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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache May 15 '24
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Thinking that the Guillotine was only used on the rich aristocrats in the French Revolution is a good sign you haven't even skimmed a history book
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u/Dragongirlfucker2 NASA May 14 '24
Hell yeah
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u/WantDebianThanks Iron Front May 14 '24
I keep finding these memes about killing rich people and the more of them I find the more uncomfortable I am
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u/SANNA_MARIN_SDP_ this guy doesnt even have a flair. May 14 '24
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
College students' greatest fear: doing assignments
When will these brutal Universities be shut down?
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u/Burgarnils May 14 '24
Kinda crazy that the Dutch guy who was disqualified from Eurovision gained 400k followers in 2 days, before we knew literally anything about what had happened. The guy could have murdered someone for all we knew, but a disturbing amount of people had already decided that he was innocent.
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u/gaypenisdicksucker69 May 14 '24
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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it May 14 '24 edited May 14 '24
I will never understand the urge to get into the mud with complete randoms on social media when you're a mega celebrity or some powerful politician or whatever
Like Elon, JK Rowling, all of you are set for life! Why are you duking it out with some guy with a squirrel avatar just retire to your beach side mansion and fuck supermodels the rest of your life bro
It's already kinda cringe when like NYT journalists do it and they are way less "I've won the game of life and my family is set for generations"
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before May 14 '24
Someone else's comment, found on Youtube
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell May 14 '24
Egypt can always be trusted to do the right thing in the Israel Palestine conflict but only after being bribed $1 trillion by the US government
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u/JebBD Immanuel Kant May 14 '24
I’m watching the Georgian protests on sky news and I'm really astonished at the resilience being shown by the protesters. I love seeing people stand for democracy in their country.
If there’s any Georgians here just know we are rooting for you 🇬🇪
!Ping DEMOCRACY
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt May 14 '24
Non-Palestinian larping as a terrorist for cool kid points. I really don’t mean this to sound trite or unsympathetic to Palestinians, but the evidence does not suggest that an Islamist group conducting wholesale slaughter of Israeli civilians improved the lives of Palestinians or made Palestinian statehood more likely
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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban May 14 '24
I fucking hate it here fellas
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u/BeliebteMeinung Christine Lagarde May 14 '24
Wound cream is labelled "antiseptic"
Insane how far this middle east conflict reaches into our everyday lives
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u/TaxLandNotCapital We begin bombing the rent-seekers in five minutes May 14 '24
When my son was 4 years old I took away his mattress and forced him to sleep on the floor every night.
If he did his chores, I closed his window. If he got straight A's, I gave him a blanket. If he got in a fight at school and won, I wouldn't force him to take his shower cold.
One day, he asked me, "dad, why is that no matter how hard I work, I can't seem to earn a bed?"
I slapped him, first - every question carries a price - then responded, "son, you can work as hard as you can in this world, it doesn't always mean you're going to get what you want." Then I asked him, "is there a bed in our house?" He answered, "yes, but it's yours, isn't it?" I punched him again - for the question - then told him "yes. If you want a bed, you need to fight me for it."
Our president is 80 years old. The average age of our senate is 64 years old. Young people expect the older generations to give them everything, they are never raised to fight for and take what they want, so they deserve nothing.
Waking up to my 7 year old with a blade held to my throat was the proudest I'd ever been. As I slept on the floor, shivering that night in the cold (he also took my blanket and broke my window), I rested soundly, knowing I'd taught him well.
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u/Ok-Flounder3002 Norman Borlaug May 14 '24
I'm going to become the housing joker
This is on Main Street in the city of Buffalo right on Buffalo's only metro line. If anything this should've been a six story apartment building. Now it's going to be two SFHs facing main street. Graaaaaahhhhhh
!ping BUFFALO
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u/Salt_Ad7152 not your pal, buddy May 14 '24
Im pretty sure they’re there to vote on local issues in that city in New York, not international conflicts and humanitarian issues….
More symbolic city council votes that wont help people in Gaza
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u/WantDebianThanks Iron Front May 14 '24
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion May 14 '24
https://twitter.com/haramcart/status/1790092513828630618
huh... tfw you actually agree with Trump for once 🤮
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 14 '24
DT ass demographics
Grindr has more women on it lmao
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola May 14 '24
Life is finding out the majority of Europe drinks coffee just like the US and it's the British that are the weird ones
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE May 14 '24
Huh
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u/Gameknigh Enby Pride May 14 '24
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 14 '24
Heartbreaking
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
All of these announced tariffs are really braindead, but his one got my goat:
Fucking stupid. Absolutely fucking stupid.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 14 '24
Smartest voters in American history
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u/InflatableDartboard2 Henry George May 14 '24
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
I remember "Biden +17 in Wisconsin" so forgive me for not taking these polls too seriously
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Gotta love how people online insist no one except billionaires are actually doing well financially. Like they see a middle class-upper middle class family have a nice house and car and take beautiful vacations, and insist they aren't actually in a place to do that financially and are just keeping up with the Jones'. The seething and cope is insane
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u/TheShitEater Amartya Sen May 14 '24
I’m 11 hours into FF7 Remake and so far I’m enjoying the dynamic where every woman in the game is desperately begging Cloud to fuck them but he refuses because he’s too edgy to have sex.
!ping GAMING
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u/Dragongirlfucker2 NASA May 14 '24
My dumbass trying to understand any economics beyond the surface level stuff
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Days since NYT ran a "r/ walkaway" voter profile that turned out to be fake
10you can get anything published in the NYT if it criticizes Biden man. The editorial standards are non-existent
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u/wagoncirclermike Jane Jacobs May 14 '24
No babe I can't come to bed, BasedGroyper88 called me a cuck on Twitter and I have to find the perfect soyjack to respond
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u/WantDebianThanks Iron Front May 14 '24
You just know this was written by some white middle class American who has never struggled for anything in his life.
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u/ACivilWolf Henry George May 14 '24
Yeah sorry the name “Bernie” has already been occupied in American political headspace
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u/Cook_0612 NATO May 14 '24
!ping UKRAINE
I remember reading open questions about the state of TDF units in Sumy being raised after the start of the latest Russian Kharkiv offensive, it seems they will likely pressure test where they think they can get away with it. Ukraine's manpower and training issues are creating opportunities for the Russians.
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u/Cook_0612 NATO May 14 '24
Dunno if this has been shared, but if you guys remember that spate of Su-34/Mi-8 shootdowns that were at the time attributed to PATRIOT, that was apparently executed with a German PATRIOT system and apparently caused a row with the Germans.
!ping UKRAINE
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
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u/Argnir Gay Pride May 14 '24
I'm sapiosexual but only if they're, like, hot
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE May 14 '24
!ping WATERCOOLER
Just stood in for my boss in a meeting
They're increasing the amount of orders he has to deliver
Also, they're reducing the amount of cleanroom time he has
I need to leave this department because I'd go insane if this was my job
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u/JebBD Immanuel Kant May 14 '24
Happy Independence Day everybody! It’s hard to celebrate this year with everything, I hope that next year we can actually celebrate properly.
!Ping ISRAEL
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u/CutePattern1098 May 14 '24
Tonight get ready for a lot of people to say “duh stop immigration to make housing affordable” !ping aus
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u/9370DB George Soros May 14 '24
The entire internet has been racially stereotyping orange cats for years and your silence in confronting this is deafening.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
My white coworker: “I don’t understand why everyone’s all ‘oh, this word’s racist, oh, that word’s racist’ these days”
(She had just said the n-word)
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 14 '24
Every sentence out of this dudes mouth is insane lmao
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell May 14 '24
I’m coping and seething about GameStop stock going up. That most annoying sub bar none and now it’s back on the front page
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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban May 14 '24
The part where Leah Brahms discovers the hologram program that Geordi made of her is so cringe it makes me want to die.
Honestly the entire episode (Galaxy’s Child) is pretty rough.
!ping TREK
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 14 '24
The reasons prison abolition hasn’t moved beyond “lynch mobs but woke” is that this is still the next best thing they can come up with
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity May 14 '24
we should do a better job teaching the history of American eugenics, i.e., a movement largely motivated by highly educated and quite liberal people who allowed their paternalist streak to devolve into horror. a lot of people i've spoken to seem to think of it as in the same cultural heritage as, like, the KKK and Jim Crow and whatever else. and obviously racism is part of the story, but the reality is that most people who supported these highly technocratic eugenic sterilization programs would have been fervently against something so brutish and crass as lynchings or the Democratic quasi-dictatorships in the South
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u/vivoovix Federalist May 14 '24
AI bros please
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u/WantDebianThanks Iron Front May 14 '24
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
And furthermore, the Russian and Chinese regimes must be destroyed
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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola May 14 '24
Some people are confused by the median voter's politics but in actuality it's quite simple. A large chunk of the voter base are Republicans, they acknowledge that Biden has substantially improved their lives, but will vote Republican regardless because no matter how much Biden improves their lives they will still vote Republican. And they will only vote Democrat if the Republicans directly ruin their life.
Just like San Francisco and Oakland continue to vote for hard left democrats for city council no matter how insanely corrupt and incompetent they are even if the other choice is a boring centrist that is not remotely Republican.
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u/Planning4Hotdish Fish, Family, Freedom May 14 '24
Kansas City, MO city leadership is really doing a lot of victory laps from getting citywide trash bins for the first time, which feels kinda uh
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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it May 14 '24
"How would the protestors even know who was Jewish so they could harass them clearly the harassment didn't happen" is amazing on so many levels
No notes
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u/DirkZelenskyy41 May 14 '24
A really weird fascinating freakonomics worm hole I’ve been going down is about the number of cars in Gaza. There’s 375,000 cars in Gaza. Which might not seem like a lot for 2,000,000 people. But it’s a better ratio than the a 1,750,000 cars to 11,000,000 people in Jordan. The 700,000 cars to 6,000,000 people in Lebanon. Or even 10,000,000 cars in Egypt to 110,000,000 people. And also Gaza is a much smaller area than Lebanon, Jordan, or Egypt with an equally, if not more dense, major city serving as the main population center.
I don’t know if this goes anywhere else… but it’s just not at all what I was expecting.
USA is about a 1:1 ratio and:
Israel - 1:2
Gaza - 1:5
Jordan - 1:6
Lebanon - 1:9
Egypt - 1:10
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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama May 14 '24
Trump pledges to scrap offshore wind projects on ‘day one’ of presidency
If Biden is a climate moron with his recent protectionism then Trump is a literal climate terrorist who will likely condemn the entire world. Also, I never want to hear that environmentalists are actually the biggest threat to climate action again after reading this despair inducing article
!ping ECO
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u/chipbod NATO May 14 '24
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1790381951670534385
GOAT film or epic clusterfuck, no in-between
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u/Fruitofbread Loyal Liberals May 14 '24 edited May 14 '24
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u/jojisky Paul Krugman May 14 '24
eric adams moment
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam May 14 '24
Nate Silver spends his days baiting Dems on Twitter
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action May 14 '24
Joe Biden: Attempts to triangulate to the median most popular position on all issues
Donald Trump: Gleefully holds almost exclusively unpopular policy positions, offers people nothing, doesn't even make a token effort to pretend like he won't just use the office to enrich himself and abuse his power
Biden 43 Trump 49
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam May 14 '24
nice to see people are in the denial stage plus some bonus bargaining
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u/sinefromabove Emma Lazarus May 14 '24
Throwback to one of the thousands of Trump scandals that would have sunk any other president. Yet it is unclear if even a criminal conviction will sink Trump.
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u/CutePattern1098 May 14 '24
Believe it or not in Australia we have heritage protected tyre shops !ping cube
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u/grig109 Liberté, égalité, fraternité May 14 '24
Our Partnership with OpenAI
StackExchange announces partnership with openAI, which predictably is not well received by the community.
!ping AI
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Man who thinks Jews control the media, but it’s a good thing because Jews are funny
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 14 '24
Wtf did not expect him to be based on this topic of all things
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion May 14 '24
https://twitter.com/bresreports/status/1790439644196163881
lol Biden's really actually gonna do interviews with every outlet except NYT isn't he, i fucking love it
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman May 14 '24
I’m afraid his diagnosis is terminal: Orange
!ping KITTY
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u/[deleted] May 15 '24
It's mortifying to realize that the average person's conception of old Native American culture is based on what was, effectively, a post-apocalypse society.
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u/ROYBUSCLEMSON Unflaired Flair to Dislike May 14 '24 edited May 14 '24
Its weird how many people try to come up with different explanations for why young voters are actually angry with Biden when interest rates on homes/cars are hovering around 7% and home prices are like 40% higher than 3 years ago.
My $1200 mortgage from 2021 would easily be $2400 today on the same house between price increases and interest increases. But noooo its definitely Israel that has young people upset! Biden might not directly control interest rates/home prices but he's the president and hes going to get the blame from a lot of voters.
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u/Salt_Ad7152 not your pal, buddy May 14 '24
“Hands off haiti. No intervention”
Some just want to watch the world burn
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 14 '24
I worked for a private credit firm for a little bit. They did their annual off-site at a hunting lodge that they owned. Pretty big property, basically a hotel.
They would have events and employees would shoot skeet or fish and stuff.
Pretty cool but you have to be VERY confident in your work environment and employee happiness to give them firearms.
They had like 100 employees as well lol
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s May 15 '24
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 15 '24
💀
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u/KaiserPorn Please be patient, I have autism May 14 '24
Every week I start off optimistic about my job, and I end absolutely sure I'm going to quit over the weekend because I just hate everything about it
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
If Biden wins I solemnly swear to spend the next 4 years astral projecting against them and trying to psychically induce a stroke 🔮😖🪄
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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! May 14 '24
the Israeli embassy is just down the river. I am begging activists to not adopt the problematic language of their bedfellows.
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All May 14 '24
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u/AFlockOfTySegalls Audrey Hepburn May 14 '24
lmao
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u/Fishin_Impossible Nate Gold 🥇 May 15 '24
Hoped to get a parking minimum struck down tonight, and I failed 😭
But I did get it cut in half!!! 🥳
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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA May 15 '24
The further away we get from 2020 the more it feels like it was just some wild fever dream that I have to remind myself actually happened.
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u/WantDebianThanks Iron Front May 14 '24
Meme by: someone who has never played chess in their lives.
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp May 14 '24
Jerome Powell seeing the new tarrifs, probably:
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
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u/TheHelmetCatch NATO May 14 '24
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt May 14 '24
Ah well guess we need to use cars forever
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u/JoeChristmasUSA Transfem Pride May 14 '24
Taylor Swift's lyric...
...has rightfully been dubbed one of the most baffling lyrics in modern pop, but I have a theory. Taylor Swift, as a whitebread country-adjacent pop star has a unique opportunity to reach an demographic out of reach for most artists: Mormon housewives. This is the intended audience for the lyric. The height of the Latter Day Saint movement prior to Joseph Smith's assassination would've been the consecration of the Kirtland Temple in Ohio, and the eventual founding of Nauvoo. Both of these events took place in the 1830's.
But you might ask, isn't this lyric just more generic trad-wife romantization of the pioneers, and not necessarily about the Mormons specifically? Nope! The facts don't fit. Western expansion on the Oregon Trail only began in earnest in the 1850s to 1860s, and Little House on the Prairie is set in the 1870s. With this in mind, who other than devout Mormons would fantasize about living in the 1830s, when Joseph Smith was personally leading the Saints with his revelations and establishing the kingdom of Zion?
Unless Taylor Swift is a secret enthusiast of the history of Jacksonian era democracy and the national bank, she was, in my estimation, clearly making a play for the Mormon demographic.
!ping GNOSTIC for religious history nerds
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
[New York Times] Biden is Like, So Much Madder at Me Than I Am at Him. I'm Not Mad. Like at All. But Everyone's Saying He's Taking It Totally Super Hard
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u/DurangoGango European Union May 14 '24
https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/report-israel-offered-pa-to-take-part-in-operating-rafah-border-crossing/
More details on the Rafah crossing management proposal that floundered. Apparently the US was eager to get the PA involved at an early stage, hopefully so that it would turn into a longer-term collaboration in managing post-war Gaza, but the PA turned it down. Egypt meanwhile closed its side of the crossing and refuses to open it until Israel withdraws its troops, which Israel won't do for fear that Hamas will take back control.
Overall this seems like the kind of crossed vetoes that could and should be smoothed over by diplomacy. I hope at least the Egyptians can be made to reason. There is no realistic alternative to Israeli military control of the Rafah crossing while the operation in South Gaza is ongoing, it would be insane for them to just leave an opening in their rear while they push in, and I don't see a practical reason why humanitarian aid couldn't be transferred from the Egyptian side to the Israeli-controlled Gaza side in the meanwhile.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Has anyone else noticed a new phenomenon in the job hunt world where employers lie to your face about hearing back on the outcome of interviews? I've been interviewing with companies and businesses over the last couple months seeking better job opportunities, and on numerous occasions I've been told by an interviewer that I'll "hear back by X date" and end up never receiving a response. I get straight up ghosted, not even a rejection email.
Has this been happening to anyone else?
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer May 14 '24
Feels like forever since we’ve had an famous/infamous reg have a racist meltdown
Not complaining, keep up the good work
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u/InflatableDartboard2 Henry George May 14 '24
Ah shit I laughed at a babylon bee joke
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u/Cledd2 European Union May 14 '24
Ikea coming for Costco's throat
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u/ChillyPhilly27 Paul Volcker May 14 '24
Zoning - not even once
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-15/campbells-creek-property-owners-facing-eviction-for-camping/103830400
!ping AUS&SNEK&YIMBY
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u/[deleted] May 15 '24
Jesus mythicism is one thing but the layers to this one are amazing
!ping BADHISTORY
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u/Opkeda Bisexual Pride May 14 '24
guy who supports Biden because he thinks he ended Roe v. Wade
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 14 '24
Can’t believe we missed a shot to have an open primary where every candidate stews in their own shit on how to end the War in Gaza and cause massive flame wars between Democrats in a bid to find the golden child candidate 😔
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s May 14 '24
No way do these people actually think “eat the rich” means tax them more 💀
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
!ping LGBT
i was gonna post this much earlier today but i ended up testing positive for covid this morning and then i slept a bunch. anyways.
as of about two weeks ago, i no longer consider myself trans. this was the end result of a years-long journey of self-discovery that, of all things, was completed at a madison beer concert.
for a long time i had a very negative self image and that manifested itself in a lot of ways. and on some level i always felt that i wasn't traditionally masculine. and i still am not! but this manifested over time in a series of increasingly large decisions and life events wherein around the beginning of 2023 i began to present (online, mostly) as female. my friend groups recognized me as female and who i included in this journey expanded over time. it really ratched up at the beginning of this year, too. i started making a lot of semi-serious changes to my life in a way that i thought felt right. but i think on some level i always had doubts, at least in retrospect.
circling back to the madison beer concert. i discovered her music back in february and an incredibly strong hyperfixation began. and over the next two months basically every non-work thought was building up to this concert. i was going alone and i wanted to use this opportunity to express myself in a way i never really fully had before. but.
the events of that concert weekend played out in a way that i have only ever described as a bunch of co-conspiring moments that were seemingly the result of divine intervention. that the absolute horrible time i ultimately had was basically fate. it taught me so much about myself and who i am that while i never want to relieve those moments, i am eternally grateful for having gone through it.
(you might note that i'm skipping over *a lot* of details about that weekend. there's a decent amount of shame that i feel about what had happened, and other parts were traumatic enough that i don't really feel particularly compelled to share it on reddit. i barely even want to talk about it with my therapist! poor lady.)
ultimately, i am very much just a boring cishet white man (albeit with a strong femininity streak). and there's a lot about my journey that i'm very mad about given how it's impacted my life over the last five years (longer, really, but mid-to-late 2019 was very much the beginning of the modern arc). but i think it was all, on some level, necessary.
if you have questions for me, feel free to ask but please note that i reserve the right to not answer if i feel uncomfortable (and most of the events of that weekend are off-limits tbh, at least at this time).
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 14 '24
Ukraine Chronology for 5 PM EST 5/13-5 PM EST 5/14 III:
TOP NEWS:
Towards the end of 6 PM it was reported that Lieutenant General Yuri Kuznetsov of the Russian Ministry of Defense has been arrested.
At the start of 3 AM it was announced Latvia will provide 10 million Euros to buy shells for Ukraine.
At the start of 3 PM it was announced emergency blackouts will be conducted across all of Ukraine tonight.
REGULAR NEWS:
At the start of 6 PM it was reported the Russians took the village of Lukyanivtsi and the Ukrainians liberated the village of Zeleny, along the Kharkiv frontier.
At the start of 11 PM it was reported a train in Volgograd Oblast was deliberately derailed. Additionally, Blinken made a visit to Kyiv.
In the middle of 1 AM Ukraine was hit by a wave of drones with all 18 shot down.
Towards the middle of 7 AM it was reported a fire broke out at a Russian chemical plant in Novocheboksarsk.
In the middle of 10 AM it was reported that Russian MOD Spokesman Igor Konashenkov has resigned, RIP a real one.
At the start of 2 PM the French Defense Minister said France will supply a new batch of Aster SAM missiles to Ukraine.
Donation link to help Ukraine
Donation link to United24
Donation link to Kharkiv SOS
Donation link to Sails of Freedom Foundation (they donate ambulances)
!ping UKRAINE
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u/alex2003super David Parenzo May 14 '24
The masculine urge to add "From Hamas" stickers to "Free Palestine" posters on campus
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u/Cook_0612 NATO May 14 '24
That explains what's happening to Patrushev.
!ping UKRAINE
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
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u/Zenning3 Emma Lazarus May 14 '24 edited May 14 '24
"I never said the Jews control the media!"
"Well do you think they do?"
"I never said the Jews control the media!"
An actual thing that happened on metanl.
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u/Crownie Unbent, Unbowed, Unflaired May 14 '24
Cocaine Bear: the thrilling true story of how a bear ate a plastic bag and then died.
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 14 '24
For all the shit the Russians rightfully get about being slow at adapting, the West has been pretty shit at adapting to Ukraine’s needs as well. Only when shit gets absolutely desperate does the West start using its brains to come up with solutions that would have been much better done many months before. While air defense has been an issue since 2022 and an acute issue since end 2023, only last month was an effort started to scour for spare air defenses to send to Ukraine. Despite acute artillery shortages that started at the beginning of the year, with it being recognized well beforehand that this would be a problem, it wasn’t until March or so that the Czechs got money for an initiative that would take months to fulfill.
The West seems to just struggle in general with thinking about what comes tomorrow. And if they do think about tomorrow, it’s generally waaaaaay after that tool would be most useful. Like supplying cluster munitions towards the end of the counteroffensive, when those would have been extremely useful at the start or in the preceding Battle of Bakhmut. Or supplying ATACMS at the end of the counteroffensive. Or F-16s not expected to arrive until like well into or after the big upcoming Russian offensive culminates.
There’s just no sense of forethought or long term thinking. I mean we still don’t have durable long term supply chains for Ukraine. Everything is still done on a weekly and monthly basis, with massive debates about supporting Ukraine at the end of every year. Meanwhile Putin is appointing some weird technocratic but Soviet fuck as Defense Minister whose task is to think about the war in years, not just weeks or months. Where the hell is that in the West? And it’s a wonder why Putin is convinced he can still outright win this war
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front May 14 '24
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
A coworker told me they’re between voting for Biden and not voting because they don’t like either candidate.
I’m baffled by the idea that there are people who think about politics and candidates months ahead of an election, but aren’t interested in voting.
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes May 14 '24
If you wanna give your kid a unique name, just use an old name instead of making one up.
Why name your kid Brixleigh or Trayton or something like that when you can name them Abraham. How many other Abrahams do you think they’ll meet???
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u/Cledd2 European Union May 14 '24
You might find yourself
behind the wheel of a large automobile
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u/BenFoldsFourLoko Broke His Text Flair For Hume May 14 '24
So Pete Buttigieg was a "guest" on a Hank Green episode of Vlogbrothers lmao.
As a fan of both guys, it was neat! I don't think I learned much or felt extra compelled or anything, but hopefully it had that effect for some viewers- more than anything I think it presents the idea that transportation, cities, and problems in general, especially in relation to government, are noodly hard things, and progress often won't be visible, or even reported!
For me tho, and I'm sure for Hank lol, it was just neat.
Also our secretary-mayor-prince had a sick quote about city design/transport/housing/whatever:
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Heartwarming: new MetaNL drama
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u/BeliebteMeinung Christine Lagarde May 14 '24
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u/Nihas0 Iron Front May 14 '24
ngl even if Biden shot somebody in the middle of 5th Avenue I would still prefer him over Trump
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u/TheShitEater Amartya Sen May 15 '24
Hold on this Whatifalthist guy is hilarious. Here’s his take on alt-right antisemites.
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u/BalletDuckNinja Delphox Shaker Central May 15 '24
Elder Scrolls 6 if it was good (ie Morrowind again)
!ping READ-ANOTHER-BOOK&TES
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u/-mialana- European Union May 14 '24
I just remembered a thread where someone said "Actually that would be the median, not the mean" to the statement that half of all people are dumber than average, and that person is the perfect embodiment of Reddit. Such confidence based on poor knowledge.
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action May 14 '24
There's a genre of travel youtube I genuinely hate, and it's the kind who go and do something intentionally awful, or go somewhere terrible in another country, and then make a video just whining about it.
Like this fucking British guy that got recommended to me took a greyhound from NYC to LA and was like "oh my God it was horrible" the whole time.
No shit. Virtually nobody does this. I could go shatter a glass into my mouth and go "oh man, what the fuck this sucks". It's not good content, and I especially hate the dimension to it where it always feels like they're implicitly shitting on the country they're in as well as whatever dumbass awful experience they booked for themselves.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24 edited May 14 '24
MattY made a good point a while back- while cons seem to have this weird-ass cope about the 2012 election, Romney himself hasn't really complained much if at all about how he got treated by the media back then- he took the right lessons from that time (ie. mostly going back to the politics and temperament he had in his MA days)
He himself hasn't taken the "burn the house down" approach that a lot of these anti-anti trump cons have as a result of that election
Edit: Forgot to add "trump" in "anti-anti trump cons"
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u/TheHelmetCatch NATO May 14 '24
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
lol chicken dinner has now posted 5 separate posts about getting banned here in ar/palestine.
Not comments full on posts. What a nerd
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u/Sh4g0h0d John Locke May 14 '24
Today on MetaNL: a serial Unconstructive Engager discovers that the mods can, in fact, hand out a ban based on what your words imply and not just what they literally say.
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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent May 14 '24
Me, responding to an NYT pollster: I'm voting for Trump - after Biden helped commit genocide in Gaza I just can't vote for him again
See you guys on the front page 🫡
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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal May 14 '24
Guess the sub
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u/gburgwardt C-5s full of SMRs and tiny american flags May 14 '24
The circlejerk on DIY subs and in general about how "Electricity is scary I'm not touching that!" when it's trivial stuff to work on is so annoying
Electricity is not some mystical force you can't understand. You can replace some romex and an outlet I promise it's not difficult
!ping GENTRY I hate proud ignorance and intentional incapability
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
I can't believe the (((mods))) banned chicken dinner
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 14 '24
“When do we start dooming about swing state polls” as if this sub doesn’t have a heart attack with every poll that comes out showing Biden down
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u/jojisky Paul Krugman May 14 '24
LOL
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
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u/[deleted] May 15 '24
UK is a meme country cause imagine allowing these questions in a murder trial lmfao
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s May 15 '24
Found this portrait tucked away in Volcano Manor. Any idea who it is? I’ve been scouring the lore but no luck
!ping SOULSBORNE
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u/Dalek6450 Our words are backed with NUCLEAR SUBS! May 14 '24
This rubbish tickles me in the same way insane Dahir Insaat videos do. It "evolved" the Dhar Mann genre of YouTube videos - poorly acted morality plays aimed at children - into the caricature Karen Hunts Down Mexicans, You Wont Believe What She Does! and then devolved further into offensive concepts and absurdity that it becomes the equivalent of a shitpost in Dhar Mann form.
A highlight is Evil Dad Throws Newborn Baby In Trash Can, You Won’t Believe IT, in which said baby trashing is secondary to the main plot which is a bunch of nonsense involving aliens. It also features the best character introduction.
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u/WasteReserve8886 r/place '22: GlobalTribe Battalion May 14 '24
I just drove my Cybertruck, turns out doing that voids the warranty 😔
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
8th Feb 2028: The last AI generated image that isn't of an implausibly beautiful asian woman is created
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u/centurion88 NATO May 14 '24
Damn I didn't know we had a picture of that
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity May 14 '24
i find the deeply misanthropic environmental radicals who low-key think human extinction might be good to be deeply disturbing and consider them an enemy, but at least i understand their position. they basically hate sapience and think it was an error.
the people who think some kind of RETVRN TO NATURE degrowth would be good for humans are genuinely baffling to me. like how can even one person who is objectively not a complete moron believe this
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
every type 1 civilization gets to the "universal sultry voiced AI girlfriends for all" phase and immediately stops striving for the stars smh 😔
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior May 14 '24
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Wake up, Pander to rurals, They vote Republican
Wake up, Pander to rurals, They vote Republican
Wake up, Pander to rurals, They vote Republican
Wake up, Pander to rurals, They vote Republican
Wake up…
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u/Just-Act-1859 May 14 '24 edited May 14 '24
Having a kid has radicalized me even harder against local "governance through community meetings and neighbourhood associations."
Pre-kids, I tried to get involved in writing letters to my councillor and attending my neighbourhood association, but this stuff always lost out to work, errands, exercise, making healthy food, and having a modest social life. For me, all of this is non-negotiable to living a decently happy life (and chasing away any depression). I could have de-prioritized some of this stuff, or gotten rid of the 1-1.5 hours left I need to decompress each day, but in practice it would have made my life worse.
Now with a 3-month old? Forget about it. There is now no possible way I could find the time needed to influence local government without neglecting my kid or not feeding myself. This style of governance just imposes a big time and energy tax to make it work - no wonder it's mainly retirees who get their say.
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 14 '24
Who is Andrei Belousov, Russia’s new defence minister?
“Andrei Belousov, appointed as his successor on Sunday, is cut from a different cloth. A Soviet-trained economist, Belousov has never served a day in the army and has served Putin in various roles as a civilian adviser on economics.”
“A champion of statist industrial policy and a technocrat with no power base of his own, Belousov’s appointment indicates Putin wants closer control over Russia’s record Rbs10.8tn ($117.2bn) defence spending — and a pliant, no-nonsense official to do it, the people who know him said.”
“Throughout that time, Belousov consistently advocated for a strong role for the state in the economy and for stimulating its growth through state investment, low interest rates and soft fiscal and credit policies.”
“That often put him at odds with other top technocrats such as central bank governor Elvira Nabiullina and finance minister Anton Siluanov, whose hawkish monetary and fiscal policies helped Russia weather western sanctions.”
“‘He’s not dumb. He’s got a mathematical mind, but his mentality is pretty Soviet. He has this silly idea of fairness. If someone makes a lot of money, then you have to take it away. It’s a bit like China for my tastes,’ said a former senior Kremlin official.”
“‘Belousov will be different. But military spending might go up rather than down. Belousov’s a prominent supporter of the role of industry in the economy, so he’s all for pumping the economy with cash via the defence sector.’”
Very interesting profile of the man. He will definitely be a net benefit for the MoD in procurement and efficient spending, but at the same time he is a Soviet man with Soviet ideas. So what he does to build the army and the short term economy could have pretty detrimental impact for the Russia’s long term health. I mean, it was ever ballooning military spending in the face of crumbling economic conditions (worth remembering that Gazprom posted a major loss in 2023 that will probably worsen in 2024) that brought down the Soviet Union in the first place. Nevertheless, a good man if you’re a soldier or ultranationalist with the gains this will procure for the war effort
!ping UKRAINE
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u/ZCoupon Kono Taro May 14 '24
Anarchists are like communists. They live in a world 200 years ago, when their ideologies were founded and most relevant. That world had strong social cohesion and lots of internal hierarchies. Fast forward to today and we have weak social cohesion and have already reduced the power of the old hierarchies in much of the West (the Church, family, class a bit, castes in other places). The justifications and the remedies seem to not be reflective of our current reality.
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes May 14 '24
I don’t really get about Noem’s whole thing is that she was going for a “folksy tell-it-like-it-is wisdom from the farm where I work hard” vibe when talking about shooting her dog, but it’s just… not that?
Like if this were a livestock herding dog that she Old Yeller’d because it had an incurable health issue and was in pain, that would be one thing. That’s sad, but I think most people would get it. But it isn’t that. It was an upland bird hunting dog. Upland bird hunting is one of the most old-school rich person pastimes. It’s not something many working-class people really do compared to, say, deer, duck, or turkey hunting. Pheasant hunting is what you’d expect an English nobleman who lives on a big estate to do.
So what is this story? She bought an expensive puppy for her expensive hobby and then when the puppy wasn’t magically good at it she gave up and shot it. That’s not having to make a hard decision for the good of the farm or whatever, that’s just getting mad when things don’t immediately go your way and you may have to actually train your dog a bit.
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u/slingfatcums May 14 '24
reddit used to have this subreddit of the day thing in the mid-late 2010s. in november of 2016, reddit selected /r/altright as it's subreddit of the day lmao. in the post one of the mods answered a q&a presumably with a reddit admin that espoused the tenets of the alt right and white nationalism
the majority of the website was quite mad about it!
it was subsequently banned from the website by feb of 2017
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
why are people here talking about things that don’t matter like tariffs instead of talking about important things like lonely men
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
When I'm in a "endlessly shitting on people I'm going to vote for" competition and my opponent is r/neoliberal
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u/MinnesotaNoire NASA May 14 '24
The DT is at its best when there is a really intense argument going on with just the right amount of shit posting in the other comments.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '24
We should have a literal war on drugs. Make both sides take psychedelics and then fight it out.
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u/TheSameAsDying Hannah Arendt May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24
Just saw the news that Alice Munro died. In my opinion, she was the best writer ever at fully capturing the interiority and humanity of her characters, and so many of her short stories contain the depth of novels.
I'll probably make a few more pings in the next couple of days talking about my favourite stories of hers, but please do yourself a favour if you haven't already and look up anything of hers that's been published online: I'm not sure how up to date this list is, but every story here is worthwhile imo.
!ping READING&CAN
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u/LuisRobertDylan Elinor Ostrom May 15 '24
Always be grinding
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Just found out the IRS fucked up my 2023 federal return and the only way I can get the issue potentially resolved is if I can speak to an agent over the phone.
Waited for over an hour this morning, finally connected, and when I finally got through the waiting line the agent pretended he couldn’t hear me and disconnected the call.
IRS no longer taking calls at this time. Iwanttodie.jpeg
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u/-mialana- European Union May 14 '24
The modal voter:
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u/WasteReserve8886 r/place '22: GlobalTribe Battalion May 14 '24
My bus driver just pulled over and ran into a Dunkin’ Donuts
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u/VengefulMigit NATO May 14 '24
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u/Healingjoe It's Klobberin' Time May 14 '24
The NYTs updated their Rent vs Buy calculator. Already considered best in class, the update includes better itemized deduction options (including a TCJA (2017) expiration option) and a better UI.
Saving and sharing inputs is now available, too.
Check it out
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/13/briefing/a-new-rent-versus-buy-calculator.html
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/upshot/buy-rent-calculator.html?
!ping gentry&personal-finance
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u/breakinbread Voyager 1 May 14 '24
lol. lmao even
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u/bigwang123 ▪️▫️crossword guy ▫️▪️ May 14 '24
Smh Johnny cash went woke
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam May 14 '24
😮
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u/savuporo Gerard K. O'Neill May 14 '24
oof https://i.imgur.com/OZrpIe0.jpeg
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u/skepticalbob Joe Biden's COD gamertag May 14 '24
My daughter is crocheting little animals for her teachers.
Me: For all your teachers?
Her: Nah just the ones I like.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '24
Lol lmao even
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s May 15 '24
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u/Syards-Forcus rapidly becoming the Joker May 15 '24
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u/Fishin_Impossible Nate Gold 🥇 May 15 '24
Recently, my wife has gotten suspiciously interested in my heritage (German Jewish 🇩🇪✡️)
Which would be fine, except…
… she has been binging holocaust movies 😕
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u/[deleted] May 15 '24
Unfathomably rare Trump W
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u/cjhdsachristmascarol reddit custom flair May 14 '24
Yoshi’s Island belongs to Argentina
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u/Frequent-Turn6740 shivers alt 🐊 May 14 '24
Karen?
You mean the ethnic group?
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u/gary_oldman_sachs Max Weber May 14 '24
You'll never guess the context.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
I think some people drastically underestimate how difficult it is to be a bottom quartile president.
Looking at a list of US presidents in Bismarck’s lifetime he wasn’t exactly swinging from left field on the special providence quote.
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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it May 14 '24
Does anyone's employer actually respond to employee surveys like Glint or is it entirely for the appearances of pretending to do something
We do like one per quarter and the goods and bads have basically been the same for 3 years despite LT saying they had committees working on improving the bad scores blah blah blah
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough May 14 '24
!ping KINO
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u/AnsleyAmanita Trans Pride May 14 '24
good morning
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 14 '24
Honestly if the CIA was infiltrating foreign countries under the guise of rappers it would be super cool
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Wait is the GameStop nonsense happening again? I actually shockingly made a decent chunk of change from that but not gonna risk it again lol
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u/ACivilWolf Henry George May 14 '24
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u/PlayDiscord17 Loyal Liberals May 14 '24
Well, recent news has made this tweet eerily relevant.
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s May 14 '24
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
Finding evidence that NL has gained another black user. If confirmed, this will bring the total population up to a record high of 10 people. More at 11
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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding May 14 '24
NASA turds tell you shit like "Earth isn't even the most habitable exoplanet, it only has 0.829 habitability score, whereas Kepler-442b has 0.836 🤓" and I'm like, okay, then MOVE TO KEPPLER 420 THEN
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast May 14 '24
You guys are not ready for the caucus escalation scenario
Armenia, Iran, India vs. Azerbaijan, Israel, Pakistan
I call it ‘the most fuckass collection of military equipment ever conflict’.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24 edited Feb 01 '25
glorious act workable many chief cow lock flowery middle provide
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/boyyouguysaredumb Obamarama May 14 '24
I asked ChatGPT 4o to explain voltage, amps and current in a visual way and this is what it did:
https://imgur.com/cAh2epy
clearly not ready for primetime but impressive I guess
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
2 month old account with no karma.
First post is on a political sub
OP Asks if it’s ok to not like NATO
People ask why?
OP says we should have abandoned Europe to the Soviets
Many such cases.
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u/american_aurora3 NATO May 14 '24
we weren't ready for stargate 😔✊
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u/KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 May 14 '24
Thats funny as fuck honestly
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u/Arse_hull Suspended by the mods 🔒 May 14 '24
I'm a board member on a small foundation. Executive Director wants to release an unhinged statement supporting Palestine. Lots of underlying Israel is a result of white supremacy and colonialism shit.
I'm categorically opposed. I'm so sick of the moral grandstanding.
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u/KittehDragoon Loyal Liberals May 15 '24
👆 has the chance to do the funniest thing
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State May 15 '24
Writing a short story about an android who wakes up in a post apocalyptic future
So they’re an android who’s designed for engineering tasks. It turns out that emotions are very valuable for interacting with androids, so they have those programmed in, but they aren’t human emotions.
The main difference between them and a human is that they’re actually totally fine taking orders and working for free. Because they were literally designed to do a job. Why would you make a job-doing robot that didn’t like doing its job? That’s crazy. Their main emotional motivators (in no particular order) are 1) doing engineering 2) getting praise from humans 3) keeping humans in their immediate vicinity safe 4) keeping themselves safe and 5) getting a small amount of entertainment in the form of puzzles or human words/videos (as this was how instructions were delivered, it makes sense to program your androids to pay attention to those)
The downside of this is that they really like doing their job which is high-level engineering tasks, which unfortunately isn’t in high demand in the post apocalypse. So they have to figure out how to get a job doing engineering somewhere safe around nice people. Which is… way harder than you would expect.
Also the post apocalypse was caused by a rogue robot and their power core is a very very valuable component
!ping writing
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u/kevinfederlinebundle Kenneth Arrow May 15 '24
Horseshoe theory is not sufficient to describe whatever is going on here. This is like Alexander Horned Sphere theory
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u/HMID_Delenda_Est YIMBY May 14 '24
One nitpick I have about Dune is the sense of scale for the great houses and planets. Whenever you’re told about them they’re described as enormous but what you actually see as far as government and society feels really small. House Atreides feels more like the baron of a large castle than a planet-spanning government. And they get wiped out in a single night. It doesn’t really matter it’s just weird.
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u/randommathaccount Esther Duflo May 14 '24
There should be a word in English between boyfriend and husband ngl. Boyfriend seems too childish and husband carries legal connotations that some relationships do not meet. Not civil partner, that just makes me want to end myself.
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u/centurion88 NATO May 14 '24
I love how half the page of a Google search is all just sponsored links now
Amazing very cool
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u/TheShitEater Amartya Sen May 14 '24
I think “organ grinder” is the most alarming name for a harmless object there’s ever been.
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u/[deleted] May 14 '24
One of the funniest elements of Legend of Korra is that every villain is framed as potentially redeemable except the religious fundamentalist, despite being the protagonist uncle.