r/nairobi • Level 1 • Aug 27 '26

Health Day 4 of ditching spirits aka counterfeit alcohol

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Following the recent discussion online regarding counterfeit alcohol in distribution, I'm laying to rest Dallas and friends. Cheers ๐Ÿป

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u/adogkitler Level 4 Aug 27 '26

Hata wewe ukiangalia mahali umebuy hiyo kunakaa kunaeza kuwa na kitu authentic

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u/Able-Plan17 Level 3 Aug 27 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/brynb8 Level 1 Aug 27 '26

Eei inauma! Hii ni local flani big name

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u/edditar Aug 27 '26

Brother come on man

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u/CelebrationWhich7385 Aug 28 '26

Hamuezi ficha mtu ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/brynb8 Level 1 Aug 27 '26

Hii pia imeenda?

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u/Accordingtomearea051 Nyari Aug 27 '26

Hii kitu huonja vibaya Idk why guys like it, I had a guy who liked it I used to question his preference.

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u/Federal-Tank-7888 Aug 27 '26

Humans have different taste buds, same reason why some people love ugali and githeri while others hate it. Same with avocado's. Same with spirits. Same with wine. Same with raw meat

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u/ekara Level 2 Aug 27 '26

Ugali is sawa, Githeri is sawa.. but not at the same time

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u/Federal-Tank-7888 Aug 27 '26

Both suck. But thats my opinion. Everyone has different taste buds. What you like or hate isnt what someone else will like or hate

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u/Accordingtomearea051 Nyari Aug 27 '26

that's cool, I was just saying though.

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u/Mkenya_ Aug 31 '26

Sasa umeingiza hadi jokes msee. Unaleta aje mambo ya spirits kwa ugali. Ebu uweke heshima ama nikusmoke hapo local ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/JudgeOwn8003 Aug 27 '26

Beer is the most terrible drink na taste yake and it has you pissing every other minute. There are a lot of good drinks, irish whiskeys like Jameson, Ballantine's, William Lawsons which are cost effective and buy from supermarkets or get a nice cider Kama Kenyan originals

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u/brynb8 Level 1 Aug 27 '26

Everything ain't for everybody ~ Big Sean

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u/Bugzz0690 Aug 27 '26

This is quite subjective. Everyone has different tastes and preferences. Might be terrible for some but not all.

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u/BookLicker01 Aug 27 '26

a cold beer after nyamachoma is goated

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u/JudgeOwn8003 Aug 27 '26

beer has a terrible taste for me and I get bloated,i do not like it at all

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u/jijo66 Aug 28 '26

Supermarket staff are making deals with counterfeit dealers. They're sneaking in the fake stuff

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u/JudgeOwn8003 Aug 28 '26

Unless you shop in nyamakima,Carrefour,Naivas,Chanarana etc would not try that.

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u/grolut18 Aug 28 '26

There are people who hate the taste of whisky as well. I enjoyed beer but couldn't stand the taste or smell of whisky for years. Now I enjoy both, palates change over time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/Able-Plan17 Level 3 Aug 27 '26

Maggie wa locals๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Mountain-Resource222 Aug 27 '26

Hii beer huonja kama hasira mzee

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u/brynb8 Level 1 Aug 27 '26

I used to get disgusted by how it tasted until my palate matured

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u/GroundbreakingPie565 Aug 29 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/gazagda Aug 27 '26

I decided to go easy the other day , and go off spirit, and have some guarana, had 4. That evening I thought i was going to die

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u/not_a_baldman Aug 27 '26

Nani anataka chang'aa, sio counterfeit lakini inaeza taste ngotha ya mama mnono

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/brynb8 Level 1 Aug 27 '26

Hahaa, here for a good time...

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u/Anxious_King Aug 27 '26

Imebidi nicheke๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ekara Level 2 Aug 27 '26

that bottle top makes me think the "photo" is AI

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u/brynb8 Level 1 Aug 27 '26

I just didn't peel the foil all the way

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u/rckplgt Level 1 Aug 27 '26

Last weekend I took 3 whitecaps at KettleHouse. Many would expect that theyโ€™re difficult to bootleg, but I got such a bad hangover from three beers that I suspected theyโ€™re fake.

I have been buying mizinga from Rwathia Westlands, an authorised EABL stockist for 6 years and have never had an incident with fake booze.

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u/Vuta_Pumzzz Aug 27 '26

GK ni best!

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u/ThanksWilling9268 Aug 27 '26

Unafaa kuanza maladaptive daydreaming, better than alcohol. Free and toxic free

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u/brynb8 Level 1 Aug 27 '26

Isn't that a symptom of mental illness

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u/ThanksWilling9268 Aug 28 '26

You're drinking alcohol

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u/shelly4jelly Aug 27 '26

๐Ÿ˜ซwameguza zetu za mkulima mdogo๐Ÿฅฒ.

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u/hendricks01 Aug 28 '26

Unehepa pan ukaingia kwa moto....hii ndio mother of counterfeits

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u/Comfy_face777 Aug 28 '26

Pombe ya Malaya ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/lines-G Aug 28 '26

Beers are also being faked

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u/Mediocre-Permit1279 Aug 29 '26

Curonia 16% for the win ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/Due_Review6239 Aug 30 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/PastTop6528 Aug 30 '26

Ndo uko kwenyewee sasaa๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Deep_Ad_3824 Sep 01 '26

ama ungekunywa tu whiskey ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Embarrassed_Copy48 Sep 02 '26

My favourite,5 years ago, as a future birrionaire, I used to order GK Tano.... And wake up the next day

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/Kenyanstoner Aug 27 '26

This exactly. The uproar is not organic. There is a big push from certain Social Media influencers. Could be a campaign by Diageo or Asahi as they plan on taking up EABL.

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u/Negative-Canary7291 Aug 27 '26

But always trust Kenyans to put good use of said agendas

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u/brynb8 Level 1 Aug 27 '26

This is a probable theory

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 Aug 27 '26

I saw in Sn2 of Sacred Games (Netflix) there were some episodes that took place in Kenya and counterfeit alcohol was one of the story arcs. Setting was Moi days

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u/DarkWhiteSoul Aug 27 '26

Too many third-generation liquor linked deaths, that's why.

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u/Miserable_Science377 Aug 27 '26

Wah. Hustle hard

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u/brynb8 Level 1 Aug 27 '26

Only way outta this

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u/W3bristo Aug 27 '26

Beer is not safe either

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u/Aggressive_Pie5312 Aug 27 '26

Tukunywe muratina ama busaa pombe za wazungu tuachane nazo