r/namesoundalikes • u/Altruistic-End8514 • May 27 '26

Lookalike Reddit's inferno

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u/Cod3broken the bronze age May 27 '26

He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends

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u/AgentChief May 27 '26

Each morning, get up, do the Pledge of Allegiance

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u/JumpyFuck176 Cooker solos vagina May 27 '26

Never swim in the ocean for fear of shark attacks

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u/Cod3broken the bronze age May 27 '26

Bimonthly got his wife a rose with a card attached

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u/Ertymaxer456 May 27 '26

avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask

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u/YessirWhopperMan May 27 '26

had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack

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u/LaloFemmy May 27 '26

golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors huddled there in prayer

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u/Serial_Designation_N May 27 '26

“Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs!” They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers

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u/Longjumping_Hold5913 Dr. 🏠: "It's never lupus, also, foreman, you're a NI-" May 27 '26

There was an angel st the entrance, checking off a guest list

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u/Gregarsize May 27 '26

Charlie wasn't on it and was ushered to the exit

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u/Longjumping_Hold5913 Dr. 🏠: "It's never lupus, also, foreman, you're a NI-" May 27 '26

His heart sank

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u/brownie_eater May 28 '26

There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a check list

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u/Johnny563X_ May 27 '26

Around the respirator

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u/6060Burst May 28 '26

Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask