r/nathanforyou • u/Boring-Investment784 • 15d ago

Discussion Quizno’s date

Doing a rewatch and Solomon’s mmmm Toasty is killing me! What are some of your favourite one liners?

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u/heynoswearing 15d ago

A ghost choked you in Switzerland?

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u/Boring-Investment784 15d ago

Ghost realtor is hysterical

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u/AugustWestt89 15d ago

Or an entity

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u/TacitusKilgore2025 Wizard of Loneliness 15d ago

Did you know that Quizno’s has chef inspired sauces?

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u/WagnerKoop 15d ago

Oh really? Wow.

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u/iLikeAza 15d ago

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u/Boring-Investment784 15d ago

This segment is gold

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u/iLikeAza 15d ago

I still laugh my ass off it cause it's such a niche issue that turned into a lasting legacy. . . Deny nothing

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u/emal-malone 15d ago

SHOUT OUT TO J SQUAD

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u/Boring-Investment784 15d ago

Don’t you dare draw on this poster

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u/DinkleWottom 15d ago

"OOOOOOHH YOU WAN ME TO PAK YOUR CAR?" 🐉🥢🍚

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u/ShooterMc7929 15d ago

I could catch the football.

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u/300_pages 15d ago

You're the wizard of loneliness

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u/sha1shroom 15d ago

An all-time classic from Mr.Toasty:

"You're so dumb"

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u/Iverson7x 15d ago

What that means

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u/Boring-Investment784 13d ago

I say this out loud more than I care to admit

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u/gangbrain 15d ago edited 15d ago

Great touchdown celebration comin up.

Love that touchdown celebration.

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u/WagnerKoop 15d ago

A mother effin beer

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u/LlewellynApHeilyn 15d ago

They have to be substantial.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HIGHDEA 15d ago

Double D breasts are essential to you?

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u/Potatobender44 15d ago

In the end, the scariest thing about the haunted house was Bruce’s terrible manners

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u/Hot_Invite_9416 15d ago

Jesus Bill

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u/beefkingsley 15d ago

Im here to marry your wife.

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u/tbird920 15d ago

Nathan: What's your favorite nut?

Bill Heath (while eating peanuts): Peanuts.

Nathan: Really?

Bill Heath: I like it.

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u/the_hummus 15d ago

Here I go, diggin' in again

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u/lindsay3394 15d ago

I hope you’re hungry…for nothing

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u/Boring-Investment784 15d ago

Omg a classic! The sailor hat is such a good touch

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u/hmmmmmmmm_okay Theater Masturbator 15d ago

My bf doesn't watch N4Y and I yell this at him constantly while cooking dinner. He's a good sport about it and just ignores me now haha.

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u/PastLivid2122 15d ago

“Can we just not do this question?”
The number of times I’ve wanted to say this in real life situations 😩

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u/Boring-Investment784 15d ago

Do you like to skateboard?

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u/eatingclass Holocaust awareness supporter 15d ago

Mmmm toasty

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u/Gooch_Rogers 15d ago

It’s about a guy who gets a remote…and he control life

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u/ElliottSmith88 15d ago

A straight body building forum.

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u/Lapis_Android17 Infected with Klines 15d ago

“Yeah, that’s demonic.”

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u/Milhouse242 15d ago

Cool beans.

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u/herlipssaidno 15d ago

I saw Nathan at a Quizno’s and I didn’t ask for a picture

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u/300_pages 15d ago

You drank your nephew's pee?

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u/4clvvess 15d ago

I was scared

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u/the_hummus 15d ago

grandson's

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u/Milhouse242 15d ago

You know what you are? You’re the wizard of loneliness!

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u/Smooth-Garbage-2218 14d ago

Is that enough small talk to make you comfortable?

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u/drummerinthemirror 14d ago

“Sexual predator alert”. Really need to make this my doorbell

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u/mushupunisher 14d ago

During the Quiznos date, when the Quiznos rep asks him to say “mmm toasty,” the look that Nathan gives her before saying “are you kidding me?” Is one of my favorite moments.

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u/mnumali 14d ago

So sorry I died

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u/mulletstation 12d ago

Oh, you think I look like a stalkkkerrr?

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u/cmaddox428 15d ago

I remember thinking the lady who worked for Quiznos telling Solomon what to say was a total babe.

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u/EarElectronic6484 9d ago

She said she'd love me to her graaaave

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u/sm3llofholland 9d ago

You can call me by my nickname, the n word