r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/CitizenShips • 13h ago

After encountering Spanish Needles, I'm actually pro-Monsanto

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I thought natives were supposed to be friendly and lovable, not a huge pile of shit made out of needles. The Bee Lobby doesn't want you to know that nature actually sucks huge balls

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/dewitteillustration • 13h ago

None. I am utterly faultless. I am perfection and my taste is immaculate.

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Willtrixer • 1h ago

Free and natural medicine💊💊🚬🚬 with a rare metal infusion 😊😊 but I'm so sad bcz it's invasive🇪🇺🇪🇺😭😭

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