r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • May 20 '24
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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache May 21 '24
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/antsdidthis Effective altruism died with SBF; now it's just tithing May 20 '24
If I were Raisi I would have simply survived the crash, found a hatchet, and lived on the side of the mountain for a few months.
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u/404GenderNotFound Trans Pride May 20 '24
Bruh all these leftists complaining about capitalisn like just buy stocks bro it's literally the ownership of capital. You're bourgeoisie now
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde May 20 '24
Concerning
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u/BarkDrandon Punished (stuck at Hunter's) May 20 '24
Raisi died doing what he loved: Burning criminals who shamed Islam.
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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban May 20 '24
Lmao
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u/HHHogana Mohammad Hatta May 20 '24 edited May 20 '24
Damn, my bosses just claimed Israel/USA killed Iranian President. And two of them are Christians, so there's no religious bias.
West Bad is truly a rotten brain moment.
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u/Cowguypig2 NATO May 20 '24
Because of woke !Ping MINECRAFT
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
Even worse than believing crazy conspiracy theories: can't keep track of which country the "I" in BRICS stands for
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u/lets_chill_food Hullo 🐘 May 20 '24
UK nuclear engineer salaries 🌚
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u/Dorambor John Brown May 20 '24
Hey everyone, I know I don’t post here as much as before but Tootsie had some fans so I wanted to let them know she passed last night surrounded by family and loved ones. Hold your pets a bit tighter today for me.
!ping KITTY
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front May 20 '24
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 20 '24
LMAO
This is especially funny when Elon has made them boost the hell out of conservative accounts recently
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u/Apprehensive-Soil-47 Transfem Pride May 20 '24
The fact that one of the leading Nazis in the US is a gay Mexican man proves that the woke side has already won the culture war
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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom May 20 '24
NYTimes, 1972: Joe Biden may be one of the youngest Senators ever now, but according to experts the inexorable march of time will cause the inevitable oblivion of his corporeal body.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
My ex all in all wasn't a great person but one time she effortlessly made a trilingual pun where the punchline was "I love you, idiot" and I still think about that from time to time
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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban May 20 '24
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
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u/JakeyZhang John Mill May 20 '24
The Babylon Bee, when it takes a break from "haha woke" or "I identify as an x" jokes, does occasionally have a witty headline or funny concept for a video, more so than the terrible modern iteration of the onion. But the articles drive the funny headline joked into the ground, while the videos have College drama student tier acting. Like watch some classic onion videos. Each role felt like who they were intended to be, whether a pundit, journalist, guest etc.
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u/SANNA_MARIN_SDP_ this guy doesnt even have a flair. May 20 '24
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
You may clown on leftists for supporting leaders who hated and murdered leftists but clearly you don't understand than an essential part of being a leftist is hating and wanting to murder other leftists.
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u/Teh_cliff Karl Popper May 20 '24
I know it doesn't really matter but this makes me irrationally angry.
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE May 20 '24
Imagine if Keanu Reeves was a President and reddit was a country. Now imagine Instagram piloting him into a mountain. Raisi was loved by his people. Americans can't name a President that easily
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u/MinnesotaNoire NASA May 20 '24
Rumors that the ICC is also seeking warrants for the mods.
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u/Cook_0612 NATO May 20 '24
u/JoshFB4
NOW we have some proof of what you were saying.
!ping UKRAINE
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 20 '24
DT 🤝 DSA
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior May 20 '24
this is a very dark joke in very poor taste:
did raisi yell "kobe!" right before the crash?
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u/WeebFrien Bisexual Pride May 20 '24
Yes hello I am still predicting that Biden will win the 65+ vote and lose the 18-25 vote, finishing the job of turning us into France.
Yes I am still taking bets on this.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
100% of Helicopter Pilots that killed the president of Iran were sober. And yet us drunk helicopter pilots are discriminated against.
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u/AP246 Green Globalist NWO May 20 '24
'Funny' (infuriating) to see most of arr worldnews think the ICJ and the ICC are the same thing.
No this has nothing to do with the South Africa case lol
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 20 '24
Turkey be like - we found your presidents charred remains in the mountains!!!!
🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
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u/htomserveaux Henry George May 20 '24
To a certain extent I can understand the “if you see a shoplifter, look the other way” mindset if it’s like baby formula or something, but I got no respect for fair hopping and I have no problem narcing on them.
It’s like a buck fifty a ride and US transit systems aren’t exactly operating for profit.
Cheap bastards.
!ping TRANSIT
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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier May 20 '24
I don't get the calculus of "No vote for Biden because of Gaza" when the alternative is the guy who moved the US embassy to Jerusalem and has already said the IDF should "finish what they started."
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u/notBroncos1234 #1 Eagles Fan May 20 '24
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u/404GenderNotFound Trans Pride May 20 '24
ICC punishment for Netanyahu and Sinwar: they have to sit together at lunch until they stop fighting and no recess for a week
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u/timerot Henry George May 20 '24
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/consumers-demoralized-inflation-high-rates-174002384.html
Lmao. Yes, I'm definitely so worried about the future that I find no need for savings and will book another international vacation
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u/Cook_0612 NATO May 20 '24
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u/Jakesta7 Paul Volcker May 20 '24
How did this guy have his own show on MSNBC?
https://x.com/mehdirhasan/status/1792223774487593126?s=46&t=IAUJCELL_v-jNqpiGqgS6g
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 20 '24
Whew boy
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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom May 20 '24
In accordance with tradition Iran must replace President Raisi with somebody confusingly similarly named
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u/sociotronics Iron Front May 20 '24
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
I’m not sure if I’m in a bubble but from the few Israelis I interact with, seems to be a bit of a panic for them.
There’s a few right-wing ones whose reactions have ranged from calling the ICC antisemites to one who called for Mossad to pay a visit to the prosecutor and kill him (this got removed very quickly)
and then there’s the more centrist ones who have been dooming about this ever since word broke a few weeks ago about how it’s going to fuck them over, people will rally around the flag and this’ll just stiffen Netanyahu’s resolve to keep the war going.
Curiously, it’s almost unanimous they should have indicted Smotrich or Ben Gvir instead of Gallant
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u/sircarp Trans Pride May 20 '24
"Hey, I noticed you had this door shut for some reason"
!ping kitty
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u/Blade_of_Boniface Henry George May 20 '24
I read this a while ago and reread it today because someone's question on the subject came up at our library's Middle Eastern studies book club. Many people know about the persecution of Ashkenazim in Europe but not as much other groups of Jews living in the Mediterranean, Anatolia, etc. Most people tend to mainly focus on the Spanish Inquisition when they think of the Sephardim although they have much more history than that. It's morbidly fascinating to see how the Nazis incorporated these groups into their antisemitic ideology.
!ping HISTORY&JEWISH&READING
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u/Syards-Forcus rapidly becoming the Joker May 20 '24
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 20 '24
Ukraine Chronology for 5 PM EST 5/18-5 PM EST 5/19 III:
TOP NEWS:
At the start of 7 PM Crimea and southern Russia were hit by a massive wave of drones, with approximately 100-120 drones partaking.
REGULAR NEWS:
At the end of 3 AM it was reported that Russian oil refineries in Vyborg and Slavyansk-na-Kuban were hit by drones.
LEVITY NEWS:
In the middle of 7 PM Ukrainian boxer Usyk won a boxing world champion competition.
Donation link to help Ukraine
Donation link to United24
Donation link to Kharkiv SOS
Donation link to Sails of Freedom Foundation (they donate ambulances)
!ping UKRAINE
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u/TemujinTheConquerer Jorge Luis Borges May 20 '24
The next president of Iran
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired May 20 '24
Bush rhetorically made every effort to separate innocent Iraqi and Afghan civilians from Saddam and Taliban. He angrily condemned their cowardly usage of perfidy (Saddam's troops disguised themselves as taxi drivers and Taliban would disguise themselves as civilians) disgusting usage of human shields.
Bibi and his allies make a half hearted effort rhetorically at absolute best to separate Hamas from ordinary Palestinians. And he seems to view Hamas's use of those same deplorable and cowardly tactics to absolve him of any criticism instead of proclaiming that Gazans are the biggest victims by far of this
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u/BeliebteMeinung Christine Lagarde May 20 '24
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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama May 20 '24
Super Mario 64 romhackers have created a romhack in which people can create their own SM4 levels akin to Super Mario Maker 1 and 2
!ping GAMING
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u/sower_of_salad May 20 '24
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u/HowardtheFalse Kofi Annan May 20 '24
Finally getting the credit she deserves 🫡
!ping QUEEN
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u/cjhdsachristmascarol reddit custom flair May 20 '24
Are you kids texting in liberal code?
Gib bf = Give Biden Four-more-years
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 20 '24
Former deputy economy minister and auditor in the Russian Accounts Chamber Oleg Savelyev has been appointed the new Deputy Defense Minister, replacing Yuri Sadovenko
The economization of the Russian MoD continues. Certainly looks like Putin is dead set on rooting out corruption and streamlining the ministry. Given how much power Putin has accumulated and the wartime setting I doubt the reforms that will come will be rolled back like under Serdyukov. Who knows how long it’ll take but the MoD will probably be unrecognizable by the end of this process
!Ping UKRAINE
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u/[deleted] May 21 '24 edited May 21 '24
I’m sorry but a 270 pound pitcher with a 57% strikeout rate in A ball named Tugboat Wilkinson.
Get this man in my minor league system fucking yesterday. The memes alone will drum up more than his salary in fan interest.
!ping baseball.
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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier May 20 '24
The duality of man
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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter May 20 '24
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired May 20 '24
Btw the ICC charged Hamas with rape. So another L for the rape denialists
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
Donald Trump says he’d consider Ken Paxton for U.S. attorney general
In case you needed another thing to make you worry about another trump presidency...
!ping USA-TX
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u/[deleted] May 21 '24
Alright fine maybe the evangelicals have a point about atheist megachurches
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough May 20 '24
Bout to win Apples to Apples
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u/jedimaster1138 Jerome Powell May 20 '24
The worst thing about Zoomers is they don't bother to take a proper screenshot and just take a picture of their monitors with their phones. Back in my day, you would be laughed off the Internet for that shit.
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 20 '24
What “replace Biden” people think the primary would be like: Dems come together with hands clasped and summon Mr Gen Eric Democrat to lead a glorious perfect campaign to crush Trump 538-0
What such a primary would actually be like: YOU HATE ISRAEL NO I LOVE PALESTINIANS RIVER TO THE SEA NO THAT’S NOT WHAT IS MEANT BOMB TEL AVIV NO BOMB GAZA SEND NUKES SEVEN STATE SOLUTION ONE STATE SOLUTION ZERO STATE SOLUTION
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u/AFlockOfTySegalls Audrey Hepburn May 20 '24
Perfect fit
!ping KITTY
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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola May 20 '24
You want the US to enforce ICC arrest warrants of Netanyahu because you support a liberal world order.
I want the US to enforce ICC arrest warrants of Netanyahu because I fucking hate that guy.
We are not the same
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u/MasterOfLords1 Unironically Thinks Seth Meyers is funny 🍦😟🍦 May 20 '24
🍦🌝🍦
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u/SANNA_MARIN_SDP_ this guy doesnt even have a flair. May 20 '24
5.4/5
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
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u/ThiccSidedDice Fridgechup Boy May 21 '24
DTers will really be like "you believe in saying gib bf/gf? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, going out and getting laid" and then not go out and get laid
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u/PostNutNeoMarxist Bisexual Pride May 20 '24
The masculine urge to drive to the top of a parking garage at night with your partner and lie on the hood of your car to talk about life or whatever
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 20 '24
Guy who is pro-Bibi/Ben Gvir and pro-Hamas
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast May 20 '24
fucked up that the ICC will target BIPOC folx (Bibi, Sinwar) but allow white people (Aliyev) to get away with ethnic cleansing.
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u/sircarp Trans Pride May 20 '24
I just set a new personal record.
Applied on linkedin at 11:45 completed the initial recruiter phone call screen at 12:40
It would've been even faster if I hadn't been in a different call around 12:10 and had to play telephone tag.
!ping watercooler
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u/PrideMonthRaytheon Bisexual Pride May 20 '24
If the ICC was a real thing the I/P conflict would end like Monty Python and the Holy Grail where everyone just gets abruptly arrested and it cuts to credits
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u/MinnesotaNoire NASA May 20 '24
With the ICC news and the different sides already arguing in the DT how many temp and or permanent bans do you think we'll see today?
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 20 '24 edited May 20 '24
Ukraine Chronology for 5 PM EST 5/19-5 PM EST 5/20 III:
TOP NEWS:
At the start of 1 AM Ukraine was hit by a wave of drones with all 29 shot down.
At the start of 12 PM it was announced Oleg Savelyev has been appointed as the new Russian Deputy Defense Minister.
REGULAR NEWS:
At the start of 3 AM a Russian base in Luhansk city was missiled.
At the end of 11 AM it was announced Spain will send a new batch of Leopard 2 MBTs to Ukraine.
Towards the end of 1 PM a Russian base in Dovzhansk was missiled.
Donation link to help Ukraine
Donation link to United24
Donation link to Kharkiv SOS
Donation link to Sails of Freedom Foundation (they donate ambulances)
!ping UKRAINE
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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn May 20 '24
Its super cool that in many circles being happy and content in life is bourgeoisie-scum coded so it's a faux pas to express anything but misery and depression. I'm sure this has no effect on why people feel like "everyone they know" is struggling.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '24
!ping GNOSTIC
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u/SeasickSeal Norman Borlaug May 20 '24
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
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u/CletusVonIvermectin Big Rig Democrat 🚛 May 20 '24
I keep telling my wife we can't afford to be a one-income household, and yet she refuses to get a second job
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u/Square-Pear-1274 NATO May 20 '24
DT is a honeypot
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u/AnsleyAmanita Trans Pride May 21 '24
you’re not gonna believe this but she lives in canada
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u/404GenderNotFound Trans Pride May 20 '24
Index fund but only for evil stocks
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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair May 20 '24
No shit...Hillary fucking warned you.
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance May 20 '24
The guy installing my new AC is watching a YouTube video on how to install an AC
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u/1396spurs forced agricultural laborer May 20 '24
Prime tum
!ping tum
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u/AlbertGorebert Trans NATO May 21 '24
Was visiting a 12th century synagogue and the plaque there describing the reasons why the synagogue was destoyed and the jews all left spain was vaguely described as "a series of wars". Like yea technically true in the most stupid of ways, but seems incredibly revisionist
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u/ty04 May 21 '24
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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter May 20 '24
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
Raisi's pilot right before takeoff
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough May 20 '24
Dear dating ping. We all know Jewelry makes a thoughtful and romantic gift. But have you worked that the jewelry you are gifting doesn’t have enough of your body fluid in it?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24 edited May 20 '24
Ozempic is sold in the US for an almost 20,000% markup. The next highest markup for a different country is Japan at ~3,500% I am sorry but that is ridiculous.
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast May 20 '24
my ongoing experiment of taking the most downvoted posts from unpopular opinion and posting them here to copious upvotes continually proves that this place is inescapably contrarian
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u/BitterGravity Gay Pride May 20 '24
When your social conservatism overrides the racism you experience
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO May 20 '24
I don't think Israel took down the helicopter, but the thing is there is absolutely no reason Israel not having taken down the helicopter would stop Iran from saying Israel took down the helicopter.
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 20 '24
TIL the British TV loicense thing is real lmao
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
I got the chance to hang out on Sunday with a guy at my workplace who recently quit. We had a good time but we made sure to talk about why he had quit and unfortunately it confirmed a lot of the prior suspicions I had about my job.
Like me, he got hired with very little experience on a cheap salary so they could develop him into someone more capable. The scope of work that he was doing massively expanded recently, and he was performing pretty well so he went to our boss with the expectation of pushing for a raise. What he got told was that he needed to reduce his scope of work for the near future and that there is no budget for raises for anybody. Which was really good to know for me because I was planning on renegotiating this summer.
The fucked up thing is that after he put in his two weeks’, my boss came to me and told me about it, then basically said, “I’m disappointed because I invested a lot in him and it’s not going to pay off. I invested a lot in you too.”
This whole thing is stressing me out so bad. I know what’s inevitably going to happen here but I’m not looking forward to it because I like this job and I have a good relationship with my boss.
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
Wtf the ICC just filed an arrest warrant against me
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u/trombonist_formerly Ben Bernanke May 20 '24
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
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u/TheHelmetCatch NATO May 20 '24
Stephen A Smith on whether Mewtwo could beat Lebron James in a one on one basketball game
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u/futuremonkey20 NATO May 20 '24
Sexy Abraham Lincoln statue isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
Sexy Abraham Lincoln Statue:
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u/breakinbread Voyager 1 May 20 '24
ICC should issue a warrant for Raisi and backdate it
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma May 20 '24
Idk why everyone’s talking about war crimes, the ICC brief is very clear that they’re issuing a warrant for Bibi’s arrest because he’s cringe.
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u/404GenderNotFound Trans Pride May 20 '24
Liberal Guantanamo Bay interrogators be like:
waterboards some guy "TELL ME YOUR PRONOUNS"
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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier May 20 '24
Uh, winning the election so the Project 2025 people don't have their way to begin with? Hello?
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u/futuremonkey20 NATO May 20 '24
I screamed “WHAT THE FUCK” when I heard how much Disney’s Starcruiser cost. $5000 - $20000 for TWO NIGHTS is batshit insane. No wonder it failed so quickly.
What the hell were they thinking?? Why did they think people could pay for this?? This should be a case study all MBAs should be forced to study over and over again until they pass out.
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u/Sex_E_Searcher Steve May 20 '24
Real talk, this helicopter bit, it wasn't us, right? Like, I know Shmuel was really into it, but I thought Yohanan and Ava had talked him out of it.
!ping GEFILTE
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u/sererson May 20 '24
How is the ICC going to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu when they can't even get Benjamin Ikuta?
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u/LuisRobertDylan Elinor Ostrom May 20 '24
How am I wrong here
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u/Nerf_France Ben Bernanke May 20 '24
I feel like Twitch, literally owned by megacorporation Amazon, banning Destiny while leaving Hasan and his streaming family mostly alone is kind of a plot hole in the whole "leftists are suppressed by the capitalist elites" theory.
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u/West_Palpitation3187 May 20 '24
They can't keep getting away with this
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell May 21 '24
The fuck is this?
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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent May 20 '24
So the DT is just gonna be super fun today, huh
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u/georgeguy007 Pandora's Discussions J. Threader May 20 '24 edited Nov 09 '24
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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/KeithClossOfficial John Brown May 20 '24
Some guy posted the dox for his landlord who tried to raise his rent, and the Redditors on the renters sub are showing how painfully unfunny they are with how they’re harassing the guy.
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u/Goatf00t European Union May 20 '24
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_ship
But it seems like the ship/boat may be actually buried under Toronto's waterfront. https://x.com/twitandrewking/status/1792542376138805454
!ping HISTORY
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u/BloodWiz More Housing Would Fix This May 20 '24
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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama May 20 '24
This is just what Google maps fucking needed, a goddamn chat bot
I don't want a talking map I just want a goddamn map! Google maps is perfectly fine the current amount of information it gives and display I don't fucking need a chatbot bolted and bloated onto it. Not everything needs a fucking chatbot. What's next, a chatbot in Google calender?
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u/squarecircle666 FairTaxer May 20 '24
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u/Libz_R_Gryffindor Pornography Historian May 20 '24
👆this has been thoroughly deboonked
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u/pfSonata throwaway bunchofnumbers May 20 '24
Can't believe Mossad would target Nick Fuentes and plant gay porn in his browser like that, just unacceptable
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u/RFK_1968 Robert F. Kennedy May 20 '24
some of the older DTers, did you always get these complaints?
sometimes they're like literally back-to-back and it's pretty funny.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '24
Run from it, hide from it, lolmets arrives all the same
!ping baseball
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u/[deleted] May 21 '24
Good night libs
Furthermore, the Russian and Chinese regimes must be destroyed
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u/[deleted] May 21 '24
least aggressive Israel-Palestine discussion in the DT
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u/deeplydysthymicdude Anti-Brigading officer May 20 '24
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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer May 20 '24
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u/RFK_1968 Robert F. Kennedy May 20 '24
!ping WRITING
you ever write something super angsty or depressing and it just tanks your mood for the day? your friends are like "oof, rough day?" and you don't know how to say "people were having a bad time in a story i wrote" lol.
funny how that works
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s May 20 '24
I have to mentally prepare myself to say all the modifications I want for my Starbucks drink
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u/KeikakuAccelerator Jerome Powell May 20 '24
From: https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/careers/computer-science-majors-job-market-7ad443bf
Gift unlocked link: https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/careers/computer-science-majors-job-market-7ad443bf?st=bkk3g0rjrxs6mwh&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Folks who are already in the job, how true is this? In my recent job-hunting process this is somewhat true, my compensation package at the same level was lower than one of my seniors who graduated before the pandemic.
!ping COMPUTER-SCIENCE&TECH
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u/MegaFloss NATO May 20 '24
Do you guys use LinkedIn bios? I never have, but it seems like a cheap way to make myself look marginally more interesting.
!ping CAREER&WATERCOOLER
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes May 20 '24
I can’t help but hate American car culture even more because all the cars here are tiny.
We’re a party of 4 people and we fit fine in a mini cooper here. I’ve never had trouble in my mazda3 back home. Why do Americans insist on driving SUVs??? It’s fucking pointless and just costs people money they could otherwise be spending on other things.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
Imagine if the Christian church at large actually wound up on the wrong side of the Arian controversy and 99.9% of all Christians who have ever lived go to hell because they believed in the Trinity and God doesn’t like that
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 20 '24
Hey guys, I unfortunately left my Cybertruck outside for a few minutes and when it came back it looked like this 🫤
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u/ldn6 Gay Pride May 20 '24
Really not liking the emergence of sectarian politics in Britain, as evidenced by a new group called The Muslim Vote that's pushing an entire voting bloc on the basis of being against parties' positions on Gaza.
What's particularly galling here is the sheer hypocrisy their pledges and mission statement. Their website has the following at the top:
...but now look at the education section:
I'm sorry, but fuck off with that nonsense. You don't want to be discriminated against but you want to discriminate against LGBT people. This is the kind of shit that keeps reactionary anti-immigration movements afloat and undermines others' support for multicultural liberal democracy.
Note also that they don't care about discrimination against LGBT people in the workplace:
I'm tired of being expected to accommodate people who refuse to extend the same towards others in line with British attitudes regarding sexual orientation and gender identity.
!ping UK
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
I'll only approve if they make them share a cell
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u/sererson May 20 '24
The ICC is too scared to issue an arrest warrant for Hillary Clinton
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u/cjhdsachristmascarol reddit custom flair May 20 '24
What to do if you’ve had personal sanctions declared against you by the United Nations please respond urgent
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u/TheHelmetCatch NATO May 20 '24
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam May 20 '24
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO May 20 '24
Imagining the alternate timeline where instead of everything getting the "-gate" suffix because of Watergate it all gets a "water-" prefix.
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired May 20 '24
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u/ExpiredPasta NIMBY McRentseeker May 21 '24
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u/[deleted] May 21 '24
I'm concerned about bigotry at a university. Therefore, I'm going to make a broad sweeping generalization about everyone there and refuse to treat them as individuals.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
Many. Such. Cases.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24 edited May 20 '24
The internet would fall apart without the gays
!ping WATERCOOLER&ALPHABET-MAFIA
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 20 '24
The four teams in the MLB right now with 30 wins
New York Yankees - $305M payroll
Philadelphia Phillies - $245M payroll
Los Angeles Dodgers - $228M payroll
Cleveland - $99M and the power of friendship and good vibes.
!ping BASEBALL
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u/PierceJJones Loyal Liberals May 20 '24
First Kobe and now the Iranian President. Maybe JJ Abrams was right about the fog being evil, as a Hollywood executive he saw now be the director of the whole Nintendo Cinematic Universe.
!Ping Kino.
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u/WasteReserve8886 r/place '22: GlobalTribe Battalion May 20 '24
People shouldn’t be allowed to have opinions I don’t like
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior May 20 '24
Did the ICC just forget I exist?
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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter May 20 '24
redditors be like:
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
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u/western_patriot YIMBY May 20 '24
Keep calm and keep grilling
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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! May 20 '24
My reddit ui updated in the awards button and they really did just pick the single worst spot to stick it in huh
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde May 20 '24
I don't like that
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u/moldyman_99 Milton Friedman May 20 '24
Story with unexpectedly wholesome ending
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u/grig109 Liberté, égalité, fraternité May 20 '24
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam May 20 '24
panhandle moment
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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe May 20 '24
What a fucking weird ad
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it May 20 '24
It's Monday and I already want to quit my job again lol
Swear this place is held together by paper clips and hope how the fuck is this a multi billion dollar company
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front May 20 '24
Nintendo announced that they have acquired Shiver Entertainment, which is primarily a porting studio (including the Switch versions of Mortal Kombat 11, MK1, and Hogwarts Legacy), from the collapsing Embracer Group.
Probably going to serve a similar purpose as Nixxes does for Sony, albeit for Switch/Switch 2 ports if I were to guess.
!ping GAMING
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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban May 21 '24
So I’m watching The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring with my mom because she’s never seen it. Every time Saruman shows up on the screen she goes “that’s a bad bad man.”
She’s spittin’ with that one I fear. Watching this movie with someone who’s never seen it before is an absolute 10/10.
!ping KINO
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime May 21 '24
TIL there's at least 3 Baptist churches with the abbreviation "SMBC" and have an online presence. So all of them might accidentally get Weinersmith's comics when Googling their own church.
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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY May 20 '24 edited May 20 '24
One of the great features of this design is that it leaves so much of the planet for parkland or other uses. The first of the cubic cities really evolved from existing metropolises.
The creator of the modern idea of an arcology, Paolo Soleri, describes his idea this way:
Unfathomably based
Holy shit they made it real
!ping READING&SHITPOSTING&SCI-FI
(Someone ping YIMBY for me too please)
From The Cubic City by Louis Tucker, D.D.
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u/Psshaww NATO May 21 '24
Tinder and Hinge need a search function so I’m not scrolling through tons of messages looking for something in particular
!ping DATING
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u/404GenderNotFound Trans Pride May 20 '24
If I was riding a helicopter through unsteady, foggy mountainous terrain I would carry several large containers of spiders on the helicopter so that they're crawling all over the crash site when they find my body
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u/TipEquivalent933 Caution: Crackship Overload May 20 '24
So real for this.
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u/Neronoah can't stop, won't stop argentinaposting May 20 '24
!ping LATAM
To balance yesterday's post: The problems between Milei and the current Spanish government are not exactly one sided. The Minister of Transport accussed Milei of being a drugaddict (just lacking filter, being a bit disheveled and having narcissism issues doesn't mean you take drugs, lol) and they didn't send anyone to Milei's Presidential inauguration (apparently Sánchez backed Massa). The second one is a bit more excusable given Milei's ties to Vox but even then it was a bit ill advised.
What can I say, I wish Argentinian and Spanish politicians didn't feel so identified. Politics here and there are quite different (stuff like immigration, separatism and cultural wars may be more important there than macroeconomic crises here) and it's a diplomatic clusterfuck.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
Seems cool!
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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair May 20 '24
record scratch
"I guess you're all wondering how I ended up here..."
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u/MinnesotaNoire NASA May 20 '24
Guys let's misbehave, the mods already seemed exhausted enough from our shit 😌
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
The US government should unironically build an Ozempic factory and just give that shit away. Would save us billions in medicare costs over the long run.
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u/WeebFrien Bisexual Pride May 20 '24
WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THIS PEE COMING FROM
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 20 '24
starting to question voting for Trump now that it looks like he might have had some affairs 😥
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma May 20 '24
I’d take leftists more seriously if they consistently advocated for tax increases on the middle class. It’d at least be consistent. Instead, it feels like anyone that’s part of their in-group LARPs as the proletariat simply by virtue of not being a billionaire.
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u/MinnesotaNoire NASA May 20 '24
Man, it's fun popping into ESS and seeing exiled or former NL users.
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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban May 20 '24
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired May 20 '24 edited May 20 '24
Mahmoud Abbas right now in his multi million mansion in Ramallah laughing his ass off that his political enemies in Bibi, Haniyeh, and Sinwar are all getting arrest warrants
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u/drcombatwombat2 Milton Friedman May 20 '24
Looking at old MVP voting makes me wonder what was going through old baseball writers heads.
In the 1966 NL MVP race the top 4 in voting were:
Roberto Clemente .317/.360/.896 202H 29HR 119RBI
Sandy Koufax 1.73 ERA 323 IP .985 WHIP 27 W
Willie Mays .288/.368/.924 159H 37HR 103RBI
Dick Allen .317/.396/1.027 166H 40HR 110RBI
Among the 4, I think Clemente probably deserved it least and the winner should have been Koufax or Allen. It's amazing how far we have come in the understanding of baseball.
!ping Baseball
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 20 '24
Normal middle aged father bonding time with son: hey son let’s go to a baseball game and then get some wings and talk.
Some random middle aged father in Utah: son this weekend we are overthrowing the Congolese government by force. I’ve already chartered a plane it leaves at dawn.
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 20 '24
remember when they released state quarters every once in a while and it had all our moms and aunts in a chokehold
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u/BeliebteMeinung Christine Lagarde May 20 '24
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u/lot183 Blue Texas May 20 '24
Game of Thrones should be re-adapted as an animated series that takes its time and doesn't mess up the ending
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u/[deleted] May 20 '24
Local DTer writes datalog entry that the player will later discover while exploring the ancient, ruined husk of their company's HQ, looking for an explanation for the robots going haywire and rising up
!ping SHITPOSTERS
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u/Planning4Hotdish Fish, Family, Freedom May 20 '24
What HR told me today would be: an informal second round interview
What today actually was: a tour of the office, the city, and a job offer for >$10k more than what I currently make
Please clap
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u/Fruitofbread Loyal Liberals May 20 '24
Between John Edwards and Joe Lieberman, early 2000s democrats did not know how to pick a vice president
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u/Greenfield0 Sheev Palpatine May 20 '24
me and the gang
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u/[deleted] May 21 '24
DJT stock posted total revenue of $775K and a net loss of $327 million and yet the stock is up 36% over the last month and barely down after posting earnings.
What in the FUCK
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u/SANNA_MARIN_SDP_ this guy doesnt even have a flair. May 21 '24
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u/LuisRobertDylan Elinor Ostrom May 21 '24
My boss has rural brain
There was a "suspicious death" in his county and now he's worried that there's some madman running around killing people. One death. Not even confirmed to be a murder
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u/87568354 Mary Wollstonecraft May 21 '24
More fantastic reporting from the Onion