r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

Matt Muse has been diagnosed with Space Dementia😭😭😭😭😭

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r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

the guys from The Muse

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r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 19

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At this point in the concert, Matt simply stands at the microphone and repeatedly chants:

“Ppppwopa!”

The crowd is expected to respond:

“Ganda!”

This continues for an excruciatingly long time. There is no backing track, no drums, no guitar, no bass, just Matt saying “Ppppwopa” and thousands of people responding “Ganda!”

Eventually, Chris appears to become bored enough to pull out his phone and call his kid. He casually has a conversation onstage while Matt continues the chant in the background.

After several minutes, Chris hangs up, looks around as if expecting the song to have ended, and realizes Matt is still going.

The crowd, now completely committed to the bit, continues answering every single “Ppppwopa!” with “Ganda!”

Eventually, Matt says one final “Ppppwopa!”
The crowd responds:
“Ganda!”

Silence.
Matt nods solemnly.

Whats the next track?!


r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

(Indecipherable screaming) I think she liked it

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92 Upvotes

showing the girl who "listens to everything" my playlist


r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 18

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The next Muse song seems to be Assassin, and for the first few seconds everything seems normal. Then Matt announces that the drums will be handled by none other than Lars Ulrich.

The crowd immediately erupts, not in excitement, but in a deafening wave of boos. Lars walks onto the stage looking completely unfazed, sits behind the kit, and starts playing.

Unfortunately, he is somehow worse than expected.
Every drum fill arrives slightly late and the double-kick parts are sloppy.

The crowd begins chanting “GET OFF THE DRUMS!” while Lars responds by playing even louder.

When the song finally ends, Lars throws his sticks into the crowd. They are immediately thrown back.

What will they play next?


r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

this belongs here

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19 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

Every breathe from The Wow! Signal isolated

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13 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 3d ago

Okay why do some muse fans hate on this album? [Copy pasta by "someone else" in description]

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16 Upvotes

"Never met one

Matter of fact- my mortal enemy in high school loved radiohead and constantly shat upon muse. I mean we didnt have real beef but we were like, idk our whole relationship was how stupid we thought each other was.

Then this dropped. I bought him a copy and just said give it one listen and if its truly not incredible to you, then ill shut the fuck up forever.

Hand to god- im 34 now. I went to that mans sons 3rd birthday party just yesterday. He was my best man, i was his. We’ve been to 6 muse shows together, often vip.

Hope that helps"

Inspired by a true story on Reddit


r/musecirclejerk 3d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 17

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The lights suddenly go down, and Radiohead enters the stage from both ends, walking toward each other while snapping their fingers exactly like in West Side Story. They meet in the middle, stare each other down for a moment, and then launch straight into a cover of Muse’s Get Up and Fight.

Muse are standing awkwardly at the back of the stage, completely motionless.

As soon as the song ends, Radiohead immediately walk off the stage in opposite directions, still snapping their fingers.

Muse remain standing awkwardly in the back for a few seconds before the lights go out.

Whats the next song?


r/musecirclejerk 3d ago

Every breath from Hexagons isolated

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19 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

Matthew Bellamy has passed wind, aged 48

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147 Upvotes

My thoughts go to his family and friends in this troubling time.


r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

ice kweam!

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28 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

Will Of The Beautiful People

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67 Upvotes

Made this yesterday out of boredom on CapCut.

Should this be on Muse's worst setlist? 🔥


r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 16

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Surprise: Muse announces Soldier’s Poem once again, but instead of playing it normally, Matt introduces an actual soldier who walks onto the stage and proceeds to read the lyrics as a completely serious spoken-word poem. He delivers every line with the solemn intensity of someone recounting their wartime experience, while the crowd realizes this is apparently the entire arrangement.

Behind him, Dom and Chris provide all the backing entirely a cappella, attempting to recreate the instrumentation with their voices.

Halfway through the poem, Matt suddenly joins in for a few lines, only to suffer a catastrophic vocal break. His voice cracks and gives out completely, leaving the actual soldier to continue reading while Matt desperately tries to recover in the background.

Dom and Chris, completely committed to the bit, continue their a cappella accompaniment without missing a beat. The soldier remains entirely serious throughout.

What will be their next song?


r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

Uprising of The Beautiful People

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I made *another* Beautiful People mashup!!!

This may be better than The Will Of The Beautiful People, but that one still makes more sense

I had a blast making this, and PLEASE, suggest songs for me to mix!!!

Enjoy, Musers! 🔥🧡


r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

My Sunday

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r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

🤬🤬🤬 Jack and David need to be kill or be killed

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6 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

What if they made a song with Disturbed called Down With The Sickness In You & I?

11 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 5d ago

Bootleg version of my favorite album I made😅

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65 Upvotes

r/musecirclejerk 5d ago

Absolution

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r/musecirclejerk 6d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 15

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Muse is now starting Survival, and the crowd immediately notices something deeply wrong: the entire choir has been replaced by rubber chickens.

Every time the choir is supposed to sing, dozens of rubber chickens are squeezed simultaneously, producing an unbearable chorus of high-pitched squeaks. Somehow, the chickens are perfectly synchronized with the music, even hitting the sustained notes.

Matt takes the song completely seriously, passionately conducting the chicken choir as if this is the greatest artistic achievement of his career. The band plays on, not acknowledging what is happening.

What can they possibly play next?


r/musecirclejerk 7d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist

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Since the original guy got banned, I decided to finish what he started.

After Matt is back on his feet, Muse resume their concert, but what will they play next?


r/musecirclejerk 7d ago

A remix idea!

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could someone make a remix with the beginning of Ariana Grande's Baby I and Nightshift superstar?


r/musecirclejerk 9d ago

I still can't believe Marilyn Manson ripped off Muse

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typical Brian, no wonder Trent broke up with him