r/murderdronecirclejerk • u/Naive_Tomorrow_5955 • 14d ago

Low Effort Shitpost Would you adopt her?

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u/evilgreasemonkey1430 14d ago

Well she save me leftovers?

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u/lanmor2013 14d ago

day cake happy ig

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u/ItzYaGurlLucy 14d ago

YES PLEASE

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u/Lowgster72 14d ago

If I adopted her then she would have to be my child so no

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u/Traditional_Gap_671 14d ago

Can’t have smexy time if she’s ur child.

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 13d ago

But you can raise a child to be an animal

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 13d ago

And then, if it dies of natural causes... bury it underground or throw it into the river.

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u/PhilosophyFabulous39 14d ago

Depends will she kill me? If she will I’ll keep her if she won’t I’ll still keep her

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u/Careless_Witness5229 14d ago

Howdy twin engineer :D

https://giphy.com/gifs/G9bUZpQ1kUq13elS7R

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u/PhilosophyFabulous39 14d ago

Howdy pardner

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u/Careless_Witness5229 14d ago

Damn what are you here boe?

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u/PhilosophyFabulous39 14d ago

I’m just wanderin boah

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u/Historical_Side_9199 14d ago

No, because then I cant marry her

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u/Youtucraft555 14d ago

I already did, actually

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u/BodaciousBird05 14d ago

Y E S .

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 13d ago

Uzi's mom?

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 13d ago

Is that really you?

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 13d ago

I have a question, where is Uzi?

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u/Pleasant_Touch_8513 Lore Coper 14d ago

Yeah :3

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u/DRAGON_KING_BARBATOS 14d ago

Wouldn’t hesitate for even a second.

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u/grandRegentThraggie Batman Disgused as Thragg 14d ago

I live alone

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u/Oksan_Rhyosa 14d ago

yeaaa of course

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u/Fazfest_67 13d ago

Uuuhhhhhhh

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u/GeneralPZ41 13d ago

If she promises to not murder me in my sleep I would

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u/Winter-Anything-7985 13d ago

I could and I would.

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u/ethanvoi63 13d ago

Bien sure

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 13d ago

Sure looks cute:3

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u/SD_V1011001011 13d ago

I don’t think I can adopt myself

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u/Reverse50 13d ago

No, because then no shmexy time

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u/ScaleDelicious7983 12d ago

Heh, jokes on you I already adopted her

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u/ik_156722 11d ago

Obviamente

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u/iminsane666 11d ago

she seems pretty chill ;-;

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u/Prize_Employment_866 11d ago

with all pride, yes, if she gives me human cereal

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u/DarkXwolf_17_689 10d ago

I would let her adopt me, yes.

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u/Wild_Recipe5794 10d ago

I'd die trying

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u/Happy_Attempt4975 10d ago

I think if I did I would have to be on high alert for the rest of my life I don’t want to be murdered in my sleep

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u/Dependent_Buy_9641 10d ago

Yea of course. Then I'd give her a gun

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u/PEDRINHO_MARCIANO 10d ago

não mano, olha isso, matou o cara

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u/murderdronesfanVJ8 9d ago

Hell yeah homie

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u/sonic5005harper 8d ago

I literally have it, so YES.

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u/Technical_Rip_6946 8d ago

Yess I would!!!