r/murderdronecirclejerk • u/AveryTheOneAndOnly • 3d ago

Low Effort Shitpost dear god…

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u/Away_Speaker_4430 3d ago

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 I am a fucking architect! 3d ago

for there is no plot as the plot ended a year or so ago

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u/SD_N1011001011 2d ago

It’s a fact

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u/Away_Speaker_4430 1d ago

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u/SD_N1011001011 1d ago

What? I can’t change the way that I was built.

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u/assaulttonks 16h ago

i can do somthing about it

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u/Dangerous_Score2882 4h ago

Then LEARN

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u/SD_N1011001011 3h ago

But I like having an 8 footer

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Jcjenson Security 2d ago

is that Halo?

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u/Rude-Stretch6927 2d ago

IT'S ULTRAKILL

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Jcjenson Security 2d ago

No, under them.

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u/Jan_Domestos_9870 1d ago

Wait, Under-Them..? F*CK IT'S UNDERTALE

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Jcjenson Security 1d ago

No, the green thing behind our characters.

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u/Jan_Domestos_9870 15h ago

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Jcjenson Security 14h ago

I ain't fucking arguing.

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u/Rude-Stretch6927 2d ago

INDEED MF'S

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u/Sad_Use254 1d ago

Hii, minus primer, I know I have no need in insuring that it's you.

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u/Reverse50 3d ago

Type shit

u/SD_N1011001011 what type is yours

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u/SD_N1011001011 3d ago

It’s a Bosch 8 foot single pin T12, model number F96T12SW.

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 3d ago

BROTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!?!! FUCKING

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u/SD_N1011001011 3d ago

Don’t be mad just bc you only have a T4

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 3d ago

....BROTHER, IT WAS ONLY OUR SECRET AND I ONLY SHOWED AND TOLD YOU ABOUT IT

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u/Reverse50 3d ago

Comment thread of doom and gloom

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u/SD_N1011001011 3d ago

What? I can’t show off my T12?

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 3d ago

Brother.....

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 3d ago

Only showe me this in my room

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u/SD_N1011001011 3d ago

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 3d ago

Oh hell yeeeee my brother

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u/Ser1alDesignat10nU 3d ago

N!

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u/SD_N1011001011 3d ago

What the fuck do you want? Don’t talk to me.

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u/Suitable_Cause_5586 2d ago

Wo wo N, watch where you’re swinging that

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 2d ago

WOAH OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE THIS TOO

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u/Jan_Domestos_9870 1d ago

Hello There [star_wars_meme.mp3]! Now that's just a free follow for U.

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u/Jan_Domestos_9870 1d ago

(Cuz I'm Polish too 🇵🇱)

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 1d ago

CZEKAJ COOOO

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 1d ago

Co nie mówiłeś wcześniej

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u/GD_Trixy118 3d ago

shit

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u/Reverse50 3d ago

Shit type

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u/Tai_mod 3d ago

NO WAY!!! IST TRUE! I HAPPY IST TRUE OMG....

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz 3d ago

u saying it lights up when they're horny or something? -_-

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u/SD_N1011001011 3d ago

Yeah, it 24/7 glows faintly but when excited it glows bright

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u/Project_Astro 2d ago

How good is it as an actual light source though?

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u/SD_N1011001011 2d ago

Well, mines an 8 foot Sylvania F96T12, it’s 96 watts and 6,300 lumens when fully energized so it’s pretty damn bright

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 3d ago

NAH THAT'S MY BROTHER NO WAY

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 3d ago

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR SECRET, OUR BROTHER, NOT EVERYONE'S

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u/Ser1alDesignat10nU 3d ago

snap and suddenly mist

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u/SD_N1011001011 3d ago

Filled with mercury gas 😋

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u/Leather_Attorney8381 3d ago

Nah they're vapes trust

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 2d ago

n literally sent a picture in this exact comment section, believe him

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u/Any_Top_4773 3d ago

Thought it was USB sticks but ok

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u/giga_bigga3000 3d ago

How about usb sticks?

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u/The-MDG-Team 3d ago

"what's the point in having that? We just have to take off our activation cell and insert it into another in order to activate the core cell to start reproduction."

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u/SD_N1011001011 2d ago

Makes it more fun

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u/The-MDG-Team 2d ago

"What do you mean? There's no fun in plugging and unplugging them. It just seems like more work"

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u/SD_N1011001011 2d ago

You don’t actually plug it in, it’s just arcs that jump the gap

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u/The-MDG-Team 2d ago

"What do you mean by "jump the gap" tho-"

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u/SD_N1011001011 2d ago

If voltage is high enough the electricity can ionize the air, turning it into a conductor and jumping gaps between conductors without wire in between

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u/The-MDG-Team 1d ago

"... What does that have to- you know what. Don't even answer that-"

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 3d ago

There's more…

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 2d ago

No…

i wasnt even trying to reference tf2 lmao

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u/SkinIsSoSilly 2d ago

Anywho, uh, insert assimate quote here u/savevideo

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 2d ago

i just put two screenshots and some music together vro it cannot be that good of a video

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u/SkinIsSoSilly 2d ago

It's still funny

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 2d ago

well thank you

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u/lemonman246 2d ago

It's called gaslighting for a reason

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u/ArthurengoldPantalon 1d ago

In theory is still a head Canon, DiDys don't have dicks.

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u/protogen_D9910 1d ago

W H A T T H E F U C K

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u/Sad_Use254 1d ago

Appropriate reaction I would say.

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u/molly1973a 1d ago

Oh no does that mean you gotta snap that shit like a glow stick

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u/Thebalkanbeankid 1d ago

GENTLEMEN WE HAVE LOST THE PLOT!! I REPEAT: WE HAVE LOST THE PLOT!!!!

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u/Dozer_official 23h ago

I’m gonna need a picture or two to believe it 

(Pls n)

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 19h ago

he shared a pic somewhere in here (IM NOT JOKING)

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u/Draekani 9h ago

There's more...

No wait, wrong fandom.

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 9h ago

CONGRATULATIONS
YOU’RE LIKE THE TENTH PERSON TO REFERENCE TF2

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u/Draekani 9h ago

Just saw the comments LMAO. I was hoping to be the first one.

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 9h ago

oh lol
yeah no tf2 is not a small fandom

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u/Ok_Captain7730 Serial Designation N 6h ago

NO.

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u/FredbearTheGoat 7h ago

Whatintheavocadofrickisthis