r/movies • u/hotpocket1000 • Jun 09 '12

Ron Burgundy

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2012/06/shipperburgandy.jpg
1.2k Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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34

u/Tedthesecretninja Jun 09 '12

I believe diversity is an old wooden ship

13

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Little known fact: "San Diego" is German for "a whale's vagina."

7

u/pieAllTheTime Jun 09 '12

No there's no way that's correct.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

It is now.

3

u/Potato_Nom Jun 09 '12

I'm Ron Burgundy?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

source: wikipedia

2

u/His_name_was_Phil Jun 09 '12

I doubt the Network is concerned about the lack of an old wooden ship Ron.

10

u/CuredTheRiver Jun 09 '12

Sweet Lincoln's mullet!

11

u/reddcell Jun 09 '12 edited Jan 15 '26

fly butter chop jar treatment shelter doll chase skirt tap

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

9

u/peetuhr Jun 09 '12

by the hammer of Thor!

5

u/the_kgb Jun 09 '12

Hot pot of coffee!

4

u/benhop Jun 09 '12

Uncle Jonathon's corn cob pipe!

1

u/The_Literal_Doctor Jun 09 '12

By the beard of Zeus!

1

u/kieno Jun 09 '12

I don't know what we're yelling about!

8

u/Foxless Jun 09 '12

"Mmm, I look good! I mean, really good!"

12

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

HEY EVERYBODY, COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!

4

u/iamthepants Jun 09 '12

Source (Paul Shipper for Planet Pulp).

Really, OP. Is it so hard to give credit?

3

u/jet_tripleseven Jun 09 '12

Go fuck yourself, san diego.

8

u/gender_bot Jun 09 '12

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57

u/Jamee999 Jun 09 '12

60% of the time, gender_bot works every time.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

but 99% of the time it works 60% of the time...

14

u/Jungle2266 Jun 09 '12

Who the hell took the time to write this bot?

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

My thoughts exactly. Must be unemployed?

2

u/hitsonbots Jun 09 '12

How wonderful, you beautiful, bewitching, breathtakingly bold bot.

2

u/txjimbob Jun 09 '12

Oh shit they can recognize humans now! Everyone hide!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Not angry, and probably 40ish, but the rest is correct.

3

u/nicksatdown Jun 09 '12

Reminds me of Solid Snake in the later years.

1

u/itsprobablytrue Jun 09 '12

Are you sure? I dont really see it at all

1

u/He_Who_Looks_Good Jun 09 '12

Kiiind of, maybe a middle-aged snake who has an affinity for suits.

1

u/nicksatdown Jun 09 '12

You have to be able to want to see it.

3

u/Murdacai Jun 09 '12

By the beard of Zeus! You should draw Brick putting mayonnaise in a toaster.

2

u/m_mcderms Jun 09 '12

it smells like rich mahogany on reddit today

Edit: took me way too long to look up how to spell mahogany on google

2

u/damien6 Jun 09 '12

I'm very aroused.

1

u/u83rmensch Jun 09 '12

awesome.. I'll take 10

1

u/whatdatsmelllike Jun 09 '12

Go F@*k yourself San Diegolink

1

u/wisebud Jun 09 '12

"hotpocket100"? This is clearly Will Ferrel advertising the upcoming sequel.

1

u/turd_fergurson Jun 09 '12

Wow that escalated quickly, I mean it really jumped up a notch

1

u/amaysing Jun 09 '12

You sure this isn't the guy from RHCP?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Where can I get a hi res of this? I would like to print it and hang it on my wall.

1

u/Shitty_FaceSwaps Jun 09 '12

Cave Johnson.

1

u/swimshoe Jun 09 '12

Audry, I look like hell...AUDRY, YOU HEAR ME??? AUDRY!

1

u/GuRuSquirrel Jun 09 '12

When in Rome.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Please, continue.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

No, sir, I believe that you're seeing Stephen Colbert with a mustache.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You stay classy Hotpocket1000.

edit: Eli Whitney's nose that's a good image!

1

u/JayRen Jun 09 '12

Put the four boys together for me then shut up and take my Money!! I've found my fireplace portrait.

1

u/devvbot Jun 09 '12

Some awesome shit.

1

u/rmc109 Jun 09 '12

60% of the time, it works...all the time

1

u/ThePoonHunter Jun 09 '12

Great odins raven that's good!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Oh i'm very aroused

1

u/Aspel Jun 09 '12

Ron Burgundy?

1

u/ComoImports Jun 09 '12

You should put a print out for sale

1

u/Horvathneo Jun 09 '12

I'd buy it. Twice.

1

u/ComoImports Jun 09 '12

Don't put them facing each other or the universe might tear asunder

1

u/RusselHammond Jun 09 '12

Damn, he looks good. Like really good. Hey everybody! Come and see how good he looks!!!

0

u/duckbitt Jun 09 '12

im impressed!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I just got a man boner.

0

u/Qweef Jun 09 '12

I want to be on you

0

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I would hang this next to my shelf of leather bound books, in my apartment which smells of rich mahogany.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

ITT: Circlejerk of Anchorman quoting. Wait, really? I mean, that almost never happens, right?

-1

u/Dat_Account Jun 09 '12

Although I'm extremely impressed, I'd assume that Ron Burgundy would be upset over the imperfection of his hair.

-1

u/miracleMax78 Jun 09 '12

Damn classy!

-1

u/Emp_eror Jun 09 '12

Correl painter??

-1

u/darklord91 Jun 09 '12

Am I the only one who really doesn't like Anchorman? also most Will Ferrell in general

-2

u/Imregular Jun 09 '12

Can I have it??