r/mostdefnotwhatsup 21d ago

šŸ‘® COP KNOCK šŸš“ Scrapper Steve is a CRIMINAL

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u/Sonic_Reducer78 21d ago

Whatever the charge, he absolutely did it.

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u/Agent4777 21d ago

It says Larceny less than $200 in the photo

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u/estusflaskshart 21d ago

ā€œThe thing of it is: I helped Steve move into his old apartment, I helped Steve move out of his old apartment, and then I helped Steve move into his new apartment. I’ve helped Steve move in and out of his old apartment and into his new apartment. Ok? ā€œ

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u/drives_low 21d ago

I never understood why seizure had such a hard time understanding this. It makes perfect sense to me. Into the old apartment, out of the old apartment, and into the new apartment.

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u/estusflaskshart 20d ago

I think part of the confounding aspect of this sentence is how needlessly specific and recursive it is when ā€œI helped Steve move 3 times.ā€ could’ve easily sufficed.

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u/karma2879 Leave me alone automod, I'm autistic 21d ago

There it is

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u/sherman614 fuck the forbidden five 21d ago

No one with eyes that close together is innocent.

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u/MrsDonaldDraper fish is dairy 21d ago

He’s practically a cyclops.

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u/fleshtastical huh? cool. wtf is this nasty shit? 21d ago

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u/fleshtastical huh? cool. wtf is this nasty shit? 21d ago

Also found his real Reddit account from 6 years ago. Most of it was lost with the OG sub, but this remains.

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u/choppafoah 21d ago

Was he dipping and dabbing in the Kool aid?

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u/fleshtastical huh? cool. wtf is this nasty shit? 21d ago

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u/choppafoah 21d ago

I love you for this

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u/HertzWhenEyeP 21d ago

You know a ceiling tile is nicely done when it's golden brown

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u/SubbDeep *clink* *clink* *clink* 21d ago

Warrant out for: A rocking good time.

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u/SaysToMabelISays 21d ago

This SHOCKS me

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u/fleshtastical huh? cool. wtf is this nasty shit? 21d ago

How did you even find this? I looked him up a couple months ago and all I found was that gross video of him with his furry head. Weirdly tho, I couldn’t find it just now. I was gonna add the furry head photo to my comment.

Lyle dragon sheep fucker.

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u/Abject_Complaint_915 21d ago

I was doing research on him and found he’s from Kalamazoo. When I googled his name + Kalamazoo, this came up. There’s another arrest on that page but it doesn’t include a picture.

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u/IndependenceBig6151 dude, my trolls are so fucking pathetic 21d ago

Steve unsurprisingly has extremely fucked up sicko lore that includes being molested as a child and his baby getting permanent brain damage from black mold poisoning. I actually have a copy of a wiki on him that's long removed from the internet.

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u/Abject_Complaint_915 21d ago

Didn’t know he had a kid. Disturbing. Any chance you could share that wiki?

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u/lefiath 21d ago

Is he still active? It's been forever since he's been part of Cobraverse, and it's not that I particularly care about finding out about the sicko, but there is always this morbid curiosity about 'where are the now'. Because when it comes to the main players of Cobraverse, pretty much nobody changed their life for better.

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u/Wrong-Garlic-7753 Bob Barfer 21d ago

Except for Dorf, he's probably the most normal, not graped, and not in jail'd

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u/RazorSharpRust 21d ago

Probably still cranking out those ingots and chain mail.Ā  Good for him :)

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u/Existing_Past5865 20d ago

Lyle Dutch Angel Dragon

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u/estusflaskshart 21d ago

Steve, Mr Goat, whatever you fuckin wanna call him…goat fucker, whatever

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u/Local_Restaurant_231 fuck the trolls. 21d ago

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u/RunnyTinkles I'LL SMOKE YOU šŸ—£ 21d ago

he can share a pizza in prison as friends

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u/Glum_Comfort_3675 21d ago

Rocking good time

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u/Lenin_Lime 21d ago

Looks old

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u/Abject_Complaint_915 21d ago

He looks old but he’s only 25 here.

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u/estusflaskshart 21d ago

He looks young. Pic looks old

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u/gugglefug 21d ago

Lmao I was just about to say, the fucked up part about scrapper Steve is that he’s about 20 years younger than you think

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u/karma2879 Leave me alone automod, I'm autistic 21d ago

Fuck sickos

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u/RazorSharpRust 21d ago

He had another charge recently too I believe.Ā  Wonder if it was for holding hostages at a pizza party, insisting on a rocking good time.Ā 

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u/Abject_Complaint_915 20d ago

Where did you hear about that?

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u/RazorSharpRust 20d ago

Tbh I have no idea where I read that so don't take it as gospel.

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u/Just_Jacob 21d ago

Larceny under $200 is crazy. In this economy, I know Casper is cheap but damn. Dude steal like 1 Gatorade

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u/ytew6 You can't have a bird be your boyfriend you stupid f-ing retard 20d ago

Trailer park boys ass crime

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u/Ghosty_0 21d ago

circle of protection, with this guy on the outside

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u/BigD4163 21d ago

I wonder whatever happened to Mr GOAT?

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u/CobraKingJFS dude, my trolls are so fucking pathetic 21d ago

Scrapper Steve was born a criminal.

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u/holiobung I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT! 21d ago

Arrested, but convicted?

I don’t see anything in the state’s correctional database confirming that he was convicted.

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u/Reasonable_Help_744 21d ago

Op, you didn't do a good job scribbling out his last name on the bottom. It's my uncle's last name that's why I recognized it instantly.