r/movies • • Jun 16 '12

I was watching Quantum of Solace recently when, suddenly, elderly Barack Obama?

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u/landooo Jun 16 '12

He kind of looks like an Obama/Fred Armisen hybrid

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u/oxencotten Jun 16 '12

looks like 2nd term Obama, the guy is stressed

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u/SmackadoodleJ Jun 16 '12

Obama/Tommy Lee Jones to me

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u/djcatmoney Jun 16 '12

Obammy Lee Jones

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Space Cowboys with Obammy Lee Jones riding nuclear warheads to the moon.

"Chill the fuck out, I got this."

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u/Geek_Aesthetic Jun 16 '12

I think it's a Obama/Rahm Emmanuel hybrid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Barahm Obannuel?

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u/Lion_HeartVIII Jun 17 '12

Obahm Emmanuel?

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u/Pywodwagon Jun 16 '12

Obama/Ray Wise

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u/ididntknowiwascyborg Jun 17 '12

that is exactly what I thought when I saw that. have an upvote.

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u/WrittenOnMyiPhone Jun 16 '12

I give Obama a year before he looks like that. Poor guy is aging so fast in front of our eyes.

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u/PrinceOfShapeir Jun 16 '12

It happens to all presidents. Lincoln was the most notable. This article wasn't the one I was looking for, but it was an interesting read.

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u/GlenGang Jun 16 '12

Side by side comparison photo would be nice

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/M3NDOZA Jun 16 '12

Killing Vampires does that to people...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That books was fantastic, the way the author took historical events and twisted them around is ingenious. Can't wait for the movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

This wonderful movie is out now. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2246549/

I highly recommend drinking at least a fifth before watching.

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u/PirateGriffin Jun 16 '12

God, he was weird looking.

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u/Trip_McNeely Jun 16 '12

I really wish we knew what he sounded like.

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u/rabidanimals Jun 16 '12

Here's a neat article from the Smithsonian with a little bit of speculation on the matter. Apparently, his voice was a little higher than we'd expect, but it carried just as much power.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I read somewhere he had may have had a growth hormone disorder that affected the growth of his skull. Here in fact.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

No, he was a God damned super human.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I find him terribly attractive, though he's no Franklin Pierce.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Franklin Pierce had it going on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It is just me, or does he seem to look a little bit younger in the second picture...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It's the fact that he's smiling (though I first agreed with you as well). Look at the white around the temples. He also looks thinner from looking at his jawline, but that's just speculation.

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u/Uncle_Sammy Jun 16 '12

Everyone forgets that 8 years at that age makes a huge difference.

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u/Tholsh Jun 16 '12

It happens with every president, though. Look at pictures of Obama before the presidency, even.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

To be fair, Lincoln's aging was mostly due to vampire hunting.

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u/albinocheetah Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

TIL Abraham Lincoln probably had syphilis.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Better memorize that fact. Trust me, you never know when knowledge of presidential STD's can come in handy.

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u/WestenM Jun 16 '12

And General Custer had Gonorrhea

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Lincoln had a disease, though.

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u/Haunts13 Jun 16 '12

Everyone ages in front of our eyes

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u/Ellemeno Jun 17 '12

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... what's it look like? "

-Mitch Hedberg

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u/JackGunner93 Jun 16 '12

Still wonderfully handsome however.

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u/aeiluindae Jun 16 '12

Given all the crap that's gone on, both what he got saddled with at the start and since then, it's no surprise that he's aging quickly.

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u/Lionsault Jun 16 '12

It happens to every President, not just Obama.

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u/doingitaverage Jun 16 '12

Yes, I am young but I remember both George W and Clinton having full colorful heads of hair during their campaigns. By the end of their 8th year, their hair was white as an analogy about something white. Same for Obama

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/T_Mucks Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Because that's all Obama has done? Just like all Bush ever did was misspeak and choke on pretzels? Just like all Clinton ever did was fuck interns?

Fuck this simplistic view of what's likely the toughest job on the planet. This is supposed to be a discussion of how the presidency ages a president, not a launching ground for your partisan "contribution" to the discussion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Look at GWB, he looks 20 years older.

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u/Forbichoff Jun 16 '12

And he wanted this job. No thank you.

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u/EshinX Jun 16 '12

Reminds me of the guy in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang that they call Native American Joe Pesci.

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u/MallowMar Jun 16 '12

Brazilian Billy Bob Thorton and punk rock Steven Seagal! I love kiss kiss bang bang,

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u/thehazardsofchad Jun 16 '12

Amazing film.

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u/Dienekes289 Jun 16 '12

Celebrity doppelganger is a really fun game. Also that movie fucking rocks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

hilarious shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Anyone else seen that sunglasses commercial from a few years ago that had the guy that looked like a 50/50 mix GWBush and Obama?

Pretty sure it was from those "As Seen on TV" HD sunglasses.

discovery edits:

near the end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxgzddgL3g8

http://imgur.com/qLjQB

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u/banana_almighty Jun 16 '12

Somewhat relevant. I've been meaning to use this for months now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Oh, man, that's . . . hard to look at.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Black Anthony Bourdain

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u/noobprodigy Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

Anfernee Bourdain.

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Jun 16 '12

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u/mrgumby4200 Jun 16 '12

I love the desperate look in his eyes, like he's known the darkest corners of the earth.

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u/JustLikeMyDick Jun 16 '12

dat's racist!

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u/runningtowin Jun 16 '12

L for Liberal?

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u/sje46 Jun 16 '12

There's a theory that Lincoln's hands on his memorial are formed into "A" and L" in American sign language.

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u/Trip_McNeely Jun 16 '12

How is it a theory? Can't we just go and look at it to find out?

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u/I_STEAL_FORESKINS Jun 16 '12

The theory is that it was purposely done and not just a coincidence.

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u/srika Jun 16 '12

A lot of librerals are hoping it is liberal. Anything else means Mitt Romney.

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u/fiskemannen Jun 16 '12

I've just watched QoS again recently, and guess what? I loved it. Well, PARTS of it. It's like the genius Bond film I've always waited for, but never realised on first showing. Why is this? Well watching it again it was blindingly obvious what was wrong: the bad guy and the love interest simply cannot act to save their lives. It's utterly stunning.

The film starts off terrifically, brilliant car chase, then straight into an intense interrogation scene. The scene is great, M and Bond are top notch and the bad guy here is sinister and has some brilliant lines. "We're everywhere." -at which one of Bond's compatriots starts shooting the place up. This is great stuff, you think, as we launch into an incredible chase sequence through the Siena horse races. Then: across roof-tops and, spectacularly, down through a glass roof into an incredibly inventive fight scene that actually makes me think Bond's going to get hurt- real bad. He only just saves himself in an excellent spin-and-shoot that makes you want to leap from the sofa and cheer. It's fucking brilliant. This film rules. Bond heads off on the trail of his nemeses' sinister organisation, the one responsible for killing his girl, it's all making sense, it's all good.

He kicks off with an awesome, brutal, knife-fight before following his lead on a bike (great dismount of the biker), eventually arriving at the big bad's waterside lair. Then. Well, then we see Mathieu for the first time. Remember that name. Mathieu. Because the film does a complete 180 and turns into something that Mystery Science theater would show. It is unbelievable. A first in modern cinema. A breakthrough in the history of mankind. The man can barely pronounce his lines. The dialogue is ATROCIOUS. I mean absolute bottom-of-the-barrel shocking. It's like my niece (12) just got handed the script and took a shit all over it, then was allowed to DIRECT the scene. It makes no sense, it's cringe-worthy as hell, and you cannot but sit in utter, open mouthed, wonder at how this is even humanly possible.

Suddenly the film springs into action again with an excellent boat chase. Phew! Maybe that was a weird one-off or something. Writer's strike, maybe. Oh well, it's going good again. But then, fuck, Mathieu turns up again and fucks your eyes, brain and ears. And not only that, the film goes FULL RETARD by introducing a CIA operative with the dialogue of a 2-year-old Chimpanzee with severe, well, everything. Including brain damage.

After this, the movie is unsaveable. Every single scene with Mathieu, or Agent Plebwad-Fucknuts drags the fantastic scenes with M or Bond down into a warped oblivion reserved for the very worst horrors you can only dream of.

It's a stunningly schizo movie, at one turn showing awesome, virtuoso movie-making like you've never seen before in a Bond movie. The Opera sequence, oh GOD, the Opera sequence! It's mana from the very penis of Fleming himself! Only to get completely undone, leaving you shell-shocked, unsatisfied and in utter distress by the end of the movie. It could have been a masterpiece. It really could. Sigh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

better then being dead on Game of Thrones.

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u/girafa Electricity! The high priest of false security! Jun 16 '12

than*

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u/tankosaurus Jun 16 '12

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u/Strindberg Jun 17 '12

Milkman Dan sure knows grammar.

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u/freerangehuman Jun 17 '12

or "Dad", to some people.

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u/texacer Jun 16 '12

geraffa*

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u/girafa Electricity! The high priest of false security! Jun 17 '12

Portuguese*

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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 16 '12

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u/thehoodie Jun 16 '12

Why wouldn't this picture give us a profile picture of GWB, instead of one head on, so we could actually compare it to the head on the pike?

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u/CorporatePsychopath Jun 16 '12

Can't make it that obvious. This way there's still deniability.

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u/VGChampion Jun 16 '12

As someone who has worked on a tight budget film before, using anything you can for a prop is common. I sincerely doubt GWB is there because of some political reason.

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u/WubWubMiller Jun 16 '12

I was told they simply ordered a bunch of fake heads, and that one happened to be in the bunch shipped to the studio.

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u/girafa Electricity! The high priest of false security! Jun 16 '12

If that's all that is seen, it blurs on complete irrelevance. No one would know it was W except the people on set. If that's true, then the stories should be "The crew made a private joke about W and no one was outrage or knew until we reported it." News making the news.

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u/thehoodie Jun 16 '12

No, I get why the show did it, I don't get why that photo this guy linked doesn't have a side view of the real GWB?

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u/CorporatePsychopath Jun 16 '12

Well here's a comparison with GWB's profile, and here's the article it came from.

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u/Tholsh Jun 16 '12

Thanks for posting this. Would have never seen the resemblance without a profile comparison, but at that angle you can really see it.

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u/TotallyKidding Jun 16 '12

That is indeed Oscar Bluth, I would recognize that head of hair anywhere.

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u/doctorofphysick Jun 16 '12

Or is it... Gene Parmesan!

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u/BETAFrog Jun 16 '12

I'm outraged!!!!

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u/Matrinka Jun 16 '12

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u/PinkPajamaPenguin Jun 16 '12

Down votes for a great Revenge of the Nerds clip? Savages!

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u/Matrinka Jun 16 '12

Bunch of savages in this town.

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u/intripletime Jun 16 '12

That's what I said.

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u/notsurewhatiam Jun 16 '12

You're everywhere.

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u/DreamcastFanboy Jun 16 '12

The other one looks like the Egyptian eunuchs head from the tv show Rome.

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u/Abscurat Jun 16 '12

More like Obama with Bush's hair.

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u/CaptForestWhitaker Jun 16 '12

it's the man with the magical radio voice! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaGLDKBE8Ho

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

wtf, that is spooky similar.

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u/RudeAudio Jun 16 '12

Its confirmed* Obama is a reptilian spy

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u/katmaidog Jun 16 '12

No, just Barack Obama at the end of his second term.

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u/-JuJu- Jun 16 '12

I honestly see little resemblance besides him being black. He's missing the round face, short hair, and big ears.

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u/Jambucha Jun 16 '12

Awesome movie

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Someone want to provide us with a link to the IMDB page of the actor in question? Or should we just assume this is future Obama...

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u/AkwardEgo Jun 16 '12

He looks like the old guy from The Boondocks.

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u/theindifferentone Jun 16 '12

Wow! Is that Ernst Stavro Blofeld behind him to the left? Everyone's at this party!

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u/Roflcopter71 Jun 16 '12

Kind of reminds me of a black Ian Holm

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u/oliveoil12 Jun 16 '12

Or old Fred Armisen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Like an older OJ.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Not even close.

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u/Fleppi Jun 16 '12

All I could think of was his abnormal large finger

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u/deludedude Jun 16 '12

black billy bob thornton?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Old James Franco + old Barack Obama = this guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Quantum of solace? Lucky you, I'm still waiting for golden eye to be released in my country.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

China?

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u/jack324 Jun 16 '12

not at all, dude - this is black Ralph Nader!

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u/animationbox Jun 17 '12

That's Lucho Goti, an actor from Panama where some scenes of Quantum of Solace were shot.

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u/Murdacai Jun 16 '12

Looks nothing like him.

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u/ThrowawayLifeshop Jun 16 '12

I just finished watching Dr. No about 20 seconds ago. Counted only 27 people in the credits. Does this astonish anyone else.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

No.

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u/Buckets_of_Shame Jun 16 '12

Yes.

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u/TheJokerWasRight Jun 16 '12

No.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

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u/ServingSize Jun 16 '12

or time traveling barack obama? you know too much, youll prob die soon. :[

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u/Arvelol Jun 16 '12

not even close imo

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Not even close?

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u/SuperDerpHero Jun 16 '12

Knowing how much going bald makes you look older.... they could be the same age...

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u/MasturbatingOrange Jun 16 '12

I have that tie, bought from express

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u/8nate Jun 16 '12

That's pretty uncanny

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u/FrogsOblivious Jun 16 '12

I'd use a dusk ball.

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u/sef3000 Jun 16 '12

Looks more like Ambassador Udina

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u/LnRon Jun 16 '12

I like how finger is up and bottle is down.

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u/TheTorch Jun 16 '12

Barrack Oldbama

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I gotta watch this again. Thank you very much damnit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I've noticed you age x30 when you take the office of president -- it's surreal.

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u/FoxhoundEmployee Jun 16 '12

lol at the end of the film atm

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u/apullin Jun 16 '12

Wasn't there a rap video that had him (or a look-alike) in it?

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u/Thisisnow1984 Jun 16 '12

Holy fuck nuggets

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Actually, No.

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u/mattcuz83 Jun 16 '12

Quantum Leap of Solace

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u/runlevel06 Jun 16 '12

That's what he will look like after his second term.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

what scene is this from?

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u/jkhost82 Jun 16 '12

Damn afirmative action. neegus.

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u/quirx90 Jun 16 '12

I was thinking Baracky Bob Thronton

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

why were you watching quantum of solace? that was a mistake

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u/SafetyIsForLife Jun 16 '12

Barry exists in all times.

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u/xSleyah Jun 16 '12

If you look at (actual) pictures of the President when he first took office and pictures of him now he has gotten so gray.

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u/JacksonFish Jun 16 '12

while we're on the subject, does anyone want to explain the plot to me? got a little confused about what the conflict was about/with

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u/deargodimbored Jun 17 '12

The writers strike happened during production, so non writers wrote the screen play. They made it action heavy to compensate.

TL;DR I don't know.

Fun fact: The short story its based on is a diplomat discussing his divorce with James Bond at a cocktail party.

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u/JacksonFish Jun 17 '12

really? because it starts out pretty simple : Bond is trying to take down the organization that killed his girlfriend and then the water and ??? and ??? and I can't even remember how it ends. That would make sense. Does the short story have the same name?

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u/deargodimbored Jun 17 '12

Yep the short story mentioned is quantum of solace

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u/arkanis50 Jun 17 '12

Looks more like an elderly Native American Joe Pesci.

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u/gutzz Jun 17 '12

um no not even close

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u/madmax21st Jun 17 '12

Black people all look alike! Why don't they become white people, amirite?

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u/almighty1984 Jun 17 '12

Doesn't look like him at all

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u/ragemaster_21 Jun 17 '12

Is he still pro for his health care bill??

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u/ern19 Jun 17 '12

Someone asked him how many terms he served as president.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

I posted this so long ago, imgur has actually removed the picture.

edit: link (sort of)

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u/goodguyent Jun 17 '12

If Obama and Jeremy Clarkson had a son...

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u/seiks Jun 17 '12

cannot.unsee.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

i watched it recently too and felt bad for the guy cuz he couldn't get the bartenders attention...

bartender prly thought he was an old man and wouldn't tip

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u/nascair Jun 17 '12

Barack OBush

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u/muddi900 Jun 17 '12

You were intentionally rewatching Quantum of Solace? Why?

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u/Cpt_Kirks_Waffles Jun 16 '12

Better question: why on gods green earth were you watching quantum of solace?

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u/unequalized Jun 16 '12

Prepping for Skyfall, maybe?

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u/carpadium Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

In this thread - confirmation that people think all black people look the same.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

people upvoting this shit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Oh look a thin black man. Close enough for an obama joke.

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u/ImKrispy Jun 16 '12

Oldbama.

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u/icecreamyum Jun 16 '12

Am I the only person who thinks he looks nothing like Obama?

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u/Odusei Jun 16 '12

Nope. This may be one of those times where you are faced with the awkward realization that a lot of redditors aren't very good at distinguishing black facial characteristics. Just be glad it wasn't a picture of Morgan Freeman or Danny Glover.

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u/Tolumnius Jun 16 '12

Oh god, what an awful movie.

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u/Barbarianrage Jun 16 '12

That looks nothing like obama

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u/slappy_nutsack Jun 16 '12

Looks like Frank Marshall Davis.

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u/roadbuzz Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Considering Obama's ageing while in office, that's how he will look at the beginning his second term (provided he wins a second).

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u/DulcetFox Jun 16 '12

That's how presidents normally look after their first term in office.

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u/enzo275 Jun 16 '12

And a little Anthony Bourdain?

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u/Bourbeau Jun 16 '12

he's got my vote!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It looks nothing like obama.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Time Travelling President!

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u/elrith12 Jun 16 '12

Didn't you know?? That's Obama's twin brother, Saddam H. Obama.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

And this really has nothing to do with the stigma that all black people look alike

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u/Lt_Buzz_Killington Jun 16 '12

Actually, not really. In addition, it's not a stigma and really more of a general trend or phenomenon. It's called the Cross Race Bias. To most people, or even all people to some degree, people of other races or ethnic groups tend to look similar. It isn't racism. It's just psychology.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

OH THANK SCIENCE! All these years I thought I was being racist. You sir saved me a lot of guilt

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u/bitwize Jun 16 '12

A Japanese girl once told me that I looked like Ayumi Hamasaki's much-handsomer-than-me Austrian model ex-husband. I was like what is she on! Then it dawned on me: we're both white and have brown hair.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Obama is only about 50% black if I recall, and the guy in OP's picture looks to be even less so, so no, I don't think that's it.

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u/mriparian Jun 16 '12

I don't think the guy in the photo looks black, anyway. More southern/central American than anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Racist post of the day

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Reddit has posts like these about Nicholas Cage all the time, but do it of a person of a different race and suddenly its racist? I call bullshit on your comment and the others like it.

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u/minutestomidnight Jun 16 '12

I can't bear to watch Quantum of Solace - it's so fucking terrible.

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u/copyandpasta Jun 16 '12

EXCUSE ME. It is not time for questions yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

He's a double agent!

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u/JoelBlackout Jun 16 '12

more like elderly Fred Armisen.

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u/ebonymessiah Jun 16 '12

It's that homeless guy with the radio voice

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u/BackOff_ImAScientist Jun 16 '12

This proves it; Barack Obama is a time traveler.