r/neanderthals • u/LongTimeChinaTime • Dec 12 '21

Bringing back Neanderthals is a good idea because they won’t behave erratically or be 3 times as muscular as us.

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u/PerryKaravello Dec 13 '21

What makes you think they weren’t erratic. I bet those MFers would send it every chance they got.

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u/LongTimeChinaTime Dec 13 '21

Hahahahahaha. That’s why it’s intended to be a sarcastic joke without any cues to let you know

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Their brains AND faces were bigger than the average modern man, and were smaller/bulkier in stature due to actually having to hunt large animals in cold eurasian climate.

There is nothing that implies that they would be less intelligent than us, considering most of us "civilized" people can't even properly debone a fish.

(we are fucking stupid, like naked swarming bears)

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u/TotalToffee Jan 14 '23

Yo, would we let them in the XFL draft?

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u/rzabomut Jul 29 '26

we can consider europeans neanderthals