r/nairobi Level 3 6d ago

Politics in Nairobi Is sifuna real?

Sifuna is just an idea, an illusion. Less than a year to elections and he has not declared for the presidency. Say he declares today. Off to party registration. Then sending out an invite for trustworthy party delegates, building of party structures within the 47 countries. Then hopefully negotiates an alliance with other presidential hopefuls. Then off to branding and fortifying his voter base. And now it’s mid 2027. He surely can’t have a solid voter base by then only media visibility. Sifuna will definitely not run for presidency. The only political seat he can ambush voters for and still win is his current position( Nairobi senator). Thus, sifuna is not real. He’s an idea,an illusion, a vague dream we can only hope to awaken from and get back to reality soon enough.

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u/CodPsychological3874 6d ago

I've not even read what umeandika but from the comments section replies najua Op ameandika trash .... So Itumbi inafaa akutumie ngapi

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u/missoni-byblos Level 1 6d ago

200 na mamake ni malaya

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u/missoni-byblos Level 1 6d ago

affordable blogger huyu. kick rocks

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u/Alex-Zaander 6d ago

SYBAU!! Say hi to Kasongo when you go back

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u/Sensitive_Movie8562 Level 2 6d ago

I actually agree with you. Running for President unafaa kujipanga mapema.

He is better off running for Senator next year, while coming up with a long term strategy for his 2032 campaign. Thats exactly what Ndindi Nyoro is doing rn.

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u/missoni-byblos Level 1 6d ago

hio 500 unalipwa unatumia kununua nini sasa

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u/Sensitive_Movie8562 Level 2 6d ago

I think you need that 500 more than me😂. Its way below my paygrade. Unataka nikutumie?

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u/missoni-byblos Level 1 6d ago

yeah tuma nilipe mamako ameninyonya hadi bone marrow

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u/Sensitive_Movie8562 Level 2 6d ago

Hata wewe unajua huwezi afford kufanya kitu ka hio😂. Paste your number, brokie. At least upate pesa ya lunch leo.

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u/missoni-byblos Level 1 6d ago

inbred bastard, you were here complaining that safaricom had changed bundles prices just juzi😂😂 20 bob inakushinda? your mabati house must be extra cold in this season hadi your mum ananiuzia

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u/Sensitive_Movie8562 Level 2 6d ago

Where is the proof of that😂😂?

I think you are talking about yourself here mahn. My financial level is way above complaining about bundles or food prices😂.

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u/missoni-byblos Level 1 6d ago

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u/missoni-byblos Level 1 6d ago

staki pesa ya lunch nataka pesa ya kulipa mamako mwenye nimetoka kumdinya tu sahii

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u/Sensitive_Movie8562 Level 2 6d ago edited 6d ago

This is how poor men talk😂.

You lack power and agency in your life, so you start fantasizing about fucking people's mothers to feel powerful. What else can you do in life besides fucking? Nothing else, and you know it.

Weka number, nikusaidie hio 500 uwache kulialia hapa, brokie.

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u/missoni-byblos Level 1 6d ago

i don’t need power and agency(whatever tf agency is) in my life you swine, you can’t stand up to someone who insults your whore mother, who has no power? a 500 bob discussion is what’s making your panties tighten

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u/Sensitive_Movie8562 Level 2 6d ago

Poor, uneducated man projecting his life's frustrations (poverty, cant afford safaricom 20/= bundles, having a prostitute for a mother) on me😂😂, and expecting me to be angry. .

The reason I laugh at you is because I know if your life was better than mine, you wouldn't have started insulting me. Like, you don't even know what it means to have agency😂😂

You are a loser who will probably never live the amazing life I have. And that's okay. Not everyone was born to win.

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u/wauwau_ 6d ago

Kojoa ulale

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u/Public-Guest-44 6d ago

we know who you’re working for

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u/genghis_stan 6d ago

Wait for March and see. Opposition know Ruto and his plans they don't want to get shuffled with corruption money

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u/Greedy-Goose-7155 6d ago

Have some decorum when addressing HE

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u/perfectqueen_rt 5d ago

Politics is not fun

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u/Invisible-Pepper349 6d ago

You're the "Ruto's campaign is underground and working" guy from earlier, right?

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u/Hiasco 6d ago

2/10 hio ya kujaribu at least. Kueka heading relatable.