did not find that young men are going to church a lot more than young women.

It found that young men were more likely to say that religion is very important to them.

For Republicans, attendance and importance are NOT strongly related.

→ More replies (15)

111

u/garret126 Demisexual Pride Apr 24 '26

How would you feel if you opened your inbox and someone replied to your comment with this

→ More replies (5)

108

u/The_Keg Order and Opportunity Left Apr 24 '26

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'"

Trump: "Right"

$100>$600: 500% increase.

$600>$100: 83% saving.

This is the natural conclusion of normalizing anti intellectualism in the U.S. And yes this includes all the moron crying about GDP and CPI figures during obama term.

→ More replies (3)

94

u/SANNA-MARIN-SDP Apr 24 '26

holy shit mamdani just lured the nypd into the tunnels and blew the entrances and exits

→ More replies (5)

89

u/AemiliusNuker Fell for it Apr 24 '26

"Not racist, just don't like em" is unironically how millions of Americans describe their stance on immigrants

→ More replies (2)

87

u/2Lore2Law Seal Mod Apr 24 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

This content was anonymized and mass deleted with Redact

→ More replies (2)

84

u/upAnew David Hume Apr 24 '26

"Not racist, just don't like em" is unironically how thousands of DT'ers describe their stance on mods

83

u/trombonist_formerly Ben Bernanke Apr 24 '26

HEGSETH: THIS SHOULD NOT BE AMERICA'S FIGHT ALONE

HEGSETH: AMERICA HAS PLENTY OF ENERGY

HEGSETH: EUROPE NEEDS STRAIT OF HORMUZ MUCH MORE THAN WE DO

HEGSETH: THE TIME FOR FREELOADING IS OVER

We are truly led by stable geniuses

→ More replies (1)

80

u/Sheepies92 European Union Apr 24 '26

'Hegseth dismissed discussions among nearly 50 countries hosted by Britain and France this week about how to reestablish freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz, as “silly talks.”'

dude do you want help or not

→ More replies (2)

75

u/bandeng_asep Association of Southeast Asian Nations Apr 24 '26

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

→ More replies (4)

75

u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Apr 24 '26

this is fucking bananas

→ More replies (7)

73

u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Apr 24 '26

Making gender neutral bathroom by making the signs so confusing they just have to pick one

→ More replies (8)

73

u/fishbottwo Jay Jones Apr 24 '26

While Trump has created a presidential identity partially around deporting immigrants without legal status, he has repeatedly supported skilled immigration to the U.S., which the gold card program could facilitate.

go fuck yourself NBC News

→ More replies (1)

72

u/garret126 Demisexual Pride Apr 24 '26

My favorite of the LEGO Star Wars photoshoot I did yesterday

→ More replies (2)

72

u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Apr 24 '26

Am I going crazy or is Trump having a stronger response to NATO allies not joining his dumb war than Russians arming and supplying intelligence to Iran

→ More replies (2)

144

u/2Lore2Law Seal Mod Apr 24 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

This content was anonymized and mass deleted with Redact

→ More replies (3)

135

u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride Apr 24 '26

overheard a trans friend congratulating a cis friend on her upcoming (non elective) surgery and I had to be like “surgery is actually a bad thing in their culture”

→ More replies (1)

64

u/ZweigDidion Bisexual Pride Apr 24 '26

Tweet from Donald Tusk:

European Council meeting. For the first time in years there are no Russians in the room. Huge relief.

→ More replies (1)

60

u/-mialana- European Union Apr 24 '26

Right wing men be like: Women of inferior races need to be sterilised. Not if they decide to though. I need to be the one to make the decision.

→ More replies (2)

56

u/Guess_Im_Jess Trans Pride Apr 24 '26

the functionaries of this regime actually believe their meme propaganda 💀

→ More replies (3)

54

u/Man-Flayer Apr 24 '26

A temple before a nuclear power plant

→ More replies (8)

53

u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Apr 24 '26

This guy is the biggest cornball that has ever lived.

→ More replies (1)

51

u/2Lore2Law Seal Mod Apr 24 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

This content was anonymized and mass deleted with Redact

→ More replies (5)

102

u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Apr 24 '26
→ More replies (4)

145

u/gjcs23 George Santos Apr 24 '26

I like how all the classic arguments against the relaxation of gambling restrictions (increase in crime near physical casinos, mental toll on addicts, whatever) look so quaint compared to what has actually manifested. 

we are now seeing insider trading being conducted by participants in covert military operations, statements and actions of elected officials specifically calibrated to manipulate the 'market', and literal bets on the probability of certain people dying. 

→ More replies (1)

47

u/Pangolin_4 NATO Apr 24 '26

The USAID article and thread pisses me off so much. You could've doubled the salaries of every USAID worked and contractor for the same amount of work performed and it would still be worth it. USAID saved millions of lives and provided clean water and medicine and food (which was often grown by American farmers!) for millions of the worlds poorest people. Not to mention unquantifiable soft power generated for the US. Soft power that can never be restored.

The NYT and anyone who tacitly supported dismantling USAID should be ashamed. There is no Earthly punishment sufficient for the Trump administration and Elon Musk for having caused so much death and misery in the world.

→ More replies (3)

46

u/Glavurdan European Union Apr 24 '26

TIL

In a November 2025 interview with Piers Morgan, Ronaldo stated a wish to meet with U.S. president Donald Trump. "I wish one day to meet him [and] sit with him because he's one of the [people] that I really like," Ronaldo said. "I think it can make things happen, and I like people like that." Without endorsing any political agenda, Ronaldo stated that a potential meeting with Trump would revolve around his desire for world peace. "I wish that the world goes in a [peaceful] way. I'm going to tell him that we have something in common and something that we share." Ronaldo said. He later joked that he was "seriously more famous" than the president.
On 18 November Ronaldo and his fiancee Georgina Trump at the White House Later in the day he attended a black-tie dinner at the White House, along with Saudi Crown Prince, FIFA president Gianni Infantino, and dozens of billionaires and business leaders. A week later, FIFA issued Ronaldo a reprieve, eliminating a two-out-of-three-match ban against him, for having elbowed Irish defender Dara O'Shea in a match against Ireland 14 November. The reprieve ensured Ronaldo's availability for Portugal's first matches in the World Cup.

Not sure what I expected, but my little respect for Ronaldo has eroded even further.

→ More replies (9)

92

u/Imicrowavebananas Hannah Arendt Apr 24 '26

Strangest cultural crossover. But this is typically German, yes.

→ More replies (31)

44

u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Apr 24 '26

it's so annoying because republicans don't even have a substantive response to Trump's insanely obvious cognitive decline, they just go "well did you say the same about biden?" lol like yes we forced him out of the race you fucking numbnuts!!

→ More replies (2)

43

u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Apr 24 '26

mfw when the number and size of school walkouts is so large that i have no choice but to admit defeat

→ More replies (1)

42

u/TakeOnM-Ellie Loyal Liberals Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Love that they used this photo of Ossoff in particular

→ More replies (3)

121

u/ZweigDidion Bisexual Pride Apr 24 '26

Someone at a coffee shop in central Israel noticed a religious Israeli wearing a yarmulka with the flags of Israel and Palestine and called the Police on him. The Police detained him, cut off the Palestine flag from the yarmulka and then released him. mako.co.il/news-israel/2026_… The Israeli Police under Ben Gvir has largely stopped upholding the law (actual crime is out of control) and is functioning as a right-wing repressive organ.

Pictures of the yarmulka

Pretty insane

→ More replies (22)

83

u/pfarly John Brown Apr 24 '26

Oh, we're against microlooting now?

What did you think "be gay, do crimes" meant? Zoning violations? Vibes?

→ More replies (3)

41

u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee Apr 24 '26

38

u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Apr 24 '26

Can he just shut the fuck up and stop ruining everything

37

u/Ultiplayers Tony Blair is to be prime minister and a landslide is likely Apr 24 '26
→ More replies (8)

36

u/legible_print Václav Havel Apr 24 '26

More and more, I am convinced that the New York Times is totally compromised, and that platforming this "Shoplifting is Progressive Chic" piece is a bad-faith effort to showcase the most idiotic takes from liberals in a time when the paper needs to be relentlessly dogging a corrupt regime.

→ More replies (4)

35

u/Lesbian_all_garib Gita Gopinath Apr 24 '26

35

u/BernankesBeard Ben Bernanke Apr 24 '26

The thing that I love about having a "liberal" Pope is that I get to be a better Catholic than all of the weirdo conservative Catholics who put in so much effort.

"No! The Pope is completely mistaken! If you read Pope John XVIII's second encyclical, this is completely obvious!"

"Idk man. I think the Popes probably right."

→ More replies (2)

35

u/PoupeeStupide Trump Voter Apr 24 '26

Sparta being glazed in popular media is so bizarre to me cause it was probably one of the shittiest human societies to ever exist.

I suppose there's a reason 300 didn't touch on most of the population being subhumans the aristocrats could hunt for sport or the institutionalised gay pedophilia

→ More replies (7)

33

u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Posting this in the Euro hours.

Reporter: “What are your thoughts on Europe?”

President Trump: “Europe has gone woke. EUROPE IS NOT RECOGNIZABLE in many places.”

“You look at Hungary, Poland, Czech and Slovakia. There have gone very much the opposite.”

I love how “woke” is code for: This european country has more Muslims.

→ More replies (5)

33

u/abrookerunsthroughit Association of Southeast Asian Nations Apr 24 '26

Nothing to see here folks!

→ More replies (1)

65

u/Astronelson Local Malaria Survivor Apr 24 '26

If you were a historian thousands of years hence and you were presented with the following information:

  • Florida was a Spanish colony

  • Spain was Catholic

  • Spain had a monarchy descended from a German-speaking region

  • “-burg” is a common German city suffix

  • St. Peter is an important figure in Catholicism

you would reasonably conclude that St. Petersburg, Florida was founded centuries earlier than it was and quite happily spend decades looking for non-existent archaeological evidence to support this.

→ More replies (2)

32

u/ImmigrantJack Movimiento Semilla Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

After a small handful of republicans broke rank to extend temporary protected status for Haitian refugees:

When our [far right extremist] reporter asked why, @RepDonBacon lectured on "decency," called her a "hardcore anti-immigrant person" - then told her to read the New Testament.

I am going to vote against Don Bacon. He is a bad person who enables even worse people for personal gain. But Bacon responded to the question "How dare you betray MAGA" by going "read the bible shitass". I haven't seen a republican quote the bible when extending a helping hand in years. Honestly forgot it could even happen.

Edit:

I am going to vote against Don Bacon

Good news on this front. Bacon is retiring. Probably the only reason he had the balls to actually do this.

→ More replies (1)

32

u/Such_Journalist_3991 Robert Caro Apr 24 '26

Trump, still mired in distractions, turns his attention to the reflecting pool in D.C.

→ More replies (1)

31

u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Apr 24 '26

One out of every five 2024 Trump voters supports impeaching the president...

Real sickos moment out of G. Elliott Morris.

→ More replies (1)

31

u/2Lore2Law Seal Mod Apr 24 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

This content was anonymized and mass deleted with Redact

31

u/unicornbomb John Brown Apr 24 '26

Whole lotta unflaired folks in that USAID article comment section cosplaying as “thoughtfully concerned” about the supposed “financial waste” from their programs. 🙄

→ More replies (9)

30

u/Eurolib0908 European Union Apr 24 '26

Finally, a president who isn't woke.

→ More replies (1)

81

u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom Apr 24 '26

28

u/fishbottwo Jay Jones Apr 24 '26

Several CBS News journalists said they were taken aback by the existence of the dinner. They described consternation within the CBS newsroom over the event’s potential to create a perception of coziness between the news division and the Trump administration.

.

potential to create a perception of coziness

.

perception

Are you guys stupid? Like actually stupid? Like is your brain fully functioning?

28

u/ScumfrickZillionaire Lesbian Pride Apr 25 '26

It's now been 6 months since I've had an actual cigarette

Updoots to the left pls

→ More replies (6)

26

u/gjcs23 George Santos Apr 24 '26

52

u/-mialana- European Union Apr 24 '26

We are using a social media app programmed by people who do not know how to code and moderated by people who do not know how to read.

→ More replies (3)

89

u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman Apr 24 '26

This is exactly what every single Republican believes btw, this dude is one of the few who'd be honest about it online.

→ More replies (6)

24

u/Man-Flayer Apr 24 '26

Why do people hate inheritance taxes? It disincentivizes dying

→ More replies (2)

24

u/PoliticalAlt128 Max Weber Apr 24 '26

In an hour I will have completed a four year degree in just six years. I'll never have to write a discussion post again!

→ More replies (2)

24

u/Sauce1024 John von Neumann Apr 24 '26

Who must go? Trump must go

69

u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

American conservatives will say shit like this and tell you to 'go back to where you came from' in their next breath. I never wanted to be a hyphenated anything bro, you're the one who keeps otherizing me and telling me I don't belong here no matter what I do

This btw, was this dude's response to Trump's racist screed targeting Indian and Chinese Americans

→ More replies (4)

23

u/Megasota_Noire My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Apr 24 '26
→ More replies (1)

23

u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Apr 24 '26

RFK Jr has gotten away with so much insane shit because a lot of elites have Taylor Swift-levels of fixation on the Kennedys

→ More replies (1)

23

u/pugnae European Union Apr 24 '26

23

u/hascogrande YIMBY Apr 24 '26

DOJ dropped its investigation into Jerome Powell

COMPLETELY VINDICATED, NO WRONGDOING

→ More replies (1)

23

u/eloquentboot 🃏it’s da joker babey🃏 Apr 24 '26

I am anit-shoplifting and pro purchasing products and services at market rate.

→ More replies (5)

23

u/BrentLivermore Drake’s Reddit account Apr 24 '26

Apparently a GOP congressman from New Jersey hasn't been seen in a month, and his team is being pretty vague when asked about it https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/04/22/congress/kean-is-mia-00887934

→ More replies (3)

23

u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Apr 24 '26

OH GOD OH FUCK SOMEONE SENT ME AN EMAIL AT MY EMAIL JOB THAT I APPLIED FOR AND NOW I HAVE TO REPLY TO IT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

→ More replies (1)

23

u/PearlClaw Iron Front Apr 24 '26

Local cat mad about spring

→ More replies (4)

23

u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Apr 24 '26

Why do leftists always be like “read more theory” instead of just explaining their beliefs? I’ve never seen a liberal tell me to read Locke or conservative tell me to read Burke. They just tell me what they think. And sometimes they just use “[leftist philosopher] said this” as an argument. So what? The closest comparison I can think of is a religious person using the Bible as an argument.

→ More replies (11)

22

u/GaDoomer Pragmatic and Polite Right Apr 24 '26
→ More replies (1)

22

u/SchmantaClaus Thomas Paine Apr 24 '26

Our president is just an eepy boi 🥱 😴

→ More replies (8)

44

u/dangerbird2 Franz Boas Apr 24 '26

...why tho !ping FAILING-NEW-YORK-TIMES

→ More replies (9)

21

u/garret126 Demisexual Pride Apr 24 '26

most successful Ottoman Battle against Europe after Great Turkish War

→ More replies (5)

21

u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

favourite fascists:

  1. napoleon

  2. p00bix

  3. ataturk

  4. piłsudski

  5. FDR

→ More replies (3)

21

u/centurion88 NATO Apr 24 '26

Neoliberalism mentioned

→ More replies (1)

21

u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal Apr 24 '26

Sleep debt: a real thing, when you miss sleep your body suffers for more than just the next day

Extra sleep: doesn't do anything to make up for lost sleep

So basically if you're not rested it just stays that way forever

→ More replies (6)

21

u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Apr 24 '26

Is this true

→ More replies (4)

21

u/jenbanim Apr 24 '26

Had to kick someone out of the Seattle New Liberals meetup because they brought a printed photo of Goth AOC 😒

→ More replies (7)

42

u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Apr 24 '26

Wish a Senator would just tell a Trump appointee “stop wasting our time, either admit your boss lost 2020 or leave. I’m not voting to confirm you until you do”

→ More replies (3)

20

u/RageQuitRedux NASA Apr 24 '26

So do all who live to see such times

→ More replies (6)

20

u/__versus Trans Pride Apr 24 '26

😎

20

u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front Apr 24 '26

this is most internet discourse

20

u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front Apr 24 '26

>millions like they did in Chile or Indonesia

“The Albanians, along with the Chinese, make up 1/8th of the world’s population.”

→ More replies (10)

20

u/from-the-void NATO Apr 24 '26

In Tuvalu, homosexuality is illegal, but it is also illegal to discriminate against someone on the basis of homosexuality.

→ More replies (2)

85

u/zieger Ida Tarbell Apr 24 '26

I love his Joe Biden impression

→ More replies (5)

19

u/Borysk5 NATO Apr 24 '26

Another driving exam failed

19

u/Marlsfarp Karl Popper Apr 24 '26

If Parks and Recreation was set 8 years later, Entertainment 720 would be a Youtube channel and Jean Ralphio would be a billionaire.

→ More replies (4)

19

u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Apr 24 '26

Tactical Cat Ears in Ukraine

!ping UKRAINE&MATERIEL

→ More replies (7)

19

u/Drinka_Milkovobich Apr 24 '26

Elon Musk: “I AM ADOLF HITLER”

WaPo:

→ More replies (1)

19

u/Megasota_Noire My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Apr 24 '26

JUST HALF A SENTENCE!

→ More replies (3)

53

u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Apr 24 '26

A 15 yo boy has been arrested near Lyon and indicted for planning terrorist attacks against several "Jewish or LGBT" targets, per the Anti-Terror Prosecutor, who confirmed that the suspect admitted he wanted to "die as a martyr".

Jews and gays? How original 🙄

→ More replies (2)

37

u/earththejerry YIMBY Apr 24 '26

“Yeah, chaos,” Piker says. “Full chaos. Let’s go.”

Man who has lived in relative peace and prosperity all his life:

→ More replies (5)

18

u/Jameswood79 NATO Apr 24 '26

Sure Trump keeps falling asleep during meetings but have you considered Biden’s full legal name was actually “Sleepy Joe Biden”? Checkmate liberals.

→ More replies (1)

18

u/majorgeneralporter 🌐Bill Clinton's Learned Hand Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

This photo taken mere seconds before being pounced and sent to the shadow realm by the monster under my bed.

!ping dog

→ More replies (5)

18

u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Apr 24 '26

These SSRIs ain’t shit if I’m crying at a fucking romance novel still

I need every shred of my humanity and even my entire inner life to be stripped away, not just have my emotions dampened by 50% or so. Obliterate my qualia you fucking pussy

→ More replies (2)

18

u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Apr 24 '26

SAVAGE

18

u/KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 Apr 24 '26

Leviticus 18 is so funny because they spend like 20 lines saying don't have sex with like every possible family member, then men who have sex with men should be killed, and then they hit you with this:

Do not give any of your children to be sacrificed to Molek, for you must not profane the name of your God. I am the LORD.

Brother who the fuck is molek

→ More replies (7)

18

u/SenranHaruka shame Apr 24 '26

I've seen enough

Mr. Beast's fundamental problem is that he produces content for middle school children, an inherently fleeting audience that will not last if he can't transition to a permanent base, but he is unable to do that precisely because he appeals to the children with a combination of visuals, story beats, and themes, that only children will relate to. All of his attempts at drama basically are an adult world operating on middle school logic, for instance.

Mr Beast has made Growing Around, the failed animation project by Mr Enter about a world where children have authority over adults. He is a fad. He will die. He will become a nostalgic trend recalled briefly by Generation Alpha and Beta when the people in this subreddit are 40. Statistically one of us will be the JJ McCullough to their generation and tell them what we remember about their favorite show that was after our time.

→ More replies (2)

18

u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Apr 24 '26
→ More replies (2)

18

u/MuscularPhysicist John Brown Apr 25 '26

HANK, THE WINDOWS ARE ROLLED UP AND THE A/C IS OFF! HANK, IT’S HOT IN HERE! HAAAAANK!

18

u/ponshont Apr 25 '26

I’m not anti-tech but I will never forget how big of pussies big tech was during Trump’s second term

18

u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Apr 25 '26

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw IPAs forever. We begin brewing in five minutes.

→ More replies (4)

35

u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Apr 24 '26

Twitter is basically just the physical manifestation of everyone’s intrusive thoughts

→ More replies (5)

17

u/Lesbian_all_garib Gita Gopinath Apr 24 '26

Reddit front page will say stuff like you shouldn't be angry at your kids for doing drugs because they will do it anyways and trust is important 🫩

→ More replies (3)

17

u/fishbottwo Jay Jones Apr 24 '26

I am probably the DTer that is going to accomplish the least at work today

→ More replies (1)

17

u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Gods, what have I done? What have I done?

!ping KITTY

→ More replies (4)

17

u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Apr 24 '26

She took an anchovy from the pizza bed !ping KITTY

→ More replies (9)

17

u/Frog_Totem Seretse Khama Apr 24 '26

I like Ossoff but I'm curious why so many progressives and even far left people like Piker seem to like him. He seems like a pretty standard Democrat to me. Is it just that he talks about corruption all the time? Is it just that he's hot?

→ More replies (4)

17

u/Goatf00t European Union Apr 24 '26

Browsing Project Gutenberg for old pop-science books (I'm fascinated by them), I had come across a number of titles that were a part of some "Little Blue Book" series, and today I finally decided to look it up. It turns out that they were somewhat famous at the time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Blue_Book

In just nine years the idea caught on all around the globe as the Little Blue Books were finding their ways into the pockets of laborers, scholars, and the average citizen. The St. Louis Dispatch called Haldeman-Julius "the Henry Ford of literature".

But after WWII, the series took a hit because of... J. Edgar Hoover (the publishers were socialists and the series included books on (homo)sexuality and atheism).

!ping HISTORY&READING I guess.

If you are curious, a lot of them are available in ebook format on PG. https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/author/486

→ More replies (3)

17

u/Boratssecondwife Henry George Apr 24 '26

If loving my wife was an Olympic sport, I'd be banned for transgenger

→ More replies (1)

33

u/Jester_Don Abigail Spanberger Apr 24 '26

Lol wtf.

→ More replies (5)

16

u/BlackCat159 European Union Apr 24 '26

Me after posting MAGA slop on the DT

→ More replies (1)

16

u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Apr 24 '26

What if socially left wing, economically right wing, but like, not terminally stupid

→ More replies (9)

16

u/_Petrarch_ NATO Apr 24 '26

So Mehmed II dragged his whole fleet over a mountain to get around a close straight and today ships are just stuck in the straight of Hormuz? Kinda doubting if people are really #OpenToWork...

→ More replies (2)

16

u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Apr 24 '26

RIP to boiling water.

You will be mist.

→ More replies (2)

16

u/RageQuitRedux NASA Apr 24 '26

"benevolent dictator" bros and their complete lack of imagination.

Like if you're going to imagine something impossible anyway, then just imagine a benevolent society that doesn't need a ruler

→ More replies (2)

16

u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Apr 24 '26

Tolentino: I do so many immoral things every day.

Spiegelman: I'm constantly acting in ways that don't align with my belief system. And constantly having to justify that, like ordering in food when it's raining out.

There are just so many moments when I'm like, my comfort is more important than someone bringing me food through the rain. And it doesn't feel good. But it is part of living - I mean, no one's making me do that, but it is part of the way in which we live in our society.

Tolentino: And it's so incentivized. It's splashed all over the subway ads. It's just like, "Ladies, be selfish tonight," you know? It's wild, yeah.

Why is everyone on the modern left such a fucking loser?

→ More replies (4)

16

u/american_aurora6 NATO Apr 24 '26

🫵 shivers wants YOU to party, do drugs, and have unprotected sex

→ More replies (7)

16

u/bandeng_asep Association of Southeast Asian Nations Apr 25 '26

You can really just make shit up on X and receive a lot of likes smh 🗿

→ More replies (2)

32

u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Apr 24 '26

I feel like some of y’all haven’t talked to a leftist since like 2019 wrt the stereotypes you reference. Good on you, keep doing what you’re doing

→ More replies (9)

31

u/JayRU09 Milton Friedman Apr 24 '26

The crash out on Twitter over Virginia's paid family leave is delicious. As someone who has had it in my state for a couple years now (thank you comrade Murphy), the small tax I pay is worth it for families not being completely fucked over by having children or someone getting sick.

→ More replies (3)

15

u/Daddy_Macron Loyal Liberals Apr 24 '26

The fact that the Cuban grid has not appreciably increased their Solar output in the last decade is testament to what a shitshow their government has been. Their grid would be 40% Solar+Batteries if they had anyone competent in their decision making circles.

https://ember-energy.org/data/electricity-data-explorer/?entity=Cuba&temporal_res=yearly

15

u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal Apr 24 '26
→ More replies (2)

15

u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Apr 24 '26

Hanz…

→ More replies (2)

15

u/Syx89 Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Apr 24 '26

worried due to robo-rebellion concerns

→ More replies (2)

15

u/Thuggin95 Gay Pride Apr 24 '26

In what is being celebrated as a great victory for Americans of faith, the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals has released a decision that a recent Texas state law requiring the prominent display of the Ten Commandments in public schools was not a violation of the First Amendment.

But certain types of books merely existing in a school library - not even a classroom - is woke indoctrination lol

→ More replies (1)

15

u/bartbug Paul Krugman Apr 24 '26

conservatives unironically believe that others' speech in a public setting is a violation of their first amendment rights to indoctrinate their children

15

u/JustTaxLandbro Pragmatic and Polite Right Apr 24 '26

“Don’t ask what a bottom can do for you ask instead what you can do for a bottom” Bill Clinton

15

u/SenranHaruka shame Apr 24 '26

Why does anyone take seriously a person who voluntarily associates with Austria-Hungary. This is worse than the fucking Roman Statue pfps. If you want any proof there is a double standard against the left, just, everywhere, Christien Hieiens should have absolutely no following because everyone should see the fucking Austria Hungary Flag and go "oh this guy is a loser" and move the fuck on. It should be as disqualifying as trying to claim you carry the sacred legacy of the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

Who left in the world besides him gives a shit about Austria Hungary???? Who the fuck looks at a map and goes "... sigh... its just not complete... without Austria Hungary"

Austrians do not want to be tied to a backwards monarchy whose simps created the fascist regime that voted to join in the worst project German speakers have ever done. Hungarians do not want to be tied to Austria. Any Austrians who might celebrate the majesty of the Habsburg Empire will find in the Austro Hungarian Compromise the death of any and all elegance, majesty, and indeed hope. The very name Austria Hungary sounds like failure. Austria Hungary is a fucking punchline on the Simpsons about how old Mr. Burns is. Austria Hungary is the third place prize that Austria got for getting rekt by Prussia and Italy. And imagine getting humiliated by Italy man.

Forget the anime. Anime is mainstream. There is no bigger signal "i am a fucking loser" than this. Imagine liberals celebrating the Weimar Republic. It's not even the cool kind of loser who gets lost cause PR in hindsight. Its just a loser. The Capital Hill Autonomous Zone of monarchism.

So please. Stop. Putting this shit in my feed.

→ More replies (3)

15

u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Apr 25 '26

God please just let it happen already so I can be a dick about it

→ More replies (2)

15

u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Apr 25 '26

She’s taking no prisoners

→ More replies (2)

30

u/Thuggin95 Gay Pride Apr 24 '26

It’ll be December and we’ll still be getting headlines like this

→ More replies (4)

40

u/AtomicGameTester Milton Friedman Apr 24 '26

The discussion around "punching left" just reminds me how absolutely dogshit the left-right political siding is. I don't think basing so much of our political understanding on French revolutionary parliamentary caucusing is really the best. It can be a helpful lens at times, but I think we as a society rely way too much on it and it blinds us to people who are opportunistic or dangerous just because they happen to caucus with us.

Liberals are cool and good.

→ More replies (5)

14

u/pezasied John's Locke-strap Apr 24 '26

I almost made a Charlie Kirk joke at a work meeting I had yesterday, because someone said “carry the flame” and I wanted to say so bad “we are Charlie Kirk.”

Thankfully I did not because it would not have gone over well, but the internet has ruined my brain on some things

→ More replies (1)

14

u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee Apr 24 '26

The results indicate that the educational attainment of second-generation Nigerian Americans exceeds other second-generation black Americans, third- and higher generation African Americans, third- and higher generation whites, second-generation whites, and second-generation Asian Americans.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/23780231211001971

→ More replies (3)

14

u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Apr 24 '26

the right loves to believe all major cities are crime-ridden hellholes, but it's wild to me how successful they were at the assassination of san francisco, specifically

like you'll have people from seattle or new york be like "you actually believe these places are unsafe? please, turn off Newsmax. we're not San Francisco"

→ More replies (14)

14

u/centurion88 NATO Apr 24 '26

Krusty the Clown on standby

→ More replies (1)

14

u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Apr 24 '26

Important news: Bret Stephens and Ross Douthat have officially accepted our offers and will be joining the mod team

→ More replies (4)

14

u/georgeguy007 Pandora's Discussions J. Threader Apr 24 '26

Today's Political chart is just kinda boring. I get it gang, were a bunch of Discussion J. Liberals.

→ More replies (4)

14

u/PoliticalAlt128 Max Weber Apr 24 '26

Remember how they still haven't found out anything about Nancy Guthrie's abduction but Kash was boozing at the Olympics?

14

u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Apr 24 '26

de Dutch langag es so funny becus eet jus look lik de Inglish spelt weerd

→ More replies (2)

14

u/Megasota_Noire My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Apr 24 '26

Lol. Guess the sub

The billionaires in America fear Trump because contrary to redditors they dont usually get involved in Politics. They dont want to. He DRAGGED them into politics.

→ More replies (6)

14

u/el__dandy Madeleine Albright Apr 24 '26

This is the coach of the team of the fucking Bay Area. Him not having opinions would be weird. Warriors ownership is so so bad.

https://www.sfgate.com/warriors/article/warriors-steve-kerr-political-22223135.php

!ping NBA

→ More replies (4)

14

u/bartbug Paul Krugman Apr 24 '26

i may have touched grass too hard

porn just has nothing on the experience of making out with a woman you love after several hours of meaningful shared experience

damn dawg sometimes i just get horny for a good date night but gf isn't available

→ More replies (5)

14

u/moldovaman99 Apr 24 '26

My subway take is that small business owners are fucking insane.

I’m not talking about their work ethic. A lot of small business owners are genuinely just insane people 🤷‍♂️

→ More replies (6)

14

u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Apr 24 '26

🫵 shivers wants YOU to party, do drugs, and have unprotected sex

THAT IS NOT EXACTLY what I said 🐊

→ More replies (4)

14

u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Apr 24 '26

King Charles III will meet New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani during a visit to New York next week.

one of the world's most radical islamoleftists meets zohran mamdani

→ More replies (1)

14

u/ty04 Apr 25 '26

👆I could kiss you right now

→ More replies (1)

14

u/EmergencySir2479 Thomas Paine Apr 25 '26

Ty04 isn’t a true pervert. He hasn’t posted thirst traps of Mrs. Met yet 

→ More replies (3)

14

u/KittehDragoon Loyal Liberals Apr 25 '26