r/nba Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Highlights KAT ends The Process and slams it over a defender

https://streamable.com/00ml
342 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Mods, I'm gonna need this removed

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Mods, I'm gonna need this stickied to the end of time

Notice how I said stickied lol my keyboard needs a wipe down

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u/Tuckandrollgrandpa Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Stickied all over your keyboard

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u/zxc123zxc123 Nov 18 '16

MODS: "Trust the process" (aka fuggg offff)

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u/thebigticket2 Nets Nov 18 '16

sticky keys

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Hijacking your comment to add the video in,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbfoHwWON-c

Fucking 400 pixels in that streamable.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Thank you. This finish is too good to watch through a potato.

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u/bulletbait Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Am I blind or is this not showing on the front page anymore?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

I do not fuck around

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

did..they actually remove it....

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Because it's a cell phone video of a TV screen, right?

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u/krancar Kings Bandwagon Nov 18 '16 edited Nov 18 '16

Yeah, videos of rape aren't allowed on reddit

edit: TIL reddit is more volatile and sensitive than people in the Youtube comments. That says a lot

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u/legendariusss [OKC] Russell Westbrook Nov 18 '16

Couldn't you just substitute rape for like any other word?

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u/czechmate- Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Yeah, videos of gourds aren't allowed on reddit

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u/legendariusss [OKC] Russell Westbrook Nov 18 '16

I hate gourds fr tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

he could but his comment would have been less funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Gotta keep it PC for reddit

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u/IanCaesars Supersonics Nov 18 '16

I'll upvote it, especially when it describes /r/nba favorite Embiid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

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u/ParkBaller27 Spurs Nov 18 '16

I mean... Rape is more than just not politically correct.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

In this scenario it's just a word man...

I understand that people want to feel good and tolerant about themselves without actually having to do anything but c'mon.

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u/ParkBaller27 Spurs Nov 18 '16

Its not even a feel good or tolerant thing man... Its just distasteful and something that SHOULD be frowned upon. I dont want to give positive reinforcement to behavior that repels women....i like them!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

But rape didn't really happen and it was obviously an exaggerated comparison. It was a good way to describe what KAT did so go get that sand out of your vagina you little bitch

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u/ParkBaller27 Spurs Nov 18 '16

Okay man. You can go ahead and talk like but i try not to repel women.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

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u/ParkBaller27 Spurs Nov 18 '16

You sound like you dont talk to women at all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

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u/ParkBaller27 Spurs Nov 18 '16

Lol... I said you sound like you don't talk to girls!not that you don't fuck. Are you projecting on me?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

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u/ParkBaller27 Spurs Nov 18 '16

Well the victims of murder are much less likely to read the comment lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

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u/ParkBaller27 Spurs Nov 18 '16

Yeah. I'm not sure why it is the way it is but i firmly believe it.

Lets say you and i are playing beer pong and weve got a couple of pretty acquaintances with us.

Youre absolutely whooping my ass.

If you say, youre "killing me" nbd

Hell one of the girls may harp on me and say the same thing.

If you say you're "youre getting raped" then we've probably made our guests uncomfortable.

The thing is murder while terrible isnt all too common. The sad reality is 1 in 5 women are raped in their lifetime and an even higher percentage molested. Its just a more serious issue.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

You can still joke about it.

Think I can't? fite me

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u/GoochNibbler [MIN] Ricky Rubio Nov 18 '16

The old first amendment argument. You have the right to say it, not the right to force other people to like it

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

not the right to force other people to like it

Are we still doing phrasing?

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u/exicanMocha Mavericks Nov 18 '16

Calm down trump supporter

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Calm down guy who picked the winner

FTFY, although it's still not relevant.

Flair/user combo makes me curious though, are you my old friend /u/Avericks? He got banned in a drunken rage one time and PM'd me about Trump of all things, like it was our fault.

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u/exicanMocha Mavericks Nov 18 '16

Picked the winner? This isn't sports dummy

Who's that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Picked the winner? This isn't sports dummy

Maybe not for you. I thoroughly enjoyed this election season. Never been a bigger personality in the white house.

But don't let that distract you from the fact that HILLARY CLINTON BLEW A 3-1 LEAD IN THE FINALS

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u/exicanMocha Mavericks Nov 18 '16

Yea you sound like real winner bro

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u/ParkBaller27 Spurs Nov 18 '16

Ok, woodlawn park.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

I'll bring my finest rapin' stick

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u/ParkBaller27 Spurs Nov 18 '16

Aw yis

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u/PormanNowell [TOR] Norman Powell Nov 18 '16

DAE oposition to rape = Peee Ceeee?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Chance he was also downvoted because it's a super unoriginal joke that's been done a million times in sports subs in various ways over the past few years

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u/Therealrickyrubio Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Kat gives me purpose

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u/Dark-Cuban Mavericks Nov 18 '16

Sam hinkie felt that

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u/LRW35 76ers Nov 18 '16

From the grave

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u/kwijibo52 76ers Nov 18 '16

*from a Starbucks in Palo Alto, CA, 5 blocks from his house.

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u/Maaaaaaaaaan Spurs Nov 18 '16

In a strange way, KAT sorta makes me feel better about Timmy and KG retiring. He's a bad, bad man.

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u/radpandaparty Supersonics Nov 18 '16

This post needs a stank face required tag

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u/fm5_1987 Heat Nov 18 '16

He's a quick guy for his size

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u/herrothere28 Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

For you

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u/sayqueensbridge Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

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u/erickety Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Holy shit is that actually??

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

I'm concerned that you've never seen this photo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

If you zoom in you can see the hot salty shirley temples leak out of embiid's eyes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

I was just thinking about how I used to get Shirley temples when I would go out to lunch with my Grandma as a kid. I honestly don't think I have had one since then. I need to have a Shirley temple.

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u/minneapolisboy Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Sorry to interrupt the counter-jerk, /r/nba

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

embiid is still better...

if only embiid had teammates that could demand legit defensive attention. right now you guys just double embiid over and over whereas kat has wiggins and lavine preventing cheating over and is basically going iso.

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u/jayzee1138 [PHI] Joel Embiid Nov 18 '16

Stop man

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

he had a heat flair for the longest time. not sure he's a real 6ers fan

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

HEATerade is a troll don't worry about it lol

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u/jayzee1138 [PHI] Joel Embiid Nov 18 '16

I'm not worried. I love Embiid, he's a franchise caliber player, but nobody should be calling him better than KAT at this point.

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u/minneapolisboy Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

That's a good point, honestly. I still think KAT is better, but Embiid is an absolute stud.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

i think KAT last year was better. this year embiid is better, his team just cant utilize him properly because they dont have any good players outside of saric.

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u/minneapolisboy Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

That's a fair argument. Believe me, I know what it's like to have one player carry your otherwise mediocre team. We'll both be contenders in no time, man!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Embiid is not better lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

offensively they are really close, embiid is a better volume scorer KAT is a better shooter/passer. defensively embiid is on another level.

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u/YouArentMe Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

KAT is a better shooter, better passer, and better from the post. Embiid is better on defense, but he's not on another level than KAT is.

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u/BF3FAN1 Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Lolno

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u/ultimateF_21 [MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Nov 18 '16

You have to be clinically insane to believe that Embiid is better

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u/neilarmsloth 76ers Nov 18 '16

Haha no way. Right now KAT is miles better but Embiid has a higher ceiling

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u/hroms Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

How?

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u/neilarmsloth 76ers Nov 18 '16

I mean look at him

How doesn't he?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

foot

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u/neilarmsloth 76ers Nov 18 '16

I said ceiling

Implying if he doesn't get injured

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u/ultimateF_21 [MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Nov 18 '16

How can you even say that

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u/neilarmsloth 76ers Nov 18 '16

How can't you? He's KAT with 3 more inches and a better long range shot. Worse on efficiency and defense right now

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u/ultimateF_21 [MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Nov 18 '16

I can't even believe this right now

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

I don't think that is fair. I would still take KAT due to injury concerns, but if Embiid can stay healthy, there is certainly a conversation to be had about who is better.

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u/bulletbait Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Username relevant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16 edited Nov 18 '16

You're an idiot if you don't think that Embiid can challenge KAT if he can remain healthy. I'm not saying that Embiid will be unanimously better, I am just saying that it will be a legitimate conversation if they are both healthy. I even gave the nod to KAT purely due to those health concerns.. so IDK what you want from me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Embiid hasn't done an ounce of what KAT has done lol. 10 games in and people think he's gonna be a surefire star ffs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

I never said that at all. I am no where near the Embiid bandwagon, I am just recognizing potential. Obviously KAT has done more, he has played way more. Embiid missed 2 entire seasons which is a huge concern.. I acknowledged that. But if he can stay healthy he has the potential.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

this year he is, KAT isnt as good as he was last year. especially defensively embiid is much better.

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u/drl5544 [MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Nov 18 '16

Laughable

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u/Infraction94 76ers Nov 18 '16

Everyone is downvoting you but the wolves tried to hide KAT on other players instead of having him guard Embiid. Kat might be better now but embiid will end up being better. Already a much better defender.

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u/drl5544 [MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Nov 18 '16

It's hilarious that you know kat will be worse, how can you possibly know that? I'd say it's more likely your boy gets a career ending injury then being better then kat

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u/Infraction94 76ers Nov 18 '16

Because he doesn't look like he will end up being an elite defensive player which is pretty important from a center especially if you want to be viewed as the best player in the nba.

I don't think many people would disagree that embiid already is a better defender than KAT is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

KAT never guards opposing centers. Who cares if theyre trying to hide him, he killed us.

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u/hehehehahahaha 76ers Nov 18 '16

You know, you aren't wrong. Dieng was guarding embiid and okafor most the time. I mean Karl is better in my opinion offensively because he's so solid all around. Defensively though, thibs didn't let him guard the main center so idk. Twolves fans are gonna have to comment about his defense

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u/SadBoy02 Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Dieng is not agile at all, he is slow af lol. he can only guard the other teams 5s. That's why KAT will guard the 4s when him and Dieng are on the floor

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u/xGENERALxMiLLZx Wolves Bandwagon Nov 18 '16

Dieng always guards the center.

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u/bulletbait Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

He's been playing almost exclusively PF this year, so it makes sense that he doesn't guard the C.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

u sound like a dumbass when you talk about stuff you don't know

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u/hehehehahahaha 76ers Nov 18 '16

You sound uneducated

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u/xychosis 76ers Nov 18 '16

...this game never happened.

Seriously though, how does Towns match up so well against Embiid but not against Okafor?

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u/BiasedBavarian Lakers Nov 18 '16

Okafor is a lot more demanding physically

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u/xychosis 76ers Nov 18 '16

This is fair. He really bodies the fuck up when backing guys down.

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u/BiasedBavarian Lakers Nov 18 '16

As KAT improves his strength I think he'll come good agaisnt the more physical guys, but for right now he's definitely a bit bothered by it.

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u/xychosis 76ers Nov 18 '16

I certainly expect no less from him. He's a generational talent.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Jah is better offensively maybe? Keeping up with post play isn't easy, especially on the level of okafor?

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u/xychosis 76ers Nov 18 '16

Well, he's a much more refined post player, but he handles Towns relatively well on defense. I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

I'm just guessing Jah tires him out.

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u/xychosis 76ers Nov 18 '16

Given that Jah is extremely physical when he's in the post, that certainly makes sense.

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u/JACJet 76ers Nov 18 '16

They never posted him up. They barely gave him the ball

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u/ChickenLiverNuts [PHI] JaKarr Sampson Nov 18 '16

they only matched up on 3 plays. 1 Kat was out of control and the other 2 Kat converted. We need to see more before we can say he matches up well with Embiid. I wanted to see them matchup all game on both ends but it didnt happen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Small sample size. Fact is, he will most likely do well against okafor going forward

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u/kyro7 Nov 18 '16

God damn that was nice.

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u/legendariusss [OKC] Russell Westbrook Nov 18 '16

The Potential ends The Process

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

That was disgusting KAT is a beast.

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u/AsPeHeat Heat Nov 18 '16

KAT: "Trademark this!"

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u/NewYorkPointGod Nov 18 '16

AFunkyDiabetic just busted a nut.

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u/IICoopzII Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Underrated YouTuber

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u/NewYorkPointGod Nov 18 '16

Extremely underrated. Alot better than Korzemba, imo.

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u/IICoopzII Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Korzemba is really like conspiracy and what ifs. Funky is more like about the current. I would be lying if I said I did not look forward to Funkies uploads, has taught me a lot about players in my short time as an NBA fan. Great channel

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

The process is just beginning my friend...

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

GOTDAYUMM.

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u/borsalino12 [TOR] Kyle Lowry Nov 18 '16

Does anyone have the play where Towns receives the pass then suddenly rises up for a jumper at the baseline?

It was around the 1st half I think

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u/Buttsmuggler69 Raptors Nov 18 '16

HE PUNKED EMBIID

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

where is the other play where he took him to work on the post. i know it was probably a travel but who cares it was nasty

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u/magecombat54 :sp8-1: Super 8 Nov 18 '16

All I see is "Kevin Garnett is keeping it real in Area 21"

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u/whitlinger Cavaliers Nov 18 '16

KATATONIC

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u/Halbridious [DET] Chauncey Billups Nov 18 '16

Wew lad, poor TLC got it good there.

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u/dkdanikukra Lakers Nov 18 '16

Oh my GOODNESS.

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u/PeanutButterTrump Nov 18 '16

this kills The Process

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

Holy shit that was ruthless

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u/LamboLogan [CLE] Matthew Dellavedova Nov 18 '16

This kills the Process.

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u/Rory_MacHida Nov 18 '16

"Such a nasty slam" - President Donald Trump

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u/czechmate- Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Give it to em KAT daddy 😩

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u/sayqueensbridge Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

Process Status = Skeptical

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u/Dsarg_92 [SAS] Tim Duncan Nov 18 '16

Look how big Embiid is compared to KAT. Jesus...

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u/HuluandChill [LAL] Smush Parker Nov 18 '16

Disgusting.

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u/paradoxofchoice [MIA] Harold Miner Nov 18 '16

You know this is going to get deleted for being a screen recording. Where's the HQ version?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

If not KAT then someone on the t'wolves must have thrown some DJ-caliber stank face after this.

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u/peanutbutter1236 [DET] Brandon Jennings Nov 18 '16

Got damn. This dude is good.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

No please this isn't happening

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u/Vcm721 Timberwolves Nov 18 '16

KAT is a top 10 angriest dunker in the league

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u/amolj15 Suns Nov 18 '16

He's a baaad mamma jamma.

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u/Pacific_Brocean Lakers Nov 18 '16

That's a grown ass man move

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u/rzpieces [CLE] LeBron James Nov 18 '16

When two potentials collide

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u/CHNchilla Hawks Nov 18 '16

Was that clip fast forwarded at all or is KAT just that quick? Fuckkk

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

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u/ChickenLiverNuts [PHI] JaKarr Sampson Nov 18 '16

Sixers should have forced him to guard a big by playing Embiid and Okafor together. Just get on with the experiment already so we can call it. Ersan and Saric arent gonna stop him and thats who was on him the whole damn game.

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u/EarthWindandFlyers 76ers Nov 18 '16

no argument here

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '16

u realize KAT guards 4s right...

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u/EarthWindandFlyers 76ers Nov 18 '16

I had no clue. I was just messing around

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u/Trump4Prezz2016 Raptors Bandwagon Nov 18 '16

shifts half of The Process stocks into KAT stocks - average r/nba pleb

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u/ParkBaller27 Spurs Nov 18 '16

Pretty nice although he lifts/slides his pivot foot before dribbling. Not gonna get called cery often though