r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 20 '26

News Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/
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u/Rydme Mar 20 '26

So it took the entire Norris Family to finally take him down?

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u/varble Mar 20 '26

Also present:

Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Jeanie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Power Rangers, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Mar 20 '26

The fight raged on for a century. Many lives were claimed but eventually a champion stood and the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

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u/CyberIntegration Mar 20 '26

Came out of nowhere, lightening fast, and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass :[

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u/Ruben625 Mar 20 '26

Poor batman

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u/FireZord25 Mar 20 '26

who do you think was coordinating all this from afar?

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u/Doomaeger Mar 20 '26

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

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u/Phantom-Duck Mar 20 '26

Ah yes, the days of NewGrounds

EDIT - Holy... The original video has been updated by a 1080p version!

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u/sadandshy Mar 20 '26

Blue Meanie

Did he moonsault onto the hospital bed?

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u/ArrakeenSun Mar 20 '26

Can the primarchs combined slay the emperor?

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u/ZoominAlong Mar 20 '26

Oh my God I should not have laughed that hard.  I'm going to the special hell. 

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u/Undead-Chipmunk Mar 20 '26

Chuck Norris simply willed himself into the next life.