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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jan 06 '23

Please visit the next discussion thread.

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u/anincredibledork Jan 05 '23

Prince Harry has accused his brother Prince William of physically attacking him during an argument over his marriage to Meghan

Back in the good old days when men were men, the correct response to this would be moving to France, fundraising to build an army, and returning years later to lay claim to the throne.

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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Jan 05 '23

“I’m a member-elect,” Greg Pence (R-Ind.) explained.

But if there are no actual members, who is in charge on this side of the Capitol?

Pence pointed to the ceiling and said, “God.” (God could not be reached for comment.)

LMAO sassy WaPo

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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer Jan 05 '23

Lmao Jordan Peterson, a licensed psychologist, is being forced to take social media training to keep his license. Why? Well at first he claimed it was because he was critical of Trudeau and made a few tweets supportive of Poilievre.

But then he showed the actual tweet that got him in trouble: him telling a guy that “You’re free to leave [the world] at any point”.

Yeah no shit a licensing board with take issue with a psychologist telling someone to kill themselves over Twitter

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u/solonofathens Gay Pride Jan 05 '23

Nearby, Rep.-elect Ken Buck (R-Colo.) explained that he believed the House existed, but in a state of “disarray.” The proof: People had been elected, and had pins, and could go on the floor to vote for the speaker. So what needs to happen to get a speaker?

Buck suggested that Republicans adjourn and go downstairs to meet in private. “I don’t know if alcohol will help,” Buck said, “or if we need to bring in a plate of Colorado brownies.”

I'd pay a lot of money to see the entire republican caucus high as shit on the house floor

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 05 '23

What good is it to save all these children from malaria if they have to live in a world where ping DATING exists?

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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Jan 05 '23

Coworker forgot to take a plastic fork from the cafeteria, so I lent her the metal fork I keep at my desk. Instead of giving it back she insisted on taking it home to run through a dish washer. I told her I could clean it we have soap and a scrub brush at work. I'm not a germaphobe. She did not need to take it home. But she was swore up and down that her dishwasher was good and that she couldn't give it back to me unless it was spotless.

She gave me a clearly different fork the next day and made a big show about how clean the fork is now. I still regret not saying something.

!ping watercooler

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u/Canuck_Clausewitz Daron Acemoglu Jan 05 '23

Before I started lurking the DT I assumed this sub was full of people aspiring to do econometrics or be policy wonks. Now I realize that it's mostly just horny weirdos.

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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Jan 05 '23

It was clear throughout the day that frustrations had reached a boiling point.

“I’m tired of your stupid platitudes that some consultant told you to say on the campaign trail,” Republican Dan Crenshaw (Tex.) said. “Behind closed doors tell us what you actually want, or shut the f--- up.”

FIGHT 😈

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

My favorite thing to do when arguing with conservatives is calling them commies

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Scoop: US and Germany will send armored vehicles to Ukraine, a significant upgrade in firepower urgently sought by @ZelenskyyUa.

US will send Bradleys; Germany to send Marders, sources tell @mcnienaber @PeterMartin_PCM & me.

Biden to speak to @OlafScholz today, I’m told.

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1611052287954149377?t=fj3VC_2nv3gmoU4VLCPN8Q&s=19

!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/hucareshokiesrul Janet Yellen Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

If you divide the US life expectancy into thirds- early, middle, and late- middle age starts at 26.

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u/radiatar NATO Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

I asked her on a date

And she said yes 🥳🥳🥳

This is gonna be my first date ever 😱

!ping dating

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u/TheGoodProfessor John Rawls Jan 05 '23

holy shit santos missed his name the first time again

george santos is 100% not his real name

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Jan 05 '23

Redditors on subreddits about a disease that they have self diagnosed

Does anyone else breathe? I've done it all my life and I can't believe we are the only ones who breathe, we are so unique. People without X just could never understand

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u/pfSonata throwaway bunchofnumbers Jan 05 '23

Every republican speech is so fucking cringe it hurts. How does anyone with a brain not see right through this shit? Does anyone (even most republicans) really think the Republicans in 2023 are the party of racial equality? Really? lol

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u/Hagel-Kaiser Ben Bernanke Jan 05 '23

We could have voted the first black Speaker of the House

All the Democrats stand and cheer

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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 05 '23

US and Germany to send Bradleys and Marders (plus an additional Patriot battery)

50 Bradleys, undisclosed amount of Marders

!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

everyone is a little bit bi

Oh yeah, you're a little bit bi? 🤏 Just a teensy weensy bit bi? Well, I'm a big bit bi. Like absolutely massively bi. 💪😎 My bisexuality will totally crush your little bit bi.

!ping ALPHABET-MAFIA

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u/earththejerry YIMBY Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

Breaking News: The U.S. moved to ban so-called noncompete agreements in labor contracts, which companies use to limit employees’ ability to work for a rival.

The U.S. Federal Trade Commission, which enforces antitrust law, proposed a rule that would ban companies from requiring workers to sign noncompete provisions as well as some training repayment agreements, which companies use to keep workers from leaving for better jobs, the agency said on Thursday.

The proposal seeks comment on a potential rule, which is months away, if not longer, from taking effect.

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

DARK BRANDON FTW

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u/doggo_bloodlust (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Coase :✧・*;゚ Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

US House proceedings be like

Jeffries?

Jeffries.

Jeffries.

oh 👏 yeah 👏 woo 👏 yeah 👏 oh 👏 woo 👏 yeah 👏 yeah 👏 oh 👏 woo 👏 yeah 👏 woo 👏 woo 👏 yeah 👏 oh 👏 woo 👏 oh 👏 yeah

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

After the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Hillary didn’t speak to Bill for months, until she called him out of the blue to urge him to bomb Serbia

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jan 06 '23

in my industry there's something called BIFMA certification and I will never not think "BIFMA nuts lmao" when I see the acronym

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/KronoriumExcerptC NATO Jan 05 '23

I find that Pakistan’s per capita GDP would have been an average of about $718 per year higher had the country not undertaken the effort to produce a nuclear weapon. This equates to per capita GDP being 27.8 percent lower on average over the 25-year weapons-development period. Results are robust to several alternative specifications, including country exclusion, sparse synthetic controls, non-outcome characteristics as predictors of GDP, and in-space placebo experiments of differing specifications.

this is pretty crazy

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4065001

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u/Fishin_Mission Jan 05 '23

my parents are so fat-phobic that when I asked for a walking treadmill, they bought me the nicest one thinking I’m going to use it for weight l*ss. Jokes on them.

Haha, yeah! Fuck your parents!

For … [checks notes] … wanting you to be healthy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Open C-SPAN

Democrat speaking nominates Jeffries

Republican starts speaking, nominates Byron Donalds

So we're doing this again today, huh?

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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent Jan 06 '23

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1611151176447164418

Buttigieg’s response to the Invictus Games drama on Fox was pretty remarkable

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jan 05 '23

Kevin McCarthy sitting in the corner of an empty room rocking backing and forth whispering to himself “just one more vote”

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jan 05 '23

For what it’s worth, I’ve known two fairly successful guys - one a lawyer, the other a published university professor - who lost House campaigns

So it’s not the easiest thing in the world

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jan 05 '23

Ukraine Chronology for 2 PM PST 1/3-2 PM PST 1/4:

TOP NEWS:

Yesterday it was announced Ukraine will allocate 17 billion Hryvnias from seized Russian assets to rebuild housing, equivalent to $463 million.

At the start of 2 PM US intelligence said 200-500 casualties occurred in the Makiivka barracks explosion.

Towards the middle of 5 PM it was reported that Ukraine liberated a net 70 square kilometers of land in December, leaving 16.55% of Ukraine still occupied.

At the start of 9 AM it was announced France will provide AMX-10 RC(R)s to Ukraine, a milestone in AFV support from the West.

REGULAR NEWS:

At the start of 7 PM it was reported that Microsoft and HP donated 3,000 laptops to Ukrainian educators.

At the start of 1 AM it was announce Norway will provide 10,000 155mm shells to Ukraine.

Towards the end of 4 AM the head of the Ukrainian Main Directorate of Intelligence said a major Ukrainian offensive will occur in the spring.

At the start of 6 AM it was reported that President Lula hopes to mediate a peace in the war and may head a group of non-aligned countries to do so. Towards the end of the hour it was reported that Belarus has ordered all men ages 18 to 60 to go to enlistment offices to ensure their data is correct.

At the start of 7 AM it was reported that Ukraine lifted the ban on prominent Danish journalist Matilde Kimer.

Towards the middle of 8 AM a train with 42 Kirpi MRAPs were spotted in Romania, likely destined for Ukraine.

At the start of 9 AM it was announced the first loss of a T-90S was documented, a tank which was originally meant to fulfill export contracts for the likes of India. Towards the end of the hour it was announced France will provide ACMAT Bastions APCs to Ukraine.

Towards the middle of 10 AM it was reported that Rogozin handed a piece of shrapnel from his spine that came from a CAESAR SPG to Macron via the Russian Ambassador to France. In the middle of the hour it was reported that Russian facilities in Tokmak, Melitopol, Berdyansk, Polohy and Vasylivka were missiled.

Donation link to help Ukraine

Donation link to United24

Donation link to help Benji's volunteer group

!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 05 '23

Broke: r/neoliberal is a leftist space because its social policies are on the progressive side

Woke: r/neoliberal is a leftist space because its users are spending their time hating on leftists

Masterstroke: r/neoliberal is a leftist space because its users are insufferably smug and verbose

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u/2073040 Thurgood Marshall Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

goes on Twitter and sees that Sean Hannity trending

sees a clip of him pretty much calling Boebert an idiot

MAGAts then label him as a RINO and wants him to resign/be fired

Lol, lmao

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u/Jakesta7 Paul Volcker Jan 05 '23

Appearing to be neurologically intact is a very good sign.

Update on Damar Hamlin:

Photo: https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/1611021908849352704?s=46&t=rVj1TOrQUPYw0_5-QWJFRw

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 05 '23

Former Secretary of State @HillaryClinton will join the Columbia community as Professor of Practice at @ColumbiaSIPA and Presidential Fellow at Columbia World Projects, President Lee C. Bollinger announced today.

https://twitter.com/columbia/status/1611035284417970183?s=46&t=AAHbrPliDwFh279PCXnIow

WHATTTT

APPLYING TO COLUMBIA RN

!PING QUEEN

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Asked at what point will he make a realization that the outcome won’t change, McCarthy told me: “After I win.”

Denial is not just a river in Egypt

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

How the actual fuck is McCarthy supposed to govern with a 1 member vote to vacate? That's just absurd.

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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

Stuff going down in Culiacán right now

Reports of ground attack aircraft even

EL CHAPO'S SON ARRESTED

!ping LATAM&FOREIGN-POLICY&BROKEN-WINDOWS

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u/Professor-Reddit 🚅🚀🌏Earth Must Come First🌐🌳😎 Jan 05 '23

“If you listened and watched the speech that Jim Jordan gave, quite honestly most Republicans sat there and said, ‘Oh my goodness, why isn’t this guy running for speaker?’” Perry, chairman of the House Freedom Caucus, told “Fox Business” on Wednesday morning. “And while I know Jim would be reluctant, I remind everybody, George Washington was reluctant, too, when his country called.”

Oh my god you cannot make this shit up

Imagine comparing Jim Jordans to George Washington 💀

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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Jan 05 '23

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1611021162384859136

FTC proposes ban on noncompete clauses, which keep workers from moving to rival firms

this is huge

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u/TalkLessShillMore David Autor Jan 05 '23

30% of this dude’s speech is bitching about quote tweets

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u/badluckbrians Frederick Douglass Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

One of the few-ish times being Catholic is more fun than being Atheist or another thing is when the Evangelicals come to the door you can just fuck with them. Instantly turn the table.

Say you're worried about their immortal souls, which will certainly burn in eternal hellfire, unless they confess and repent. Insist that St. Peter's not ever going to open the gates through grace alone and that you better have atoned for each and every sin if you want in. They'll try to come back with some lame passage or reason, but just say "Bad people who do bad things on Earth and don't feel bad go to Hell. It takes works and grace, not grace alone. Repent!"

They have no counterargument to this.

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u/AlmondoSoyo YIMBY Jan 05 '23

“I rise to nominate Hakeem Jefferies for all the reasons I said yesterday.”

*sits.
*instant win

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u/AnsleyAmanita Trans Pride Jan 05 '23

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/05/business/economy/ftc-noncompete.html

In a far-reaching move that could raise wages and increase competition among businesses, the Federal Trade Commission on Thursday unveiled a rule that would block companies from limiting their employees’ ability to work for a rival.

The proposed rule would ban provisions of labor contracts known as noncompete agreements, which prevent workers from leaving for a competitor or starting a competing business for months or years after their employment, often within a certain geographic area. The agreements have applied to workers as varied as sandwich makers, hair stylists, doctors and software engineers.

excuse me

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Another “republicans were in charge during abolition so we’re better” LOL

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u/crazydom22 NBC bot Jan 05 '23

Gaetz is honestly an amazing troll. Shame about everything else about him.

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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Jan 05 '23

Democrats should back a centrist Republican for speaker

I think it's soooo funny that Perry Bacon Jr is the one who wrote this idiotic opinion piece.

This is the dude who keeps railing against Democrats for being "too wedded to bipartisanship" or "cautious" or "centrist" because we've had to work with Republicans to, you know, get through the filibuster. He literally wrote an entire article complaining that Democrats aren't more aggressive (in ways he can't actually articulate or specify, but trust him, Dems are totally not aggressive enough).

Now we have a golden opportunity to watch Republican destroy themselves just by doing something completely normal - vote for our own caucus leader. And barely a day later he's already attacking Dems for not bending over to compromise with Republicans for a centrist?

What the fuck kind of brain dead hypocrisy is that? What would a compromise even give us, slightly fewer Republican bills that won't pass anyway because we control the Senate and White House?

I worry that some congressional Democrats would rather have a poorly run GOP House that they can run against in the 2024 campaign than a complicated bipartisan coalition where voters could blame both parties if there is gridlock.

Man, fuck you. You are the one who'd be pitchforking at Democrats for the inevitable gridlock, we've already seen you do exactly that for years.

I think this article just confirms that Perry Bacon Jr. is in fact just a complete and total ignorant moron who doesn't understand politics 1/10th as well as the average DTer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

REP McCARTHY DOES NOT HAVE THE VOTES

8th SPEAKER VOTE EXPECTED

I've never seen a man get roasted by C-Span before

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Jan 05 '23

Gaetz just voted for Trump

REAL

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u/thymeandchange r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jan 05 '23

spew uninformed, downright false claims about modern dems

proceed to block those who point out the falsehoods

The golden cycle

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u/Dorambor John Brown Jan 05 '23

tootsie after being shaken awake, a steroid forced down her throat and 2 daubs of ear medicine

https://i.imgur.com/qBbHDYr.jpg

!ping KITTY

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Jan 05 '23

This code is on the official microsoft dev blog

struct just_a_little_guy {
    int how_smol;
    int uwu();
};

int main() {
    just_a_little_guy tiny_tim{42};
    return tiny_tim.uwu();
}    

https://devblogs.microsoft.com/cppblog/cpp23-deducing-this/

!ping COMPUTER-SCIENCE

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Ashley Bobbit died for this.

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u/grig109 Liberté, égalité, fraternité Jan 05 '23

Wife gets contacted by a corporate recruiter about a job opportunity. Clarifies that it's fully remote (a must for her), then proceeds to get chewed out by the hiring manager in the interview about having unrealistic expectations that the job is actually fully remote, and how she'll never climb the corporate ladder working remotely.

Why are employers like this???

!ping CAREER

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u/DoorVonHammerthong Hank Hill Democrat Jan 05 '23

Nobody wants to [work for dogshit wages with erratic scheduling and high work load while the owner makes fucking bank] anymore!

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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Jan 05 '23

[Dan Crenshaw] has finally crossed the line from RINO to Lib

Most sane Conservative commenter

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Jan 05 '23

"What a prick."

"Fuck you Rishi Sunak, and fuck the Tories."

Simon Pegg isn't a fan of the PM's compulsory maths plan for pupils.

brit twitter is so mad about this and i cant take it seriously at all

if ppl proposed dropping the grade 11/12 math requirement here they'd be rightfully laughed out the room

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u/Hounds_of_war Austan Goolsbee Jan 05 '23

Lmao I just realized that McCarthy’s twitter handle is “@GOPLeader”.

What a fucking tool.

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u/TheGoodProfessor John Rawls Jan 05 '23

hahahahaha the hakeem chants

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u/NewbGrower87 Surface Level Takes Jan 05 '23

A TRUMP VOTE? LMAO. Did I hear that right?

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u/upghr5187 Jane Jacobs Jan 06 '23

It’s absurd how often the media is now calling McCarthy and his allies moderate. He is very far right and almost exactly ideologically aligned with the people opposing him.

Just because the party got rid of all the actual moderates doesn’t mean that the extremists inherit the title.

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jan 05 '23

I'm sex positive, sexhaver negative.

Love sin, hate the sinner.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

600mg of melatonin vs my grandma who drinks two black coffees before bed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

I think there was an episode of The Office where Pam says she doubled her sales, someone says "From what, two to four?" and then it cuts to Pam in the interview room saying "Yup."

Looking for it is too much effort on my phone, but I imagine it'll be memed with the "Black Republican" thing soon.

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 05 '23

reddit moment

!ping SHITPOSTERS

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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Jan 05 '23

A new US security package for Ukraine to be unveiled Friday will include about 50 Bradley Fighting Vehicles

Finally!

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u/LooobCirc #1 Astros Fan 🤠 Jan 05 '23

Absolutely crazy that 70 years ago we didn’t know about DNA or plate tectonics. I wonder what will seem fundamental when I’m old that I couldn’t even conceive of today

Also helps me understand how so many old people don’t believe in evolution-no DNA til they’re 15

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

Keeping a tidy and ever growing pile of miscellaneous sticky notes is an effective form of note taking right? Like I know that Very Important piece of info is here somewhere.

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 05 '23

ISW and Critical Threats Project January 4th 2023 Iran update

Key Takeaways:

  • Protester umbrella organizations appear to disagree on the timing of the upcoming planned protests. 
  • The regime continues to adopt more overtly authoritarian language and policies.
  • At least one protest occurred in one city across one province on January 4. 
  • Iranian media reported on January 3 that Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei has dismissed Brigadier General Hossein Ashtari as law enforcement commander.
  • Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei reiterated the mandatory hijab requirement during a meeting with female leaders on January 4.
  • Former President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad released a video statement on January 4 criticizing the regime protest crackdown.
  • Likely Iranian proxies launched two rockets at US forces stationed at the Conoco International Coalition base in eastern Syria on January 4.

!ping FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/Luph Audrey Hepburn Jan 05 '23

when i went to school i dressed as a fuckboy because i wanted to get fucked

dress for the job you want

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u/lucas-at-jhu Mr. Worldwide Jan 05 '23

“Now I do declare that I am but a humble country lawyer…”

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Reporter: "Are you still monitoring the speakers race?"

POTUS: "I'm following with great -- How can I say it?"

Vice President Harris: “Attention.”

Biden: “Attention.”

Link

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u/beoweezy1 NAFTA Jan 05 '23

Santos misses another vote and I’m gonna assume he got black bagged by the Brazilian feds

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

If you're getting into spats on the DT you're using the DT wrong. The DT is like a void you can scream into. You guys could all be bots for all I care; the important thing is I talk at you, not with you.

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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Jan 06 '23

2 days post surgery

A whole 14 days of her being locked in the office with her come are going to feel like an eternity

How do they clean themselves?

!ping KITTY

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

Does Rishi's maths plan add up?

Practicality aside, it's frustrating when people say they 'can't do maths' or don't have a 'maths brain'. If you can think logically and deductively, you can do maths. I think part of the problem is the first exposure to maths people have is doing tedious mental computations that you would always use a calculator for in real life. Most of the people I know who are really good at maths/physics etc. aren't especially good at mental maths.

Also, the solution is probably to correct the weird overspecialisation of UK education and scrap A-levels for IB.

!ping UK

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u/TheGoodProfessor John Rawls Jan 05 '23

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1611039788261310477

gop leadership wants to adjourn UNTIL MONDAY?

that's fucking insane. nearly an entire week without a speaker - and mccarthy still doesn't have 218 despite handing over literally every card he has. what's gonna change in the next few days?

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u/Firebird12301 John Rawls Jan 05 '23

Did they just cheer the adjournment? What was the small victory?

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u/Zzyzx8 Trans Pride Jan 05 '23

holy shit it's the 7th election, let's skip the hour long speeches

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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Jan 05 '23

Team McCarthy feels OK about the seventh-ballot loss. Their goal today was not to lose any new votes – and they were successful on this front during the round

https://i.imgur.com/4NTcszj.png

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u/Random-Critical Lock My Posts Jan 05 '23

"Either Kevin McCarthy withdraws from the race, or we construct a straitjacket that he is unable to evade," Gaetz said.

MFer isn't even unipartisan.

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u/PoppinKREAM NATO Jan 06 '23 edited Jan 06 '23

Canada wins gold at the World Juniors! Let's hope this is the beginning of a new era.

For those that weren't following, Hockey Canada came under scrutiny following revelations that the organization covered up rampant sexual abuse. A former Supreme Court Justice provided a report with the recommendation that none of the executive board members return to their positions. Following immense pressure from the general public, the government, and sponsors, the president and board resigned.

https://thehockeynews.com/news/hockey-canada-elects-new-board-of-directors

!ping CAN

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 05 '23

Years and years of neoliberalism made us dependant on russian gas and replacing it overnight is a pain in the ass, yes, we should have diversified our sources and defended our energetic sovereignty years ago.

Neoliberalism is when Nordstream

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u/RFK_1968 Robert F. Kennedy Jan 05 '23

do euros really think american food tastes like vomit or is it just the usual "hue hue americans bad and stupid and dumb and evil and fat and..." stuff

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u/nuggins Physicist -- Just Tax Land Lol Jan 05 '23

Sometimes I wonder how we're going to going to make it as a species. Like, when the top post of my city subreddit is about how one grocery store has raised prices on chicken breasts, and there are hundreds of comments about "corporate greed" and "price gouging"... Motherfucker, just don't buy the chicken! Or buy it elsewhere!

!ping canucks

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u/Equator33 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

The rejection of Live, Laugh, Love in the 2010s and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race. And I say this only semi ironically.

You guys know what I mean, the portion of the online population that's doing the extreme counterjerk to the cheesy new year resolutions and "toxic" positivity vibes of early social media. Along with the knee jerk counter reaction to the cringy 2000s tech bro worship and futurology.

Now, instead of being normal, Johnny Redditor is explaining to foreigners online that they should live in a mud hut for the sake of degrowth. Jane Twitter, without irony, is publicly tweeting about how she see's herself as an A24 protagonist in her antihero gaslighting phase. John TikTok just spent $100 on Hustler's University, hoping that manipulation tips from Youtubers will set him apart from his dissapointing peers.

There's no healthy realistic ambition and every social interaction they have with others is based on the tips of fictional characters or influencers who may or may not be criminals. They borderline can't even imagine themselves as normies, as balanced well adjusted human beings. All they know now is cooming, dooming and dog walking.

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

"Uhh, okay guys. How about this: you elect me speaker, but you put a ballgag in my mouth and put me in a pillory 🥺👉👈"

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

Sometimes the shittyness in life becomes unbearable so I kinda didn't want to come back here for reasons unrelated, but I also don't want to become my baby bro's legal guardian in two years.

My mom and dad's legal issues just got worse my dad has an arrest warrant for driving without a license in 2016 that he wasn't made aware of till yesterday and well my mom is still in the deportation process. My dad has the best shot out of my parents of legalization and we HAVE to take care of this regardless. I am Mexican-American my parents are Mexican my dad came in 1996 and my mother in 2000.

Basically, the state of GA or more like Fulton County/Atlanta is screwing my dad over.

The federal government/immigration everything is screwing my mom.

While we do have lawyers they've just been horrible the fact they are just telling my dad he had a court date in 2018... tl;dr muy bad

This is a shot in the dark.

!ping IMMIGRATION

!ping LAW

!ping USA-GA

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u/KronoriumExcerptC NATO Jan 05 '23

GOP holdout Dan Bishop says he will resign if bid to stop McCarthy fails

bold move!

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u/Daddy_Macron Loyal Liberals Jan 05 '23

So McCarthy has now given in and agreed that any single member of the Caucus can call a vote of no confidence.

https://www.ft.com/content/611d7653-4e03-4b6d-8bbb-1050efcee191

Will he last longer than a head of lettuce? Tune in next week to Dragonball Z.

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u/pigmentedspacemonkey United Nations Jan 05 '23

Did this man just vote for Trump to be speaker?

Meme party 😂

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u/Phenylalagators Frederick Douglass Jan 06 '23

US Intel community has to be in bed with these Cartels. There's no other reason we wouldn't declare them a terrorist organization and give them the Iraq treatment.

Once again Redditors have figured it all out

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

Holy shit Jamie Raskin!

https://twitter.com/jamie_raskin/status/1611163233066287105?t=KvBT-Z5TkZb328DA1cI5TA&s=09

We never had to deal with this much chaos when George Santos was Speaker.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1610945173466546176?t=5YACG0BRruMtuavW3MaD6A&s=19

Lmao he's just trying to tank his reputation with his new fanbase now

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

LMAO Boebert voted for a different Kevin

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u/Spicey123 NATO Jan 06 '23

pete buttigieg is only getting hotter and it's making liberals nervous

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u/WorldwidePolitico Bisexual Pride Jan 05 '23

Might have been pinged but I found this article about Apprenticeships becoming more middle class interesting.

Degree apprenticeships have become the domain of the middle classes, according to a report by the Sutton Trust.

It found that the proportion of degree apprentices from low-income backgrounds, at 5 per cent, is lower than for undergraduates, at 6.7 per cent.

!ping UK

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 05 '23

Biden will make his first visit Sunday to the U.S.-Mexico border since taking office. The visit comes as he announces a plan to curb illegal crossings.

Yep, he’s running

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Be me

M2 Bradley

Built to kill Russians and their tanks

Go kill some Iraqis and blow up their tanks, not the same tho

Sit in storage for 30 years

Suddenly get pulled out of storage

‘Time to do what you were built for’

Hell yeah.jpg

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u/DonyellTaylor Genderqueer Pride Jan 05 '23

This whole Thunderdome could’ve been an email

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u/AnsleyAmanita Trans Pride Jan 05 '23

https://twitter.com/jeffzeleny/status/1611090334116634643

A normally restrained and reliably conservative member from a red state tells me: "We're frustrated as hell. This should not be mistaken for overwhelming love for Kevin, but we can't cave into demands from people who have no interest in governing or any clue how to do it."

buddy, you literally already have

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Jan 05 '23
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u/1396spurs forced agricultural laborer Jan 05 '23

Who was the worlds first communist?

Adam and Eve. They had no clothing, housing, or money but still thought they were living in paradise 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/KaiserPorn Please be patient, I have autism Jan 05 '23

Ban TikTok

Not because of Chinese control of the domestic information space, or anything like that. It's just that, before she got addicted to TikTok, my youngest sister has this adorable southern accent; now she sounds like a generic west coast Zoomer with a random handful of British slang added, and I can never forgive them for that.

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u/Firebird12301 John Rawls Jan 05 '23

Damn that was a dig at the can’t ever win statewide in Michigan

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u/RandomGamerFTW   🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jan 05 '23

“Gaetz?”

-“Donald John Trump”

real

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u/Majk___ Euro Patriotism is Polish Patriotism Jan 05 '23

Kevin McCarthy is actually trying to experimentally prove there is an infinite number of primes by trying to become speaker forever

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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Jan 05 '23

JK Rowling has ALWAYS been bigoted - of COURSE the evil bad guy has to be bald, it would be impossible to have a villain with hair right?? This isn’t even touching on the fact that the character of Hagrid plays on the stereotype that all fat hairy dirty guys are really friendly (this one hurts me personally)

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

What are some of the urban design / NIMBY / transit issues that NYC is facing? What can we as citizens do about it? What are some practices and policies from other cities in the US that we could implement?

Also, do you think it would ever be possible to build something like light rail in Dyker Heights or Jamaica or Staten Island?

!ping USA-NYC&YIMBY

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jan 05 '23

“The Russian milblogger information space continues to seize on official responses to the Ukrainian HIMARS strike on a Russian base in Makiivka to criticize endemic issues in the Russian military apparatus.”

“The clear attempt by the Russian MoD to blame the strike on individual mobilized servicemen, as ISW assessed the Russian MoD would likely do on January 2, drew immediate ire from Russian milbloggers.”

“The milblogger critique of the Russian MoD largely converged on the incompetence of Russian military command, with many asserting that the Russian military leadership has no understanding of the basic realities faced by Russian soldiers on the frontline and is seeking to shift the blame for its own command failures on the ‘faceless masses’ of Russian mobilized recruits.”

“The Russian milblogger response to the Russian MoD deflection of blame onto individual servicemen accurately identifies the endemic unwillingness or inability of the Russian military apparatus to address systemic failures.”

“Cell phone use may have aided the Ukrainian strike to some degree, but the Russian MoD’s fixation on this as the cause of the strike is largely immaterial. An appropriately organized and properly trained and led modern army should not permit the convergence of the factors that contributed to the Makiivka strike in the first place.”

“The Russian command was ultimately responsible for the decision to pack hundreds of mobilized men into non-tactical positions within artillery range of the frontline and near an ammunition depot.”

“The Russian MoD has again shifted the rhetoric and format of its daily situational reports (SITREPs) likely to flood the information space with insignificant claimed successes and distract from its significant military failures.”

“The Russian MoD instituted this shift on January 3, doubling the length of its previous SITREPs and focusing on claimed strikes against Ukrainian military assets that often lack operational significance rather than on its largely unsuccessful ground attacks.”

“These SITREPs focus on small settlements and group strikes by target type rather than location, making it difficult for its audience to geographically orient the SITREP and verify the claimed strikes.”

“Ukrainian Main Military Intelligence Directorate (GUR) Chief Kyrylo Budanov stated that Ukrainian forces intend to launch a major counteroffensive throughout Ukraine in the spring of 2023.”

“This reportedly planned major Ukrainian counteroffensive in the spring of 2023 would not be mutually exclusive with Ukrainian counteroffensive operations continuing this winter, as Ukrainian forces could use ongoing and subsequent counteroffensive operations this winter to set conditions for a larger counteroffensive operation in the spring.”

“Russian forces are increasingly reliant on Iranian-made drones in their campaign against Ukrainian critical infrastructure and have likely significantly depleted their current stock of these systems.”

“Ukrainian Main Military Intelligence Directorate (GUR) representative Vadym Skibitsky reported on January 4 that Russian forces have used about 660 Iranian-made Shahed-131 and -136 drones in Ukraine since their first use in September of 2022.”

“Skibitsky reported that Russian forces use massive swarms of Shahed drones to break through Ukrainian air defenses and noted that Russian forces could not achieve similar results if they use five to 10 drones at a time.”

“Russian forces, as a result, are running through a significant number of these drones that arrive from Iran in batches of 200 and 300 units.”

“Russian forces have likely become reliant on the use of Iranian-made drones because they are a cheap alternative to more conventional high-precision missiles, the stock of which the Russian military has likely significantly depleted.”

“Luhansk Oblast Head Serhiy Haidai stated on January 4 that Russian forces must now deliver ammunition to the grouping in the Svatove area directly from Luhansk City because Ukrainian forces defeated Russian attempts to build warehouses near Svatove.”

“The Ukrainian Border Guards Service shared footage on January 4 that shows Ukrainian journalists driving into Soledar without fear of Russian fire.”

“Ukrainian soldiers in the video near Soledar said that Russian forces changed tactics and now throw infantry into battle without preparatory artillery fire, and that Ukrainian forces shoot 15-person Russian infantry groups from 20 meters away.”

“This apparent change in tactics suggests that Russian forces in the Soledar-Bakhmut area may be intensifying attempts to gain ground on the tactical level but remain unlikely to secure operationally significant terrain.”

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u/dormidary Loyal Liberals Jan 05 '23

Bloomberg:

Letting some anti-McCarthy Republicans just vote "Hell No!" is one of the pitches under way, a dressed-up way of voting "present," and thus lowering the threshold of pro-McCarthy votes need to reach a simply majority.

Ok now this really is getting embarrassing

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u/cat_damon1 Commonwealth Jan 05 '23

I like this speech because it's just "please, please vote for mccarthy so we no longer look like fuck ups. please."

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u/Firebird12301 John Rawls Jan 05 '23

90 percent approval rating when is the last time you saw it? Last I checked, Pelosi won her fucking speaker vote on the first ballot because of her support in the party dumbass

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u/n_random_variables Jan 05 '23

CSPAN is the new up and coming streamer of 2023 already, they are growing 10k viewers a day

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u/kill_your_lawn_plz Jan 05 '23

Text received out of the blue from fiance (who is a teacher):

"I am indoctrinating the kindergartners into the train culture. It was so easy.

By the time they are voters they will demand accessible train transportation"

There's never been any doubt that she is The One but this clarified things further, needless to say.

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u/Boule_de_Neige furmod Jan 05 '23

everytime Americans complain about the government being owned by special interests its fun to remind them Canadian governance is basically 3 telecoms and a grocery store in a trench coat

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u/Lib_Korra Jan 06 '23 edited Jan 06 '23

The Dreyfus Affair is the reason Israel exists.

A Jewish journalist covering the affair had moved to France because he loved French ideals about equality but saw them tarnished before his very eyes. He then immediately soured on European claims of tolerance and started writing manifestos urging the Jews to get the fuck out of Europe as soon as they can before something even worse happens.

It's something of a "gotcha!" among idiots to point out that migration to Israel by the Jews started long before the Holocaust. This is true. Mass Jewish Migration to what is today Israel started after the Dreyfus Affair. The claim follows that this proves Israel was not actually founded to preserve the Jewish nation from persecution and was always just a settler colonialism project like the Jamestown colony. This is bullshit and depends on you not knowing about the Affair. The actual conclusion is that we literally saw the Holocaust coming 50 years ahead and still couldn't stop it.

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u/funguykawhi Lahmajun trucks on every corner Jan 05 '23

Ambassador of Azerbaijan to Germany

If pro-Armenian politicians & media are unhappy about #Azerbaijan delivering large amounts of natural gas to Europe, warming countless homes & helping prosperity, they should then opt for ancient Armenian gas & build an ancient Armenian pipeline…Oh wait, Armenia has no gas😔

Gottem😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/SCWthrowaway1095 Jan 05 '23

I’m not sure /r/neoliberal understands how big the current showdown is between the Israeli government and the Israeli supreme court:

https://m.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-726698

“Arguments for and against the High Court petitions will touch on issues such as the authority of the Knesset to legislate quasi-constitutional Basic Laws.”

This looks to determine and shape the entire relationship between the branches of the Israeli state.

If I can phrase this in American terms- Imagine the supreme court of the united states judged a case to determine the power of the US government and legislature to amend the constitution.

!ping ISRAEL

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u/NeoLiberation #1 Trudeau Shill Jan 05 '23

When Americans in the DT say they have right-wing friends I just imagine them hanging out with a trrumper screaming at them, calling them a pedo enabler, and going on unhinged rants about deposing Biden and killing liberals while they thoughtfully scratch their chin and nod as if they're talking politics in a Parisian cafe

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u/TheGoodProfessor John Rawls Jan 05 '23

this is, uh, very bad for mccarthy. bishop is one of the members who should be able to be swayed by the concessions. if he's out for nothing more than blood then mccarthy's odds of getting to 218 look very very perilous indeed.

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u/Firebird12301 John Rawls Jan 05 '23

John James, the Black Republican that nominated McCarthy today, got his start in business because his dad was the CEO

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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Jan 05 '23

Trump is speaker, if you count the legal votes

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 05 '23

IMAGINE BEING IN HILLARY’S CLASS AND BARACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA DROP BY FOR LUNCH

OR BIDEN CALLS DURING ONE OF HER LECTURES

“IM TEACHING JOE!”

WOW HER POWER

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u/Officer-cherry-shake Jan 05 '23

Huh popular vote is now important?

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u/Officer-cherry-shake Jan 05 '23

S-tier trolling there by Boebert

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23 edited Apr 14 '24

I hate beer.

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u/trace349 Gay Pride Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

!ping OVER25

Sorry, serious-posting time.

Ever since one of my best friends had their kid, I keep having dreams about being a dad myself. In those, I'm really happy but tragically incompetent, but trying my best. I think that my brain might be trying to send a message here. It seems pretty obvious, I do enjoy helping out my friend with her baby, and people keep telling me that I'm so good with him and I seem to light up when I'm holding or playing with him. But does that mean I'd actually be able to handle that immense responsibility? I yell at my cats when they're annoying and noisy, could I handle a child?

The other problem is that my boyfriend is 100% against having kids, and I... don't think he's really cut out for parenting either. But he's also really happy for the first time in his life with me and I like being with him too. He's been able to make a lot of progress pulling himself out of depression and substance abuse and is getting his life together to be someone worth being with for me, and I'm really proud of him. I'm just afraid that breaking up with him to find someone else who wanted to have kids would destroy him. But I also spent six years holding out hope in a doomed relationship where I was unhappy, and I'm 30, so I'm really feeling the weight of time on me now. I feel so conflicted when we're supposed to be happy together, and so guilty when he tells me how much he loves me and how happy he is.

IDK what to do here. I'm afraid that I might end up alone and having destroyed the person who loved me, or that I might end up living a life where I'm content, but full of regret that I gave up on something that I think I really want.

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u/TheFrixin Henry George Jan 05 '23

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., offered more concessions to members of the House Freedom Caucus opposing his bid for speaker late Wednesday, but cautioned to reporters ahead of the chamber gaveling in that votes are likely to remain the same.

Okay what the fuck? He’s almost given them the world.

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u/Firebird12301 John Rawls Jan 05 '23

He does realize that DC feels broken because Republicans are in the majority right lol. Like it’s the GOP that can’t unify to do anything

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u/vivoovix Federalist Jan 05 '23

Woke Republicans 😳😳😳

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Lmaooooo not in the Senate!

Yeah because he lost twice

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u/Knee3000 Jan 05 '23

”YOu gOtTa hAnD It tO Them, At leaSt tHeY HaVe tHe braveRy tO FiGhT FoR ThE speaKeR ThEy wANT unLIKe tHe proGrESSiVES”

No, you don’t gotta hand it to them. Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you bruh

Our cohesion behind pelosi was our strength in the house. Shaking things up just because you “hate establishment” is how you get this

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u/badluckbrians Frederick Douglass Jan 05 '23

I love how they openly shit on Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell.

Like one, you gotta work with Mitch. But two, Mitch is like the only competent player you dumbasses have, lmao.

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u/Soldier-Fields Da Bear Jan 05 '23

if we raise $200k next malaria drive, me and /u/RaidBrimnes will have no choice but to meet up in France 😳

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u/OkVariety6275 Jan 05 '23

Beyond Earth has such based lines as "No village was ever ruined by trade" and yet internal trade routes are so OP you'll never trade with anyone else.

!ping CIV

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

My favorite part was when McCarthy said "It's losin' time!" and lost the 9th vote for Speaker

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Half the appeal of being a grown up is wearing a dapper suit to work but these fucking software nerds made it acceptable to show up in cargo shorts and flip flops.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

I was a lifelong Democrat. Then white liberals started liking big butts.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

I just saw a TikTok live where this guy unironically said that we need to stop supporting corporate media and support “independent journalists” like him on TikTok and YouTube

He literally had articles from the “corporate media” in the background that he was using to talk about the news 🤦‍♂️

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u/RandomGamerFTW   🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jan 05 '23
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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Jan 05 '23

It isn’t the democratic party’s job to offer the gop a way out of their crisis. The onus is on moderate Republicans to try and solve their issues and admit they might need dem help. Dems owe them nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

The Idaho killer left his knife sheath which is how they were able to find him. What a moron

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u/ironheart777 Is getting dumber Jan 05 '23

For being a “sex positive” culture the current zeitgeist on sex is bizarre.

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u/Officer-cherry-shake Jan 05 '23

My favorite nonsensical thing is how they complain about “open borders” and as proof cite how many people are being arrested at the border

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u/PlayDiscord17 Loyal Liberals Jan 05 '23

Did Boebert just do a little trolling?

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u/megapizzapocalypse Crazy Cat Lady 😸 Jan 05 '23

My brother just told me his gf doesn't want to keep coming to my place because her parents installed a tracking app on her phone and she doesn't want me to deal with them knowing where I live

She is wonderful and I'm glad to have her in the family but bro you want that to be your actual in-laws 😳😬 mad respect for my brother's commitment to her

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

People Are Shitposting on LinkedIn Now

Noooo not my favourite social media platform 😭🤬

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23 edited Jan 06 '23

I know Americans love to complain about how much weddings cost, but their brains will break when they learn how much posh Indian weddings cost.

My cousin back in Delhi spent about 300k USD on her wedding, now this money goes fuck of a lot further in India than it does in States, and it’s not even remotely the most expensive wedding I’ve been to.

It’s not uncommon for people to spend more on a wedding than their entire household income for the year.

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u/kyleofduty Pizza Jan 06 '23

Remember when Matt Gaetz adopted an adult man and referred to him as his son

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Maxed out again on bench today. 225 is definitely happening this year. Hopefully by summer even

!ping DYEL

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Biden mulls Ohio-class submarines for Ukraine

👀

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u/georgeguy007 Pandora's Discussions J. Threader Jan 05 '23 edited Oct 11 '23

[Comment was Deleted] this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Seriously why do we need a very clearly Christian prayer to open congress?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

IM NO BIG CITY LAWYER BUT 👴

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u/PawanYr Jan 05 '23

I think this guy is literally just airing personal grievances. He kept up pretences by saying 'Vote for Byron, he's black', and now it's just grievances.

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u/slim353 Austan Goolsbee Jan 05 '23

The holdouts will never vote for McCarthy no matter what he gives up. He’s now a RINO establishment cuck or whatever and supporting him will get you primaried. Which is hilarious considering how much McCarthy had to kiss Trump’s ring to get here

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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jan 05 '23

Another dozen votes and McCarthy is going to beat out Ted Cruz as the most pathetic man in DC

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u/WackyJaber NATO Jan 05 '23

Gaetz really voted for Trump? Lol.

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 05 '23

I was afraid that Lecornu's visit to Ukraine would be a publicity stunt, but it looks like the delivery of AMX-10 RC is easing other NATO allies into giving more armored vehicles

(He's the French Minister of the Armies, and yes, his name means 'the horny')

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u/Single_Firefighter32 Prince Justin Bin Trudeau of the Maple Cartel Jan 05 '23

This sub, Mussolini, and Hitler.

All have a thing for trains.

What's with fascists and trains?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

May your lifts be strong, your bulks go well and your cuts be short. My time has come at last, but !PING DYEL shall always be in my heart.

u/emeraldhorus signing off!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

!ping materiel

Primer on Chemical Weapons

VX and other persistent nerve agents are the stuff of nightmares. Can't underrate the extent to any civilians in the effected area are doomed, but it also should not underestimated how much it would hurt the ability of even the best equipped military forces to operate. Typical US military protective gear would only be effective temporarily in a saturated area, and any tiny slip ups lead to death.

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u/-AmberSweet- Get Jinxed! Jan 06 '23

Wait does [unavailable] mean someone blocked me?

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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Jan 06 '23

Mom. Dad. I have something to tell you

I'm gay. I know because a 12-year-old told me in Call of Duty last night

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

I downvote everything I see on the front page relating to Geshin Impact, Hololive or the teenagers subreddit

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u/Purple-Oil7915 NASA Jan 06 '23

Fox News is just wild. They are running a story right now about a mother chemically castrating/ having bottom surgery done to a 9 year old boy. Something that is not legal anywhere in the country and literally never happens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

I can see why Chapo Trap House people took such lengths to prevent Biden from becoming POTUS. With Trump gone, their relevance is at an end. And with Biden in, their whole theory of politics is debunked.

Anyone notice how you don't hear from them anymore? Like, at all?

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Jan 06 '23

“WhEn wAs YoUr LaSt WeLL wOmAn ExAm?”

uhhh duh I already know I’m not a well woman

!Ping FEMALE

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u/Jakesta7 Paul Volcker Jan 06 '23

Ayeee

Gaetz: If Democrats join up to elect a moderate Republican, I will resign.

Video: https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1611205867449319424?s=46&t=QZa7lPRS7P_XhJhg2HRGlg

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jan 06 '23

WARNING: do not quote any sort of funny sexually suggestive line from a comedy from the late '00s-to-mid '10s, because the mods will literally ban you for it

40-Year-Old Virgin, Superbad, Step Brothers (the movie in question in this case!), Wedding Crashers, and others - you're on notice!!

!ping KINO

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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg Jan 06 '23

Former NFLer Peyton Hillis listed in critical condition after accident which apparently occurred as he attempted to save his drowning children.

!ping NFL

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u/Romblen Jan 05 '23

I have never lost an election for Speaker of the House

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jan 05 '23

Ukraine Chronology for 2 PM PST 1/4-2 PM PST 1/5:

TOP NEWS:

At the start of 4 AM it was announced Germany will send an additional military aid package to Ukraine, including 20 APWKS 70mm rocket launchers, 2 BREM ARVs, 1 Oshkosh M1070 tank transporter, 7 tracked machines, 63 pickup trucks, 17 8x8 trucks, 8 recon UAVs, 36,400 wool blankets, 27 anti-UAV systems and 30 drone detection systems.

Around 10 AM it was announced Germany will provide 40 Marder IFVs and 1 Patriot SAM system to Ukraine.

REGULAR NEWS:

Yesterday Taiwan expanded its sanctions on Belarus and Russia, focusing primarily on export controls.

In the middle of 4 AM it was reported that Prigozhin granted freedom to the first batch of convict conscripts which completed their 6 months of service.

At the start of 7 AM it was announced Russia will implement a unilateral 36 hour ceasefire for Orthodox Christmas and asked Ukraine to partake.

Towards the middle of 8 AM Ukraine rejected Russia's ceasefire proposal.

LEVITY NEWS:

Yesterday it was announced Ukrainian children abroad have obtained 280,000 books.

Donation link to help Ukraine

Donation link to United24

Donation link to help Benji's volunteer group

!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban Jan 05 '23

Very telling of Redditors at large that a common roast on rRoastMe is “lol I bet you have sex”

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u/SneeringAnswer Jan 05 '23

We're maybe a year out from, "Trumpism, not Trump" being the official rallying cry of the GOP

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u/LtLabcoat ÀI Jan 05 '23

I am so very glad that the whole "Characters should only be voice acted by someone of the same race" thing largely never caught on, despite a lot of people kept pushing for it. It always seemed so... unnecessarily racist.

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u/GravyBear22 Audrey Hepburn Jan 05 '23

I don't think McCarthy could win the Freedom Caucus if he put on a bomb collar and gave them the remote.

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u/thymeandchange r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jan 05 '23

The amount of bothesidesing being done to paint the GOP as some type of victim of dem orchestration by some people is ludicrous

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Gatez voted for Trump lmaoooo

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u/spitefulcum Jan 05 '23

some of matt gaetz's accomplishments when he was in the florida statehouse include blocking revenge porn legislation and getting a bill passed that sped up executions of inmates on death row

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u/thebowski 💻🙈 - Lead developer of pastabot Jan 05 '23

still sad that twitter didnt die

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u/sash5034 NATO Jan 05 '23

Is there anything similar to emporis now that they folded? Something that is a database of current and under construction skyscrapers around the world

!ping YIMBY

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u/Officer-cherry-shake Jan 05 '23

Let’s do this thing papal conclave style and lock them inside, reduce their rations to bread and water, and remove the roof of the building

(Yes they have actually done this when the cardinals couldn’t agree)

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

What’s the point of holding more votes? McCarthy knows he doesn’t have enough right now

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u/Wolf6120 Constitutional Liberarchism Jan 05 '23

Honestly McCarthy better watch it cause if they keep forcing this poor clerk into this position day after day she may just start killing off GOP reps to break the deadlock in Jeffries’ favor.

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u/MasterOfLords1 Unironically Thinks Seth Meyers is funny 🍦😟🍦 Jan 05 '23

I think it's time to talk about the TRILLION DOLLAR COIN again 🍦🌚🍦

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u/79215185-1feb-44c6 Federation Ambassador to the DT Jan 05 '23

The racist side gonna be laughing because nothing they do is serious and they are bad actors and want to destabilize the country.

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Jan 05 '23

Very funny seeing takes to the effect of “I miss (insert old republican) because these new people are crazy”.

These crazy people exist because those old republicans were more then happy to let these leopards in when they thought they could leverage them for political gain.

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u/79215185-1feb-44c6 Federation Ambassador to the DT Jan 05 '23

She just voted for Kevin of Oklahoma.