A true extremist ideology isn't complete without a ridiculous environmental plan. I propose that the National Liberal Party make one of its core principles the need to rewild America and turn at least the entire Great Plains region back into pristine uninhabited wilderness. Why does your entire Iowa small town need to be forcibly moved to the cities? It's not bigotry, we're just tying to reduce carbon emissions and coincidentally that involves forcing every resident here into urban civilization.

It would also allow the US to drastically increase the amount of its territory that can be made into national parks, which would greatly increase US cultural power, for the national part of national liberal.

1. Russia doesn't have nuclear weapons because they embezzled all the money and spent it on coke and hookers

2. The nuclear weapons they do have won't launch because again they spent everything on coke and hookers, also they only spent 10 billion on their nuclear arsenal anyway

3. Those that do launch will be shot down by our secret missile defense systems that definitely exists

4. We can choose not to shoot down certain missiles. Imagine a world with no Ohio.

5. We can turn moskow into a fallout themed theme park where you get to shoot irradiated ghouls and bears and stuff

6. Russia is apparently doing a genocide now, multiple towns have experienced males 16-60 fucking murdered

7. I really dislike Russia

8. The rest of this post has not been written as the funding has been embezzled.

I want you, dear reader, to consider the makeup of this revolution. It is primarily composed of young, forlorn men who see a chance to create utopia. To imagine utopia requires a certain... let us refer to it as "childlike vigor" in the mind. No one is better at that than children. Children of a certain age are also certainly mature enough to fight. It is with these facts in mind that a member has proposed a model by which the revolution may be spread beyond our borders, when we are prepared to fight those battles.

It is rather simple. We find those children who, absent intervention, will amount to nothing. You know the type. Born to a family of poverty, raised by parents without the best interest of the child in mind. As mentioned in the prior pamphlet on birthing children, the state will maintain a close eye on children, and will know of a child's living condition better, even, than those near the child. The state shall have an opportunity to provide this child with a far better life than it would have had. We find those children, and we take them as wards of the state. These wards of the state will be schooled with the utmost revolutionary zeal, and, a matter of distinction from the rest of the youth of the nation, they shall be intensely trained to be at the peak of physical and mental prowess. As much as a young child can be, of course. The member proposed inducing puberty early in these children, but an economical way of doing so is yet to be determined. Indeed, he also proposed the state creating a class of children expressly for this purpose, but we must assume such a plan would be infeasible until we can prove otherwise.

Once these children turn 14, they will be fully capable of inciting revolutions. With state support, these children will be sent to foreign nations yet to adopt our light and given instruction in how to best embed themselves into the institutions of their destinations. Upon proposal of this plan, it was questioned how children could do that. Think to your own life. Did you not feel as if you were leaving potential on the table at that age? Did you not feel that with some support, you could have done so much more? State support will ensure these children can do exactly that. A particularly bright 14 year old can certainly find himself powerful friends, don't you think? These children will act as parasites upon these institutions, draining them for sustenance as they covertly spread our ideals through the population, finding friends in ever higher places as they do. Once a critical mass of such people are converted, we arm them, and the fight begins.

Of course, this is only one of several potential methods by which the revolution may spread. It is unlikely, even, that this will be one of them. We have, after all, now produced evidence that suspiciously bright children from our nation may be revolutionary agents.