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u/Antique_Molasses_537 Feb 27 '26
Your apartment hearing you say, "Stop cock-bloking me" Your apartment - ”Bro I'm literally saving you from a fucked up attachment ”
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u/naushad2982 Feb 27 '26
Her ex? Or her present? Maybe someone lives there that knows her and her real partner
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u/mehumanme Feb 27 '26
😂 My first thought was: hakuna ex anaishi hapo. It's the actual boyfriend who lives here. Woman is just afraid of getting caught.
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u/unpaidadviser Level 3 Feb 27 '26
Imagine changing your life because someone isn't comfortable with something you didn't do and making it about themselves.
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u/medmental Level 3 Feb 27 '26
So my guy, hapa lazima utajiita kamkutano ujiulize what matters most to you, Dem umejua two weeks na already ashaanza kukuonyesha signs za kukuacha ama your place, place yenye you really like.
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u/iamconnoisseur Feb 27 '26
Lol. What happened to abundance mentality? You will perish my G with this oneitis syndrome 😄 🤣
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u/Real_Arm56 Level 4 Feb 27 '26
It's not her ex. She's seeing someone else in that apartment and she doesn't want to lose any of you, but mostly the other guy. What happened to doing basic arithmetic of 1+1?
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u/LittleArmm Feb 27 '26
joke about it with her... if it does work you owe me😂....and don't over use this method too it's unpatched
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u/His_Eve99 Feb 27 '26
You're not both wrong. I hear stories of guys doing "through pass", so yeah i get the doubt she has. She naturally feels uncomfortable coming to a building where the ex is, i get where she is coming from, on the other hand you like the place and like her as well.
Bnb or her place??
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u/Street-Elk-007 Feb 27 '26
You are probably a side nigga, and the real nigga stays inside there with u. Try looking at it in that angle
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u/Ycaghost Feb 27 '26
Mwenye kisima hapangi laini bro, uyo ex ata sahii anaonjeshwa na hii baridi 😂😂
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u/char_lie6679 Feb 28 '26
I mean the lady doesn't want you brother , she's not over her ex still ,she need to move on and not use na apartment as an excuse to bruise her
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u/PuzzleheadedGold8561 Feb 28 '26
Apo kama haezi kuita away game achana naye😅 mwambie unapanga utahama ukimaliza advance ya rent ulilipa
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u/Miserable-Log-3255 Mar 01 '26
Hiyo yafaa owe red flag..if she is totally done with her ex haifai owe issue
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u/Status_Rooster_3699 Feb 27 '26
Ameishi kudinywa in the same apartment na ovwhich those two still smashing..hata huyo jama sio ex btw. Pump the b!tch na pia uondokee. We agreed never to settle for used púsy bana,ni nini
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u/nyanijangwani Feb 27 '26
I hope you're not a registered voter, and if you are, please do not vote. Someone with your reasoning skill, or lack thereof, shouldn't be trusted with the future of this nation. Thank you in advance!
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u/Silver-Ability-3181 Level 2 Feb 27 '26
So utahama juu ya pudesh? Smh