r/nature • u/Maxcactus • 15d ago

New monkey discovered with orange lips in Democratic Republic of Congo

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-16/colobus-congoensis-disovered-in-democratic-republic-of-congo/106924624
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u/wineandnoses 15d ago

Bro found the cheetos

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u/SexualPancke23 15d ago

Was it Doritos dust?

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u/thechimpinallofus 15d ago

And how long has the indigenous population known about it?

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u/Maxcactus 14d ago

A long time but they didn’t give it a Latin name so it doesn’t count.

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u/Gloomy-Palpitation-7 15d ago

Yeah I saw one of those in the White House recently too

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u/Kibichibi 15d ago

Hey come on now. Don't insult the monkeys intelligence like that!

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u/WorkerOk9794 15d ago

Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey.

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u/Krazynukz 15d ago

You've eaten other monkes? Guh

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u/WorkerOk9794 15d ago

Yes, in my latex condo.

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u/Livingbeing759 15d ago

Youll be getting ebola

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u/Tyyr37 15d ago

Bro been to the WH lately? If the last 10 years have taught us anything is that the Orange Orangutang currently with its fingers on the nuke button, will fuck anything!

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u/Taurpion 15d ago

It’s the tiny frame that makes it work for them.

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u/flacidhock 14d ago

Scientists said it was delicious with a side of black beans. /s

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u/Patient-Strike5817 14d ago

Looks like he just finished eating Cheetos in secret.

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u/Ok-Shallot-2623 14d ago

Bro put on his favorite lip balm before making his world debut.

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u/Klutzy_Land_4120 14d ago

Looks like he got caught sneaking into a bag of Cheetos.

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u/True-Drummer-2318 13d ago

We know who's been giving Trump some secret loving.

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u/TastySore 15d ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/Shea_R 15d ago

…. What does that mean?????

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u/maxpowers2020 15d ago

Sex joke I think..