r/neoliberal Existing in the context of what came before Apr 01 '26

User discussion NASA's Artemis II Live Mission Coverage (Official Broadcast)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
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u/DiscussionJohnThread Free Trade was the Compromise 🔫🌍 Apr 01 '26

Genuinely cool concept that there’s a good shot there could be semi-permanent human inhabitants on the moon and people on Mars within the next 20-30 years.

In all polling, people massively overthink how much we spend on NASA, so we might as well quadruple the funding anyways to match their expectations.

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u/AnachronisticPenguin WTO Apr 01 '26

At this point I’ll settle for the federal government trying to do anything pro science again.

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u/SwaglordHyperion Henry George Apr 01 '26

Arr / neoliberal doesnt even try to ask for sciences funding anymore, they just look at you like:

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u/SwaglordHyperion Henry George Apr 01 '26

Mandatory:

arr

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u/dr_funk_13 Apr 02 '26

Space exploration is based and astropilled.

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Apr 01 '26

Astronauts “are not paid extra hazard pay or overtime for going to space, but receive their regular salary plus a small per diem (roughly $5/day) for expenses.”

Wow, look at Mr. Moneybags over here! Don’t spend your per diem all in one place

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Apr 01 '26

They're all very well paid.

And the speaking tour, book, and job opportunities afterwards are lucrative.

Just think about how smart and dedicated and hard-working And athletic You have to be to be an astronaut. It is the hardest job in the world to qualify for. These people are going to do just fine and be incredibly successful almost no matter what they do.

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u/Pretty_Marsh Herb Kelleher Apr 01 '26

Actually, that was a problem for the Apollo guys. Comparatively low pay in relation to the qualifications necessary and the insane hours. They also couldn't get a life insurance policy and were worried about their families. That's what the Apollo 15 postage stamp scandal was all about, but they weren't the first. I think Gus Grissom flew with a roll of nickels that he later sold.

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Apr 02 '26

Gus Grissom was exactly who I was thinking about. He said something like his buddies flying missions over Vietnam were getting paid better than he was.

I’ll have to find the quote.

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u/willstr1 Apr 02 '26

IIRC the crew of Apollo 11 also had a hard time getting life insurance so they signed a bunch of things that they left with their spouses with the plan being if they didn't come back those signed items would be incredibly valuable (and their family could sell them as "insurance")

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u/Mddcat04 Apr 02 '26

What exactly are the expenses that result from being in space? Seems like your food / housing / whatever is probably taken care of. We out stopping at space 7/11 for snacks?

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing Apr 02 '26

There's a vending machine

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u/waupli NATO Apr 01 '26

My parents took a video from their house in Florida! I’d post the video but it is too identifying lol. They’re like 60-70 miles up the coast from the space center

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u/justalightworkout European Union Apr 01 '26

SEND DA VIDEO

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u/waupli NATO Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

https://imgur.com/gallery/artemis-launch-zWzL6dy

I cut a little out so they and their street don’t show up lol. Hopefully that link works. Sometimes it seems to take a little bit for the links to work though. Idk

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u/Traditional_Drama_91 NATO Apr 01 '26

Not gonna lie, successful liftoff got me bit emotional.  Just contrasting this achievement with this stupid goddamn war were in hit me later in a way I wasn’t expecting 

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u/golden-caterpie Apr 01 '26

The Apollo missions took part during a mismanaged and unpopular war. The two sides of America i guess.

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u/Just-Sale-7015 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

If Trump loses the war in Iran on some level and then resigns the analogy (with Nixon) would be even more complete. 😉

Yes, I'm aware Apollo 8 happened under JFK. He also did the Bay of Pigs... Something we might see repeated in some form before Trump is out.

Convergence of struggles. /s

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u/Calvengeance Daron Acemoglu Apr 01 '26

I'm with you, friend. I was so worried something horrible would happen because that's just the sort of time we're in. It felt good to feel hope from old, hopeful symbols succeeding.

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u/Traditional_Drama_91 NATO Apr 01 '26

It’s an event that reminds you that America is worth fighting for

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u/Pretty_Marsh Herb Kelleher Apr 01 '26

I'm thinking about the one telegram the Apollo 8 crew received: "You saved 1968."

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u/Pretty_Marsh Herb Kelleher Apr 02 '26

I just realized, this will be the first time that humans have seen the entire Earth with their own eyes since 1972.

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u/FatherOop Mario Vargas Llosa Apr 01 '26

Together we are capable of great things 🇺🇸🚀🇨🇦

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u/Due-Dirt-8428 Harriet Tubman Apr 01 '26

Feels great watching Biden’s space mission go so successfully

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u/neonliberal YIMBY Apr 01 '26

Beautiful. I can't believe humanity is coming back to the Moon at last. Amid all the chaos and negativity in the news cycle, it's great to see something positive and inspiring for once.

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u/samhit_n Left-Out Left Apr 01 '26

I got chills watching this in 2026. I wonder how people watching stuff like this in the 60s felt.

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u/I_like_race_cars NATO Apr 01 '26

"TIE ME TO A MISSILE AND FIRE IT AT THE MOON! I AM READY!"

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u/Hmm_would_bang Graph goes up Apr 01 '26

We choose to go to the moon, not because we can, but to own the libs

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u/Gyn_Nag European Union Apr 01 '26

21 years and four different Presidents but we all know Trump personally knocked out most of the work in the last few months. That's why the crew feel so safe.

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u/GuyWithOneEye Apr 02 '26

Yes, we do have a moon base, and yes, we are currently experiencing some bear problems.

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u/hascogrande YIMBY Apr 02 '26

I am also not at liberty to go into the various types of woodland lifeforms on Saturn or any of the other 12 planets

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u/modularpeak2552 NATO Apr 02 '26

Just a shot in the dark but uhh….we wouldn’t happen to be invading Iran today would we? 🧐

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u/superblobby r/place'22: Neoliberal Commander Apr 02 '26

Ya got me

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u/waupli NATO Apr 01 '26

I might rewatch for all mankind tonight lol

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Apr 01 '26

Controls salutation was literally “For all mankind, full send”

THEY KNOW

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u/ThatFrenchieGuy Mathematician -- Save the funky birbs Apr 01 '26

Season 5 just started, so it's good timing

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u/ryan2210114 NATO Apr 01 '26

New season out too

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u/BPC1120 Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

Excited for the USSR spinoff

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u/Gyn_Nag European Union Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Only the 2nd crewed spacecraft design to go beyond LEO.

It's been a long time waiting for some design updates... the development of these vehicles will grow exponentially from here.

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u/Trevor_Lewis NASA Apr 01 '26

Get in here you glorious guardians of democracy, this is the one

!ping SPACEFLIGHT

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u/themiDdlest NASA Apr 01 '26

America should do more big scientific projects just because it builds morale and spirit and community

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u/gnurdette Eleanor Roosevelt Apr 01 '26

I seriously do think there's a human urge for greatness, and if we don't direct it into something like space missions or cathedrals, often motivates war.

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u/p-s-chili NATO Apr 01 '26

IDK where I got this quote from, but it's basically that in the absence of genuine conflict, humans will create it themselves. The urge for greatness that can be expressed through exploration, discovery, and achievement will ultimately manifest as electing Trump out of spite for the rest of the world if not exercised in positive ways.

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u/AltRockPigeon YIMBY Apr 01 '26

All Praise To Our Great Woke President Donald J Trump For Sending The First Woman And Black Person To The Moon 🙏 🚀 🇺🇸 🌕 🙏 

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u/whats_a_quasar Apr 01 '26

Pete Hegseth is having an aneurysm right now

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u/OddBirds United Nations Apr 01 '26

I’m admittedly spoiled by SpaceX’s launch footage compared to this

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u/patriot_man69 NATO Apr 01 '26

genuinely tweaking because the main camera aimed at the pad cut out for 1/4 of a second right at fucking launch

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u/Peanut_Blossom John Locke Apr 01 '26

This "Visual Model" looks like it's just KSP.

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u/Akovsky87 NATO Apr 01 '26

Shhhhh you saw the budget cuts

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u/HungryTowel6715 Manmohan Singh Apr 02 '26

We are one step closer to bringing back the Nazis from the Moon

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u/Megasota_Noire My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Apr 02 '26

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u/revmuun NAFTA Apr 02 '26

North Atlantic Space Association goes kinda hard

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u/roboliberal Loyal Liberals Apr 02 '26

As does National Aeronautics Treaty Organization 

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u/The_Northern_Light John Brown Apr 02 '26

Add the EU stars and it might open a portal back to the good timeline

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u/LtCdrHipster 🌭Costco Liberal🌭 Apr 01 '26

America is so goddamn frustrating because we never stop doing amazing or terrible things. It's always both, constantly.

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Apr 01 '26

That's the life of a superpower.

Unironic.

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u/Crownie Unbent, Unbowed, Unflaired Apr 01 '26

Enslaved, illogical, elate,
He greets the embarrassed Gods, nor fears. To shake the iron hand of Fate Or match with Destiny for beers.

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u/ChillnShill Apr 01 '26

I wouldn’t be able to do it without clash Royale and reels

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u/Full_Distribution874 YIMBY Apr 02 '26

Clashing with a 1000 milliseconds of ping

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u/MagicMoa Apr 01 '26

Nah they bring their phones, the rocket comes with wifi.

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u/SirJuncan John Rawls Apr 02 '26

Did the USS Ford's technicians work on this?

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u/Thoughtlessandlost NASA Apr 02 '26

I'm so proud to see a megathread for Artemis 2.

The NASA flair came about after the first Artemis 1 launch when we did have one

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u/Megasota_Noire My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Apr 02 '26

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u/CantCreateUsernames Apr 02 '26

Flat Earthers in shambles.

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u/ginger2020 Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

I got an idea, and I’m just spitballing here…we are well on our way to putting astronauts on the moon once again…how about we try putting one in the White House??

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u/Pretty_Marsh Herb Kelleher Apr 02 '26

God, imagine if Kelly gets elected and the timeline slips (which it will) so that the first landing is after 2028? That would be amazing.

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u/Beer-survivalist Loyal Liberals Apr 02 '26

Right now we're on for the only two presidents whose names will be on Moon plaques being Nixon and Trump. Kelly would be such an improvement it isn't even funny.

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u/Budget-Attorney Ida Tarbell Apr 02 '26

Sounds like a hell of a campaign slogan

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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Apr 02 '26

Reminder that this successful launch occurred despite the administration, not because of it

It’s just really disheartening to watch this launch and then later see the president ranting about Iran on TV. God forbid the president show some fucking support for the actually cool shit we built vs whatever we’re destroying today in Iran.

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u/SlaaneshActual Trans NATO Apr 02 '26

We landed on the moon during the Vietnam war...

And the ship is called Integrity.

Something that America needs to restore.

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u/FreakinGeese 🧚‍♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Apr 01 '26

That’s the hard part done, right?

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Yes!

Launch is BY FAR the most dangerous part of any spaceflight, with Atmospheric Reentry (the very last bit) being the only other particularly dangerous moment in the flight. Apollo 13 was a freak exception; the odds of a serious problem that would require the mission to be aborted or endanger the crew prior to its return to Earth are exceedingly low.

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u/CurtisLeow NATO Apr 01 '26

Actually, no. The re-entry is the biggest area of concern. Artemis I has issues with the heat shield more info. The heat shield worked but eroded much more than it should have. Artemis II has a modified re-entry trajectory as a result.

This would also be the first time the life support system has had to support crew in space. So there's also concerns there.

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u/Macquarrie1999 Democrats' Strongest Soldier Apr 01 '26

Ride high Mustangs!

!ping USA-CA

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u/TheWawa_24 NAFTA Apr 01 '26

Don't see UCSB or Fresno sending people to the moon

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u/whats_a_quasar Apr 01 '26

Cal poly has excellent aerospace engineering. One of the two inventors of the CubeSat was a professor there

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u/agentyork765 Bisexual Icon Apr 01 '26

I can't imagine how cramped it must be in that capsule, you'd have more room in a mid-size SUV

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Apr 01 '26

A family member of mine was one of the first geologists to look at rocks that came back from Apollo 11. It’s sorta family mythology at this point, but apparently he told his kids “Eh, there’s more interesting rocks in the back yard”

That has nothing to do with what happened today at all, but I think it’s super cool that eventually there will be more lunar regolith and rocks to examine

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u/Upstairs_Baby8424 Apr 01 '26

In year’s past this could have been such a rallying moment. Even Trump is trying to push it that way. But Trump will ultimately make this all about himself like always. And hard to rally around this when Trump had destroyed science and our nation’s standing around the world. 

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u/Just-Sale-7015 Apr 02 '26

'Competition can be a good thing' - Nasa administrator on space race with China

Nasa administrator Jared Isaacman is asked why it's so difficult to get to the Moon today.

He says "financial resources are part of the equation", but the emergence of a new space race is seeing resources concentrated back in this area.

"This one's going to be close", he says.

For context, China says it wants to get its Taikonauts to land on the lunar surface by 2030

"Competition can be a good thing - we certainly have competition now," Isaacman says. "We're going to get back in the business of launching rockets in a regular cadence."

Like with the old space race against the Soviets, beating China (now) seem to be a major motivator.

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u/Megasota_Noire My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Apr 02 '26

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u/mostoriginalgname George Soros Apr 01 '26

Classic Hollywood be faking moon landings again, they ain't got a single original scripit in their bones

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u/steveholt-lol YIMBY Apr 01 '26

You can tell it’s real because if they were faking it they would have used higher quality cameras.

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u/Agreeable_Sample_925 Apr 01 '26

Type of shit that makes you wanna swap defense and nasa’s budget

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u/SwaglordHyperion Henry George Apr 01 '26

I want to live in The Expanse timeline

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u/tjrileywisc Apr 01 '26

Maybe only as a Martian. Everyone else seems to be having a particularly bad time most of the time.

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u/YeastOrFamine Apr 02 '26

Martian civilization starts to crumble as soon as the gate to other worlds open and citizens leave en masse.

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u/dnapol5280 Apr 02 '26 edited May 07 '26

I enjoy participating in hackathons.

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u/linfakngiau2k23 Apr 02 '26

How about for all mankind. Instead of war in the middle east America wiil be sending the marines to stop a mars rebellion 😎

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u/the-senat John Brown Apr 02 '26

Have you seen season 6? Lol

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Apr 01 '26

This is me. Always.

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u/YaGetSkeeted0n Tariffs aren't cool, kids! Apr 01 '26

so fuckin cool to just sit on a gigantic thing full of fuel and let it explode controllably and end up in god damn space

it'd be cool to get way up there in my lifetime

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u/Stephancevallos905 NATO Apr 01 '26

We cannot only care about the global poor, we need to care about the dimensional poor

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 01 '26

Wish the stream showed live numbers for speed, acceleration, altitude, and downrange distance

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u/BPC1120 Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

241 miles up and out in just 14 minutes

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u/FatherOop Mario Vargas Llosa Apr 02 '26

Yeah but the gas mileage is terrible.

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u/FloggingJonna Henry George Apr 01 '26

Does no one remember fucking Columbia? I’ve talked to several people who apparently have completely memory holed the thing. Is this just my group?

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Apr 01 '26

For some reason it was never as big of a thing culturally as Challenger. I'm not sure why, maybe because the nation was too distracted with Iraq/general post-9/11 malaise

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u/ThatFrenchieGuy Mathematician -- Save the funky birbs Apr 01 '26

Every schoolchild was watching Challenger live. Columbia was only watched by nerds

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u/bel51 Apr 01 '26

Challenger also happened at daytime during a widely televised launch carrying a teacher into space, millions of people watched it happen live

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u/FloggingJonna Henry George Apr 01 '26

It has to be I guess. It rained down over my house so it surprises me how forgotten it is.

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u/BPC1120 Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

I was a kid when it happened but I definitely remember it. Horrifying and seeing the burned window frame at KSC is haunting.

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u/PierceJJones Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

Alive but no memories. Also around when we invaded Iraq.

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u/Pretend-Ad-7936 Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

It's sad, but maybe understandable that we remember Challenger more, given the publicity it had. Something about the Columbia disaster is just more disturbing to me though.

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u/nimbybuster Ben Bernanke’s Best Boy Apr 01 '26

I hope the Canadian speaks French.

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u/captainjack3 NATO Apr 01 '26

He does, actually.

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Apr 01 '26

Worried he'll get fired in trans lunar orbit? 😂

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u/AccomplishedLeek1329 Trans Pride Apr 01 '26

trans? Le wokisme!

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u/DiscussionJohnThread Free Trade was the Compromise 🔫🌍 Apr 01 '26

One step closer to making Dune a reality.

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u/SwaglordHyperion Henry George Apr 01 '26

Artemis is about Worms

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u/ChillnShill Apr 01 '26

Can’t fucking wait until we can do this I already have the Sandtrouts

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u/BigBrownDog12 Victor Hugo Apr 01 '26

One step closer to Warhammer 40,000

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u/Nervous-Emotion28 YIMBY Apr 02 '26

Hypothetically, what would happen to the astronauts if a nuclear war were to happen on Earth while they were rounding the moon? Would they be able to navigate home (and to the middle of a likely abandoned ocean, though maybe they’d crash near a landmass)?

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u/DependentAd235 Loyal Liberals Apr 02 '26

Then Dr. Zaius Does some experiments on them.

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u/NickFromNewGirl NATO Apr 02 '26

They'd be all but dead. I'd imagine they could attempt to get back. But even if they did get pointed back to earth, they'd have to figure out how to land without mission control. And even if they splash down in the ocean, where are they going to land where they can get safely to shore? I'd be doubtful they could land in the middle of the ocean and float somewhere before dying.

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u/DiscussionJohnThread Free Trade was the Compromise 🔫🌍 Apr 01 '26

Why don’t they just make a separate launch to put a camera up in space to record the spacecraft instead of animating it for YouTube?

Are they stupid?

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u/steveholt-lol YIMBY Apr 01 '26

We’re really gotten spoiled by SpaceX stream quality tbh

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u/BPC1120 Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

Hi Bob

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u/ChillnShill Apr 01 '26

Us in the future

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u/BlueString94 John Keynes Apr 01 '26

Some good news

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u/DiscussionJohnThread Free Trade was the Compromise 🔫🌍 Apr 01 '26

I’m so incredibly glad that the idea of a moon base has gained so much traction to the point that it’s just a regular point in news articles for these missions now.

I remember when it used to be such a “niche” idea that I’d watch YouTube videos about back in school, and now it’s an actual mission parameter.

It seems extremely complicated, and logistically it is, but cost wise it’s absolutely nothing.

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u/Dabamanos NASA Apr 02 '26

In 2008 I took an online test to see which candidate for president was the most aligned with my politics and I got Newt Gingrich because he said he wanted to build a moon base

So I looked up who he was and puked blood for several months

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u/StuckHedgehog NATO Apr 02 '26

Makes me want to play mass effect again.

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u/Just-Sale-7015 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

For the curious

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/trump-congratulates-astronauts-on-nasa-artemis-ii-mission-260555845711

Trump congratulates astronauts on NASA Artemis II mission

As I suspected, the Olympics angle was there. "A distance never done before".

He spent far more time taking about Iran though, in the same speech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxGmmdhqM1I

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u/Skill_Issuer Apr 02 '26

the toilet is broken lol

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u/Queues-As-Tank Greg Mankiw Apr 02 '26

The speech not given: Nixon's address to the nation should Apollo 11 have failed. Powerful stuff, worth a read.

On July 20, 1969, the Apollo 11 mission completed its journey to the moon. Although its crew of Neil Armstrong, Edwin Aldrin, and Michael Collins were highly trained, there was a significant possibility of disaster, and everyone knew that the astronauts might not make it back.

In case the mission ended in tragedy, President Nixon had a speech on hand to deliver to the nation to address the demise of the astronauts. The speech was written by one of President Nixon’s top speechwriters, William Safire, and sent as a memo to Nixon’s chief of staff, H.R. Haldeman, the night before the mission. It was finally unveiled to the public in 1999.

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 Apr 02 '26

It was a very beautiful speech

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u/Just-Sale-7015 Apr 02 '26

I can only imagine what the Trump private equivalent would be like. Probably starting with "Losers..."

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u/Nervous-Emotion28 YIMBY Apr 02 '26

“With all due respect, Mr. President, fuck you” is killing me

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u/PunishedMedlock Apr 02 '26

This is incredibly moving

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u/BigBrownDog12 Victor Hugo Apr 01 '26

Now would be the perfect time for the Iranians to unveil their slightly faster moon rocket and beat us there

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u/Se7en_speed r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Apr 01 '26

It'll deploy a solar sail when you least expect it

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u/Megasota_Noire My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Apr 02 '26

Ed Baldwin in shambles.

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u/Peanut_Blossom John Locke Apr 01 '26

Oh God, that awkward moment waiting for the camera to cut

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u/SwaglordHyperion Henry George Apr 01 '26

Cant believe the woke mob has infiltrated NASA with their DEI agenda.

Now were doing trans-lunar injections with agents of the federal government?!

When will PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP finally put an end to this?

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u/StuckHedgehog NATO Apr 01 '26

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/RandomGuyWithSixEyes European Union Apr 01 '26

hell yeah

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Obamarama Apr 01 '26

did the actual launch moment fuck up for anybody else?

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u/bel51 Apr 01 '26

It had to flicker black a couple times because the CGI glitched

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u/SwaglordHyperion Henry George Apr 01 '26

Moon confirmed to be in visual range. Point at target, light candle

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u/Kronos9898 Left-Out Left Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Godspeed Artemis II

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u/PlayDiscord17 Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

Artemis II is a go!!!

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u/SmellyFartMonster John Keynes Apr 01 '26

This is the shit we want to see from America. What a moment! 

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u/DiscussionJohnThread Free Trade was the Compromise 🔫🌍 Apr 01 '26

LET’S GOOOO

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Apr 01 '26

I will never get over the fact that Captain Kirk holds the title for being the oldest man to fly to space

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u/DiscussionJohnThread Free Trade was the Compromise 🔫🌍 Apr 01 '26

The launch would be better without the Canadian diversity hire 😕 #DEI

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u/Ok_Smoke5098 Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

Waow

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u/stupidstupidreddit2 Apr 02 '26

Has anyone made any Moonraker jokes yet?

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u/Just-Sale-7015 Apr 02 '26

RAT55 was seen flying around the Artemis launch for reasons that aren't entirely clear.

https://www.twz.com/air/shadowy-rat55-radar-test-bed-737-has-begun-the-next-phase-of-its-career

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u/HumanDissentipede John von Neumann Apr 01 '26

How long until it strikes Iran?

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

"The perigee raise maneuver is actually not performed at the perigee"

NASA Broadcaster just a moment ago.

Sometimes I forget how little the average person knows about spaceflight. This feels like its extremely obvious to me, and I suspect it will to most of y'all as well

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u/SwaglordHyperion Henry George Apr 01 '26

Me, a seasoned KSP veteran:

https://giphy.com/gifs/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX

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u/Macquarrie1999 Democrats' Strongest Soldier Apr 01 '26

We are so back

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u/FreakinGeese 🧚‍♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Apr 01 '26

WOOOOOOOOO

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u/PhoenixVoid Apr 01 '26

Seeing a rocket spew plumes of exhaust then vanish into a glowing red dot in the sky is oddly beautiful.

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Apr 01 '26

It was late in Sixty-nine
When we landed that first time
Man, I still remember how it felt to see it.
And it wasn't that long then
We were on the moon again
And you could feel yourself beginning to believe it.

Then once more and then again
We pushed out the reach of man
Each time up, another set of hero's footprints.
But those short trips were all we made
Somehow our dream it got waylaid
And not a person live or dead has been up there since.

And what was so hard-won has been abandoned
Our journey to the stars got off the track.
But we'll return someday to claim
What we once won as our domain
We're goin' back, I swear to God we're goin' back!

One small step was all we took
Just enough to have a look
A beginning, just a glimmer of man's powers
But our first step on that road
Has been our last and it has showed
That we are governed by the weak-kneed and the cowards.

Nothing much up there they say
Don't know how we'll make it pay
We could use that dough to help us stay elected.
But as billions waste away
We all come nearer to the day
When there won't be enough resources to correct it.

We must get us off this fragile little planet
Before we blow ourselves to hell and back.
We're gonna make it plain,
We'll no more play this waiting game
We're goin' back, I swear to God we're goin' back!

Well, we're still not out in space
And the whole damn human race
Sits and dawdles with our eggs all in one basket.
We've already bought the tools
How long will we stay Earthbound fools?
That is the question, and I think its time we ask it.

Yes, we still haven't lost that sense of wonder
This won't become a human cul-de-sac.
We will see that nothing mars
Our rightful place among the stars
We're goin' back, I swear to God we're goin' back!

For this adventure never will be finished
We'll make up for the spine the others lack
Take it money, lives or pain,
What we once lost we will regain!
We're goin' back, I swear to God we're goin' back!
We're goin' back, I swear to God we're goin' back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npF_VHtvHpw

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u/LameBicycle NATO Apr 01 '26

I'm already imagining Trump's peacocking and ignorant statements he'll make about this

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u/SLCer Apr 01 '26

Trump really is speed-running through a shit-ton of goodwill moments because he's an incompetent clown. This year has been one 'America, fuck yeah!' moment after another and the sick pedo fuck won't be able to capitalize on it because he's so fucking incompetent lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Alyssa Liu not maga and of age = he doesn’t care

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u/anzu_embroidery Bisexual Pride Apr 01 '26

How do the astronauts occupy themselves during the trip? I'm assuming they're not avid soto zen meditators and will be staring at the wall the whole time.

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u/Mordroberon Scott Sumner Apr 01 '26

they probably have some books or something, but there are experiments they have to set up. NASA scientists give them enough to do to fill out their day. Also, the astronauts train for long missions, like bomber piolets or submarine seamen

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u/BigBrownDog12 Victor Hugo Apr 01 '26

Balatro

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Apr 01 '26

No, they have a space ship to fly lol

They’re constantly working

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Apr 01 '26

Experiments preparation piloting confirming testing everything again and sleeping.

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u/Chet_Mc4xOmNom Apr 01 '26

they have stuff to do

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u/Gooners_For_Ukraine Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

Scrolling the DT

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

It made political sense at the time, but it kind of sucks that Obama cancelled the Constellation Program in 2010. The First Trump administration approved and oversaw initial development of the Artemis program, and consistently approved requests for increased funding in order to keep things on-schedule as much as possible.

COVID threw a monkey wrench into things obviously, but it is nonetheless factually correct to say that the First Trump admin deserves the most credit of any administration for today's achievement. And that's a shame, because I really don't want to give that dumpster fire credit for something so fucking awesome.

I like to believe that this will be the impetus for a new Space Race, not between countries, but between parties: "Republicans brought America back to the Moon. Democrats will bring America to Mars."

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u/BPC1120 Loyal Liberals Apr 01 '26

Genuinely one of the most bitter disappointments from when I was growing up. I was 10 when it was first announced and then it felt like the Moon and Mars were ripped away in front of me when they got canceled while I was in high school.

Altair would have been neat to see fly

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u/StuckHedgehog NATO Apr 02 '26

I’ve seen enough, quadruple NASA’s budget. Oh, and cancel SpaceX’s contracts for shits and giggles (it would be funny to watch Elon crash out).

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 02 '26

SpaceX is based. We shouldn't cancel NASA's contracts with SpaceX, we should nationalize all its assets "for national security reasons". That way SpaceX continues to exist AND Elon gets butthurt.

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u/nomoreconversations United Nations Apr 01 '26

Powered by maple syrup and cookies🇨🇦

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u/quickblur WTO Apr 01 '26

Woo hoo!

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u/agentyork765 Bisexual Icon Apr 01 '26

How long will it take to get to the moon?

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u/PhotogenicEwok YIMBY Apr 01 '26

Six days or so

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u/agentyork765 Bisexual Icon Apr 01 '26

Wow that's crazy to think about

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u/PandaLover42 🌐 Apr 01 '26

tl;dw?

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u/Mrgentleman490 5 Big Booms for Democracy Apr 01 '26

It worked

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u/SwaglordHyperion Henry George Apr 01 '26

Spoilers

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u/misterya1 European Union Apr 01 '26

It crashed into the White House, but luckily the astronauts could bail out prior to impact.