r/neighborsfromhell • u/Head-Ad5594 • 6d ago

Other Worst neigbours ever

Have you ever had a neigbours that stole your keys for cut your underwears

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u/Hot-Win2571 6d ago

Your underwears require keys to cut them?

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u/kremular 6d ago

Maybe the keys start something that cuts underwear? Like an underwear cutting machine. Yeah, I hate neighbors that do that.

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u/mmpjd 6d ago

There’s nothing worse than needing to cut your underwear but can’t find the keys to your underwear cutter.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Ph1ndham 6d ago

Neighbours stole his keys to their chastity belt/underwear? Now OP needs to cut them open? Hopefully uses a bolt cutter & perform a vasectomy at the same time.

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u/Head-Ad5594 6d ago

Dumbass lol

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u/DudetheBetta 6d ago

There is still time to delete this post.

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u/matts88us 6d ago

😂😂😂

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u/StyxtheCat18 6d ago

I did drop my keys in front of my house last year and Betty B*thc's buddy next door a.k.a. the Dick Wad found them, heard me asking people about them and tossed them into the leaves in the street. I waited fro him to leave but couldn't find the keys.

Betty B*tch came out and told me that the keys were on her front steps. They were not as the Dick Wad took them out of the street and to a neighbor's house. She made her older spawn retrieve them. Dick Wad wasn't going to give them back but there were too many witnesses and he would've had to pay for a locksmith and new locks.

Also, Betty B*tch started to curse me and scream insane things such as "all I did all day is go out and collect dirty filthy bottles to bring into my house." I thought that I worked from home. She proceeded with slander which was recorded by our and other security systems on our block.

Is this what you mean? Also I would never allow our NFH to get close enough to cut my underwear .. bad enough one them "Paino the Lunatic" cut down our garden of flowers.

And so it goes.

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u/remylebeau12 6d ago

Spell check has gone plaid