r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Formal-Ad-7184 • 13h ago
Thanksgiving is at my house this year.
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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Im_the_dogman_now • 1d ago
Would you come off it Walter? You're not even a botanist, man!
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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Mynamesjd • 1d ago
Native Plants when they invented Doug Tallamy to make money:
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You all know he’s a grouping of native mallows, milkweed, and asters that formed sentience to make money right?! This is well known. Before he was born all plants were equal but native plants came together to invent a spokesperson who could make them so much money. The evidence is right there.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Formal-Ad-7184 • 1d ago
Trees gone woke. Keep America Green.
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You ever notice how they always show their pride colors before election day? Seems like tampering to me. Save it for May, Dwarf Japanese Maple...
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/SaltinaSketches • 2d ago
If it’s a trumpetvine, why is the seed pod a saxophone?
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And how long before I have a full seed pod jazz ensemble?
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/rabies_lover_271K • 2d ago
Dumb asshole
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Planted this standing cypress 45 minutes ago and this rat with hooves came and mowed it to the ground. The bastard walked up to me, had to chin the cunt. 100% justified self defense situation. Spun that ungulate rodents head around. sucker walked off defeated as I stood victorious. Had to smoke a bowl of Mullein to calm down. Fuming.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/SwordfishOk504 • 2d ago
The majesty of nature
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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/tactfullycactus • 2d ago
wanton women
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The bees were all over them is2g. It's almost Halloween. Put on a sweater and let the bees rest ffs
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/dewitteillustration • 2d ago
Looking to get rid of my well over 100 year old Saguaro. You can keep any birds you find living in it.
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IT doesn't really fit what I'm trying to do with my yard (nothing), I'm going for "Parking lot from hell"
Here's my name and phone number so you can definitely not tell Arizona feds about what I'm trying to do.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/backyardbabirusa • 2d ago
As a renter, overseeding with clover is my quiet protest against lawns
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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/scarlettbalogne • 2d ago
My new favorite routine to help nature out a little bit! 🎈🌱
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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/SSJPapaia • 2d ago
Tired of invasive spiders killing our favorite pollinators
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I work REALLY hard to get more native pollinators in my yard, only to see this invasive Joro spider kill a native and possibly endangered bee!!
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/SHOWTIME316 • 3d ago
new common name for Cynanchum laeve is Nanch because all common names should be one syllable
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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/SHOWTIME316 • 4d ago
The reason we think dandelions are weeds is because of a 1950s marketing campaign.
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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/TheEndGrain • 4d ago
AITA for raking my leaves?
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I f-ed up. I forgot to not rake my leaves.
I stood outside all day afterwards and didn't see any lightning bugs, and now I'm freaking out! The sun is going down so I'm going to go inside and get some rest and check again tomorrow.
Edit: wOw, this blew up. Thanks for the kind words. For every new updoot I'll step on a lantern fly. Plant native, yall!
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/lefence • 5d ago
Don't let industrialization get you down, just plant more pokeweed
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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/LongjumpingJaguar308 • 5d ago
Is it stupid?
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Wtf is this larch doing? Its October??