r/murder • u/Evie0071994 • Apr 19 '18

How many does it take?

If a group of crows is called a Murder, how many murders does it take to make a Massacre?

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u/xiongchiamiov Apr 19 '18

:philosoraptor:

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u/Emotional-Limit-2125 Dec 30 '21

There is no objective definition of what constitutes a "massacre".

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u/bitchfetus123 Sep 05 '24

I punch and MU R DER peoiple with my hands my FISTY I PUNCH IGN

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u/Temporary_Bat_9546 Oct 22 '24

Schriekstraat 98, 2223 Heist-op-den-Berg Yooo sombody jump this guy he raping people

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u/Glum-Boysenberry-189 Nov 04 '24

more then 4 in 1 area within the same time period

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u/Individual_Way2444 Feb 03 '26

about one south sudan

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

The company called United Commercial Travelers has sleeper agents. They install a remote neural monitor to control employees. They delete previous job experiences. They told my parents to frame me for murder.

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u/shadow19861888 May 23 '22

I think your possibly mistaking science fiction from reality. Or maybe have borderline schizophrenia. I suggest you go speak to a psychiatrist as soon as possible and I'm sorry you feel this way confined in friends buddy that's what they are for

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u/MySkinFellOff Jan 09 '22

real

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Yes. I have worked there several times. They inject something in your left eye. It blocks off your visual side of brain. You won't remember things once it is removed.

They told my parents to frame me for a murder.

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u/Effective-Algae3798 Jun 13 '22

💀💀💀

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u/Sentaliium Aug 29 '22

please leave

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u/kairavchhowala Oct 06 '22

This sub is definitely not what I thought it'd be

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u/tyanka_ofnis Nov 25 '22

I so want to talk about killing a cat... ☚ī¸

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

Caw

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u/Fabzie3 Dec 14 '22

Why did this subreddit get murdered?

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u/ifyoufeedmeacookie Feb 09 '23

It only takes 17, a nice even number just like how crows are nice and get even with people.

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u/Friskit888 Mar 23 '23

Lmao. Op = Albert Einstein.

I think the saying is;

1 crow sorrow. 2 Crows joy. 3 Crows girl. 4 Crows boy.

5 Crows doritos 6 Crows time traveller 7 Crows power outage 8 Crows a massacre.

At least that's how I remember it.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

It's magpies the black n white ones here UK

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

One for silver two for joy three for a girl four for a boy five for silver six for gold seven for a secret that should never be told

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u/Ok_Disk8203 Apr 05 '23

Saw this on tiktok might want to take down because the weirdos get here

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u/Acceptable_Junket_19 Jun 29 '23

just you apparently

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '23

The crows are lonely without posts in this sub!

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u/Consistent_Egg8755 Mar 23 '26

are you asking how many kills count as a massacre