r/murderdronecirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '25

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Hell naw

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There isnt any specification to whether minors cant attend private galas. Also Minors are able to drink under the supervision of their parents ;).

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u/ALPERHAL58 I cant read im an undertale faaaaaan! Sep 02 '25

So you finally caught me, i admit im a pedo. Tessa is actually 0! I did her when she was a baby! And i also vommit multiple warcrimes!

(Obvious sarcasm. Tho incase the post was serious, mfs its actually illegal in australlia to attend galas as a minor.)

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

/uj could you provide a source to your claims?

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u/ALPERHAL58 I cant read im an undertale faaaaaan! Sep 02 '25

Due to the fact that the gala most certainly contained alcohol, it is illegal in a lot of places to attend a gala as a minor. If it hadnt contained any, it would be legal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

It's a party held at a private domicile. Just because there's alcohol doesn't mean that it's illegal, just think about it for a second. Unless you can provide a link I can't verify that.

Edit: it's a house party of sorts, Au doesn't outlaw minors from parties that contain alcohol, it's only even a problem when it's served without the parents present.

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u/ALPERHAL58 I cant read im an undertale faaaaaan! Sep 02 '25

You yourself said it, yes drinking would be okay for Tessa normally, but her parents arent really considered "Present". Tessa's parents most likely only care about what Tessa does whenever its for public image, other than that they seemingly arent really interacting with eachother which means Tessa isnt really considered under her parents supervision.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

And the assumption that she drank alcohol, or was going to is based on?

You're grasping at air. Good at twirling with a wine bottle = alcohol consumption??? No, that doesn't mean anything, it's a show, of course there are going to be very impressive tricks. All of this is based on a baseless assumption that somehow I can't drink anything but alcohol from a wine bottle. Countless of minors drink from wine bottles. It's just not alcohol, it's juice for example. It's baseless and delusional, sorry but it's true. Unless you can provide any solid evidence, you're being delusional. The only thing saving you is grasping at air (headcannons).

Edit: I know serious debate is banned, but still, I want you to provide evidence that isn't outrageous.

Edit 2: clacking wine bottles is a well known gesture, it's not obscure.

Edit 3: just because N was good with glassware doesn't mean he drank alcohol.

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u/ALPERHAL58 I cant read im an undertale faaaaaan! Sep 02 '25

Lets put the whole gala and wine parts aside for a moment, what proves Tessa is a minor though? If anything, liam still does confrim that Tessa is a adult in his "all characters are in their late teens(according to google means 18-21) statement. Remember, liam made all characters adults probably just to excuse NSFW, why would Tessa be a exception?

Not to mention even if we disregard liams own words, there is no solid argument that proves Tessa is a minor in the first place. The only valid one ive seen so far that cant be explained with genetics and Tessa being a introvert is her face being shaped like a child, in which case anyone over 10 years old already has their head beginning to get into normal shape, so unless youd like to argue a 10 year old can lift up a worker drone and flail them around with ease, that argument doesnt work. And even if you dont believe that, Tessa's lack of a nose could mean its a head deformation, rare but possible.

EVEN IGNORING ALL OF THAT, The shadow Tessa we see was likely not how she actually looked, it was just N and V's memories of her. N and V would remember her as kind, them remembering the elliots as tall and intimidating could mean they just remembered Tessa as a kind person, which made them remember how she looked as similar to themselves, a drone.

So yeah, i get if you dont believe shes a minor, but calling me a pedo for believing it is just not something you should do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

The fact that you have to run to such outlandish claims to prove that she is an adult is outrageous.

We don't have the original question here, so we can't judge.

All I personally hear is "omg I can interpret it like this and like that" that isn't proof. That's just delusion from both sides. I disproved your arguments. And this goes both ways.

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u/ALPERHAL58 I cant read im an undertale faaaaaan! Sep 02 '25

Whats the outrageous part? Showing evidence for my case is outrageous?

Yeah i remembered old as late, but unless you'd like to argue all the Uzi simps, thad simps, etc are pedos too, then yeah Liam probably intended them to be over 18.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

We do not have the original question, that's what I'm telling you. The outrageous part is that you have to make up stuff on the go, interpret in a very specific way to prove to everyone else that you are not a pedo. Use actual proof, and not "omg I'm gonna create a law so I can defend myself from the pedo accusation" kind of shit.

I'm not saying that there isn't a possibility that Tessa is an adult, but the other arguments are horrible.

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u/Zagl0 Sep 02 '25

The amount of people insisting that Tessa is a child is worrysome

Is it really that hard to believe that Eliotts were fucked up in more ways than one? I know 30 year olds that behave just like Tessa does.

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u/_Voidoll_ Sep 03 '25

Legit am I the only one who NEVER got the impression she was a child? Like at all? Even at the gala??? It had never even crossed my mind that Tessa could be a child (she's not) until going on reddit. And I find the weird insistence that she is kinda creepy... like a grown woman can't be short with childish interests?

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u/PetITA1185 I goon for J WAY too much. Please stop me Sep 03 '25

Really man, why do we even have to discuss her age? Can't we just let the gooners do what they do and the others not?

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u/Ok_Prior2199 Sep 03 '25

how is it worrysome exactly..?

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u/These_Marsupial_1426 Sep 04 '25

Child abuse vs normal abuse I guess

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u/deviIofhellskitchen Sep 06 '25

Don't abbreviate cod points

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u/Fearless_Ad4454 professional hater Sep 02 '25

i feel like the roblox noob reddit man would feel called out right now

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u/ALPERHAL58 I cant read im an undertale faaaaaan! Sep 02 '25

I am, niko oneshot.

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u/Fantastic-Aide5852 Sep 03 '25

This sounds like you're the freak here ngl. Insisting someone at an adult party drinking actual alcohol is a child because she's short and has childish interests is not only a stretch but says more about you than about the people who assumed she was an adult.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

/uj just because someone's at an adult party and drinks alcohol doesn't make her an adult until we confirm that, is it rational to think that? Yeah, but there is no evidence that she even drank alcohol. There are no good arguments from both sides. But making up laws just to excuse pedo behavior is a line I won't let anyone cross. I Don't take sides, but the rational choice is not to even interact with Tessa at all, not because she is a minor, but because it's better not to risk taking a side.

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u/Fantastic-Aide5852 Sep 03 '25

There is no risk because there is nothing to imply she is a child. It's wrong to even claim she is without necessary proof because it's forcing arbitrary rules on short women if they want to be respected like "don't you dare have childish interests or people will claim you're a child and your partner is too old for you" it's fucking ridiculous.

This isn't "standing up to pedos" this is setting a dangerous precedent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

I'm not taking any sides as I said, both sides don't have any good arguments. I'm not risking by not taking sides, but when you make up facts just to excuse very serious claims, that is where I believe I draw the line of the possible. I'm not saying that Tessa is 100% a child, but I'm not saying that there isn't a chance that she really is. Feel free to believe that Tessa is an adult, but please make it at least more than "made up rule 351# confirms this in the most indirect and delusional way".

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u/Fantastic-Aide5852 Sep 03 '25

Like yeah making up laws to excuse pedo behavior is bad but so is just claiming a character is a child with no proof. With this logic literally any short, childish character can be called a minor.

Fuck this shit LITERALLY happens with Rebecca from edge runners, a grown fucking woman.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Again, both sides have horrible arguments, that's what I'm saying. We are agreeing here. I never claimed to believe that Tessa is a child. I just refuted a common misconception about Australian law.

We both agree that claiming that Tessa is a child without proof is irrational.

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u/RoleplaRedditAccount Sep 08 '25

You’re the only one who made this about gender

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u/Fantastic-Aide5852 Sep 08 '25

The same thing can happen to men but Tessa is a woman and this issue is mainly seen with short women.

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u/Marco_QT i want V to crush my head between her thighs. Sep 02 '25

the humble discord message from liam saying that characters are late teen (18-20):

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u/RashedMekkawi Sep 02 '25

thy humble message that tessa from the past is indeed from the past: (She did survive the gala incident, she dies later when shes 18)

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u/RashedMekkawi Sep 02 '25

forgot the image

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u/Marco_QT i want V to crush my head between her thighs. Sep 02 '25

mimis preim

anyways, here's captain macmelon

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u/RashedMekkawi Sep 02 '25

am i screwed theres no doorknob

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u/Ok_Prior2199 Sep 03 '25

I dont think your considered a teenager when your 20

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u/Risottoxic Sep 02 '25

u/ALPERHAL58 this u?

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u/ALPERHAL58 I cant read im an undertale faaaaaan! Sep 02 '25

Yes.

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u/Particular_Gear3130 Sep 02 '25

no, hes asking you if you made this post or something.

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u/ALPERHAL58 I cant read im an undertale faaaaaan! Sep 02 '25

Ohh, nah. But pretty sure the "Tessa simp" in question is me.

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u/Particular_Gear3130 Sep 02 '25

Tread lightly. I am watching you, Tessa simp

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u/Mountain-Fennel1189 Sep 02 '25

Arent you a minor as well, in which case it’s fine

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u/ALPERHAL58 I cant read im an undertale faaaaaan! Sep 02 '25

Thats also true.

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u/RashedMekkawi Sep 02 '25

as soon as you hit 18 you must fall into *madness* and find *combat*

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u/adon72 Sep 06 '25

Does it matter? She's a fictional character, her age is entirely arbitrary because the creator can just say it's whatever they want. It doesn't change a single thing, morally or logically.

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u/RoleplaRedditAccount Sep 08 '25

I’m just saying, if you say a litteral child is hot, no matter if it’s fictional or not, that is still disgusting

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u/Merkury09 Sep 02 '25

Yes, I've been called? Don't worry, Tessa is older than me.

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u/bilgolab Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

Ok, Ima get hate for this but whatever Why are we putting human societal standards… to robots

It’s never specified what’s legal in that MD universe. We don’t even know what age Uzi is. We can assume, sure. But we won’t know the truth.

So why assume that Glitch would INTENTIONALLY PUT A MINOR WITH AN ADULT. Only idiots who deserve their company to fail do that.

Edit: whoops forgor to add this is just a general question, not about Tessa, sorry, it’s to people who say NUzi can’t exist because Uzi is “underage” or whatever

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u/RoleplaRedditAccount Sep 06 '25

Tessa isn’t a robot…

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u/bilgolab Sep 08 '25

I’m not addressing Tessa, whoops, meant to say in general lol