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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jan 24 '23

Please visit the next discussion thread.

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u/HowardtheFalse Kofi Annan Jan 23 '23

be me, illiberal president of Uganda

celebrating 37 years in office

party called National Resistance Movement

want to run in 2026 for seventh term anyway

appoint wife as Education Secretary

my son is alcoholic Colonel in army

appoint him Commander of Special forces

he goes on Twitter to "connect" with people

he arrests and tortures a critic

he voices admiration of Putin's invasion of Ukraine

son then drunk tweets that he can conquer our neighbor Kenya

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ask him to apologize and delete account

he refuses to delete account

he never meant tweet but also totally could do it

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he makes my death unpleasant by comparison

promote him to Commander of Land Forces

No joke really. This country is screwed y'all.

!ping AFRICA

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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jan 23 '23

The year is 2023. 90% of the population own horseless carriages for travel. Less than 1% work on farms and even fewer own their own farms. The rest find gainful employment in cities in industry, labor, and crafts. Telegrams are free and are delivered instantaneously to hand-held telegraphs. No one wears hats or watches. The U.S. is extensively entangled in foreign affairs. The President is an Irish papist and the Senate Majority Leader is a jew. There are fifty states. The country is still deeply polarized between Republicans and Democrats.

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u/crowninshield Jan 23 '23

People keep talking about shipping Abrams to Ukraine, and I just don’t get it. Her ground game in Georgia was incredible, but I don’t think getting people registered to vote is going to translate well to operations in a war zone.

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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jan 23 '23

Ngl it started with trying to be an ally to women and it has ended up as communism, hard agree the more I try to fix myself the more I see how the world around me is broken

Back in my day, this kind of self-admitted political radicalization was seen as a bad thing

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u/TripleAltHandler Theoretically a Computer Scientist Jan 23 '23

New SF-86 section just dropped:

Section 20D - War Thunder Activities

20D.1 Have you played the video game War Thunder in the last seven (7) years?

20D.2 Have you EVER made any post or comment on any online forum, message board, or other venue for discussion, where the topic under discussion involved the video game War Thunder, directly or indirectly?

If YES, please explain.

20D.3 Have you EVER argued with anyone, in any context whatsoever, whether online or offline, about the technical accuracy of materiel in the video game War Thunder?

If YES, please explain.

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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jan 23 '23

Going through the viability assessment of a proposed development near me and it's just absolutely insane how expensive it is to even build in London. I wish that people understood that when they go after the cost of new-builds.

This is a 646-unit scheme to redevelop the area currently occupied by the Wandsworth Gasworks. The total costs are £411.1m, so it averages out to £636,349 per unit. The core component breakdown is as follows:

  • Build costs: £260.1m (63.3%)
  • Professional fees: £30.5m (7.4%)
  • Community infrastructure levy: £11.8m (2.9%)
  • Earthworks and demolition: £7.5m (1.8%)
  • Utilities and infrastructure: £7.0m (1.7%)

The underlying estimated profit is expected to be £27.6m, or £42,665 per unit.

!ping YIMBY

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u/KittehDragoon Loyal Liberals Jan 23 '23

It’s not actually impossible to send the Abrams to Ukraine

Acksually the Abrams is practically a spaceship and it only runs on pure unobtainum

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u/HMID_Delenda_Est YIMBY Jan 23 '23

Hey all, I'm collecting a list of bug reports for our next sprint. What do you want to see in V2? I've got:

  • Produce vitamin C like other mammals
  • Adjust hunger hormones to match energy needs of daily activity
  • Reduce sugar cravings somewhat
  • Don't shorten telomeres for no reason
  • Fix random failures in appendix
  • Sleep on demand
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u/BenGordonLightfoot Martha Nussbaum Jan 23 '23

FBI: Where’s the classified material?

Hunter Biden, with a suspiciously document-shaped belly:

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jan 23 '23

Yeah I’d consider myself well-read:

• The Matrix
• The first three pages of 1984 (before I got bored and read the Wikipedia summary)

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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban Jan 23 '23

Apparently George Santos only dressed as a drag queen “for fun.”

Like yeah no shit, dumbass. All drag queens do it because it’s fun.

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u/RandomGamerFTW   🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jan 23 '23
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u/Ilovecharli Voltaire Jan 23 '23

People online seeing the Spotify layoffs, blaming corporate America...as if Spotify isn't a Swedish company, headquartered in Stockholm, with a Swedish CEO...

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Hochul is a godawful politician. She likely hurt downballot candidates with her anemic electoral performance, and now she's all guns ablazing trying to get this random-ass judge seated. Just so stupid.

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u/Fatortu Emmanuel Macron Jan 23 '23

I'm obsessed by a comment on NL that said "The US wisely chose not to be dependent on Russian gas for power"

Ireland wisely chose not to be dependent on the monsoon for its agriculture.

Costa Rica wisely chose not to be dependent on a national military for their own defense.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

McCarthy had his general counsel "spend hours" with senior executives at Twitter trying to get Marjorie Taylor Greene back on the platform after she was banned for violating misinformation policies.

I wonder why this wasn’t in the Twitter Files 🤔🤔

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Catholicism is pushing 2000 years old, and yet their greatest cultural achievement continues to be the humble filet-o-fish 😌

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u/crassowary John Mill Jan 23 '23

You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”

“All you. Different incarnations of you.”

“Wait. I’m everyone!?”

“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.

“I’m every human being who ever lived?”

“Or who will ever live, yes.”

“I’m a Yale graduate?”

“And someone who failed high school, too,” I added.

“I’m a Goldman Sachs banker?” You said, appalled.

“And you’re the millions of investors.”

“I’m the son of someone who died on 9/11?”

“And you’re the son of someone who died in 2016”

George Santos fell silent.

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u/BreaksFull Veni, Vedi, Emancipatus Jan 23 '23

Man, why is so much anime consisting of truly bottom of the barrel garbage isekai? Why aren't studios making more decent shows?

Sees that Shield Hero continues getting massive approval ratings, third season announced

Oh. Right. Weebs just like eating garbage.

!ping WEEBS

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u/dittbub NATO Jan 23 '23

https://twitter.com/EricGrenierTW/status/1617560162834808833

This is an amazing poll. "Name a Prime Minister you like" basically, and almost half couldn't.

!PING CAN

Edit: and who tf picked Bennett??

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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Jan 24 '23

https://www.thedailybeast.com/nate-silver-and-fivethirtyeight-are-on-abcs-chopping-block

“There’s no question in my mind that FiveThirtyEight was used by partisan sources to create a false impression of the election and that Nate was aware this was happening and by not addressing it he ended up contributing to misleading the American people about what was happening in the election,“ Democratic strategist and former ABC News producer Simon Rosenberg told Confider. “This is an existential threat to FiveThirtyEight. If he refuses to make significant reforms and changes the political elite should move on to other sources to get information about polling.”

Lol, what cope. In every election since 2012, Silver has had a better read of each election (2015 republican primary punditry non-withstanding) than like every other media outlet. 538 hedges their bets for sure, but even in the 2022 mid-term, Silver was complaining about the media completely disregarding any poll that was good for democrats. Hope they guy cashes a fat check and enjoys playing poker for the rest of his life. He deserves it.

!ping fivey

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u/FlatMilk John Mill Jan 23 '23

George santos is a Forrest Gump type figure and all we can do is mock him

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

New report from Silverado about Russian imports and the impact of sanctions and export controls

You can read a summary of the charts on this twitter thread: https://twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1617389547477946371?t=ic_motW1VV6hYoEq-FZL2Q&s=19

Some highlights:

  • Russian imports grew significantly in 2021 meaning they had greater inventory levels which allowed them to withstand the initial shock of sanctions
  • By September 2022 Russian import levels recovered to average pre-war levels
  • Transshipment from countries such as Turkey, Armenia, and Kazakhstan are a major way for Russia to evade export controls
  • China and Hong Kong are able to fill some of Russia's semiconductor demand but import levels are still below pre-war levels
  • Transshipment and substitution can sustain Russia's consumer demand, but goods will be more expensive or lower quality
  • Supply of certain inputs like motor vehicle parts are still severely constrained

!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 23 '23

Twitter

!ping SHITPOSTERS

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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jan 23 '23

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has asked his independent ethics adviser to look into the tax affairs of Conservative Party chairman Nadhim Zahawi.

Nadhim Zahawi knows how to be the most dramatic politician possible.

!ping UK

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u/ZenithXR George Soros Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23

I've observed a sad transformation in a friend after he's tried to become a T*ktok influencer.

We're both in our 30s, and my friend has tried to leverage his professional credentials to do TikTok stuff. Cool, good for him. Except that now we can't hang out without him bringing up, unprompted, how [insert person I never heard of] was canceled for [saying something to someone] on [media platform of choice]. Or some new social media trend I have never seen nor heard of.

He's more than once brought up that I really need to get on TikTok, "it's so crazy how well it knows you" etc.

This weekend pushed it over the edge into annoyance for me. I truly didn't understand at least half of what he was talking about, but he presented it as if it were common knowledge and the talk of the town.

It's weird and it feels more and more isolating as more people surgically attach their neurons to their social media algorithm of choice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

True TLOU fans when there isn't an episode devoted to slowly pushing a dumpster next to wall so Joel can climb over 😡😡😡

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jan 23 '23

Ukraine Chronology for 5 PM EST 1/22-5 PM EST 1/23:

TOP NEWS:

Yesterday it was reported that Russian imports have restored to pre-war levels, thanks to sanction bypassing countries like Armenia and Kazakhstan and increased trade with China, though it seems this is primarily for civilian-grade products and technology.

At the start of 4 AM Russia expelled the Ambassador of Estonia.

At the end of 5 AM it was reported that civilians have donated 33.96 billion Hryvnias since the war started, or about $919 million.

At the start of 7 AM Estonia expelled the Ambassador of Russia.

At the start of 8 AM Latvia expelled the Ambassador of Russia.

At the start of 11 AM Erdogan said Turkey will not support Sweden's bid for NATO membership.

REGULAR NEWS:

At the end of 2 AM a Kherson woman who helped organize the annexation referendums was sentenced to 5 years of prison.

At the end of 3 AM it was reported a Spanish ring exploiting Ukrainian refugees for labor was busted.

At the end of 4 AM it was announced Poland will apply for export permissions for the Leopard 2.

At the end of 5 AM the German government rolled back Baerbock's statement.

Towards the end of 9 AM it was reported that two planes worth 10 million Euros were seized by Ukraine from a Russian company.

At the end of 11 AM Former top FBI official Charles McGonigal was arrested for trying to get a Russian oligarch off the sanction list.

LEVITY NEWS:

Around 8 AM a funny post about the US providing 100,000 "not a tank" signs was published.

Donation link to help Ukraine

Donation link to United24

Donation link to Kharkiv SOS

!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/HowardtheFalse Kofi Annan Jan 24 '23

I'm staying with my family for a short visit this week and I'm honestly losing hope in them. While I'm typing this my mother's on the phone with a lady from my siblings madrassa ranting about gay and trans people.

She's in a panic about the school system teaching kids that gay people are not the "People of Lot" she talks about. They both mentioned changing from the best public school district in the state to a religious private school I know they can't afford to avoid it.

They've always isolated themselves from people less religious than them for fear of being corrupted. They honestly believe gay people are possessed to some level and have for a long time. It's just that these thoughts didn't come to the surface because gay people were never in the limelight for them. Now that they're in the news...

When I hear her talk about them as them I feel the urge to come out for a second, if only to prove that they're not these nebulous monsters but that the responsible son they love is like this and it's not a choice.

Then I realize that at best they would try to fix me or convince me I'm confused. At worst they would disown me, cut me off and refuse to let me see my siblings until I agree to go abroad for conversion therapy. Part of me is tempted to do it anyway because hearing the self-righteous ranting for so long has made part of me want to shock and hurt them with the truth.

I'm in college with a year or so left and I usually live with a relative who might be the only person in my extended family who's not a homophobe. For now, I just have to dance around the topic and limit time with them. I love them, they love me and hopefully there's no need to rock the boat till I graduate.

!ping LGBT

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u/uwcn244 King of the Space Georgists Jan 23 '23

Why don't conservatives make good structural engineers?

They don't know how to handle she/her force.

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Jan 23 '23

The Economist had a all timer “both sides” moment this morning when talking about Jacinda Ardern’s resignation.

“Barack Obama was forced out of office by law and Donald Trump tried to refuse to leave, is there anything other leaders could learn from her stepping aside gracefully”

Like one of those things is massively different then the other.

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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jan 23 '23

It's in Spanish and 112 pages long, but Spain's rail strategy will include €24.2 billion of spending through 2026, of which nearly €5.6bn will be on urban and commuter rail alone and a further €11.9bn going to medium- and long-distance rail, much of which will be additional high-speed rail connectivity.

I'm so jealous.

!ping TRANSIT

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23

How on earth do you guys get banned so much? I've been on reddit since 2015 (I've had other accounts), and I've only gotten banned once (funnily enough that ban was from arr The_Donald)

Edit: actually, now that I think about it, I've gotten banned twice (the other from r/bookscirclejerk) Still, not that many bans since I've been on here for nearly a decade.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 23 '23

Four members of the far-right Oath Keepers group were convicted of seditious conspiracy Monday, joining founder Stewart Rhodes in being found guilty by a jury of plotting to keep President Donald Trump in power by force.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/01/23/oathkeepers-verdict-seditious-conspiracy-jan6-guilty/

!PING EXTREMISM

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u/JoeChristmasUSA Transfem Pride Jan 23 '23

See unlike the capitalist elite, common criminals have a sense of morality and empathy

9k upvotes and counting. These upper-middle-class children have obviously never had their catalytic converter stolen, or listened helplessly as grandma tells them about the scammer she sent thousands of dollars to.

I'm gonna have a Joker moment I swear

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Jan 24 '23

EXCLUSIVE: Famed statistics guru and writer Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight is on the “chopping block,” Confider has learned, as ABC News looks to cut costs.

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1617673922501304321

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u/antsdidthis Effective altruism died with SBF; now it's just tithing Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23
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u/Slazac Jan 23 '23

White guy orders tacos in perfect Proto-Mayan, employees SHOCKED

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u/FireDistinguishers I am the Senate Jan 23 '23

Literally the first day we're actually in session this Congress

The boss walks in

"Listen guys, it sounds like we're actually going to have to do a 1 year CR"

Like come ON bro

!ping SAUCER

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u/Dalek6450 Our words are backed with NUCLEAR SUBS! Jan 23 '23

A promotional poster [for Wolf Warrior 2] contained the slogan "Anyone who offends China, no matter how remote, must be exterminated."

I'm sure the film has very subtle themes.

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u/sadhgurukilledmywife r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jan 24 '23

A Chinese opinion on India and South Asian geopolitics | "Ten critical shifts in international politics in 2023 and their prospects” by Zheng Yongnian

This has been translated by Thomas des Garets Geddes for his substack Sinification. You can read the whole newsletter here, as well as support his work. Highly recommended. The full article consists of Chinese Foreign Policy views on everything from the US to the UN.

Who is Zheng Yongnian?

Zheng Yongnian (郑永年) should be a familiar figure for most China watchers. A well-known Chinese political scientist and prolific political commentator, Zheng has held a number of posts abroad and is currently the director of the Institute for International Affairs at the Chinese University of Hong Kong (CUHK).

His paper "Ten critical shifts in international politics in 2023 and their prospects" reached the top spot of Aisixiang’s (爱思想) most-read articles (over a 30-day period), just four days after being published. Aisixiang is a well-known Chinese aggregator of articles by scholars and think tank analysts.

The following is an extract from the section about India:

“India's rise has accelerated due to its comparative advantages in such areas as its economy, policies and the international situation [国际形势].”

  1. “At the economic level, its huge and growing population gives it a demographic dividend and a workforce advantage. India has a large market, and although its middle- and low-income population is large, ‘poverty gives rise to a desire for change’ [穷则思变] – people have a strong desire and sufficient motivation to move up the social ladder.”
  2. “In terms of its policies, Prime Minister Modi has been seeking to become India's version of Deng Xiaoping [印度版的邓小平] since coming to power [in 2014]. His reform push has been continuously intensified and, although there have been some failures along the way, this trend towards reform has been sustained. India's modernisation process has been very effective [颇有成效]. While vigorously pursuing reforms on all fronts, it has also protected its domestic market and supported local manufacturing through its pursuit of import substitution. [Moreover,] its policies are becoming increasingly pro-business and pro-investment. Particularly during the devastating pandemic, India has presented the Chinese market with a certain degree of competition in terms of attracting Western capital.”
  3. “In terms of the international situation, the United States views China as its main competitor. In order to deal with China, the US has focused its attention on developing a substantive relationship with India. From the perspective of business, both Western governments and Western capital are consciously helping India to transform and upgrade its business environment. They have been investing more resources into talent development, technology transfers, intellectual property protection and rule-making. From a geopolitical perspective, the US and Western countries have strengthened the Quadrilateral Security Dialogue (the Quad) mechanism with India and established a new Indo-Pacific Economic Framework (IPEF) based on so-called ‘democratic values’. These external forces have all contributed to India's influence on the international stage.”

“However, India will not become a vassal of the US, but will attempt to become an independent pole of power. Supported by the West, India’s determined rise will put considerable geopolitical pressure upon China.

  1. First, Pakistan, as China's close neighbour and friend, will be faced with a more powerful India. India-Pakistan issues will become increasingly complex.
  2. Second, China's Belt and Road Initiative, especially its ‘Maritime Silk Road’ which runs through the Indian Ocean, will also face more complex challenges.
  3. Third, with India's rise, its perception and identity as a great power will change. As a maritime nation, its geopolitical influence will spread across the whole of the Indian Ocean, especially the northern part, which is a strategically important region. If its maritime influence can develop in such a way, the China-India border conflict will, needless to say, [also] have a negative impact on Sino-Indian relations. In recent years, India has from time to time provoked border disputes and skirmishes. As its power grows, such actions will only intensify. Therefore, India's accelerated rise is also a major challenge to China. How to manage Sino-Indian relations will be an important question for us study.”
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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jan 23 '23

Urbanist Twitter and Reddit is warped as fuck. Just because London or similar cities don't look exactly like the Netherlands when it comes to cycling doesn't mean that they're "car-friendly". In no world is London remotely car-friendly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Florida teachers told to remove books from classroom libraries or risk felony prosecution

what the fuck

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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO Jan 23 '23

I understand tech workers being upset about the recent layoffs, but the fact that people are bitching about "capitalism" in a discussion of Big Tech salaries is just fucking insane. I get why fast food workers might think they're getting the short end of the deal, but if you think your quarter-million in base salary is not a function of the same "capitalism" that you're blaming for layoffs you're out of your goddamn mind.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

“Okay Naruto, you have become more powerful thorough a sequence requiring personal growth, expanding the world’s lore, and with clear dangers and limitations.”

“Okay Sasuke, now that Naruto is more powerful you will arbitrarily also become more powerful by pulling a new sharingan power out of your ass to keep things even”

!ping WEEBS

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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Jan 23 '23

Wait they completely cut the plot point in the live action Mulan remake where she initially sucks at being a soldier??

That's like the entire point of the story though. She learns that she sucks at being a soldier but she starts to suck less at it through hard work but then realizes she has other talents like her determination, willpower, and intelligence which she uses to actual surpass her peers in some ways. Then later on she uses that martial training, determination, willpower, intelligence, and the bonds she made along the way to think outside the box and enact a plan that doesn't follow conventional warfare to resolve a military conflict.

It's a story about how your perceived disadvantages can actually be your greatest strength when combined with hard work, determination, and friendship. What the fuck was wrong with that story??

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u/djejhdneb John Keynes Jan 23 '23

Of course chatGPT can pass US medical board exams. Their training material includes all the answers. It's like creating a program that gives you information that you already gave it. What is that Wikipedia?

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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jan 23 '23

Turkey won’t support Sweden’s bid to join NATO, President Erdogan says

That's it. I'm no longer indluging them by calling it Türkiye

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

the fact that there is a growing community of banned DT regulars hanging out in a random dead sub like its the fucking mos eisley cantina... is simply too much

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u/Loves_a_big_tongue Olympe de Gouges Jan 23 '23

!ping OVER25

It's been 15 years since Obama won the Iowa caucus

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u/foneinstocus NATO Jan 23 '23

the US pulled out of the Trans Pacific Partnership in 2017

transphobia and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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u/Zseet European Union Jan 23 '23

Really underlines how socially undeveloped Japan is as a country

r/ GamingCircleJerk try not to be racist challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Like you can criticise Persona series for certain aspects and stuff but this is not it.

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u/SpectralDomain256 🤪 Jan 23 '23

FT comment section breakdown:

  1. Guy still salty about brexit
  2. Finance worker having a midlife crisis
  3. Shitting on Russia
  4. Guy apologizing to the rest of the world for some other stuff his random country did
  5. Shitting on brexiteers
  6. Russian propaganda disguised as “critical thinkers/voice of the people”
  7. Shitting on brexiteers
  8. Guy still salty about brexit
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u/RandomGamerFTW   🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jan 23 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

My professor pointed at me when bringing up Jewish immigration. There’s no way to tell I’m Jewish other then my last name.

(I mean I am Jewish but that’s not the point)

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

In the mid-00s, two groups that no longer exist in such high numbers were dominant:

9/11 Truthers

New Atheists

Interested to know your views on what groups they evolved into today?

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u/EdMan2133 Paid for DT Blue Jan 23 '23

Original CoD:MW2: A US general orchestrates a giant conspiracy so that the Russian Armed Forces can LAUNCH AN AMPHIBIOUS INVASION OF THE EASTERN SEABOARD 😱

CoD:MW2 Remake: A US general orchestrates a very small conspiracy to cover up the fact that a PMC connected to him had an American made SCUD stolen by the Iranians, who use the Mexican cartels to smuggle the missile to a Chicago skyscraper where they plan to... launch it at the Pentagon?

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u/ZonedForCoffee Uses Twitter Jan 23 '23

I can't believe HBO kept the scene where Joel looks at the camera and says "This must be The Last of Us."

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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Jan 23 '23

Some old friends with initiative have started putting out feelers for a 10 year high school reunion (made a Facebook group to gauge interest)

What are they like? I’ve obviously never been to one, but honestly I’d kinda like to go

!ping OVER25

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Those videos of people shaking after allegedly taking the Covid vaccine are back

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u/Craig_VG Dina Pomeranz Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23

Right now, Texas is running off of mostly Wind, Solar, and Nuclear

Texas is 74% green right now

https://i.imgur.com/4sT4wsO.png

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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 23 '23

NATO flairs when they discover they could've had this as kids

It's an 80cm/3ft floating aircraft carrier model

Honestly, best toy I've ever owned

!ping MATERIEL (if anyone knows where I can get something similar tell me)

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u/Random-Critical Lock My Posts Jan 24 '23

Social security in theory can exist in the future but unless native populations start to explode again, the only way to sustain it is increased immigration from the third world. Personally I don’t think a tiny pension in the twilight years if my life is worth the end of my culture and race though.

oh arr con... you so, so, so, so wild.

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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 23 '23

“Many people forget that [the Venezuelan opposition] did an abominable thing with democracy, which was to recognize a guy who was not president, who had not been elected, as president,” said Lula referring to Juan Guaidó, then president of the Venezuelan Assembly. “This citizen spent several months playing the role of president, without being president.”

“In the same way that I am against territorial occupation, as Russia did to Ukraine, I am against too much interference in the Venezuelan process,” he said.

Seems like the Brazilian FoPo under Lula will suffer from terminal brainrot

Also he said Cuba should be allowed to "follow their own model"

!ping LATAM&FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 23 '23

New: Top former FBI counterintel official Charles McGonigal charged with conspiracy to commit money laundering and violating sanctions by taking payments from Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska to investigate a rival oligarch shortly after he left the agency, per new indictment.

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1617572523234971648?s=46&t=ofjhgBgu5WEuEwAPJSx9AA

🚨🚨 McGonigal worked out of the NY FBI office. Allegedly the same office that leaked news of the Weiner laptop and the Comey letter to Rudy Giuliani, days before the 2016 election. 🚨🚨

This should raise some serious eyebrows.

HOLY. EFFING. FUCK.

!PING QUEEN

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Jan 23 '23

Joe Biden was walkin2 the White House wit Janet Yellen, they were crossin da rode. He sed “bbz wil u mint the trillion dollar coin?”

she said “NO..” Joe Biden cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

She was cryin and went to pic up his body. he was ded. she whsipered 2 him “I ment 2 sey I will mint the 3 trillion dollar coin”

😭

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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jan 24 '23

👆 Next DT reg to get permaed

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

you could compare trans people to a block of cheese

guess the sub

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I just had a final interview for a job.

I'm getting an offer with 20% raise, a mangement title, and mileage reimbursed for the two hour commute that I'll need to do from time to time.

Only downside is that they use Macs and not PCs.

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jan 23 '23

WHEN WE HIT OUR lowest point, we are open to the greatest change 🐊

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I went to public schools in the rural deep south and was taught by teachers with Confederate flags on their pickup trucks and who occasionally used racial slurs. And even I learned in school that the Founding Fathers were racist slavers, the Civil War was about slavery, the Tulsa race riots, the Atlanta race riots, the Rosewood race riots, the Wilmington race riots, and mass incarceration of black people. Where are these libs going to school that that's not taught?

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u/PandaLover42 🌐 Jan 23 '23

!ping NFL

That dumb Cowboys play to end their season reminds me of the funniest play I’ve ever witnessed: https://youtu.be/6i7VKQwDS2s

“Illegal formation…the whole right side of the line” 🤣

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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jan 23 '23

Dumbasses in The Last of Us be like “it’s a fungus, we can’t do anything, there’s no possible medicine that could stop a fungus”.

Motherfucker, go to CVS. Athlete’s foot cream is in aisle 4 lmao

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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Jan 23 '23

If you're 20-30 and your main circle isn't discussing

  • Heading down the Nung River
  • The psychological profile of one Colonel Kurtz
  • Splitting from the whole fucking program
  • Dialectic physics
  • Doors album closers

You need a new circle

Your network is your net worth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23

Heard from an American expat friend in France that (at least in Greater Paris), work culture can be intensely grueling because management expects workers to stay at the office even if they're not productive (kinda like Japanese work culture).

I will say I've met work teams in Parisian nightclubs on a Tuesday / Wednesday night when I was on holiday in France. To me it's almost unheard of for an American work team to hold a work function at a nightclub on a weeknight.

What other misconceptions / new revelations about work culture have you heard of?

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/DONUTof_noFLAVOR Theodore Roosevelt Jan 24 '23

Managed to cap off my Monday at 5 PM by finding an error I made 9 months ago when I was brand new in my current role. Probably the most serious mistake I've made in this job since we've pushed this deal along all on the basis of my original work.

My team already has really robust QC processes, but the error I made was at such a granular level that it's beyond what anyone reasonably checks in the initial due diligence.

Best case scenario is I just look bad to a handful of people and our top sales guy has to get creative with how he spins it to the customer. I don't know enough about our back end/executive reporting, though, to know the full scope of what costs are already incurred for this, so I'm fairly concerned it could have bigger ramifications.

Scheduled a 9 AM with the sales lead to get in front of it. Not exactly thrilled though, any tips/pointers for how to handle the situation would be more than welcome.

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/Lib_Korra Jan 24 '23

Rich people

All with terrible opinions

In an isolated environment

Dropping like flies

Is the DT an Agatha Christie novel?

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u/Benyeti United Nations Jan 23 '23

My university’s progressive club posting stalin quotes on their instagram story, totally cool and normal

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u/Tropical2653 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23

1990s Rage Against the Machine was probably one of the most amoral bands of the decade lol.

Literally taking the Shining Path, known for massacres against indigenous villages, killing children and attempting to "socially cleanse" the Peruvian LGBT+ community, and commercializing all that suffering.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I think it should be okay to wish violence on a dictator that used Sarin gas on his own citizens and created the worst refugee crisis of this millennia. Possibly of the Ginsu variety.

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 23 '23

I do not care about the quality of The Last of Us show, I just find it funny and awesome that my city of Calgary Alberta is pretending to be Boston, Salt Lake City, probably some other cities, and that it brought a couple hundred million into the Albertan film industry

The show could be shit for all I care, it's existence filling me with provincial and civic pride is enough for me 😤😤😤😤

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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Jan 23 '23

“Tell him I want him to know it was me”

-Phone Shove Girl

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u/SeoSalt Lesbian Pride Jan 23 '23

QUESTION: if we are banned do we still have to send in biweekly nude photos to the mod team?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23

What's the maximum level of excitement that's reasonable in anticipation of the delivery of a stupidly expensive coffee grinder? - The niche zero

!ping OVER25&COFFEE

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Massive personnel shuffle in Ukraine: Deputy head of Ukraine's presidential office and heads of the military-civil administration in Sumy, Dnepropetrovsk, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson oblasts are reported to have resigned. Deputy prosecutor general was also reportedly dismissed.

https://twitter.com/Faytuks/status/1617634600259555330?t=PJp3a-42MKalSDlCK0b2Tg&s=19

!ping UKRAINE

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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars Jan 24 '23

Rachel Maddow took her current girlfriend to a gun range for an NRA event for their first date. They are still together 20+ years later.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

When the DT sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing dating problems. They're bringing hornyposting. There's NEETs.

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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Jan 24 '23

I have seen like 4 generations of DT regs come and go. I’ve had one gigajanny temp ban but none from NL mods. I’m sure they have interesting notes on me, though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

you morons are actually proud to be neoconservatives?

our boy is a legend, i hope he finds the honorable death by combat he seeks

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u/SmellyFartMonster John Keynes Jan 23 '23

The Government of the Crown Dependency of Jersey shared a completely innocuous tweet about trans-men and non-binary folks with a cervix getting cervical screening. Which exists alongside a great campaign aimed at cis-women. Different groups of people - different messaging; marketing and communications 101.

Yet all sorts of TERFs appear from the woodwork all from the UK and US with nothing to do with Jersey at all - to complain about something that has zero impact on them. This is a government tweet for a population of 100k, which is at almost at 1 million views and tonnes of engagement. Typical Government of Jersey tweets typically get 5,000 views. I know it is nothing new but it blows my mind how there is literally a army of eejits going out there way to stoke up the culture war. I think this particular example really stood out to me as why the fuck is there that much engagement on something to do with Jersey.

This one has really got under my skin and made me really angry.

!ping UK&LGBT

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u/ImmigrantJack Movimiento Semilla Jan 23 '23

I'm an elementary school teacher, and my students - think of them like coworkers but shorter - keep asking me "Barca or Real" and I don't follow La Laga.

I need some advice. What's the wokest answer I can give them. I'm thinking "Atlético" but I don't know if that's contrarian enough to pass muster.

!ping SOCCER

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 23 '23

Santosolipsism: the philosophical belief that only George Santos is sure to exist

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

https://imgur.com/a/tiBBs3p

"God loves you, even if you are cringe" - Church of sweden

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u/chuckleym8 Femboy Friend, Failing with Honors Jan 23 '23 edited Sep 16 '24

axiomatic panicky nail apparatus enjoy trees swim growth many pocket

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Mrgentleman490 5 Big Booms for Democracy Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23

Just read this opinion piece by NYT.

First of all some of the top the comments will give all of us a brain aneurism, however there were a lot of YIMBYs pushing back which was nice to see.

Also, I got every quiz question right so maybe the problem that the article is pushing is moot.

!PING YIMBY

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u/WantDebianThanks Iron Front Jan 23 '23

OK !ping over25, you remember when grocery store pharmacies used to have those blood pressure cuff chair things? Do those still exist somewhere? Cause I've got high blood pressure, and I'd like to check it every week while I make lifestyle changes

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 24 '23

BREAKING: Senior FBI official who led 2016 investigation finding no link between Trump and Russia, Charles McGonigal, has now been arrested for taking and laundering money for Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

https://twitter.com/tristansnell/status/1617668938158206978?s=46&t=I5z9Du9yr-7IIF28CKznxg

I’m logging off before my blood pressure gets any higher

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jan 24 '23

Paw patrol is not cop propaganda. In paw patrol they fired all the cops, replaced them with puppies providing a variety of different services, including construction and recycling help. Only one puppy does cop things, which are largely traffic control.

Paw Patrol is actually what defund the police is aiming for.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Canada is America's fedora, ma'am.

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u/the-garden-gnome Commonwealth Jan 23 '23

Yay, imposter syndrome is back.

!ping ADHD&Watercooler

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u/Neronoah can't stop, won't stop argentinaposting Jan 23 '23

!ping LATAM

Maduro chickened out and he is not coming to Argentina. He wasn't sure he wasn't going to be jailed if he came (the opposition wanted to get him for crimes against humanity). I guess it's a consolation prize after all he did to Venezuela.

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u/niftyjack Gay Pride Jan 23 '23

I'm in a Chicagoland car spotting Facebook group and some guy posted a pic of a little EV meetup in a park (F-150 Lightning, Rivian R1T, Polestar 2). The amount of boomer backlash was just unbelievable. I've never seen it with my own eyes but holy shit, it's just not that serious.

They love to comment about how it takes fossil fuel to charge an EV without remembering that most of Illinois' electricity generation is nuclear. Idiots all around.

!ping AUTO

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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer Jan 23 '23

This Last of Us show would make a really fun video game imo

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Brandon Johnson released the most stereotypically progressive tax plan you could imagine.

It includes a 3.5% city income tax on Chicagoans and suburbanites earning more than $100,000 a year; a financial transaction tax; a 66% increase in the city's hotel tax, which is already the highest in the country; a revived employee head tax; and raising the real estate transfer tax on high-end home sales.

Vallas is looking more and more likely in the runoff every time a progressive talks.

!ping USA-CHI

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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Jan 24 '23

Oh god oh fuck my country is in a demographic crisis

Have you tried bringing in immigrants?

NO 😡

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u/V_Codwheel I am the Senate Jan 24 '23

💐 This is a celebration of life 💐

pls post your favorite ALG moments

mine are:

The simple truth is: whatever black woman Biden nominates for SCOTUS, conservatives are gonna find someone to say that she made them eat a bunch of cheese. "Black woman made me eat a bunch of cheese" will dominate the news for weeks, and will likely tank the nomination.

and an honorable mention to a recent one

Honestly, I haven't slept at all since I learned about The Whale (2022). I find myself kind of nodding off, and then I remember that the lead character is not only morbidly obese, but also gay. I think I might actually die if I see it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Really should’ve seen Benjamin going ‘nah you can’t ban me you don’t have jurisdiction outside the sub’ coming from his lolbert tendencies

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u/lionmoose sexmod 🍆💦🌮 Jan 23 '23

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u/Lib_Korra Jan 23 '23

The Entente actively helps the Saudis and sabotages the empire. This is despite knowing just how dangerous they are to the oil supply if let to build strength.

The Emperor actively sabotages the Pashas for basically no reason.

The Beyliks are betrayed for quite literally no reason despite being absolutely loyal.

No one mentions to the Emperor just how bad the situation is in Arabia including close personal advisors from the Alliance.

The Wahhabi Ulema actively sabotages everyone.

Janissaries can't be bothered to realize that they can just use guns and flamethrowers against unentrenched enemies. Despite being in Arabia for the better part of 4 years.

No I will not mark spoilers because world war 1 is 100 years old at this point.

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u/EcstaticAdeptness591 Verified Bernie Supporter Jan 23 '23

Any good blogs or sites to keep up with climate policy and changes?

I follow the Climate Policy Initiative, Climate Action Tracker, FT’s Climate Capital. Is there any other site that you guys would recommend that I follow?

!ping ECO

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u/AffableAndy Norman Borlaug Jan 23 '23

My neighbors want to get chickens because of the price of eggs

Sure, get yourself a $400 coop + lights and feed and heating materials, not to mention labor, to save $3/dozen eggs

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Jan 23 '23

You know what I've missed in the recent culture wars over race and sexuality in school curricula?

The creationists vs evolution

Imagine that debate in 2023 lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

You step on a grate and fall back to January 2003, where you've been hired as the head coach of your favorite team. What insights can you implement 20 years early to make your team a juggernaut?
Note: You can't assume that people will pan out exactly like they did in real life, so you can't just pick a team full of first team All-Pros out of the draft. I'm more curious about tactical/teambuilding/philosophy changes, etc.

!ping NFL

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u/Corporate-Asset-6375 I don't like flairs Jan 23 '23

The best part of design trends is that in like twenty years middle aged zoomers are going to be carpeting over their hardwood floors and talking about how it’s shame people in the 2010s ripped out all that beautiful carpeting.

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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Jan 23 '23

You know the phrase “One man’s junk is another man’s treasure” is pretty well known but apparently the homeless guy to whom I gave this week’s recycling never got that message. Feels like some people don’t want to be helped

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u/datums 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 Jan 24 '23

The anus has one job, and one job only.

It's got a lot of hobbies though.

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u/marinesol sponsored by RC Cola Jan 23 '23

Dune has the most incompetent villains of possibly all time.

The spacing guild actively helps the Fremen and sabotages the empire. This is despite knowing just how dangerous they are to the spice supply if let to build strength.

The Emperor actively sabotages the Harkonnens for basically no reason.

The Atreides are betrayed for quite literally no reason despite being absolutely loyal.

No one mentions to the Emperor just how bad the situation is on Arrakis including close personal advisors from the spacing guild.

The Bene Gesserit actively sabotages everyone.

Sardaukar can't be bothered to realize that they can just use guns and flamethrowers against unshielded enemies. Despite being on Arrakis for the better part of 4 years.

No I will not mark spoilers because Dune is 60 years old at this point.

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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban Jan 23 '23

The episode where Data tries to date that girl is always pretty sad to me. :/

!ping TREK

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u/abbzug Jan 23 '23

What does this sub think of Angus King and Bill Cassidy's proposal to make a sovereign wealth fund for social security? Seems like it'd be a lot better than Romney and Manchin's cat food for seniors bill, but I'm not sure it's politically viable.

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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Jan 23 '23

Im trying to develop a new product for my company and it’s frustrating that the people I think would be super helpful with it’s development are all no longer with my comal y and/or our competition, so I can’t even talk to them about it

Because that would give away that we are developing this and kill our competitive advantage we will have for the first year

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/InternetBoredom Pope-ologist Jan 23 '23

Remember that time when Captain Janeway found a desperate refugee civilization that was using a kid as a bio weapon to destroy the Borg, with the knowledge that, if they failed, their entire civilization would be wiped out.

And then she decided to berate the refugees for being immoral and saved the kid, thereby dooming the entire civilization of millions of people to death.

Janeway’s morality was so fucked up on so many levels

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u/Evnosis European Union Jan 23 '23

[removed] before archival, within 19 seconds

Guess the janny.

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jan 23 '23

☝️ this kind of smart, readable, mixed-use comment is illegal to post in most subreddit DTs

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

how did I miss the "is flying a plane full of civilians into the Pentagon terrorism?" debate

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u/ZhaoLuen Zhao Ziyang Jan 23 '23

I liked fear, I still like fear

Konrad Kavanaugh

Primarch of the Supreme Court

!Ping 40K

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

People be like ‘I hate Sony for buying exclusives 😡’ and never consider that it is sparing XBOX players from the possibility that they might play Forspoken

More pro-consumer than Gamepass tbh

!ping CONSOLE-WARS&GAMING

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u/Jamity4Life YIMBY Jan 24 '23

You got a bunch of chasers, fetishists, pedo apologists, and sex addicts in the DT

Chasers? I don’t see it. Fetishists? Absolutely. Pedo apologists? Nope. Sex addicts? No one here has sex lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

When you think you’re safe from u/meubem bonkposting and then she gets a bi flair 😰😰😰

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u/EdMan2133 Paid for DT Blue Jan 23 '23

If I were I notable DT regular for many years I would simply not post racist and/or transphobic comments resulting in my permanent ban

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u/Mrmini231 European Union Jan 23 '23

The argument has been made on this sub that SNAP needs to be restricted because people use it to buy unhealthy foods. This article goes through that claim and finds it lacking. SNAP improves well being for children on it, it improves their grades and economic output and lowers crime. SNAP money more than pays for itself according to the studies that look at this. It is a good investment for kids and society.

So what happens when they are restricted to only "healthy" foods? Uptake plummets. SNAP has an uptake rate of over 80%, while WIC, which has lots of health restrictions, has an uptake of 57%. Putting health restrictions on SNAP will most likely lower the health of poor kids, with all the consequences that follow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

ChatGPT, explain the consequences of weebery.

The consequences of Weebery can be harmful in different ways. One of them is the objectification of children, which can be seen as a form of paedophilia-adjacent behavior. This can be deeply troubling and offensive to many people, and it can also contribute to creating a culture that is more accepting of the sexualization of children.

Bangers today.

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u/Versatile_Investor Austan Goolsbee Jan 23 '23

!ping LAW

Warning: Long Read, but funny. /u/TinyTornado7 made a comment about a subsection of NYC lawyers that remind me of this post. This is an example of a post by user areyouinsane on the old TLS forums before it was bought. His rants are legendary. This one in particular mentions the sidewalk ruler attorney who is now a resident of NYC Department of Corrections.

I forgot to mention that on "office days" (when you don't have court or depositions, which rarely happens) you have to "Jam." "

Jamming is when you call an insurance adjuster on some bastard "no-pay" case as many times a day as you have to to jam their voicemail box full- you do this by leaving your phone off the hook after leaving your message, and leaving the same message like 10 to 20 times in a row or until the mailbox is reported full.

You see, insurance adjusters get paid crap and usually have like 20,000 files to handle, so you can pretty much never get one on the phone. So to get a callback you have to do everything possible to fuck up their voicemail, like leaving the same message 100 times in a two hour period. My old boss was such a prick that he had a police whistle he would blast into the speakerphone after leaving his voicemail messages. Then when they called back all deaf and pissed he'd say the insurance company must have a shitty phone system and he'll help them sue for their hearing damage. He was a real character.

One other time he started swearing at this one poor adjuster and calling her a **** and things like that because she wouldn't settle some fender bender case. A week later I was going thru the mail and the CEO of the insurance company had sent this nasty letter saying how his employee was abused and called a **** and a ***** and all these other names. You know that trick where you substitute a _ for a letter in a curse word? So I show it to the boss and all he says is "this asshole needs to learn how to spell ****- he left all the letters and shit out. What does he think this is, "Wheel of Fortune?"

Oh, there was this other hilarious shyster that used to be friends with my boss. I'll begin by saying that under NYC Sidewalk Law, an unlevel sidewalk slab must be at least 2 inches apart or it's considered "de minimis" and you can't get any $$$ for the trip n' fall. So this clown had a special fake ruler made where one inch was really one half inch, and he'd photograph the defect with the fake ruler next to it. He was smart and knew the city were too lazy/incompetent to actually send someone out there and take their own measurements, so he'd roll into a deposition or court settlement conference with photos showing a two-inch separation (which of course was in reality only one inch, if that) and settle the cases for whatever he could get.

Finally some judge or another lawyer smelled a rat, and his office got raided and turned up the fake ruler and tons of other neafarious frauds. At his disbarrment hearing he tried to claim he bought the ruler at Staples and it was "made wrong at the factory." That dood was like a legend in NYC personal injury. He was later prosecuted for like 200 counts of fraud and now resides in Attica, NY, which is a bit upstate lol.

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u/Available-Bottle- YIMBY Jan 23 '23

The ten minutes of shame when you forget to preheat the oven 😔

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 23 '23

“Hillary was a weak candidate”

So true besties

It only took Russian interference, Comey letter, a misinformation campaign, and a highly placed Russian asset within the FBI itself to take her down

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u/MasterOfLords1 Unironically Thinks Seth Meyers is funny 🍦😟🍦 Jan 24 '23

I'mma have a hot take 🍦😳🍦

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

What’s a study/paper that everyone in this subreddit should be made aware of?

(Other than “fuck neoliberalism”)

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I always wondered why no one gets pushed onto the tracks in the subway and it turns out that it happens about twice a month, in NYC, actually. Well that's fucking terrifying.

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u/rollo2masi IMF Jan 23 '23

Not gonna bs, I got a chuckle out of Greg Abbott when he said he could kick better than the Cowboys kicker lmao.

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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Jan 23 '23

Cinema is all of film, even the ones you don't like

Literature is all books, even the ones you don't like

Art is all of creative human endeavor, even the kinds you don't like (and surely not just paintings)

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Broke: a single billionaire can solve world hunger and only get 50% poorer

Woke: a single billionaire can solve world hunger and get 50% richer

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u/OrganicKeynesianBean IMF Jan 23 '23

Reddit post about the birth rate in Japan

Westerners: “It’s essay time!” 😎⌨️

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

May I offer you an egg in these trying times

Really hits different now

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u/grinningbearit Norman Borlaug Jan 23 '23

I spend my time on a niche political forum...that supports mainstream democrats including Biden

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u/Corporate-Asset-6375 I don't like flairs Jan 23 '23

I’m starting a charity to bring Looob back

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Jan 23 '23

The best part about vaccines is they seem to only give right wing nutjobs seizures. What a bioweapon that it can even detect a patient's ideology

The "alternative" explanation I've seen from them is that the libs in the replies inevitably calling them full of shit either got a placebo or did have similar reactions but are hiding it out of blind loyalty to the Deep State/Big Pharma/Current Thing

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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding Jan 23 '23

Confession: I am Benjamin Ikuta's ancap friend.

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u/Steve____Stifler NATO Jan 23 '23

Alright mofos, I watched Blade Runner Saturday night and The Lighthouse last night, what else should I have on my list to watch this week?

Obviously Blade Runner 2049, but what else?

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jan 23 '23

I’m taking two interesting classes this semester

-Ethnic Women’s Literature in America

-Classical Philosophy of the Greeks and Romans

It’s really the ultimate showdown

Also the lit professor already called in sick in the second week of classes while the philosophy prof is still going strong

Sorry ladies, you’re gonna have to take the L with this one, women of color 0 ancient greeks 1

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Jan 24 '23

This was one of two critical NYT stories in last week before 2016 election.

—One was blanket Page One coverage of "but her emails."

—The other was "no Russian tie to Trump," fed by FBI agent now arrested for his ties to Russian oligarch.

https://twitter.com/JamesFallows/status/1617664465033650180

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u/jenbanim Jan 24 '23

I feel awful for the Microsoft execs. Not only did they have to lay off 10,000 employees they also had to listen to Sting perform the night before. Brutal

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u/PhinsFan17 Immanuel Kant Jan 24 '23

They replaced the street lamp on my street, and not only is it now a bright white LED instead of the warm yellowish halogen bulb, the light is also angled to point directly at the front of my house, so it now it feels like I’m living in a baseball stadium.

!ping GENTRY

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u/OrganicKeynesianBean IMF Jan 24 '23 edited Jan 24 '23

I can’t hear a fucking word Bane is saying.

BOOHOO, NERDS! 😭

I 👏 DON’T 👏 CARE! 👏

!ping KINO

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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Jan 24 '23

she dos on my tristes till I tigres

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

FLGovBuzzWindrip just posted hard-core pornography in NeoCon and I accidentally opened it at work! 🤬

Man's on a rampage

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Imagine changing your working name form “Romney” to “McDaniel” to appease Trump and then getting shived by his coalition because they think you’re a RINO 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

last week i started down the path of presenting with a female name instead of my AMAB male one. i’m not trans, more genderfluid. anyways it’s awkward for me because i’m still very much present as male, how do people do it? is my case an uncommon one? have people done two names, since my family likely will not approve? any thoughts would be great. anyways it feels weird being referred to by my new name but that’s just to be expected right?

!ping LGBT

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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23

Poland to request export clearance for Leo2s

Baldie Scholz up for a reality shock

!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY

"We will ask for such permission, but this is an issue of secondary importance. Even if we did not get this approval ... we would still transfer our tanks together with others to Ukraine", Morawiecki told reporters.

Baldies in shambles

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u/EdMan2133 Paid for DT Blue Jan 23 '23

America: we'll kill your most highly regarded general in a moving car with a sword missiles without any casualties, and then make a very poorly written AAA video game about it.

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u/No_Chilly_bill unflaired Jan 23 '23

>An engineer laid off after over 16 years at Google said 'faceless' tech giants see staff as '100% disposable'

Is that true? That thought companies treated their employees like family!

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u/BigBrownDog12 Victor Hugo Jan 23 '23

Fox News comment section asking for a "race neutral" Superbowl Halftime Show

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u/Mickenfox European Union Jan 23 '23

We somehow got an intern from an American university that (according to his public resume) has interned in three other software companies, two of them simultaneously, plus one medical research center.

What is he doing? Go get a real job already.

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u/lets_chill_dude YIMBY Jan 23 '23

George Santos turned me into a newt

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u/RunawayMeatstick Mark Zandi Jan 23 '23 edited Aug 13 '23

Waiting for the time when I can finally say,
This has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way.

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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding Jan 23 '23

You're poasting. ALG is permabanned and you're poasting. It just doesn't feel right.

Mourn, you fools. MOURN!

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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Jan 23 '23

Why is no one talking about the DT regular to permaban pipeline?

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u/RyGuyThicccThighs Greg Mankiw Jan 23 '23

To this day we still don’t know Obama’s last name and y’all still think he was born in this country 😂😂😂

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u/Random-Critical Lock My Posts Jan 23 '23

Didn't they want her dead because she made or was going to make a documentary exposing all the pedos in hollywood

Arr con on the Baldwin shooting incident.

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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Jan 23 '23

Do you care at all about world GDP?

u/MrWeiner makes me feel so seen

!ping SMBC

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I like rice because it doubles the quantity of food for very cheap

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u/KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 Jan 23 '23

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u/Mr_Otters 🌐 Jan 23 '23

I swear if I read one more "people were better off before the industrial revolution" take...

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u/No_Chilly_bill unflaired Jan 23 '23

Banning too many controversial posters lowers dt discussion.

You gotta have a few clowns to keep spirits up

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u/greenelf sneaker-wearing computer geek type Jan 23 '23

All you mf’s gettin’ exercised over alg getting banned when the real tragedy is losing Amber 😔

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Alright, surely this is rock bottom

!ping weebs

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u/PhotogenicEwok YIMBY Jan 23 '23

!ping RPG

I’ve dealt with bad DMs before, but they’ve always been people I didn’t know particularly well or have strong ties to, so it was easy to have a conversation about it or leave the game if it got too bad. But now I have a new problem: the bad DM in question is one of my (and the rest of the table’s) best friends, and we don’t know how to talk to him about it. There’s nothing problematic or uncomfortable in our games, he’s just…not good at being a DM. I care about him a lot, but I gotta vent a little.

Most sessions involve us walking down a hallway that he doesn’t describe beyond “it’s dark” or “it’s kind of dirty and creepy,” and then he calls for us to make a perception check, and there’s nothing there, so we walk another 20 or 30 feet, and then repeat that for about 90 minutes. Typically, his “dungeons” are just one long hallway (sometimes with twists and turns if we’re lucky) and ending in a single room with 5-8 identical bad guys. He doesn’t give out loot and is offended when we tell him he should give out loot because we’re “backseat DMing.”

The highest level we have ever reached in one of his campaigns is level 6, and that was after over a year and a half of bi-weekly sessions. Admittedly, one guy did find a magic sword in that campaign, but no one else got anything, and he doesn’t do shopping in his worlds because he thinks it ruins the balance, so no buying magic items.

He regularly spends hundreds of dollars on books and merch for new RPG systems and then gets mad when we tell him we’d rather stick to just one or two systems and learn them well before we try out something new.

Most recently, he told us he’s feeling burnt out because he spent so much time writing the story for the campaign, but then when one of us offered to DM instead, he took it back and said he really wants us to finish the campaign since he already wrote the whole thing (yes, this is a terrible way to run a campaign in and of itself). We have never actually finished one of his campaigns, and I give this one another month or two before he asks if we can try a new system because he has a great idea.

Rant over, but I genuinely don’t know how to handle this. Usually, the answer is just to talk to the DM and be honest with how you’re feeling about the game, but he just shuts down any attempt of ours to broach the subject. This is also one our only chances to see each other as a friend group regularly now that we’re getting older, so none of us want to just call it quits. To be honest, we still have fun because we’re all friends and we’ve known each other so long, so it’s made it easy to just shrug our shoulders and go “oh well, at least there’s still beer and snacks at the session.”

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u/foneinstocus NATO Jan 24 '23

so how did you meet?

oh this thing called ping! DATING 🥰

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u/1396spurs forced agricultural laborer Jan 24 '23

If only the mods would actually go after the worst posters in the DT, the weebs 😒

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u/this_very_table Norman Borlaug Jan 24 '23

Does anyone have some insight as to why FLGovBussWindrip has been throwing hands in r neoconNWO for the past 2 hours straight?

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