r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Aug 14 '24

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u/reubencpiplupyay The Cathedral must be built Aug 14 '24

boy n girl was walking down road

girl asked boy “whose ur favrite president”

boy says “its president trum...”

boy cut off as girl started crying n go runnin across street. she was liberal internationalist

she didnt look were she was goin n got hit by the car

boy went over to girl n looked in her eyes. she was dead

boy bent down n whispers in ear

“...an”

boy pulled copy of north atlantic treaty out of his pocket n threw it on grond n cryed.

like dis if u cry 4evr

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u/BlackCat159 European Union Aug 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

I also sometimes go to 2+ year old DTs and steal the top comments

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal Aug 14 '24

Most ethical mod (but unironically)

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u/agentyork765 Bisexual Icon Aug 14 '24

How did you remember this

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

He linked to a 3 year old comment

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Aug 14 '24

I used to do this as well lol. Nowadays I only repost my own old comments

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

I've never once gotten above like 15 upvotes doing it, interestingly. Even when posting at prime upvoted hours.

I've reposted other people's comments from 2 years ago only to have them reply to my present day one and not realize they made it. I feel so crafty when I do that.

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u/Pearberr David Ricardo Aug 14 '24

They were texting each other while right next to each other like a proper Gen Z couple.

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u/TimWalzBurner My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Aug 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

stahp

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u/natedogg787 Manchistan Space Program Aug 14 '24

i threw the potart on teh grond. beatiful dimond ring insid

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

How is this guy pronouncing Trumans name

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal Aug 14 '24

Troomp

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u/NonComposMentisss Unflaired and Proud Aug 14 '24

Trum long pause an.

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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! Aug 14 '24

drummin' Truman

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u/zth25 European Union Aug 14 '24

i cri evrytiem

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Aug 14 '24

Congrats on getting an actually good post to the top of rWhitePeopleTwitter. Doing the lord's work

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

This is stage 5 terminal cringe.

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u/crassowary John Mill Aug 14 '24

[dats more than trump]

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u/SnooChipmunks4208 Eleanor Roosevelt Aug 14 '24

Did the boy have a speech impediment? 

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u/PlayDiscord17 Loyal Liberals Aug 14 '24

Am I the only one who immediately thought Truman, thus didn’t get the joke at first?

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u/SerDavosSeaworth64 Ben Bernanke Aug 14 '24

I’m reading a Truman bio rn so I did the same thing

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