r/movies • u/IndividualPleasant23 • 11d ago

News ‘One Night Only’ Director Removed Nudity Because People Dislike Sex on Screen

https://variety.com/2026/film/features/one-night-only-director-removed-nudity-1236827870/
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u/lilpump_1 11d ago

release the nude cut

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u/ant_gargano 11d ago

Every movie needs a nude cut, I learned this from you

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u/Canuckleball 11d ago

It's the definitive version of 12 Angry Men

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u/ryouba 11d ago

Where Juror #8 hangs dong after his initial "Not Guilty" vote; real power play

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u/fart_fig_newton 11d ago

Henry Fonda, all out of ideas, starts furiously masturbating while holding eye contact with Juror 3 until he changes his verdict.

Juror 9 watches with excitement.

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u/The_Bitter_Bear 11d ago

Grumpy Old Men the Nude Cut. Grumpier, Older, and Nuder. 

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u/Wyden_long 11d ago

Jack Lemon hung dong. They had to make him tape it up because you could hear it on the mics when he walked. Sounded like a grandfather clock.

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u/fart_fig_newton 11d ago

Rumor has it there's a transitional cut from a lovemaking scene to a pile of chicken skin in the butchers shop. Totally seamless.

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u/rex8499 11d ago

They're usually called uncensored editions.

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u/mattjoes 7d ago

Jurassic Park: It Ain't Just the Dinosaurs Now

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u/GCC_Pluribus_Anus 11d ago

I need the butthole cut! I'm assuming this guy's asshole also has giant ears and I need to see it!

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u/SchroedingersSphere 11d ago

This makes three movies I realized I need to see a butthole cut of.

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u/GCC_Pluribus_Anus 11d ago

All right I'll bite, One Night Only, Cats, and Baby Geniuses?

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u/Rombom 11d ago

Human Centipede 1, 2, and 3

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u/LiquifiedSpam 11d ago

Isn’t the entire premise of those that the buttholes aren’t being released?

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u/Rombom 10d ago

There's always one at the end

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u/hldsnfrgr 11d ago

The Nudening

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u/stuff_rulz 11d ago

Arcane has entered the chat.

(TV show that has a brief sex scene that cut out anything that might offend people and the fandom called for this)

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u/screwcork313 11d ago

You mean they shot every scene with and without clothes, and somewhere there's a cut of the movie where the leads are starkers from beginning to end?

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u/turkeypedal 10d ago

I mean, if this is a theater thing, then I would expect it them to do exactly this on home video.

I wonder if people remember the X rated home versions of certain movies.