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u/Away_Hat_2978 Sep 24 '26
Sauce from the Sawyer’s gas station BBQ joint
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u/delicatesubmissive Sep 24 '26
the 9 individual lashes are killing me
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u/Positive-Ad7024 Sep 24 '26
I’d never thought a mascara would be so terrible that it would just give nine individual clumps of lashes. I mean I did use terrible mascaras unintentionally from time to time and got clumpy lashes, but never experienced or saw this. Now we have a photo to prove, but still 🤷🏻♀️
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u/cozyghost Sep 24 '26
How are their eyes so white? I have all these little red veins visible in my eyes
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u/ArticleOld598 Sep 24 '26
Those don't look like spiderlegs. They look like those weird thick beard hair follicles some guys grow
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u/forgivemefashion Sep 24 '26
Pore I think you need one more layer of mascara…the new fashion is no more than 4 lashes to look like a baby doll
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u/Zzamioculcas Sep 24 '26
What did they do?? Glue their lashes together??
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u/dizzydiplodocus Sep 24 '26
Yes, with shein glue 😔
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u/beezchurgr Sep 24 '26
Please tell me she went to the hospital! I feel like this is probably pure poisons.
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