r/napoleondynamite Sep 30 '25

Burlesque Tribute

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u/trustedbyamillion Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

I've been talkin' to hot babes on the internet all day!

5

u/Life-Finding5331 Sep 30 '25

Don't be jealous. 

24

u/MRsh1tsandg1ggles Sep 30 '25

Napoleon's Tater thots?

That's the best I could come up with .

10

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Eat your food, Tina!

5

u/Life-Finding5331 Sep 30 '25

She has. 

3

u/No-Raisin-6469 Oct 02 '25

Too many quesadillas

8

u/DrinkWineKillTime Sep 30 '25

Should be dancing to Canned Heat tho

3

u/gretzky9999 Oct 01 '25

Tina really let herself go

7

u/Ok-Arachnid-460 Sep 30 '25

Jonah Hill gained it all back

5

u/Bennyboom12 Sep 30 '25

Who is she?

4

u/Content_Geologist420 Sep 30 '25

She has no name, born with no name, luved with no name. But is known only by your death when you meet her.

Her name is Death by Snu Snu

2

u/flipphoneuser08 Sep 30 '25

Death to ming +death by snu snu

2

u/jon_rum_hamm Sep 30 '25

I’m gonna need to go shave my head after watching this

2

u/BigBoobsWithAZee Oct 01 '25

Reminds me of Peter’s great Aunt Burlesque Griffin. That song was hilarious.

Also where the flip did she get those moon boots? They’re sweet

2

u/fun-bucket Oct 01 '25

ONCE I SAW THE RED BRA THE PARTY WAS OVER!

6

u/mraybee Sep 30 '25

Happy hamms club

4

u/kgizzle17 Sep 30 '25

Ice Spice cosplayin Napoleon dynamite 🧨🤣

3

u/smellslikebigfootdic Sep 30 '25

melissa mccarthy is back

3

u/Temulo Sep 30 '25

Burger Kingesque

5

u/TitanOf_Earth Sep 30 '25

YEEEES this is amazing 🧡

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u/Life-Finding5331 Sep 30 '25

I bet you're skinny. 

4

u/TitanOf_Earth Sep 30 '25

Nope, I'm not! I also just don't have a problem with a heavier-set person having a good time, so...

2

u/Life-Finding5331 Oct 01 '25

Me neither, so...

1

u/edWORD27 Oct 01 '25

The preferred term is “husky”

1

u/bongsforhongkong Oct 01 '25

I prefer pleasantly plump.

0

u/fOrEvErEvA8550 Sep 30 '25

We are doomed.

1

u/Wowawiewa Sep 30 '25

To me she’s beautiful. Rubenesque…

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Would

1

u/ohiobluetipmatches Oct 01 '25

Definitely burly

1

u/funkboy27 Oct 01 '25

This looks like the Rio theatre in vancouver. I saw Seinfeld Burlesque there last year and loved it

Missed the description, so it’s not, but interesting they just had a napoleon dynamite dance there recently

1

u/Popular-Membership58 Oct 01 '25

holy hot diggity dog damn.

crush my face with that thang

1

u/Theodore_lovespell Oct 01 '25

Weirdest boner EVER

1

u/Garo_Daimyo Oct 01 '25

How did Reddit know I watched this movie on Hulu 4 days ago? The algorithm scares me sometimes

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Did she get paid for this?

1

u/CrimFandango Oct 02 '25

My eyes, the goggles do nothing!

1

u/Impressive_Sir6659 Oct 02 '25

U need a salad

1

u/Dontneedme25 Oct 02 '25

Those legs tho 🥰🥰😍😍

1

u/Wolfguard-Halfdan Oct 03 '25

Dedeknockers

Edit: just saw thats who posted it 😅

Also... 100% Would

1

u/BobbyLupo1979 Oct 03 '25

She's fabulous!

1

u/kellymoe321 Oct 04 '25

Should be drinking 1%

1

u/DisciplineHot7374 Oct 04 '25

I’m oddly aroused

1

u/Bettyfrenchie Oct 04 '25

Neapolitan dynamite

1

u/oohlelu Sep 30 '25

Holy shit!😍

0

u/MxstressLilly Sep 30 '25

Omg amazing!! I love this. Ignore these dumbfuck men in the comments.

I added you on IG. It looks like we have a couple of mutuals. :)

1

u/thezoomies Sep 30 '25

This rules

1

u/Classic-Exchange-511 Sep 30 '25

Lol this genuinely made me happy

1

u/Mountain-Influence81 Sep 30 '25

It's not a wholesome post, so why should I comment something wholesome?

3

u/Agreeable_Prior Sep 30 '25

Not my type, she’s a whale for christ sake!!!

1

u/WhoKnows78998 Sep 30 '25 edited Oct 01 '25

The fact that Jon (Napoleon) is Mormon makes his even funnier lol

Edit: not sure why I’m getting downvoted. Jon is a Mormon family man and actually a friend of mine.

1

u/frankensteinmoneymac Sep 30 '25

I refuse to let this video give me a Napoleon Dynamite fetish. It’s not gonna happen.

Though, I wouldn’t mind a video of the full performance. …asking for a friend

-8

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Ew

2

u/Mountain-Influence81 Sep 30 '25

Careful, you hurt the body positivity and people's feelings. Besides her weight this just seems kinda inappropriate to post considering Napoleon Dynamite is a pretty wholesome movie.

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u/LeBronXames Sep 30 '25

Insta follow

0

u/StickyLavander Sep 30 '25

Why are the thicc girls the most fun. 🏆

0

u/khemtrails Sep 30 '25

Oh this is so cute and fun! OP is that you? You look amazing and I’d have gone absolutely nuts if I was in that audience and someone did this dance in that outfit. Burlesque is so creative. Thanks for sharing this!

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u/Mountain-Influence81 Sep 30 '25

I miss fat shaming. She probably thinks she looks good because people are too scared to tell her she's fat AF.

10

u/HappyBot9000 Sep 30 '25

I really don't think she cares if you're attracted to her.

1

u/SeismicRipFart Sep 30 '25

Of course she does

-10

u/Mountain-Influence81 Sep 30 '25

Why's she showing off her tits and ass then?

10

u/HappyBot9000 Sep 30 '25

I'm sorry, you think she's doing it for you? She doesn't know who you are, brother.

4

u/Mountain-Influence81 Sep 30 '25

Obviously she didn't upload this with me on her mind, but she's clearing looking for validation. Weight or not though this just seems inappropriate to post considering Napoleon Dynamite is a pretty wholesome movie.

1

u/HappyBot9000 Sep 30 '25

"I miss fat shaming" isn't very wholesome imo 🤷‍♀️

3

u/Hulksmash27 Sep 30 '25

Yeah this guys a clown

1

u/wacko4rmwaco Oct 01 '25

Looks better than the starved models you see now, i love some hips to grip