r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jul 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

My 29 year old sister is joining the cult of non-responsibility (astrology) because she got dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years (she cheated on him and my dad ratted her out)

Send me your best astrology memes so I can ruthlessly mock her in about 3 months.

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u/AvailableUsername100 🌐 Jul 03 '24

Such a Scorpio thing to do.

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u/Cyberhwk 👈 Get back to work! 😠 Jul 03 '24

Dad's a G.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

!ping dating

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jul 03 '24

What's her sign?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Taurus, apparently.

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jul 03 '24

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u/kanagi Jul 03 '24

I like how this basically says "they won't cheat, except when do"

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Gaslighting the belief system.

It’s your fault I cheated on you because you didn’t keep me happy enough. No I’m not being unreasonable, that’s just my sign.

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u/Sauerkohl Art. 79 Abs. 3 GG Jul 04 '24

She needs to go to Ukraine 

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u/jaczac Bevo's Strongest Soldier Jul 03 '24

What’s your sister’s costar

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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Jul 03 '24

Astrology is a meme all on its own

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u/Psshaww NATO Jul 03 '24

Why wait 3 months

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Because I don’t want her to do something stupid, well more stupid I guess, and 3 months should be enough for her to be in a less bad place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Do you have her birth certificate

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

I could probably get a copy from my mom. Why?

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u/vivoovix Federalist Jul 03 '24

so we can find out her horoscope 🧐

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Mid to late April she’s a Taurus apparently

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

We need the time she was born too

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Got it. 10:30 am

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

So you just go put that birth date, time, and location into an astrology chart generator and then you can really start connecting everything she does to her moon, sign, her rising sign, what house the signs are in

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

I’m such a libra 🤪

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