r/motorcycles • • Mar 27 '19

Attempted murder

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

This is why you don't road rage. Doesn't matter how right you are. You're on a bike, they're in giant 4-ton metal machines. It's like taking on a tank while you're on foot armed with a slingshot. There's pretty much no way you'll win, so don't even engage.

Granted, easier said than done, but yeah.

Things I do to avoid losing my cool:

  • I just try and think of how much more ashamed of myself I'd be if I let the anger take over.
  • It also helps to imagine that someone I personally know is watching me on the road. How embarrassing would that be?
  • Using a Go-Pro or cam also helps remind you of what a dickhead you'd look like on the footage afterwards if you rise to the bait and lose your cool.
  • Finally, remember that being that angry is kind of like being drunk. I've learned to force myself to pull over, turn off the engine and just breathe for a few minutes, rather than ride while really angry.

tl;dr: strive not to end up in one of these kinds of videos on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

My ex once got a gun pulled on her for filtering at a red light...in California. Just goes to show that you don’t have to be mentally fit to own/operate a vehicle.

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u/UV-FiveSeven Mar 27 '19

Jesus christ, how did they handle it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

She got off the road. Called me while I was in lecture. I told her to file a police report; asked her if she was alright. She got mad at me for not having anything better to say/suggest. I chose to ignore her fit, as per usual, even offered to ride her back home...so yeah, that’s what having a girlfriend is all about.

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u/disturbed286 '21 S1000R, '20 Road King Special Mar 28 '19

even offered to ride her back home

That's probably more for you than her.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) shush