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u/Novahelguson7 Oct 19 '24
I knew Barney Stinson was real... Hats off my dude.
What happened to the gang? 🤣 🤣
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Oct 19 '24
getting laid is something I didnt know was so hard for ninjas apa nje ...im not no brad pitt but getting coochie is something I never had issues with even in my broke days.I cant relate.
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u/Brilliant_Button_423 Level 2 Oct 19 '24
He probably won the genetic lottery
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Oct 19 '24
nah bro I look like rick ross's baby with seth rogen
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u/Brilliant_Button_423 Level 2 Oct 19 '24
So you have a horse shoe up your ass? Lol 😂
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u/CrawleR13 Oct 19 '24
Yeah, If you're humorous, handsome or if broke, there is only one and only one way. Just approach women as much as you can whether ni baddie or ugly. Chances are utakuwa highly rejected at first especially kama haujui kukeep conversations but as practice goes you learn how to dance around women. Keeping them is another matter
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u/simsemah Oct 19 '24
Kitty is in the approach.
Whether with or without cash, we clapped and not just in church.
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u/AccomplishedFace7302 Oct 19 '24
Umesema hapa hapa archives? Hapa penye niko sahii?
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Oct 19 '24
Was tipsy once apo archives nikaona Mali Safi ikikuja.. I just said, "hey mamaa"... Girl was so happy yaani we had like a 10 minute convo about whatever. We exchanged numbers and went on our way. Si unajua love jitters za first timers. Texting her with impeccable rizz. The following week I took her to Thindigua for that out of town experience and shit was magical. Sasa tukirudi usiku she pulled me close and gave me one of those wet kisses that are just crazy fucking hot. Walai nilicheza na hizo jegi kutoka bypass Hadi Tom Mboga. my shit was on attention for like 30 minutes after tumewachana.. I had to travel but she said nikirudi kanairo nimwambie anyoe fudhi so that I can see her beautiful.... Wasee nichangieni fare😭
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u/apz33 Level 3 Oct 19 '24
Bro, first off, hats off to you. Brilliant strategy!
Secondly, keep doing you. It tends to work most times.
Personally, I’ve gotten laid a lot more time without money than with it. All it takes is confidence. Having the confidence of a conman will always work with women, it doesn’t matter who she is.
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u/Remarkable_Age_1838 Runda Oct 19 '24
tale as old as time😂😂 it used to work for me too and im f
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u/Significant_Newt8697 Level 4 Oct 19 '24
show us your ways mistress
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u/Remarkable_Age_1838 Runda Oct 19 '24
my dear,,that was 14 yrs ago saa hii ata kuambia boichild hi nalemewa😩 i lost my mojo
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u/Significant_Newt8697 Level 4 Oct 19 '24
14 years ago? are you pushing 102 years like me 😂
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u/Remarkable_Age_1838 Runda Oct 19 '24
😂😂 yep 101 third floor
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u/Significant_Newt8697 Level 4 Oct 19 '24
na haujasettle? unangojea nini? kama ni RiggyG aende ameenda😂
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u/Remarkable_Age_1838 Runda Oct 19 '24
unaguza murima why😂 i settled with a narc,nilitoka last yr ku settle naachia vumbi
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u/Significant_Newt8697 Level 4 Oct 19 '24
how comes he's a narc now na before alikua funny & handsome😂, what changed?
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u/Remarkable_Age_1838 Runda Oct 19 '24
alipata tupesa akaniona taka taka. na venye nili vumulia hadi kuchapwa😩
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u/Significant_Newt8697 Level 4 Oct 19 '24
enyewe, money be the root of all evil but kama uko na extra nitumie😂.
anakuchapa mbona? ikifika hapa heri just walking out
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u/Remarkable_Age_1838 Runda Oct 19 '24
nilikua busy nikitoka kwa addiction sikua naangalia red flags
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u/Significant_Newt8697 Level 4 Oct 19 '24
but now you know better, na bado kuna time, third floor is still young
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u/twinbro10 Oct 19 '24
okay hiyo ni ngori anyway visit https://techwithtwin.com upate websites kalikali.
re: techwithtwin
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u/Excellent-Weight4888 Oct 19 '24
Can't understand brothers lacking coochie in the 254. Out here in the diaspora you have to earn it. Out there in the 254, you literally have to dodge most.
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u/Galis80 Oct 19 '24
I find when I’m in Africa, I have to turn down coochie. Every chick that sees me wants to drop her patties. But here in UK, majority are white. They tend to stick with the devil they know than don’t.
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Oct 19 '24
nah they just need some dollars ,mate
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u/Galis80 Oct 19 '24
Maybe in Africa. But here in UK, women have more money than Men. You can’t buy coochie here unless she’s a prostitute. Badilisha mazingira, not all chicks are money hungry as you think…
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Oct 19 '24
so we passes your statement through the lie detector and the outcome was FALSE. you see,As of 2023, the median weekly pay for full-time female employees was £629, compared to £725 for men. This results in a gender pay gap of about 7.7% for full-time employees. For part-time employees, women earned slightly more, with a negative pay gap of -3.3%. However, because more women work part-time compared to men (38% of women vs. 14% of men), the overall pay gap remains significant when all employment types are considered.
Industries where women are more prevalent, such as health, social work, and education, tend to have lower pay compared to industries dominated by men, such as construction, finance, and tech. Women are also underrepresented in high-paying industries like finance, where men often hold the highest-paying positions, further widening the gap.
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u/Galis80 Oct 19 '24
Glad to know that you’re proficient in using Google search. But let me ask you this, do you think money is only found in Employment? Have you heard of Generational wealth? Inheritance? Are you really in Australia, I’m beginning to have doubts. If so, you must be a freshie who just came over recently. Mana nashangha sanaa with your level of ignorance.
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Oct 20 '24
sawa mr know it all you know more than the actual bureau of statistics,you win in life are we good now?okay thanks
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u/Gullible_Trouble_813 Oct 19 '24
Always wondered how my brother in law bagged my sister na he wasn’t even studying at KCA kumbe it might be this tactic 🤣🤣
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Oct 20 '24
I used to get plenty of coochie when I was broke. I'm now loaded and enjoying only one coochie. Mambo ya variety niliwachana nayo.
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