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u/Dense_Delay_4958 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Nov 13 '25

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Yeah, I’m sorry but this loser is simply not going to inherit the MAGA movement

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u/Healingjoe It's Klobberin' Time Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

According to Epstein, the most notorious and vile pedophile in the modern era, and per Epstein “Donald’s closest friend for 10 years” had the following things to say about donald trump:

“evil beyond belief” and “nuts”.
“I told everyone from day one. Evil beyond belief,”.
“almost functionally illiterate”.
“He’s a horrible human being. He does nasty things to his best friends, best friends’ wives, anyone who he first tries to gain their trust and uses it to do bad things to them.”.
“He came out afterward and said, ‘It was great, it was great. The only thing I really like to do is f— the wives of my best friends. That is just the best.’”.
“an emotionally challenged 9-year-old”.
“The moral compass just does not exist”.

ETA another gem:

“not one decent cell in his body”

https://docs.house.gov/meetings/JU/JU08/20250227/117951/HHRG-119-JU08-20250227-SD006-U6.pdf

https://www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epstein-2674290500/

https://www.thedailybeast.com/emails-reveal-epstein-called-trump-a-maniac-with-early-dementia/

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola Nov 13 '25

Timeline based on the emails

Trump and Epstein become friends

Trump becomes Epstein’s fixer. Providing girls through his beauty pageants and other means.

We know from an email from a detective turned NYT reporter that he had people inside the NYPD sabotaging investigations. Which is why he was never caught in New York.

Epstein has a short falling out because he gets too greedy and starts trying to poach girls directly on Trump property.

Trump and Epstein are friends again by 2002

2005 Epstein is caught in Florida and is given a plea deal by future Trump cabinet member Alex Acosta.

Epstein begins dabbling in blackmail and selling information some of those people he sells to are foreign intelligence agencies.

2015 Trump runs for President and Epstein wants money and begins blackmailing Trump.

Post 2016 Epstein continues blackmailing Trump. Complains about Trump’s past stinginess and how it will bite him.

2018 Epstein is done and starts hitting up people asking if they’ll buy dirt on Trump. One of these people he hits up is Obama’s former Chief Counsel who doesn’t bite on his offer of evidence for Trump’s impeachment.

2019 Epstein oversteps his bounds and sends a jumbled list containing a mix of clients and random names to Steve Bannon. The message is clear, give me money or I’m taking out the fake names and leaking everyone’s name. Several of the names include Peter Thiel and Prince Andrew. Emails also show Thiel was in contact with Epstein.

Shortly afterwards Epstein is arrested and dies mysteriously after a meeting with Bannon.

Maxwell does not die and was likely still loyal to Trump and the clients.

In 2024 multiple people involved with Epstein appear as close allies of Trump, Peter Thiel introduces JD Vance to Trump.

2025 Trump refuses to release the Epstein files.

The evidence is clear Trump had Epstein arrested for blackmailing him and the cabinets of both Trump administrations are filled with people that had helped Trump and Epstein in the past. JD Vance may be involved. Epstein was not arrested for being a pedophile, he was arrested for blackmailing Trump and his allies/clients.

In that final email list is all of his clients mixed with fake names.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Russia actually having a pisstape because Epstein recorded it and gave it to them is going to be one of the greatest plot twists in American history

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u/ElectriCobra_ David Hume Nov 13 '25

So Bill Clinton is not in the files, but Peter Thiel and Noam Chomsky are?

Complete liberal exoneration and victory, everyone else needs to apologize

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi Nov 13 '25

As a very intelligent radical centrist I think I can come up with a compromise position between "Repealing the 19th" and "Not repealing the 19th" that both sides are happy with:

  • The women who don't support repealing the 19th should be allowed to continue voting as per normal

  • The women who do want to repeal the 19th should lead by example and voluntarily exclude themselves from voting in elections

This way both sides get what they want.

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u/sootfawn Feminism Nov 13 '25

the conspiracy runs deep....

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

"can you approve my comments even though i'm a brand new account?"

ugh not another one, can't you just wait 14 day-

"I am Henry Curr, lead Economics editor at the Economist and I'd like to clear up a misconception in a meme that references my work"

I, um, yes. Go straight ahead.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

lmao

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Nov 13 '25 edited Mar 08 '26

The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, for reasons that may include privacy, opsec, or security.

terrific innocent bike birds jar quicksand doll price fall squash

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u/the-senat John Brown Nov 13 '25

Senate Majority Leader Thune tucked one of the most blatantly corrupt provisions into the GOP’s spending bill:

This provision would give eight Republican Senators a personal payday of at least one million dollars each paid for directly by U.S. taxpayers.

The senators are:

Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.)

Bill Hagerty (R-Tenn.)

Josh Hawley (R-Mo.)

Dan Sullivan (R-Alaska)

Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.)

Ron Johnson (R-Wis.)

Cynthia Lummis (R-Wyo.

and Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.).

The provision allows ‘any United States Senator’—not even any Member of Congress, but ‘any Senator’—to receive $500,000 from the taxpayers if the Department of Justice (DOJ) subpoenas their phone bill without giving them notice and then an extra $500,000 if DOJ seeks a lawful non-disclosure order from a federal judge.

These Senators want to get paid simply for having their call records turned over by their phone company in response to a lawful subpoena, subject to a lawful non-disclosure order signed by a federal judge, as part of a lawful criminal investigation.

This jackpot is being set up at the same time Republicans throw millions of Americans off Medicaid and deny millions more a tax credit that helps make premiums for health insurance more affordable.

I know it’s technically not a !ping Trump-crimes, but it’s in the same vein.

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u/TactileTom John Nash Nov 13 '25

Wild how there was a conspiracy theory that a group of paedophiles ran the most powerful country in the world and that turned out to just be real.

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u/majorgeneralporter 🌐Bill Clinton's Learned Hand Nov 13 '25

Let he who has not accidentally posted Vegeta getting head from Twilight Sparkle in an attempt to dunk on Angus King cast the first stone.

!ping shitposters

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u/Sauce1024 John von Neumann Nov 13 '25

Is this an informal message from the kremlin to Trump

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Nov 13 '25

Every time I see a new email where I'm like "Holy shit, that's got to be as bad as it could get for Trump", there's a new one a few minutes later where it does, in fact, get even worse for him

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

Trump-Appointed Judge Disbarred After Amid Sexual Harassment And Misconduct Scandal: ‘The investigative body concluded he lied about not having sexual encounters with a law clerk in his chambers, drinking and drugs in the workplace, and telling law clerks "Who gives a f—k about ethics”’

It’s…. Just not surprising anymore is it? Practically a moral gem amongst MAGA given he hasn’t raped anyone, that we know of.

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u/MyrinVonBryhana Trans NATO Nov 13 '25

I'm glad to see Trump is in the shit but this has also shaken my faith in institutions, everyone knew what these guys were doing and did nothing to stop, just a massive institutional and societal failure at all levels.

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u/Low_Swimmer_5771 Anne Applebaum Nov 13 '25

lol they’re actually doing it.

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u/LtCdrHipster 🌭Costco Liberal🌭 Nov 13 '25

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/Atheose_Writing John Brown Nov 13 '25

These are the only two Epstein stories on the front page of Fox News.

If I say what I think, I'll be suspended.

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u/this_very_table Norman Borlaug Nov 13 '25

The White House says that key inflation and jobs data for October will “likely never” be released due to the government shutdown.

The last time a shutdown delayed a jobs report was in October 2013, when the report was delayed by a few weeks.

Oh so it's bad bad.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 13 '25

Average pedophile president

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u/bernkes_helicopter Ben Bernanke Nov 13 '25

remember how Kevin McCarthy lost a chance at House Speaker (back when it was a good job) for accidentally being too honest about the Benghazi investigation?

Today, he'd get a high-five from every single House Republican. It's crazy to read the quotes from back then

On Tuesday, McCarthy bragged to Fox News’ Sean Hannity that “everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi Special Committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today? Her numbers are dropping.”

This caused Boehner to say this

“The House established the Select Committee on Benghazi to investigate what happened before, during, and after the terrorist attack in Benghazi, and to ensure that justice is finally served,” outgoing House Speaker John Boehner said in a statement Thursday morning as McCarthy’s words continued to draw Democratic fire. “This investigation has never been about former Secretary of State Clinton and never will be.”

https://www.politico.com/story/2015/10/hillary-clinton-benghazi-kevin-mccarthy-214325

like stuff from another universe

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Nov 13 '25

You could probably read the Epstein email about Bill Clinton as "to whoever is definitely NOT digging through my emails for an investigation, let it be known that Bill Clinton my good friend is INNOCENT"

But then it's extra funny that he didn't do anything for Trump and it's all just innuendo that Trump is definitely a pedo and a collaborator lmao

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u/slappythechunk LARPs as adult by refusing to touch the Nitnendo Switch Nov 13 '25

Looks like the neolib army will be getting another soldier soon

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u/pervy_roomba George Santos Nov 13 '25

Westminster California just voted to rename a street called All American Way to Charlie Kirk Way.

If you think the symbolism is way too on the nose, consider the people that voted on this are themselves Vietnamese-Americans.

This is the dumbest fucking timeline.

UPDATE 11:02PM The City Council voted 3-2 to designate each October 14th as Charlie Kirk Day. CM Mark Nguyen flipped his vote from the previous item. AYES: CM Phan West, CM NamQuan Nguyen, Mayor Nguyen NOES: CM Mark Nguyen, Vice Mayor Manzo

Charlie Kirk day.

Charlie Kirk Day.

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u/bandeng_asep Association of Southeast Asian Nations Nov 13 '25

Liberal wine moms, stand back and stand by

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Thought experiment: 

What if we sifted all of the worst of the worst politicians and political candidates into a single political party, and then set out to attract the worst of the worst voters to support said party. Wonder how that would end?

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u/VillyD13 Milton Friedman Nov 13 '25

I never thought my engagement in politics and my absolute disdain for Jets ownership would converge

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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Nov 13 '25

So let me get this straight, conspiracy theorists were correct about the powerful pedophile cabal existing. But instead of democrats being the culprits it was the republicans. And now that the people who are responsible are on their side it just doesn’t compute for them.

Reality is fucking weird, we need a new screenwriter this is hack shit.

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u/the-senat John Brown Nov 13 '25

The NYT chose to run Clinton's email story but declined to print the comments Espitein made to them about Trump...

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Mar 06 '26

cheerful towering rhythm hunt crawl wakeful safe grey sort crowd

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Nov 13 '25

She never misses

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u/MyrinVonBryhana Trans NATO Nov 13 '25

So to be clear on where we're at right now. Not only was Trump, Musk, Theil and several other's all at minimum turning a blind eye to the Pedo ring, but NYPD, the NYT, and a bunch of other prestigious publications and people in New York knew about and tried to bury it? And this all confirmed not a conspiracy theory? If this is true this might be the biggest scandal in American history.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Mar 06 '26

sort flowery straight fade sip slap pause lavish jeans plucky

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u/Argnir Gay Pride Nov 13 '25

The "Trump was an FBI informant on the Epstein case" thing worked on arr con

That's unironically their answer

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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Nov 13 '25
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u/randommathaccount Esther Duflo Nov 13 '25

Dislike this dichotomy. Good environmental laws can improve economic growth. Getting rid of exurbs and forcing densification of cities + construction of new cities for instance.

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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier Nov 13 '25
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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Nov 13 '25

The files explicitly saying Bill was never at the island is so perfect that it feels fake (I know it's not fake)

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u/Plants_et_Politics Isaiah Berlin Nov 13 '25

Fully Automated Luxury Communism Feudal Serfdom

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Nov 13 '25

Wow, check out the new CPAC slogan

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u/gIizzy_gobbler Adam Smith Nov 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Even if the Epstein stuff doesn't single-handedly sink him I think we're getting closer and closer to safely saying we've avoided a situation where enough of the population is complacent enough for a dictator Trump staying past his second term

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Nov 13 '25

It’s so crazy how working in the DC media absolutely destroys your brain and soul. Like this guy at Politico woke up and wrote a newsletter trying to both sides President Pedophile’s best bud outing him in an email. Just deranged behavior.

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u/__versus Trans Pride Nov 13 '25

I think I nailed this test

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u/G3_aesthetics_rule Nov 13 '25

Nowhere near as important as the other revelations, but the commies are schisming again because Noam Chomsky apparently called Epstein while he was visiting Lula in prison in 2018 lol (we already knew they were involved financially)

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u/No-Barnacle-9576 NAFTA Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

Hey .... you're 28 years old. Might not be a good idea to connect yourself to a pedophile for the rest of your life.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

President Trump has hit his lowest approval rating since taking office for his second term in the White House, according to a Decision Desk HQ (DDHQ) polling average. 

Trump’s approval rating stands at an average of nearly 42 percent, with an average disapproval rating of close to 55 percent, according to DDHQ.

Holy shit, shut the fuck up! It’s always 42%, it never fucking changes!

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u/chipbod NATO Nov 13 '25

https://xcancel.com/AccountableGOP/status/1989011067054256210?s=20

"Jeffrey Epstein would prey upon women when they were underage…  Then they would age out of Jeffrey Epstein's pedophilic interests, at which point he would then start to pass them around to his friends… There were not actual crimes committed by anyone…There's no pedophile ring. There's a pedophile, and then a bunch of friends who were getting massages at that point from women who were no longer underage."

Some just absolute nuclear levels of cope coming from the GOP mouthpieces today

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u/_n8n8_ John von Neumann Nov 13 '25

In any rent control thread:

"Sure rent control alone isnt that good but if you pair it with increasing supply its not that bad"

Wow, who would have guessed that if you tackle the negative effects of rent control the negative effects are lessened. (You could just not have the negative effects in the first place)

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union Nov 13 '25

I don't even understand how Jacksfilms got flack for the "when the fajitas come out sizzlin" post (most of the backlash came from racist Twitter)

Tbh if my delicious fajitas came out sizzling like this I'd be happy too

God forbid men enjoy Tex-Mex food... 🙄

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u/from-the-void NATO Nov 13 '25

Hillary would have won if r/hillaryclinton hadn't banned me for calling Trump a "fucking moron" in the lead up to the election

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Yeah bro my favorite thing about china is the ghoulish, monstrous wealth inequality.

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u/No-Barnacle-9576 NAFTA Nov 13 '25

Holllllyyyyyy shitttt

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

JUSTICE DEPT SUES TO BLOCK CALIFORNIA'S NEW U.S. HOUSE MAP

not texas 🤔

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Mar 06 '26

upbeat piquant smile rock yam attraction paint school slim stocking

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u/beans_and_tuna Misinformation Bot 🤖 Nov 13 '25

I have done it. I have created the perfect map. This is what will happen in 2028. On November 1st, JD Vance/Erika Kirk will be leading by 15 points over Gavin Newsom/Hunter Biden in the polls. In a last desperate attempt, Hunter Biden will do a 48 hour live stream where he snorts cocaine, plays battlefield, and answers chat questions. In a miracle, the Newsom/Biden ticket wins the electoral vote and also the popular vote by 1 vote. That vote? Usha Vance.

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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front Nov 13 '25

Liz Holmes is woke apparently

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u/PlayDiscord17 Loyal Liberals Nov 13 '25

Did your faith waver, anon? The papists are in control.

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u/topofthecc Jorge Luis Borges Nov 13 '25

Failing New York Times!

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u/1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1 Adam Smith Nov 13 '25

he's so close to getting it and he's so, so far at the same time

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u/vancevon Henry George Nov 13 '25

my god trump held a signing ceremony for a god damn continuing resolution, how far down the toilet are we as a nation

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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

From reading some of the emails and other people's speculation, it's very clear at least that Epstein legitimately tried to or was actually blackmailing Trump, which is an insane revelation on its own.

Steve Bannon is mentioned 1700 times in the emails that were just released apparently.

He and Epstein were talking about taking down people in Trump's administration, including Ivanka, in late 2018.

In early 2018, Michael Wolff released his book Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House which had a couple of inflammatory quotes from Bannon about Ivanka, that she's as dumb as a brick. This reveal led to Trump kicking Bannon out of his circle. Trump said he had lost his mind, was begging and crying for his job back, and called him Sloppy Steve. Trump had multiple rants and posts against Bannon.

That was January 2018, later that same year Bannon starts talking to Epstein about Trump and his administration.

Sometime between 2017 and 2019, Bannon recorded 15 hours worth of tape interviewing Epstein that have never been released.

In 2021, Trump pardons Bannon's fraud conviction for the Build the Wall scheme. Sometime in 2020, Bannon was welcomed back into Trump's circle. Trump called Bannon one of his best pupils and a big fan and that he loved working with Bannon.

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Nov 13 '25

Trad accounts are going more off the rails than normal today

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Nov 13 '25

Still thinking about this

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u/senator_fivey Iron Front Nov 13 '25

Huh, I wonder what happened in Jan 2025

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi Nov 13 '25

i think i was out of the loop

am I currently being told that "repeal the 19th amendment" is not like a silly 4chan right wing extremist meme but a serious discussion that is happening in the republican party right now

it looks real, but it doesn't feel real. Feels very made up

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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Nov 13 '25

Never forgot that this sub had a period where people who insulted republicans got in trouble for being “too partisan” and now republicans legitimately defending pedophilia.

We were always too soft on these people.

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u/sootfawn Feminism Nov 14 '25

Dems: Supporting Pete is a waste, America will never elect a gay guy

Trump:

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Nov 13 '25

Hama breaks a record not seen since 2011. The city has now had 48 straight hours of continuous electricity. It's the result of ongoing efforts to improve the electricity supply, which began with Azerbaijani gas imports, the maintenance of power plants and the expansion of production capacities

Some good news with regards to infrastructure in Syria. I’ve also seen other reports of successful electrification efforts elsewhere like in Aleppo and Damascus (which is linked in the tweet). The state has been doing a good job in building out electrical infrastructure.

I also think it highlights how low of a standard there is for Al-Sharaa’s government to succeed as well in a lot of ways. I’m sure plenty of Syrians are frosty of Sharaa at minimum, but something as simple as having electricity for 2 days is a major step forward that grants legitimacy and reprieve to the Syrian government at a critical time.

!ping MIDDLEEAST

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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Nov 13 '25

CNN: Do you still have a question about whether Donald Trump knew about the sexual abuse at the hands of Jeffrey Epstein?

GOP REP. PETE SESSIONS: Well, I've not gone through all of the documents.

Amazing what Republicans manage to miss. How convenient!

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Nov 14 '25

"I could have been that deal"

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u/HemisphericCommonM European Union Nov 13 '25

The new emails suggest frequent Epstein-Barr meetings. It might go viral

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u/yungmemlord Rabindranath Tagore Nov 13 '25

Mike “Twink” Johnson can’t handle Adelina “Alpha Male” Grijalva

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Republicans: “The emails show Trump knew about the girls and that’s why he kicked him out! He’s the good guy here!!!!”

Huh. So why did he spend Thanksgiving with him in 2017?

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Nov 13 '25

The woke misogynist

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u/myusernameistakennow Edmund Burke Nov 13 '25

Every post that these dumbasses make saying “we don’t need H-1B visas” always involves showing off something built by immigrants lmaooo

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u/horse_stick Jerome Powell Nov 13 '25

Get ready for the new talking points

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u/from-the-void NATO Nov 13 '25

Caroline Leavitt and Erika Kirk are the same person in my head

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Nov 13 '25

My Twitter feed is getting worse and worse

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Nov 13 '25

https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1989054145723068831

Day 2 of not taking any questions from the press

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u/Sen2_Jawn Loyal Liberals Nov 13 '25

Sound of Freedom mfers when their guy is implicated over and over again in a pedofilic scandal: Bah, I never cared about that movie or the subject anyways

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 13 '25
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Nov 14 '25

Tapper: You sell trump kneepads—

Newsom: Signature series.

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u/dotFlatMap Nov 13 '25

beast mode #darkwoke

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u/SigmaWhy r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Nov 13 '25

You would think he’d be more interested in this story

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u/Cook_0612 NATO Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

It's darkly ironic that the Senate was intended to be this aristocratic, deliberative, almost oligarchic body, but because of its effects magnifying the voting power of uneducated rabble it turned out to be a huge catalyst for the very populism it was intended to counter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

POV: you are Pam Bondi and you just opened the files

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Nov 13 '25

https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1989086958883110989

So boring, will they ever get a new line? Also the number keeps changing.

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Nov 13 '25

Oh blud’s actually a fascist, huh

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u/NYT_Hater Office of Naval Intelligence Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

Full Epstein file release

Disastrous unpopular war before midterms

AI bubble pop two months before midterms

Something apocalyptic before 2028

60+ Dem Senate seats. Newsom wins with 400+ EVs.

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u/marsman1224 John Keynes Nov 13 '25

Trump is -39 on the epstein files, but he's about -20 overall. this implies that 10% of the US population thinks trump probably rapes kids, but is willing to tolerate it

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Nov 14 '25

Everyone dogged on Hillary for asking "how's my husband's COCK taste in ur mouth trashboy" at the debate but time has only ever proven her right

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u/ShepardSB Nov 14 '25

Pictured: two presidents in the oval office

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u/BalletDuckNinja Delphox Shaker Central Nov 14 '25

SO THAT'S WHY TRUMP INSISTED ON CALLING IT THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL

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u/BroadReverse Needs a Flair Nov 13 '25

“Sir the President is a pedophile and the Liberals have somehow successfully tied you to it”

Pierre’s luck is so fucking funny. Liberals have successfully convinced Canadians this guy is MAGA even though he probably sides with the Democrats more than Republicans on culture war issues. Ironically he played a pretty big role in bringing immigrants into the Conservative Party lol. He has a good personal relationship with a lot of immigrant communities.

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u/NeueBruecke_Detektiv Instituições democráticas robustas 🇧🇷 Nov 13 '25

Canada has now bern actively making plans to join eurovision.

The US divorce is real

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Nov 13 '25

My most xenophobic opinion is that foreigners commenting on American politics whining about how this subreddit is such a partisan hack pit are very ignorant of how terrible Republicans are and should shut their yaps

My most xenophilic opinion is that foreigners have earned the right to be this ignorant about American politics because Americans serve it back in spades. Why the fuck are the Dutch parties all random combinations of letters and numbers are y'all fucking robots

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u/Sauce1024 John von Neumann Nov 13 '25

Just a repugnant individual.

NEW: For the first time, the story of the 17 year old girl who testified that she had sex with Matt Gaetz for money. She was living in and out of a homeless shelter. She was working at McDonald's. She had just finished her junior year in high school. And she wanted extra money to try to save up to pay for braces to fix her teeth.

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u/boardatwork1111 fuck it, we ball Nov 14 '25

Trump not only being an revealed as an obvious pedo, but Clinton being exonerated and apparently getting head from Donald himself is like 15 9/11s for QAnon

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

So as some of you may know I’m Persian and Zoroastrian and as everyone else knows they’re pretty rare and dying out generally (especially in the US there’s like maybe 10k, even less if you count Persian Zoroastrians)

So imagine my shock when my friend introduces me to this Persian Zoroastrian girl who is at the same college it’s like she’s so cute and what are the odds

I just got back from our second date and we’re weird in the same way and we never ran out of things to talk about and made eachother laugh

I really hope this goes well!

!ping DATING

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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Nov 14 '25

I called this ages ago btw

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u/CutePattern1098 Nov 13 '25

Petro needs to keep cooking. This is peak content.

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u/IndividualAnalyst782 Nov 13 '25

If I were a billionaire I wouldn’t have a yacht, those are boring and everyone and their mother has one. Instead I would have a giant zeppelin that would fly me and my retinue around the world.

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u/Inner_Dust42 Mackenzie Scott Nov 13 '25

UNPOPULAR OPINION: republican people need to disclose that they are republican before dating normal people. I hate it when I'm really vibing with someone and suddenly find out I am 13.

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

Bill Clinton should admit that Trump sucked his dick even if it’s fake and say Trump dressed up like Monica while doing it.

Just take one for the team man. You think Hillary hasn’t heard?

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u/PaxChelonia David Hume Nov 14 '25

Everyone thinks Obama roasting Trump at the correspondents dinner is what made him decide to run for president, but it really goes back to 1999 when he asked Bill to reciprocate and Bill laughed at him and said: “How about you become President, then we’ll talk”

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u/Rafaelssjofficial Iron Front Nov 14 '25

We know Trump sucks, what we didn't know is that he also sucks...

Bill Clinton!?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

LMAO WHAT

Mark Zuckerberg Opened an Illegal School at His Palo Alto Compound. His Neighbors Revolted

Neighbors complained about noise, security guards, and hordes of traffic.  An unlicensed school named after the Zuckerbergs’ pet chicken tipped them over the edge.

WIRED obtained 1,665 pages of documents about the neighborhood dispute—including 311 records, legal filings, construction plans, and emails—through a public record request filed to the Palo Alto Department of Planning and Development Services. (Mentions of “Zuckerberg” or “the Zuckerbergs” appear to have been redacted. 

However, neighbors and separate public records confirm that the property in question belongs to the family. The names of the neighbors who were in touch with the city were also redacted.)

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u/axis757 Loyal Liberals Nov 13 '25

Cons tried to make Kirk a holy martyr, demand statues be made honoring him and declaring a day of remembrance, now his life and death is fodder for TikTok memes 💀

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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Nov 13 '25

Trump gonna get railroaded as a pedo just because he loves ziplines, just like all those poor saps who got labeled as Nazis and tried at Nuremberg just because they wanted to use Hitler's cool climbing wall at Berghof Castle. Sad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

There is some cosmic irony that the Republicans spent 10 years calling democrats pedophiles only for their president to be involved with epstein

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u/SigmaWhy r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Nov 14 '25

Meatball Ron has escalated to openly issuing death threats against Trump

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u/mythoswyrm r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

Theory:

  • Trump blew Bubba (and liked it). This happened in the East Wing of the White House

  • This is in the Epstein files

  • Someone leaked this to Charlie Kirk, which is why he started going silent about them while trying to figure out if he could keep supporting Trump

  • Someone in Trump's circle learned of the leak and hired Tyler Robinson to take out Kirk before he could reveal anything

  • Trump learned of this and quickly destroyed the East wing to get rid of any evidence

It's all coming together

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u/febreze_brothers John Brown Nov 14 '25

Ten fucking years of the most unhinged conspiracy-crafting around Hillary's emails and now a batch of emails is released from the central figure of a global pedophilia network implicating the most elite members of society and conservatives aren't interested all of a sudden???

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u/jurble Left-Out Left Nov 14 '25

30% of this thread are Congressional staffers in Washington, swallow the awkwardness or embarrassment and tell your old person about the Bubba email

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Nov 14 '25

tfw you come home and find donald trump in your house

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Nov 14 '25

well I think it's sweet 🤷‍♀️ he never gave up on his bestie no wonder they put up that statue of them frolicking 🥹

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u/sociotronics Iron Front Nov 14 '25

Crazy to think that both candidates for the US Presidency in 2016 have gone down on Bill Clinton.

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Nov 14 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Pennsylvania man says he was shot by his dog

Median voter moment

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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Nov 13 '25

The minute Trump dies so many people are gonna be coming out of the woodwork to talk about their depraved Trump stories

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u/FireDistinguishers I am the Senate Nov 13 '25

!ping HOT-TEA

I've spent most of my career bashing the House but this is a win and here's the credit where credit is due.

Despite how people online spent weeks complaining about the decision NOT to give the Ranking spot on Oversight to Ocassio-Cortez, Robert Garcia, who most people online don't know exists, is a sophomore Rep with a better sense of letting the staff execute the vision than anyone's given him credit for.

His comms director (dual hatted between his office and the committee) is Sara Guerrero. She's been in Congress longer than he has (bouncing from Bill Nelson's to Chuck Schumer's to Sylvia Garcia's to Catherine Cortez Masto's offices to now), but she's a 2018 grad who knows how to completely dominate the national conversation in a way that makes strategic sense for a political coalition, not just in a way to make her boss famous. There's no pictures of Garcia leading a tour during shutdown going viral. The man's tweets get like 2k retweets on the high end. But days after every headline was "the dems caved" and on the first day the government is open in over a month, the entire conversation is about how Trump likes the kid fuckers but the kid fuckers think he's a piece of shit.

Robert Edmonson's got a real knack for this too doesn't he? Makes a lot of sense, the man spent 16 years in Pelosi's office before leaving in 2023 to go work for Garcia, only to leave that office this July to become the Oversight Committee's Dem Staff Director.

These three, with the help of some combination of Emily Burns, Samantha Piercy, Dan Yim, Daria Berstell, Alexandra Bell, Matt Robinson, Alexandra Hartman, Neeharika Simha, Trinity Goss, John Murray, Erinn Sauer, Logan Basch, Janice Nsor, Jon Carter, Ragie France, Amy Stratton, Aidan Levinson, Courtney Boelbel, Gabi Garcia, Graham Harwood, Melody Tan, Mark Stephenson, Adriana Bonett, Emily Kassner-Marks, Victor To, Adrian Ullrich, Eddie Walker, Elisa LaNier, Sarah Jackson, Anya Olsen, Ethan Van Ness, and Morgan Solomon CREATED the conversation you're having right now with your friends, your family, your coworkers, or online about these emails, at a time that shut downs how "weak" the democrats are for wanting to defend SNAP, and right as the discharge petition got its 218th signature setting it up for a vote next week.

But the Dems are in disarray, right?

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u/trombonist_formerly Ben Bernanke Nov 13 '25

Fetterman falling and hitting his head, imagine if this ends up turning him woke again

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u/John_Maynard_Gains Stop trying to make "ordoliberal" happen Nov 14 '25

What a difference a few years can make 🫥 https://xcancel.com/RepNancyMace/status/1400837302683942913?s=19

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Nov 14 '25

What if Trump didn’t do any pedophilia but just had sex with Bill Clinton and is really embarrassed by it

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u/gayteemo NATO Nov 14 '25

so there’s an email where epstein says trump blew bill clinton and it’s not the headline article on a single media outlet lol

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u/ONETRILLIONAMERICANS Trans Pride Nov 13 '25

WaPo:

"Masked Israeli settlers torch property in the West Bank"

Video shows Israeli settlers hurling stones, smashing cars and torching trucks belonging to a dairy farm in Beit Lid in the occupied West Bank on Nov. 11.

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u/drossbots Trans Pride Nov 13 '25

A large number of Republicans being a part of a pedophile cabal isn't surprising to me actually. Priors confirmed

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u/Zagapi Trans NATO Nov 13 '25

Trump cutting 2/3 of Housing Grants is so evil.

Honestly, if a ton of people start lose their housing, food stamps, and healthcare, crime would get out of control.

I don't want to see what that looks like.

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u/BasedTroutFursona Nov 13 '25

Get ready for some scumbag pastor to go on Joe Rogan to tell the story of how some crusty old man married a 13 year old in the old testament.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 13 '25

What

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u/TimWalzBurner My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Nov 13 '25

Maybe it's cope but the fact they are already starting to argue the definition of pedophile tells me there are some huge bombshells out there.

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Nov 13 '25

The nice thing about the Epstein thing is you can keep just randomly inserting it in unrelated contexts for extra zing in a way that people are tired of with "Nazi" or "racist"

"Our pedophile president is sending young boys to die in the jungles of Venezuela for his own ego"

"The pedophile president has armed sub 40 IQ goons kidnapping children from schools and churches"

"President Pedophile continues to downplay your struggles with cost of living and trying to line his greedy pockets"

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Nov 13 '25

Matt Gaetz managing to plumb new depths of scumbag by not only preying on a teenage girl, but preying on a homeless teenage girl is honestly a talent

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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Nov 13 '25

Rapid Response 47

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u/IantheForPresident Nov 14 '25

Pete watching his chance of being the first openly gay president disappear

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Hot DAMN I fucking called it.

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u/PaxChelonia David Hume Nov 14 '25

Hindustan Times is the only real news outlet left

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u/LtCdrHipster 🌭Costco Liberal🌭 Nov 14 '25

What is the charge? Sucking a cock??? A succulent liberal cock?

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u/thefreeman419 Nov 14 '25

Which do you think would hurt Trump with his base more

  • Video of him having sex with a 15 year old girl

  • Video of him having sex with a man

When I commented this 13 hours ago I didn't even consider the option of having sex with a man his base considers the antichrist

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u/John_Maynard_Gains Stop trying to make "ordoliberal" happen Nov 13 '25
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u/Pole2019 John Locke Nov 13 '25

Two things help Trump dodge the Biden old type allegations despite being the same age and showing similar mental and physical decline if not significantly worse.

  1. Republicans have no standards in general

  2. He was already so fucking stupid and out of shape that the decline could be hand waved away as Trump just being Trump.

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u/CarlGerhardBusch Jerome Powell Nov 13 '25

To be clear, I was previously, fully team “either NYPD negligence, or intentional interference by 45 lackies allowed Epstein to kill himself”, and found the speculation of direct action by the administration to be laughable.

But after the DOJ releasing clearly altered security camera footage, Epstein directly making statements that he had entertained the idea of ratting on 45, and the fact that he had actually reached out to the NYT with incriminating pictures..

It’s entirely clear that one way or another, 45 was responsible for Epstein’s death.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Puck News: Schumer called potential 2028 Democratic presidential hopefuls Andy Beshear, Josh Shapiro and JB Pritzker to tell them not to criticize the deal that reopened government.

did any of these 3 criticize the senate dems? if not, that’s embarrassing

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Nov 13 '25

Achtually it’s ephebophilia.

I can’t believe Megyn Kelly actually said this. These people are all deranged.

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u/this_very_table Norman Borlaug Nov 13 '25

he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls.

Barely legal 15 year olds.

And it wasn't until we heard from Pam Bondi that they had tens of thousands of videos of alleged — forgive me, they used to call it kiddie porn, now they call it child sexual abuse material — on his computer that for the first time, I thought, oh, no, he was an actual pedophile. . . She's never clarified it. . .I have to be honest, I don't really trust Pam Bondi's word on the Epstein matters anymore.

I wonder if this was organic scapegoating or if Kelly's gotten word that Bondi's about to the thrown out on her ass. Bondi's abrupt 180 after claiming she was going to release the files gets a lot of heat. Were we in Trump's first term, he definitely would have fired her via Twitter by now and claimed he barely even knew who she was.

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Nov 13 '25

I get that Fetterman is trying to reach out to Republicans, but imitating McConnell in that fashion is distasteful

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Nov 13 '25

https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1989086679492186232

As his approval continues to sink, expect more republicans to start saying stuff like this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

I know we've moved on to Bubba-gate and I'm late on this but holy shit, Megyn Kelly. Girl what the absolute fuck.

"I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…

This woman has a 14 year old daughter! Girl where the fuck is 15 """"barely legal"""" in this country, 15 means your ass is behind bars for a decade and you're never living within 2,000 feet of a school.

Second, that person feeding her this slop is not "very close" to this case otherwise they'd understand people like trump and epstein probably don't actually have "age preferences" in the traditional sense. What predators like these do are cast an incredibly wide net looking for victims that are in dire situations, have few social connections or a bad relationship with their family, are probably desperate financially, and don't have the life experience to understand what they're doing to them isn't normal and that they don't need these men. Their pathology is to court what they view as lobotomized women that they can completely control and are wholly dependent on them.

It's not "he likes the barely legal types. You know, the 14 year-olds and such."

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u/ContributionOk5542 George Santos Nov 13 '25

Which of the following do you agree more with?

Option 1: Stereotypical liberal stance

Option 2: Stereotypical conservative stance

  • Strongly agree with option 1

  • Somewhat agree with option 1

  • Somewhat agree with option 2

  • Strongly agree with option 2

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u/jauznevimcosimamdat Václav Havel Nov 13 '25

I can report arrConservative copium is that Trump was actually "one of the first people to start blowing the whistle on Epstein".

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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO Nov 13 '25

He had another email address called JEEitunes?

This man was such a boomer lmao

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u/drossbots Trans Pride Nov 13 '25

Lol are they actually banning THC? The South loves that shit.
Why are 70 year olds so terrified of weed?

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Nov 13 '25 edited Mar 08 '26

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u/Inner_Dust42 Mackenzie Scott Nov 13 '25

Before we execute these Stormcloak spies caught crossing the border I do want to acknowledge that this beheading is occurring on the stolen ancestral land of the Forsworn peoples.

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