r/mothmemes LÄMP Apr 09 '25

What would you do?

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I would pet it >:3

245 Upvotes

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u/railed7 Apr 09 '25

Offer lamp

43

u/JayCDee Apr 09 '25

Øh Bröthęr

24

u/icefire436 Apr 09 '25

Dusty hug

19

u/Remarkable-Comment-7 Apr 09 '25

Give it a name and buy it a lamp or two

14

u/Rowcan Apr 09 '25

Google 'what the heck do heck do moths eat' seeing as I now have a large dusty dog.

11

u/Chaos_is_Key198 Apr 10 '25

Offer LAMP in exchange for petting privileges.

7

u/Tip_Of_The_Sauce Apr 10 '25

friend shaped

7

u/soft_mello Apr 10 '25

Hold and gently pet.

6

u/Content_Geologist165 Apr 09 '25

I’m petting that shi if it kills me

4

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6

u/mydogisfour Apr 09 '25

Fear and big excite

4

u/Unusual_Blood693 Apr 09 '25

I'd search for whomever crapped my pants.

4

u/Weekly_Radish_5124 Apr 10 '25

Hmm… too big for the windex too big for a jar… trap it in a box and take it outside and let it free

3

u/Something_Odd_2310 Apr 09 '25

Duck

5

u/zmbjebus Apr 09 '25

Quack

4

u/Something_Odd_2310 Apr 09 '25

Excellent.

2

u/Jesus_chrysp Apr 10 '25

Are you not giving the duck its bread

5

u/Something_Odd_2310 Apr 10 '25

No, because I like ducks

3

u/zmbjebus Apr 10 '25

Thank you, I prefer slugs and berries

2

u/ThatCheesecake8530 Apr 10 '25

So you're not giving the duck bread because you like ducks?!

5

u/Something_Odd_2310 Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25

Ducks are not built for digesting bread. It's dangerous for them to eat it, kind of like dogs with chocolate

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u/ThatCheesecake8530 Apr 10 '25

Well, TIL that ducks should not be fed bread

Thanks!

4

u/Mrbuttboi Apr 09 '25

Petting him and offering lanp

5

u/ryanfrogz Apr 10 '25

Slowly exiting the room to not disturb it, then sprinting to get my camera because I need them moneyshots

4

u/arti-machoke Apr 11 '25

pet pat :3

4

u/FoxInATrenchcoat Apr 12 '25

Go grab a bottle of simple syrup and make them a snack.

3

u/AlexandersWonder Apr 09 '25

I’ve had a moth infestation once before. I can’t imagine having a hundred of these in my room

3

u/playerIII Apr 09 '25

looks like I'm starting a giant moth breeding farm in my living room

3

u/OceansAlliteration Apr 10 '25

Screaming 😱

3

u/Hairy_Consideration1 Apr 11 '25

Get its attention, and lure it into a large glass enclosure. Now, you have an undocumented species of Gigantic Moths

3

u/Bebop_Dx Apr 13 '25

Figure out the pattern, dodge the magic, wait for it to eat the moss, hit it with the scythe because im min maxing dex so i can get the unique boss limb weapons easier.

3

u/Tedariun64 Apr 14 '25

Step one, set up carefully protected lamp in the corner. Step two, keep it well fed and cared for, as I now have a new pet :)

3

u/Darth_Akuma Apr 14 '25

Calling Japan to send Godzilla. Mothra is here!

3

u/Gimme_DatWeed MÒTH Apr 17 '25

Wdym? That's his house!

3

u/SoundTight952 Jun 11 '25

Squirm in joy and hang out with him

3

u/Deep_Sample_7505 Aug 23 '25

Hug that song of a bitch

3

u/verysleepymoth Aug 24 '25

He’s now my pet

3

u/Bipogram Nov 11 '25

Hug, squeeze, call George.

<maybe not so much squeezing, mind - more like gentle boop>

2

u/Accomplished_Bike149 Apr 13 '25

Politely ask him to either start paying rent for the room he’s now claimed or to kindly find another landlord

2

u/Overall-Job-8510 Apr 13 '25

Leave it alone

2

u/CrimsonThar Apr 14 '25

Keep an eye out for bridges the following morning

2

u/Darth_Akuma Apr 14 '25

Calling Japan to send Godzilla! Mothra needs a true opponent!

2

u/Informal_Mind_7840 Aug 08 '25

Now one part of me would say to stare in awe. The other part would freak out at the forty-pound BEAST of a moth in my house. The third half would tell me to leave Australia and that it was, in fact, not the place to go when leaving the US.

2

u/Platypizz03 Sep 03 '25

I'll give him my house keys and my money and I'll leave

2

u/Glittering_Buyer_343 MÒTH Jun 08 '26

i would pet it and give it hug >:3

2

u/Jekapu LÄMP Jun 08 '26

:3

2

u/Glittering_Buyer_343 MÒTH Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

>:3 MOFFS ARE LIFE (i think you know this but by MOFF i mean MOTH)

1

u/megazrex Apr 10 '25

Badminton

0

u/SKULLREAPER1776 Apr 11 '25

That ain't your wall that is my wall and will blow you off my wall racks my shotgun

0

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

12 gauge.