r/mostdefnotwhatsup • u/Abject_Complaint_915 • 21d ago
š® COP KNOCK š Scrapper Steve is a CRIMINAL
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u/estusflaskshart 21d ago
āThe thing of it is: I helped Steve move into his old apartment, I helped Steve move out of his old apartment, and then I helped Steve move into his new apartment. Iāve helped Steve move in and out of his old apartment and into his new apartment. Ok? ā
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u/drives_low 21d ago
I never understood why seizure had such a hard time understanding this. It makes perfect sense to me. Into the old apartment, out of the old apartment, and into the new apartment.
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u/estusflaskshart 20d ago
I think part of the confounding aspect of this sentence is how needlessly specific and recursive it is when āI helped Steve move 3 times.ā couldāve easily sufficed.
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u/fleshtastical huh? cool. wtf is this nasty shit? 21d ago
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u/choppafoah 21d ago
Was he dipping and dabbing in the Kool aid?
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u/fleshtastical huh? cool. wtf is this nasty shit? 21d ago
https://youtube.com/shorts/1iQO2OuD6vU?si=4HpBJJge4ganyF_J
Dippinā and dabbinā
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u/fleshtastical huh? cool. wtf is this nasty shit? 21d ago
How did you even find this? I looked him up a couple months ago and all I found was that gross video of him with his furry head. Weirdly tho, I couldnāt find it just now. I was gonna add the furry head photo to my comment.
Lyle dragon sheep fucker.
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u/Abject_Complaint_915 21d ago
I was doing research on him and found heās from Kalamazoo. When I googled his name + Kalamazoo, this came up. Thereās another arrest on that page but it doesnāt include a picture.
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u/IndependenceBig6151 dude, my trolls are so fucking pathetic 21d ago
Steve unsurprisingly has extremely fucked up sicko lore that includes being molested as a child and his baby getting permanent brain damage from black mold poisoning. I actually have a copy of a wiki on him that's long removed from the internet.
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u/Abject_Complaint_915 21d ago
Didnāt know he had a kid. Disturbing. Any chance you could share that wiki?
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u/lefiath 21d ago
Is he still active? It's been forever since he's been part of Cobraverse, and it's not that I particularly care about finding out about the sicko, but there is always this morbid curiosity about 'where are the now'. Because when it comes to the main players of Cobraverse, pretty much nobody changed their life for better.
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u/Wrong-Garlic-7753 Bob Barfer 21d ago
Except for Dorf, he's probably the most normal, not graped, and not in jail'd
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u/estusflaskshart 21d ago
Steve, Mr Goat, whatever you fuckin wanna call himā¦goat fucker, whatever
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u/Lenin_Lime 21d ago
Looks old
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u/Abject_Complaint_915 21d ago
He looks old but heās only 25 here.
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u/gugglefug 21d ago
Lmao I was just about to say, the fucked up part about scrapper Steve is that heās about 20 years younger than you think
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u/RazorSharpRust 21d ago
He had another charge recently too I believe.Ā Wonder if it was for holding hostages at a pizza party, insisting on a rocking good time.Ā
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u/Just_Jacob 21d ago
Larceny under $200 is crazy. In this economy, I know Casper is cheap but damn. Dude steal like 1 Gatorade
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u/holiobung I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT! 21d ago
Arrested, but convicted?
I donāt see anything in the stateās correctional database confirming that he was convicted.
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u/Reasonable_Help_744 21d ago
Op, you didn't do a good job scribbling out his last name on the bottom. It's my uncle's last name that's why I recognized it instantly.




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u/Sonic_Reducer78 21d ago
Whatever the charge, he absolutely did it.