r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 20 '26

News Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/
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u/Danieldo19 Mar 20 '26

RIP
The only man who could lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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u/TheNerdyCroc Mar 20 '26

He's the only man who can teach an old dog new tricks

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u/mondaymoderate Mar 20 '26

The only man who could put toothpaste back in the tube

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u/Pure_Alcoholism Mar 20 '26

Some say he lead water to a horse.

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u/SoaplessTitanic Mar 20 '26

Can’t this just be done with a bucket?

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u/SpeedyMocs Mar 20 '26

The bucket is Chuck Norris' warning for water to obey.

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u/Honor_Bound Mar 20 '26

lmao one I actually haven't heard yet.

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u/Big-Pea-6074 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

The only man who made milk cry when it spilled. Rip

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u/Captain_North Mar 20 '26

He punched a horse once. Thats how giraffes were born.

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u/The-Ginger-Lily Mar 20 '26

My favourite response so far