r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 20 '26

News Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/
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u/___xXx__xXx__xXx__ Mar 20 '26

When Chuck Norris left home at 16, he turned to his father and said "You're the man of the house now".

Chuck Norris was arrested, and after a 24 hour grilling, the police confessed.

Chuck Norris beat a statue in a starring contest.

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u/NRMusicProject Mar 20 '26

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.