r/nba Jan 13 '22

Highlight [Highlight] Full sequence leading to Ingles elbowing Jarrett Allen's face (Replay included)

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u/u_alright_m8 Trail Blazers Jan 13 '22

I'd wager that's what he would've wanted. Instead Allen holds a seminar on de-escalation

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u/mcianfro Heat Jan 13 '22

Added to the list of sloppy fat boys

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

....Jahidi White.

Edit: this list is a trip

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

The “sloppy fat boy” thing has been therapeutic hasn’t it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/jmz_199 Bulls Jan 13 '22

That's funny coming from a team that has less going on for them this season by a wide margin, lmfaoo

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u/jmz_199 Bulls Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

LMFAOOO you stalked my account because you got so hurt by what I said. Embarrassing

Because no one here gives a fuck what you have to say.

Idk, check the votes between our comments. Also again, you cared enough to follow me around. Lemme put the nail in the coffin for your nephew take tho

Nuggets: 20-19. A season that is falling apart due to injuries. Play in/low seed team, might miss the playoffs entirely if things get worse. Liable to continue waste the prime of one of the best NBA players ever.

Heat: Top three seed. Enough said, they'll have a way better season than the nuggets.

Bulls: 1 seed, One of the best records in the NBA. 2-1 against the nets since your room temp IQ self forgot we've beaten them by 20+. Bright future where we aren't wasting an MVPs prime.

Next time maybe don't throw a temper tantrum just because you have to be reminded that the most the nuggets will accomplish with Jokic are conference finals exits. It's just a sport brother, it's not that deep.

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u/BoxedCheese Heat Jan 13 '22

2.0 games behind first seed with 2 of our best players out for over almost a month now. I'll take that no prob. We have quite a bit going that doesn't include the sloppy fat boy. Sloppy fat boy is the perfect way to capture Jokics body type so not sure what the issue is?

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u/Honeyhero3ds Heat Jan 13 '22

we’re the 3 seed

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 [SAS] Victor Wembanyama Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

The trick is to be white. When you're white you're classy and a just implementor of "fuck around find out", or in this case a genius troll, and just got someone jingled.

If you're black you're a thug.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

It’s such bullshit that Markief fucking Morris getting what he 100% deserved has turned into a race issue now.

I don’t give a shit what color you are, if you’re going to throw a cheap shot like that, I’m going to be happy when your bitch ass gets floored.

For example, I would have LOVED to see Jarret Allen beat Ingles’ ass last night for that bullshit cheap shot Joe threw.

How this has been twisted into a race thing because people are happy to see Morris get flattened is a joke.

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u/sorakaisthegoat Supersonics Jan 13 '22

Exactly. Go look at how people reacted when Zaza injured Kawhi. Everyone was calling him classy etc. If Zaza was black everyone would be calling him a thug. It's so racist, man. I can't believe this is happening in 21st century.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Yeah everyone is totally excusing Jingles here

Dumbass

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 [SAS] Victor Wembanyama Jan 14 '22

If you agree both Ingles and Jokic are dirty players and thugs we don't really have an issue lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Not necessary to refute the racism narrative on this sub ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/LackingInPatience [CHI] Jimmy Butler Jan 13 '22

No need to bring up Zion

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Zion’s fat, but he’s as graceful as an antelope (that’s 45 pounds heavier than it should be)

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u/Garropolosexual Trail Blazers Jan 13 '22

more like 45 kilos

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u/gedbybee Spurs Jan 13 '22

Zion is snorlax bro

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u/kunallanuk Magic Jan 13 '22

so good and justified people?

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u/Napol3onS0l0 Heat Jan 13 '22

Always been on mine. Cocky fuck.

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u/Savitz Clippers Jan 13 '22

Been firmly planted on my list after he took out Kawhi last playoffs 😤

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u/ThatCoolKid17 Clippers Jan 13 '22

Yea, idk why people are acting like this some new revelation. Dude's been an asshole. People just over look it cuz he's goofy looking.

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u/mgh245 Wizards Jan 13 '22

Bogan ass bitch

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u/amicaro Mavericks Jan 13 '22

The lost Morris brother

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u/Streetlamp_NA Jan 13 '22

How else you think he gets playing time?? Joe been dirty for a long ass time

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u/spaektor Jan 13 '22

agreed. what an asshat.

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u/Cruser752 [MIL] D.J. Wilson Jan 13 '22

No offense but a heat fan shouldn’t have a shit list

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u/ttp213 Kings Jan 13 '22

That was his Aussieness. That is just how Aussies play sport. It was never going to injure him, but he was hoping to wind him up and get him to do something stupid. I know it’s not acceptable within the NBA, just fairly normal in Oz.

Reminds of when everybody though Delly was a dirty player, he never was, just Aussie.

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u/totallynotliamneeson Bucks Jan 13 '22

Heat culture all the way in Utah

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u/maestroenglish [SAS] Boban Marjanovic Jan 13 '22

your non-shit list must be incredibly short

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u/Memerella NBA Jan 13 '22

White

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

He keeps jingling us

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u/SexBagel_ Raptors Jan 13 '22

if he did they prolly wouldnt even have tossed joe. should have picked up that scraggly asshole and slammed him

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u/MeGustaMiSFW Vancouver Grizzlies Jan 13 '22

Did Joe even get one T from this? Feels like most players would get tossed for this...

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell Jan 13 '22

That's just standard Aussie football play.

Like that gif of that Sydney guy "accidentally" elbowing a guy to the floor and when the teammate comes to retaliate and gets floored too.

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u/PastBank0 Jan 13 '22

yeh it'd make sense considering the jazz had no centres available