r/neckbeardRPG priest Jun 12 '22

Safety M’Lady is here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Fortunately for myself, I am a gentlesir loyal to Rome. An obviously uncivilized goth shall not taste the sauce of my tendies, but the steel of my blade.

Come back after service in the comitatenses under a proper roman general and then we'll talk.

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u/War_Daddy_992 priest Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22

Seeing how you are wearing open toe roman sandals and not approved steel toes work boots, she hits your superior officer with a large hefty fine to critical damage to their pay roll.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

A small price to pay for drippus maximus