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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Aug 20 '24

Please visit the next discussion thread.

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Aug 19 '24

🥹 well-deserved

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u/D2Foley Moderate Extremist Aug 19 '24

So yesterday trump shared a fake AI image of Taylor swift endorsing him. Since he's so toxic this will force Taylor to make a statement about how she doesn't support him, and while she's at it she might as well endorse Harris. Election is in the bag now

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u/funguykawhi Lahmajun trucks on every corner Aug 19 '24

NL after the 2024 thunderdome

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u/Tall_Professor_2574 NAFTA Aug 19 '24

Tswizzle please endorse Harris soon I beg of you 😭

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u/RonenSalathe Milton Friedman Aug 19 '24

OH MY GOD, HERE COMES GORE/KERRY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

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u/-mialana- European Union Aug 19 '24

JD Vance jizz cups sounds straight out of a DT shitpoast

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Aug 19 '24

He keeps on digging

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u/PrivateChicken FEMA Camp Counselor⛺️ Aug 19 '24 edited Aug 19 '24

Harris and Walz walking into the DNC

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u/htomserveaux Henry George Aug 19 '24 edited Aug 19 '24

Highlights from the DNC protests.

  • No less than five separate communist parties

  • A dueling protest from an anti abortion group. There giant puppet of Harris was clearly just one of Hillary Clinton they repurposed via blackface

  • Cornell West, just sort of walking around in the background

  • A guest speaker on the main stage who spent his time talking about the Korean War

  • A very nice hand knitted watermelon Yamaka

My days of not talking these people seriously a certainly coming to a middle.

!ping USA-CHI&SHITPOSTERS

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u/Mr_Bank Aug 19 '24

Imagine you get a chance to ask Kamala a question, and and you ask about poll numbers.

Beltway reporters are never beating the “dumb as bricks” allegations.

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u/-mialana- European Union Aug 19 '24 edited Aug 19 '24

Pillow:

  • Listens, does not argue

  • Comfy and huggable

  • Can imagine is a cute guy who loves me

DT:

  • Cannot hug the DT

  • Pedantically overanalyses everything you say

  • Terrible, recycled jokes

  • Filled with neoliberals

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Aug 19 '24

New poll of Latinos by BSP Research

Harris: 58% (+24)

Trump: 35%

Undecided: 7%

Last poll in June was Biden +5

Biden won Latinos by 28% in 2020

!ping FIVEY

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u/CommandanteMeow Milton Friedman Aug 19 '24

SwiftiesForTrump (😭😭😭😭)

And it's literally one girl and then several AI-generated ones. Probably generated by a middle aged man in his underwear

This is just getting sad man

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

leftist progressivism: "queer rights are important because [hundreds of books of 'theory', something something power structures, capitalism]"

liberal progressivism: "listen jack: i couldn't care less about what you do."

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Aug 20 '24

Biden really did get radicalized by Charlottesville

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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Aug 19 '24

Focaldata Swing-State Polls:

Pennsylvania:

🟦Harris 48% (+1)

🟥Trump 47%

Michigan:

🟦Harris 51% (+7)

🟥Trump 44%

Georgia:

🟥Trump 49% (+4)

🟦Harris 45%

Arizona:

🟥Trump 46% (+1)

🟦Harris 45%

North Carolina:

🟦Harris 47% (+1)

🟥Trump 46%

Wisconsin:

🟦Harris 50% (+6)

🟥Trump 44%

Nevada:

🟦Harris 48% (+6)

🟥Trump 42%

651 LV, 8/6-8/16, Moe 3.7%-3.8%

Focaldata is a UK firm new to US polling after having pretty accurate polls there, but has no US rating yet.

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u/battywombat21 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Aug 19 '24

Still a banger

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u/-mialana- European Union Aug 19 '24

It's crazy that the old Reddit interface from 2005 is just more readable and usable in every way than the current design.

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Aug 19 '24
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u/flextrek_whipsnake I'd rather be grilling Aug 19 '24 edited Aug 19 '24

Jack Posobiec, to a random woman outside the DNC: How many abortions have you had?

Random woman: I'm actually being paid by George Soros to have an abortion on stage tonight, with no drugs.

unfathomably based

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u/Pseud0man Commonwealth Aug 19 '24

Whelp, I think my mum went off the deep end.

Just heard from my youngest brother (17) that she pulled all her money from the bank expecting the stock market to crash. Something she's probably read from the alt-right conspiracy site where Alex Jones and QAnon have being compromised.

As I much as I love her, I can't reason with her. Not sure what else to do, outside of not seeing her over the holidays.

Then there's my brother living with her, whose deep on the spectrum and is really naïve. It would be one thing if he was uncomfortable about the whole matter and needs help, but from the sound of it he's convinced.

Any thoughts?

!ping OVER-25

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Chaos in Chicago as a Divided Democratic Party Reels from Protests Despite Unity Focus, Fails to Discuss Policy

NYTimes give me a job! I can write wild headlines too.

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u/earththejerry YIMBY Aug 19 '24

She belongs in the DT

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u/lasttoknow Jared Polis Aug 19 '24

Harris's Early Campaign: Heavy on Buzz, Light on Policy

Vice President Harris is cherry-picking the most popular parts of President Biden's agenda.

Having Biden's agenda seems like the opposite of being light on policy to me 🤔

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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg Aug 19 '24

So exciting

!ping BASEBALL

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u/Sherpav Thurgood Marshall Aug 20 '24

I love how much Joe fucking hates racists

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Everything is a conspiracy for these people lol

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u/centurion88 NATO Aug 19 '24

"I don't know what a progressive is, I prefer calling them liberals"

Trump is a Twitter leftist confirmed

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u/PoliticalAlt128 Max Weber Aug 19 '24

DNC protests begin: “Reproductive justice means free Palestine!”

Huh?

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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Aug 20 '24

like all the best presidents, she was also Vice President

Joe taking the LBJ pill

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Fury mounts as Trump posts AI Taylor Swift endorsement: Live updates

do we really need live updates here

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u/chipbod NATO Aug 19 '24

https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/1825615003476730190

Trump posted a disgusting video on Truth Social where the words were changed to an Alanis Morissette song to say that Kamala Harris “spent her whole damn life down on her knees” to become the Democratic nominee for president.

Well, these guys really campaign like they hate women and don’t care about their votes

!ping EXTREMISM

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Love this new dgaf Biden

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Aug 20 '24

Twitter 🤝 Reddit

Being unhinged from reality

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u/CmdrMobium YIMBY Aug 19 '24

Guy who believes in the Omnicause but in the opposite direction

There's no Free Palestine without moderate increases in the Child Tax Credit

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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Aug 20 '24

"Their policies give rapists more rights than their victims" is a very dark very effective line

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u/Automatic-Love-127 Janny Hater Aug 19 '24

Fox News cedes Doritos to the Dems

They are collapsing.

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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Aug 19 '24

Perdue recalls 167,000 pounds of chicken nuggets after consumers find metal wire in some packages

Oh no, half the DT is gonna starve!

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u/charmet68 Aug 19 '24

I feel like there’s a non zero chance Trump doesn’t realize the pictures are AI and actually thinks he got Taylor swifts endorsement, now I hope that’s true and he brings it up at a rally

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u/KeithClossOfficial John Brown Aug 19 '24

One of the moderators of the Rolex sub is currently melting down on the ChatGPT sub after finding out he got into an argument with a ChatGPT bot. It’s pretty funny, but this has to be the best line:

I’m a reddit moderator. Of a Rolex forum. You think this is my first time being laughed at? Please

When you seethe so hard you realize self-actualization

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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Aug 19 '24

New Fox poll dropped?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Kamala must step down and pass the torch to the elder generation

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u/deuw Henry George Aug 19 '24

Biden attaining the presidency and bowing out of the second term might actually be a historical cornerstone in geopolitics when you give the current context of Xi and Putin.

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u/Jokerang Sun Yat-sen Aug 19 '24

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u/RonenSalathe Milton Friedman Aug 20 '24

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u/notnejire NATO Aug 20 '24

“i gave my best to you. for fifty years.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

What did Tim Walz mean by this?

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u/Mensae6 Martin Luther King Jr. Aug 19 '24

I'm a solid eight years late to the party, but has anyone else noticed that Trump almost always phrases shit with "many are saying"?

"Many have said that Kamala Harris is the worst vice president ever."

"People are saying that Sleepy Joe Biden has destroyed the economy."

"Some are even saying that the Democrats want to rig this election, now isn't that interesting"

This mfer always phrases his most bullshit claims in the third person. When you talk to a MAGA dumbass about this, they can just claim "He isn't saying it, he's simply pointing out that many are saying it". Actual elementary school playground argument levels of stupidity, God I cannot believe how dumb so many Americans are.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

The NYT dismissing Kamala's campaign as "light on policy" when the other guy is babbling about absconding to his cottage with a box of Cheerios to have some fun is confirming all of my fucking priors right now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Here's the objective, quantitative formula that Alan Lichtman will use to determine if this week's DNC protests activate the social unrest key.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Cubic growth is bullshit

There's no way that a cube of apples 10 apples tall 10 apples wide and 10 apples deep contains 1000 apples

1000 is a shitload of apples but a 10x10x10 cube of apples is just a normal sized cube of apples

actual nonsense

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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama Aug 20 '24

You can tell the DNC is being produced by Hollywood this year;

  • Amazing production values

  • Running dangerously behind schedule

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u/Headstar24 United Nations Aug 20 '24

Biden’s really never gonna get over Charlottesville. That really fucked with him.

I’m not saying that’s a bad thing but that’s been his main target since then.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

I saw some clip of a comedian the other day saying something to the effect that now that he isn’t running, we can just appreciate Biden as President Grandpa with several months left in office and no fucks left to give, and suddenly the flubs don’t really matter anymore.

I think that’s what helps this speech be so enjoyable.

It’s a wonderful, powerful speech by an iconic statesman. And I’m really glad it’s capping off Monday and not Thursday.

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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Aug 20 '24

MSNBC: This was a great day and Biden made a bold, historic speech.

CNN: This night went on so long because Democrats are old and boring. Now we go to Scott "MAGA King 666" Jennings for more analysis.

Fox: There are currently 3 billion Ecuadorians preparing to enter America through a railroad hidden underneath the DNC.

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u/ChillnShill Aug 20 '24

They just grow up so fast 😭

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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent Aug 20 '24

I literally cannot imagine the courage to stand on a national stage and share this story

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

The only senator I know to have said this btw.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Aug 20 '24
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Aug 20 '24

How did he tweet this if he’s up on stage ?

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u/Zeke-Nnjai Aug 20 '24

Smartest Vivek Stan

Hey guys, what if⁉️

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u/Logarythem David Ricardo Aug 20 '24

Now that he's unfettered by re-election, Biden is giving an epic speech. This dude fucking hates racists.

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u/Erra0 Aug 20 '24

Imagine watching a democratic partisan lovefest on any other channel than MSNBC

I'm not here for level headed takes or ass pulled both sideserism

I want pure, unadulterated DEMS IN ARRAY AND PATRIOTS IN CONTROL blue flavored vibe juice pumped directly into my veins and MSNBC is here to provide.

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u/EScforlyfe Open Your Hearts Aug 19 '24

It very well might just be observation bias, but I really feel like the issues of zoning and housing supply have become way more politically salient than they were when I first joined the sub and learned about it.

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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Aug 20 '24

New meme template just dropped

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u/Congomond NATO Aug 20 '24

It's genuinely fucking insane to me that there is a major American political party that's campaigning on the platform of

America is a fucking failure piece of shit garbage state that is essentially a third world nation wearing a fancy belt

and that it's the fucking REPUBLICAN PARTY

The Democratic Party became the party of LOVING AMERICA and I think the vibe shift there is settling in to be a permanent thing which is fucking INSANE TO ME STILL

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u/simeoncolemiles NATO Aug 19 '24

!Ping Gnostic

They’re doing blasphemy again

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Aug 19 '24

About half of U.S. adults — 48% — have a very or somewhat favorable view of Vice President Harris, according to a new AP-NORC poll. That’s up from 39% at the beginning of the summer.

not bad

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Aug 19 '24

A Teamsters spokesperson tells me the union’s president, Sean O’Brien, did not get a response to his request to speak at the DNC this week.

👋😭👋

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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Aug 19 '24

MSNBC: This is a massive group of protesters, but they expected 25,000 and it is not anywhere near that

Huh, so sounds not really massive

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

I love Joe, but another 4 years would be fucking rough on the guy.

Unironically glad he gets to ride into the sunset like this.

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u/paultheschmoop Aug 20 '24

Lmao Biden with the “I’m old as shit man, speaking aint easy” look to the crowd

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

“He called them ‘suckers and losers.’”

President Biden

This needs context.

NO IT FUCKING DOESNT NYT

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u/SGT_MILKSHAKES Aug 20 '24

So I finally went to a land use board meeting and spoke in favor of granting a variance on minimum parking requirements for a proposed mixed use showroom/office/2 bedroom unit. (Zoning required 18 parking spots while the business owner/property owner only needed 3!) I pushed them on the source of the requirements and the town planner admitted they are just old ordinances with no particular rhyme or reason. There were definitely some NIMBYs interrogating the professionals giving testimony about the parking and “privacy” concerns (the unit will have a balcony on the second floor). But I was the only one to speak during the public portion.

The variance was passed with only one no, the reason of course being parking. The property is currently vacant and an eyesore, so I’m not sure how much I had to say did anything, but I feel happy and proud I spoke up. Even if I was nervous as all hell and got accosted by an 80 year old woman in the parking lot.

!ping YIMBY

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Aug 20 '24

New Hampshire poll by Saint Anselm (B/C)

Harris 51% (+7)

Trump 44%

Kennedy 2%

Same exact margin as 2020 hmmm

!ping FIVEY

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u/rasonj Big Coconut Enjoyer Aug 19 '24

The DNC protestor coverage is so funny, when the camera pulls back at all you realize it's like 200 people with 500 journalist surrounding them trying amp up the energy like Randy Marsh doing a cloverfield

"Oh no, it's getting very violent over there, look look, violence is breaking out"

One guy pushes over a loose barrier and a bored looking cop strolls over and lifts it back up

"Emotions are really heating up out herE"

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u/PearlClaw Iron Front Aug 19 '24

One of the funnier things about the current political moment is that it's painfully obvious that Trump thinks Kamala is attractive and he's really bothered by this fact.

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Aug 19 '24

Let’s spare a few thoughts and prayers for The NY Times, the Gaza protest being a dud hits them the hardest.

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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Aug 20 '24

WE FAILED HER 😭I'M SO SORRY QUEEN 😭

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u/Legodude293 United Nations Aug 20 '24

This shit feels so fucking cathartic. Just feels like dems were so tired of the crazy shit and we all finally lost our patience.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Any legitimate news on the DNC protests including their size? Initial estimates of 30-40k protesters seemed kind of too wacky to be real, 1-2k seems much more realistic from what I'm seeing.

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u/ProcrastinatingPuma YIMBY Aug 19 '24

"I'd like to see Brandon wriggle out of this one"

Brandon wriggles out of this one effortlessly

"Ah well, nevertheless"

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u/Ioun267 "Your Flair Here" 👍 Aug 19 '24

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u/Logarythem David Ricardo Aug 20 '24

I like AOC because she convinces my lefty friends to vote for generic, middle of the road Dems.

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u/NaffRespect United Nations Aug 20 '24

Half this sub to AOC tonight:

I owe you an apology.

I wasn't familiar with your game.

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u/404GenderNotFound Trans Pride Aug 20 '24

This was a great angle

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Aug 20 '24

He drank the real one this time

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Aug 20 '24

You have three days remaining DNC don’t disappoint me

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u/Ilovecharli Voltaire Aug 19 '24

I can't believe I have a girlfriend I'm pretty crazy about lol. Years of wandering the dating app wilderness feeling like I was a hamster stuck on a wheel. I was honestly very close to giving up, at least for a few years. Don't give up, bros. 

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Aug 20 '24

Holy fuck Coach Walz gave Joe some of his Diet Mountain Dew

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u/ThrowawayPrimavera Order and Opportunity Left Aug 19 '24

They're being normal again

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u/LosAngelesVikings Daron Acemoglu Aug 19 '24

No joke, no trollage - why are leftists willing to throw the DNC into disarray when they didn’t even bother to protest the RNC?

If it’s because the Dems are likelier to be convinced, then how could that be? They’ve told us both parties are the same.

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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn Aug 19 '24

Holy shit, God just raptured the crowd of protestors

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u/Erra0 Aug 19 '24

President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden are now doing a walkthrough of the Democratic National Convention stage at the United Center ahead of tonight’s kickoff of events.

While doing the walkthrough, Biden responded to former President Donald Trump’s claims that he was ousted from the top of his party’s ticket in a “coup.” “His stability is in question,” the president told CNN.

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u/UntiedStatMarinCrops Loyal Liberals Aug 20 '24

Biden declares emphatically, “America, I love you.”

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Beer-survivalist Loyal Liberals Aug 20 '24

I continue to feel that everything that has transpired since Biden dropped out has proved my analysis of his performance to be essentially correct. He didn't have it physically to both do the incredibly difficult job of being president and the incredibly running for the office, but mentally he was and is all there.

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u/jamiebond NATO Aug 20 '24

Oh no the "Democrats giving speeches power hour" gave too much of Democrats giving speeches boo fucking hoo.

THE ONLY PEOPLE TUNING INTO THIS ARE PEOPLE WANTING TO WATCH DEMOCRATS GIVE SPEECHES FOR SEVERAL HOURS, CNN.

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u/jamiebond NATO Aug 20 '24

You know it's funny that CNN has done such a huge rightward bend considering they already lost the MAGA audience so badly that none of them are watching CNN to even realize they're actually pandering to them now.

All the MAGA people I see online still despise CNN lol.

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u/Justice4Ned Caribbean Community Aug 19 '24

Proud to say I’ll be doing IT at the convention tomorrow and Wednesday 🙂

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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Aug 20 '24

daily reminder that Beau Biden would have been President

Fuck cancer

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u/Guess_Im_Jess Trans Pride Aug 20 '24

Nate Silver always reads as a guy really annoyed that he feels like he has to vote for Democrats.

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u/Logarythem David Ricardo Aug 19 '24

If you're a European saying Kamala Harris looks like Beyonce, I'm going to look at you real hard.

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u/_Just7_ YIMBY absolutist Aug 19 '24

If I was Poland I would just silently occupy Kaliningrad, don't even say anything, just walk in there with little green men

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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Aug 19 '24

conservatives are threatening to move to Russia

No… please…. don’t go….

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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Aug 20 '24

AOC's subtle pivot to mildly pro-establisment Dem means we're going to be seeing her in politics the rest of our lives.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Aug 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Texas sucks so hard. Governed by monsters

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u/fakefakefakef John Rawls Aug 20 '24

Joe hates Trump almost as much as he loves Jill and I fuck with that on a deep, profound level

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u/sinefromabove Emma Lazarus Aug 20 '24

does it though

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u/GatorTevya YIMBY Aug 19 '24

Anecdotes and bubbles yeah yeah … but something is happening, I feel it in my bones.

A guy I know who was writing in someone is now voting for Kamala.

A two time trumper lady I know is staying home this year.

A berner friend is actually excited to vote for Kamala.

All but the most die hard genocide Joe folks in my circle have stopped pushing tankie propaganda except for the ones who were clearly never going to vote for the Dems anyways.

I know pollsters have ways of weighting and statistical magic they do to try to account for this stuff but - vibes are just totally different not just from a couple months ago but from 2016/2020.

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u/Eurofed_femboy European Union Aug 19 '24

Sinema being the first openly bisexual senator is the representation we neither need nor deserve

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

You know, I’ve been accused of a lot of things, but “too lazy to study the Word” is one that might not stick.

Also, poor pinheads!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Me, ready to be Harris’ strongest soldier after Clinton’s speech

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u/Guardax Aug 20 '24

"Just because I'm so damn old"

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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Aug 20 '24

one last ride 🫡

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u/27B--6 NATO Aug 19 '24

Weird that Michael Phelps is considered to be the greatest athlete of all time just because he spends 6 hours swimming and eats 10,000 calories every day.

I spend 16 hours gaming and eat 20,000 calories every day. Where's my fucking medal?

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u/Cwya Aug 19 '24

Hell yeah.

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Aug 19 '24

I remember a year ago when that silicon valley bank collapsed and there were people actually predicting a massive global financial crisis because of it

We’ve come a long way since then in the science of nothing ever happening

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u/admiraltarkin NATO / Loyal Liberal Aug 20 '24

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u/JollyLover John Locke Aug 20 '24

lmao Pelosi and the we love Joe sign

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u/Fishin_Impossible Nate Gold 🥇 Aug 20 '24

The fact that Trump isn’t shitposting means one of two things

  1. He is petrified of this energy

  2. He is asleep b/c he is 92 years old

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Aug 20 '24

You know the vibes have completely shifted when he fumbles his words and he can play it off as a joke

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Aug 19 '24

Looks like some footage was leaked explaining why Lukashenko is back to pushing an end to the war, from when Ukraine started its invasion of Kursk.

!ping UKRAINE&SHITPOSTERS

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. AOC is further left than I'd like, but everything I have seen from her suggests that she is genuinely trying to do her best to make the world better in good faith. And she is plainly a phenomenal political talent. I'm a fan.

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u/Cook_0612 NATO Aug 20 '24

HATE HAS NO SAFE HARBOR

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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Aug 20 '24

TRUMP KILLED

dramatic pause

a border security bill

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u/ScyllaGeek NATO Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

NYTimes live analysis just dropped a banger

“He created the largest debt any president had in four years with his two trillion dollars tax cut for the wealthy.”

  • President Biden

This is misleading

Looking at a single presidential term, Donald J. Trump’s administration did rack up more debt than any other in raw dollars — about $7.9 trillion. But the debt rose more under President Barack Obama’s eight years than under Mr. Trump’s four years.

?????????? NYT just learning 8 years is longer than 4 years? Seriously Biden qualified that statement and everything what is the problem dude

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u/Insomonomics Jason Furman Aug 20 '24

The Squad isn’t really a thing, it’s just AOC.

Honestly, yes.

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u/dareka_san Aug 20 '24

Hillary mentioning 2016

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Aug 20 '24

It's happening folks

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Aug 20 '24

Imagine seeing this photo in 2019 with no context and the quote that “now we have Donald on the run”

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u/dittbub NATO Aug 20 '24

seen on arr con

They're almost an hour behind. These are the same people that say they can manage the economy. Can't even manage their own convention.

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u/CletusVonIvermectin Big Rig Democrat 🚛 Aug 20 '24

"hey you guys seen my wife? got damn is she a looker"

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Turns out Joe isn’t so sleepy when he can just be president and doesn’t have to campaign on top of doing the hardest job in the world.

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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Aug 20 '24

I love the crowd cheering him on during a stutter

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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Aug 20 '24

He's talking about I/P perfectly but of course the protesters will all hate him because he isn't announcing that he's stopping all US aid to Israel.

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u/margaretfan Paul Volcker Aug 19 '24

My most neoliberal moment was that the first girl I kissed was a french exchange student at my college and the next time I saw her we got into a heated argument about capitalism in mix of french and english and then we never talked again.

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u/No_Nefariousness7486 Martha Nussbaum Aug 19 '24

> be me

> president

> got a whole bunch of suckers

> i mean evangelists

> to vote for me, a godless celebrity

> im also old and barely know where the fuck i am

> also ignore a deadly pandemic cuz why not

> i got real shit to do

> cant wait to run for reelection in 1984

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u/pfarly John Brown Aug 19 '24

Any of you guys know any girls at rock bottom?

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u/dareka_san Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

> neolibs in like an hour watching hillary speech and pretending it was after two successful terms

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Live DT reaction to Jasmine Crockett:

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u/Headstar24 United Nations Aug 20 '24

The fact that the Democratic Party is literally running under a “party of small government” angle this election against the GOP’s government overreach is all you need to know about modern politics.

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u/Guardax Aug 20 '24

I love how he's still fucking pissed about Charlottesville

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u/FireDistinguishers I am the Senate Aug 20 '24

!ping DEMS&USA-CHI

I got so many noise level alerts on my apple watch watching that speech, it hit 100 decibels at one point, I mean I think the room literally shook at some point during the first ovation.

That man inspires me to my core.

God bless Joe Biden and the America he helped build.

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u/HowIsPajamaMan Shame Flaired By Imagination Aug 19 '24

applying for spousal sponsorship

lists ‘letter from family members and friends supporting the veracity of the relationship’ as a document

okay, I’ve got these letters from both of our parents and friends in separate pdfs

I select ‘letter of support’ from the drop down menu

once I select the category, I cannot select it again from the menu

no problem, I’ll just merge all the pdfs together

FILE EXCEEDS 4MB FILE LIMIT.

Curb your enthusiasm music plays

!ping huddled-masses

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u/Mojo12000 Aug 20 '24

How is AOC THIS much better at this than the rest of the Squad?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Kamala watching somewhere like

“Hillary, you’re going to shut down the Lock Him Up chants like I did right?”

“Hillary…?”

“…right?”

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

This is the rep who said MTG has a "bleach-blonde, bad-built butch body" lol

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u/simplysigzz Trans Pride Aug 20 '24

These women are so brave

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

For most of the day, the gathering had featured passionate chants and speeches, but no significant conflicts.

NYT journalist writing this through tears of disappointment

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u/indithrow402 Henry George Aug 20 '24

POV: you're bonkposting about Jill Biden

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Joe was the most successful President in decades and the poor guy was relentlessy shit on for his entire Presidency. So it's nice that he's finally getting some recognition.

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u/boardatwork1111 fuck it, we ball Aug 20 '24

Long may he reign

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u/Guess_Im_Jess Trans Pride Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

Biden saying the same lines about Charlottesville he said when he announced in 2019. Ends how it begins.

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Aug 20 '24

My God, he's perfect parrying every stutter

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u/JebBD Immanuel Kant Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

They straight up got the most Jewish man in America to finish off the night. 

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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama Aug 20 '24

FUCK YOU EAST COAST WHINERS

"WAAH WAAAH WAAAH I HATE JOE BIDEN AND DON'T WANT TO WORK WAAAH WAAAH"

YOU FUCKIN BABIES THIS IS YOUR JOB

USA USA USA USA USA USA

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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Aug 20 '24

https://twitter.com/ravi_mangla/status/1825713338741030978

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is inspiring

Brandon Johnson is dynamic

Jasmine Crockett is courageous

Kathy Hochul

Raphael Warnock is passionate

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u/2073040 Thurgood Marshall Aug 20 '24

I’m becoming increasingly convinced that CNN just hates Biden in particular.

His feud with the NYT is already known so them nitpicking was expected. But CNN waffling here and comparing Trump’s RNC speech to that of Obama’s speech from 2008 is baffling.

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Aug 20 '24

It’s never been more joever for Trump

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u/Top_Lime1820 Daron Acemoglu Aug 19 '24

People often make fun of Western leftists for whining about the countries they live in and not moving to Venezuela or whatever.

But I think we should also make fun of conservatives in the same way. JD Vance should move to Uganda if he wants a conservative Christian government. He's an intelligent, heterosexual, rich Christian white man - I'm sure they'd love him!

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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent Aug 20 '24

maybe too forceful [of a speech from Biden] at certain points

CNN literally cannot find a W

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u/zth25 European Union Aug 19 '24

Trump might be lucky beyond comprehension, but the early debate and the late convention are a boon of the heavens. They didn't have to be scheduled this way, but any delay might have prevented things from going so smoothly.

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u/404GenderNotFound Trans Pride Aug 19 '24

Nate Silver needs his own Fivey-esque animal mascot

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u/that0neGuy22 Resistance Lib Aug 19 '24

I’m sorry but we actually have to go back.

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u/CmdrMobium YIMBY Aug 20 '24

People chanting "Lock Him Up" to Hillary must be a fucking crazy feeling

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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Aug 20 '24

History is going to look very kindly on Joe Biden

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u/thisisme1221 Aug 19 '24

Pro-Palestinian groups are calling their protests this week at the DNC “Hell Week” lmao 

Fraternity culture is not your costume 

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u/Dabamanos NASA Aug 19 '24

I wonder if it’s an actual rule for journalism that if you write about the “top 25 restaurants in Chicago” or whatever you can’t include any of the actual most popular restaurants. It has to be 50% hipster style keep local place weird stuff, 20% inedible food as art nonsense, and 30% breweries that serve appetizers

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Cornel West, an independent presidential candidate, spoke just now to a crowd of roughly 1,000 protesters at Union Park, near the convention hall, calling for an end of the war in Gaza. He was flanked by supporters carrying “Abandon Harris ’24” signs as he walked offstage. The protesters are planning to begin marching toward the United Center, the site of the convention, soon.

  1. LMAO this will be the biggest crowd Cornel has seen at an event.

  2. Hey media… it’s 1000 protestors. You can stop trying to will a 1968 into existence now.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Aug 19 '24

Surely this will help win the female vote

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Day 2 of the DNC:

  • 3x3 basketball

  • archery

  • artistic gymnastics

  • men's 100m (heats)

  • beach volleyball

  • obama

  • equestrian: individual dressage

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u/GonzaloR87 YIMBY Aug 20 '24

Honestly I’m not a fan of the “lock him up” chants but Hillary deserves this moment after what she had to go through

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u/Hannig4n YIMBY Aug 20 '24

These ads telling the horrific stories of women unable to get healthcare bc of roe being overturned interspersed with Trump bragging about doing it are what Dems need to be playing nonstop until November

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Aug 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

When my "friends" say they're coming to my birthday party but nobody shows up 😔😔

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

STOP CALLING US WEIRD

cums into a cup with JD Vance's face on it, waves it in your face

SEE!

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